Me: Hello, everyone! PHANTOMKNIGHTMARE47 here, with the fifth chapter of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Chaos Frontier, and in this chapter, I'm gonna be getting some help from my good friend, WOLFWATCHER12!
WOLFWATCHER12: You got that right! And today, Jotham and company enter the world of Totally Spies. As they do so, they are trying to capture their old nemesis, Tim Scam, but he uses a serum on them that turns them into monsters, same goes for their mothers.
Me: Clover becomes a Werecat, Alex becomes a Vampire with powers similar to DIO, as well as Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate, who will see later on in the story, Sam becomes a Lamia based around poisonous snakes like cobras, vipers, boomslangs, etc. Gabriella becomes a Blue Oni, Carmen becomes a Mermaid, and Stella becomes a female Centaur.
WOLFWATCHER12: Right, and when they meet Jotham, they begin crushing on him, however he sees Tim Scam and bashes him up but during their fight, his shirt rips and he uses a move similar to Star Platinum's Ora Ora Rush attack with his own two fists. Phew, don't want to be on the receiving end of that.
Me: Not only that, but Mandy uses a Stone Mask, along with some animal blood to become a Vampire, and goes on a murder spree. However, Sam, Clover, and Alex's friends, Brittany, Dean and Blaine arrive, and they lend a hand.
WOLFWATCHER12: Right, they become Stand users after they nick themselves with the Golden Arrow and after the serum is removed from the girls and their mother's, Jotham uses his Hamon to make them able to use such a power, making them stronger, taller and much more. He does the same thing to their mothers and, well, you'll have to find out for yourselves.
Me: It's gonna be one interesting night, afterwards. Plus, we even see that Jotham has used [Rough Diamond] to purge the radiation from Toki's body, and Toki's hair is now its original black color, and he is elated to be able to breathe and move around on his own again without hacking up blood.
WOLFWATCHER12: So, shall we get to it?
Me: Hell yeah! Let's do it to it, aibou!
Both: Yosha! IKUZE!
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It is in this regularly futuristic bedroom where we see Bat, turning on the bed and he huddles up to someone's body. He slowly opens his eyes and hears a soft gentle voice. "Bat…Bat…Wake up sleepy head." it spoke and Bat looked up to see Mamiya sleeping in there. "About time you woke up." she said.
Bat was a little nervous and blushed at the sight of her. "M-M-Mamiya! I'm sorry, did I crawl into your bed when I was half-asleep?" he asked, hoping not to get bonked on the head again, like she did before.
But instead, Mamiya just smiled at him and gave him a kiss on the forehead as she giggled. "No, you didn't. I kept you company through the night to make sure you didn't have any scary thoughts before you went to bed." she replied.
This made Bat smile as he blushed again, this time hugging Mamiya and she ran her fingers through his locks of hair. "Come on, Bat. Let's meet with the others."
"Yes, milady." he bowed to her, making her smile.
It later cuts to the gang on the Starchaser, where we see Kenshiro pacing near Toki's bedroom door, since Jotham's Stand, [Rough Diamond], had purged Toki's radiation sickness from his body.
"I only hope that Toki has made a full recovery," said Kenshiro. Lin was nervously gnawing on her fingernails, and Airi was just as nervous. Suddenly, Toki exited the room. He was now clean-shaven, and his white hair was now its original raven-black color.
"I can breathe again!" said Toki, an elated smile spreading across his face "I can move around on my own again, without coughing up blood! I have forgotten how wonderful it feels to be as healthy as a horse again!"
"Glad to have you back to normal again, Toki." said Kenshiro, smiling at his foster brother. They looked to see Izzy wheeling in a tray full of congee, which was Chinese rice porridge, similar to the one from the Disney Pixar movie, Turning Red, each of the bowls of congee having fried eggs for the eyes, chopped green onions for eyebrows, a mushroom nose, and a soy-sauce smile.
"Breakfast's ready, guys!" said Izzy with a smile on her face. "I whipped you guys up some Smiley-Face Congee, from the Disney Pixar movie, Turning Red."
"Thanks, Izzy." said Jotham, as she and the others grabbed their bowls, and started eating
"Hey, this is pretty damn tasty!" said Jayko, as he chowed down, and took a sip of Earl Gray tea with honey,
"Looks like we're about ready to arrive in the world of Totally Spies, everyone." said William, announcing their destination.
(Cue: "CLEAR MIND" by Masaaki Endoh)
(Instrumental) It cuts to the city of Winter Bluffs at nighttime, and Jotham is with his friends and family, watching the starry night sky, and the logo for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Dimensional Warriors appears
[Karamitsuku jikan furikitte genkai made buttobashite] It cuts to Jotham with his friends, as they hang out at the local arcade, and it shows Jotham looking at a photo of him as a baby with his parents prior to his mother's passing.
[Girigiri no omoi tsunai dara yuku no sa MY WAY] It cuts to the Union of Darkness, with a resurrected Dio Brando at the throne. And it later cuts to the Multiverse Protection Agency, composed of Commander William Matheson, Professor Isaac Broslowski, Captain Michael Desmond, and Lieutenant Isabella Thompson, along with Takuya Watanabe, Kouga Takayama, and their new ally, Daichiro Zeppeli.
[Akaku tagiru jōnetsu daite monokuro no keshiki o nuke tara] It cuts to the allies hat Jotham encounters in his travels throughout the Multiverse, such as Yusuke Urameshi, Gon Freecs, Kenshiro, the Saints Of Athena, the Paris Miraculous Team, Team Sonic, Ruby's Team, Tsukune Aono, Ichigo Kurosaki, Fairy Tail, the Konoha 13, the Strawhat Pirates, the Black Bulls, the New Death Watch, the Maximals, Yoh Asakura, Kazuki Muto, Tanjiro Kamado, Soma Yukihira, U.A High-School Class 1-A, the Z-Fighters, Ben Tennyson, Generator Rex, the Avengers, the Justice League, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Yuichi Usagi, Tom Kullersen, Nakashima Kazuma/Kamen Rider Nebula, and others.
[NONSTOP de ikkini oikoshite yuke dare yori mo hayaku tadori tsuki tai] It cuts to the past incarnations of the Joestar Family: Jonathan Joestar, Joseph Joestar, Jotaro Kujo, Josuke Higashikata, Giorno Giovanna, Jolyne Cujoh, and others.
[Mamoru beki hito ga iru kara] It cuts to Dio on his throne, with a evil smirk
[CRAZY! KEEP ON DRIVING! Motto hageshiku] Jotham got ready, and used a combination of Hamon, and [Rough Diamond] to fight against the supernatural forces, alongside others who have become Stand Users due to the Arrow.
[Hashire furikaeru koto nante deki nai ONE-WAY ROAD] It shows Sonic and co. transforming into the new Elemental Swordsman Riders, with Chris Thorndyke as Kamen Rider Saber, Nathan Ralls as Kamen Rider Blades, Sonic as Kamen Rider Espada, Slash the Komodo Dragon as Kamen Rider Buster, Brad the Great Maned Wolf as Kamen Rider Slash, Yutaro the Panther as Kamen Rider Kenzan, Sam Manson as Kamen Rider Calibur, Noah the White Lion as Kamen Rider Saikou, Noire the Lioness as Kamen Rider Sabela, Cyo the Lion as Kamen Rider Durandal, and Shadow as Kamen Rider Falchion
[KEEP ON BURNING SOUL! Atsuku moyashite] It shows Jotham with [Rough Diamond] fighting DIO along with Jonathan using [Midnight Blue], Joseph using [Hermit Purple], and Jotaro using [Star Platinum], meanwhile Josuke is fighting Yoshikage Kira with [Crazy Diamond], Giorno is fighting Diavolo using [Gold Experience], and Jolyne is fighting Father Pucci using [Stone Free], while Johnny Joestar is using [Tusk Act 4] to fight Funny Valentine and Diego Brando, and Gappy/Part 8 Josuke is using [Soft & Wet] to fight Tooru and the other Rock Humans.
[Arashi no yō ni subete o ke chira se furusurottoru de yuku ze CLEAR MIND] Jotham's Stand, [Rough Diamond], is holding an Arrow in it's fist, and it does the same thing that [Gold Experience] does, stabbing itself in the abdomen.
(End of OP)
Chapter 5: Monsters In Beverly Hills!
Location: Beverly Hills
World Of Totally Spies
The Starchaser then made a touchdown, and Jotham exited the craft, along with Josiah, Daichiro, Kenshiro, Rei, Yusuke, Keiko, and Takuya.
"This is the first time I've been to the US, to be honest." said Yusuke, as he saw Beverly Hills for the first time. They heard the distress beacon sound off, and the screen showed a man in a suit with gray hair, and a thin mustache.
"Hello there, Mr. Joestar." said the man, introducing himself "My name is Gerald James Lewis, but everyone mainly calls me 'Jerry'. I am the founder of the Worldwide Organization Of Human Protection, or WHOOP."
"Hello, Jerry." said William, smiling at his pen-pal from England.
"Long time no see, Will." said Jerry, with a smile "Here's the situation thus far. Tim Scam has created a serum that can turn Humans into Monsters from various American, European and Asian mythologies, such as Vampires, Red or Blue Oni, Centaurs, Merfolk, Werewolves, and more."
This made Jotham gasp in horror at this. "Damnation!" he said. "How dare this…Tim Scam do such a thing!?" He then began wondering something. "Wait, where are your agents, Sam Simpson, Clover Ewing and Alex Vasquez? Normally you'd WHOOP them by now." he asked him.
"Well, that's the worst part." Jerry said, as he got out the remote control, pressed a button and it showed what happened. The girls in question were dressed in different colored catsuits, Sam Simpson was a ginger-haired girl with green eyes which matched her catsuit, Clover Ewing was a blonde with blue eyes and dressed in a red catsuit and Alex Vasquez fighting off some of Scam's goons but they were outnumbered and outmatched. "Scam's henchmen got the drop on them and kidnapped them, as well as their mothers."
"Crap…" Yusuke gulped. Even Kenshiro and Jayko were shocked. Nathan clenched his fist to the point blood was dripping out.
"Those bastards….I'll make sure they'll know what color their blood is!" said Rei, planning on slaughtering Scam's underlings to save Sam, Clover, Alex, and their moms.
However, Josiah put his hand on Rei and said to him, "Simmer down, Rei. If anyone can stop this Scam fellow, it's my son."
Jotham turned and said, "Thanks for the vote of confidence, dad." as he smiled. "Prep the W.H.O.O.P. Jet! I'm going to rescue them, Yusuke, you, Atsuko and Shanna are with me!" He selected his group to join him.
Elsewhere, we see a man with short brown hair and teal eyes, dressed in a black duster coat, grayish black turtleneck sweater and dark pants, standing at attention. This was Tim Scam, a former W.O.O.H.P. employee who was fired for illegal use of weaponry. He seeks to get revenge on the organization as a result.
"Splendid, splendid, splendid!" said Scam, with an elated smile on his face "My Monsterization serum works! And with the spies and their mothers as monsters, no one will be able to stop me!" Indeed, Clover, Sam, and Alex were turned into monster-girls, with Sam being a lamia based around a green mamba, a boomslang, and an anaconda altogether, Clover being turned into a werecat, and Alex being a vampiress.
"You won't get away with this, Scam!" said Alex. Alex, as a vampire, had a pale complexion, and her eyes were now crimson red, and her canines were pointed fangs.
"I should just claw your fucking eyes out of your skull for this, and make you swallow them for good measure!" Clover snarled. Clover, as a werecat, looked similar to her humanoid cat form. Her eyes were emerald-green, with chartreuse sclera.
"We'll make sure you're tried and found guilty for experimenting on us, our moms, and even all these innocent people!" said Sam. Sam's lower body and legs were a snake's body patterned like an anaconda crossed with a boomslang, and her pupils were slitted and reptilian in nature.
Jotham's Stand, Rough Diamond appeared. It resembled Star Platinum crossed with Prism-Ace from Hikonin Sentai AkibaRanger and Baoh from Baoh The Visitor, an old manga by Hirohiko Araki. Its hair was styled like a Super Saiyan Goku, but cyan in color. It peeked over a corner, along with Josiah's Stand, Paranoid Android, Daichiro's Stand, ONE OK ROCK, Yusuke's Stand, Linkin Park, Alex's Stand, Sonata Arctica, and Nathan's Stand, One Direction. They looked to see some of Scam's henchmen. Shanna had a tranquilizer-dart gun with a silencer and scope fitted on it. She sniped a thug in the butt with a tranquilizer dart, knocking him out cold.
"Got him," said Shanna. Yusuke drugged another guard into unconsciousness with a rag laced with chloroform. Jotham used his Hamon on another thug to knock him out by shutting off his brain. Atsuko snagged another thug from behind a bush, and whaled on him, before coming out in the guard's uniform, with the thug being bound and gagged in nothing but a pair of polka-dot boxers. Said guard had a black eye, a bloody nose, and had bruises and scratches on his body. Nathan had struck a guard's pressure points on the sides of his neck, and stole his uniform. Alex pistol-whipped a thug on the head with one of his handguns, and stole his clothes too. Daichiro had used his Stand's Pain Amplification ability to torture a thug about the girls' locations.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! OK, OK, I'll talk!" said the thug "My boss will have me executed, but I'll talk! They're in cell-block 6 with their mothers!"
"Grazzie." said Daichiro, as he cracked the thug in the face, knocking him out cold. He stole said guard's uniform. "Let's go, fellas."
"Uhhhhh, what the hey did Daichiro do to that guard to make him scream like that?" said Yusuke, shocked.
"Daichiro's Stand, [ONE OK ROCK], has the power of Pain Amplification." said Jotham, explaining Daichiro's Stand Power "It can hyperactivate the nervous system of a target to the point that the slightest touch causes excruciating pain to the point the target looks ready to beg him to put them out of their misery."
"Cripes!" said Yusuke, as he was dumbfounded. "That's….kinda intense."
"Most often have a bit of a dark-side to them, Yusuke." said Nathan. "I got bullied by Butch Sleazetti and I managed to kick his ass in self-defense when he tried to mug me. As a result, he and his flunkies were expelled from the school me and Alex go to, and now Butch is in jail for a while. That was before my Saiyan genes awoke."
"So, you and Alex are part-Human?" said Shanna, curious about this.
"That's right, Ms. Shanna." said Alex "I'm a hybrid between a Human, a Demon, and a Werewolf. Nathan's a Human-Saiyan hybrid. His missing father is a human, while his mom, Celeria, is a Saiyan who survived Planet Vegeta's destruction."
"I've heard of Goku, Vegeta, Raditz, Turles, Broly, Paragus, Cabba, Caulifla, Kale, Nappa, and Tarble." said Yusuke "I've never heard of a Saiyan named Celeria before, to be honest."
"Let's save some spies, guys." said Daichiro, as they headed into Cell-Block C. Once inside, they saw Sam, Clover, and Alex. As well as Clover's mom, Stella, Sam's mom, Gabriella, and Alex's mom, Carmen, who had been turned into monster-girls themselves.
Carmen was a Blue Oni. She looked the same, but with cerulean blue skin, and two Momotaros-like horns on her forehead. Stella was a female centaur, as shown by her lower body and legs being that of a palomino mare, and Stella was a female cyclops, as shown by both her eyes having become a single eye like Hitomi Manaka from the manga series, Nurse Hitomi's Monster Infirmary.
"Don't worry, girls. We're here to lend you all a helping hand." said Atsuko, as she took a key-card from the guard's uniform she stole, and swiped it against the scanners, releasing them.
"Thanks." said Sam, as she slithered out of her cell "What Tim has done can't be forgiven whatsoever, so it'll be up to all of us in order to put him behind bars for good."
"We'll help you girls, too." said Carmen, determined to see Tim put in prison for the rest of his life, and possibly even executed by either the electric chair or lethal injection.
Meanwhile, it cuts to the Starchaser, where we see Sam, Alex, and Clover's friends, Britney Wu, Dean Wheeler, and Blaine Johnstone facing the Golden Arrow.
"So, all we have to do is basically use that arrow to inflict an injury on our hands that'll draw some blood, and we'll gain 'Stands' of our own?" said Blaine, looking at the arrow with curiosity.
"That's correct." said William, nodding in confirmation.
"I'll go first." said Britney, as she gripped the arrowhead with her hand, and yanked it, leaving a cut that was dripping blood. Britney winced during the process. Blaine simply cut the palm of his hand with the arrow, and Dean sliced open his hand with it. Suddenly, the three were enveloped in auras of different colors. Britney's was sky blue, Dean's was indigo, and Blaine's was cyan, and their Stands manifested.
Britney's resembled Spice Girl crossed with Stone Free and Legendary Super Saiyan Caulifla. Blaine's resembled Knight Gundam in its full armor mode, with a longsword in one hand, and a shield in the other, and Dean's resembled a figure in spiked armor.
"Now, all you have to do is give your Stands names. The Stands of the Stardust Crusaders were named after tarot cards, whereas the Stands used by Josuke, Giorno, Jolyne, and others were named after American, British, and Japanese music groups and songs." said Jerry
"I'm naming mine ADAMAS." said Britney
"Mine is Knight Of The Wind." said Blaine
"And mine is Iron Maiden." said Dean
"Excellent." said William, with a small smile.
Meanwhile, it cuts to a girl with black hair and purple eyes, alongside a girl with black hair, and green eyes, and a girl with dark-red hair and blue eyes. The first black haired girl was Mandy, while the black haired girl with green eyes was Catlin, and the redhead with blue eyes was Dominique. They were Sam, Clover, and Alex's archenemies. They were facing one of DIO's cultists, who had a Stone Mask on his person.
"So, with that thing, I can quote-unquote 'transcend Humanity itself'?" said Mandy, using air-quotes.
"That's right." said the cultist. Mandy smirked
"If it's to get rid of those three bitches, Alex, Sam, and Clover. Then I'm in." said Mandy. Dominique and Catlin's eyes widened as Mandy then extracted blood from a pig, and smeared it onto the stone mask after she puts it on. Spikes emerged from the mask, and sunk into Mandy's head, and there was a flash of light. When the mask came off, Mandy now had pale skin, and her eyes were crimson red, her teeth were sharpened, and her fingernails were pointed claws. Mandy smirked, and sunk her claws into a man's head, and drained him dry of all his blood.
"What the hell!?" Catlin blurted out "Is she some kind of Vampire or something?"
"I…I thought Vampires were supposed to drain blood through their fangs, like in the novels and films!" said Dominique "She sucked that farmer dry using her claws!"
Mandy smirked, and walked towards Dominique and Catlin
"Mandy? Ma-Ma-Ma-Mandy, Noooo, nope, don't look at us like that, please and thank you." said Catlin, with a nervous expression on her face. She and Dominique slowly backed away, until Mandy was cracked in the face by [Rough Diamond].
(Cue: "Shine On" by ANTHEM)
"That's as far as you go, you disgusting monster bitch!" said Jotham, as he squared off with Mandy.
"Who might you be, you miserable little nobody?" Mandy scowled
"I'm Jotham Joestar, and I won't stand idly by when someone's in trouble!" said Jotham, as then Mandy snarled, and lunged with the intent of draining Jotham of his blood. However, Jotham blocked her attack. Mandy then fired two pressurized jets of fluid from her eyes at Jotham, but managed to punch a hole through his left ear
"SINCE WHEN DO VAMPIRES HAVE FUCKING LASER-VISION?" Dominique blurted out
"It's not exactly 'laser vision'." said the cultist "It's pressurized fluid known as Space-Ripper Stingy Eyes."
"YOU SICK BASTARD!" said Catlin, angrilly ready to punch the cultist's lights out "You basically turned Mandy into a monster! Me and Dominique are gonna kick your sorry fucking ass!"
Dominique grabbed a metal bat, and swung it at the cultist, with the intent of breaking his head open like a pinata, but the cultist teleported away.
Meanwhile, Jotham was fighting the now-Vampire Mandy, who was getting agitated with the fact that he had a Stand.
"So, you've got superpowers?" said Mandy "It's not gonna fucking matter, once you're dead as a doornail!" She gripped a machete, and swung it, only for [Rough Diamond] to counter with a punch infused with Hamon
"An overdrive through tempered steel! Metal Silver Overdrive!" said Jotham. Suddenly, Mandy's arm crumbled apart, and the machete dropped to the ground
"My trembling heart! This searing heat!" said Jotham, as he and [Rough Diamond] were enveloped in a golden glow "My burning blood is an intense symphony within me! [Rough Diamond]: Sunlight Yellow Overdrive!"
"ORAAAAH! ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! ORAAAAH!" went [Rough Diamond], as it thrashed Mandy within an inch of her life with a machine-gun barrage of Hamon-infused consecutive punches, before throwing one final punch to Mandy's temple, destroying her brain and killing her instantly.
(Author's Note: [Rough Diamond]'s vocal effects are done by Patrick Seitz, who used to do the effects for Star Platinum before Matthew Mercer took over.)
"Requiescat in pace." said Jotham, saying the Latin words for 'rest in peace' as he then turned to face Dominique and Catlin "You gonna be alright?"
"Yeah. I'm just shocked that Mandy actually threw her Humanity aside like that, just to murder Sam, Clover and Alex." said Dominique "That's just harsh."
"Her mom's just as bad." said Catlin "Same goes for her cousin, Mindy. Mandy was the main reason we made shitty choices, and alienated everyone. It's a miracle she didn't have us vape and drink despite the fact that we're in high school.."
"Now, we can make better choices." said Dominique, she and Catlin headed home "Thanks, uh… who are you?"
Jotham then turned to the two, "Name's Jotham Joestar, or JoJo for short."
The two of them blushed at the sight of him, "Thank you, JoJo."
Meanwhile, Tim had gotten news that the rest of the gang had saved Sam, Clover, Alex, Carmen, Stella, and Gabriella "Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!" Tim yelped, as he tried to escape. Suddenly, Sam lashed out in Lamia form, and *CHOMP!* clamped her teeth down on his arm. Her fangs punctured skin and muscle, and her venom was being pumped into his veins
"OWWWWW! Fuck!" Tim yowled, clutching his arm, which had some blood dripping "You…you bit me!"
(Cue Sonic EXE OST: "Hill-Act 1")
Tim was now trapped in a nightmarish illusion, and he saw his goons as EXE versions of themselves, having gray skin, red eyes with black sclera, and they even had blood for 'tears'
"What…what the hell did you do to me!?" said Tim
"Easy. My venom is capable of putting someone under an illusion of what they fear the most." said Sam "In this case, you must have read the Creepypasta, "Sonic EXE", and its sequels one too many times."
"Get out of my head! Get out GET OOOOUUUUTTTTT!" Tim bellowed. Sam opened her eyes, revealing that she had EXE eyes, as shown that they were crimson red with black sclera, and she was 'crying' blood.
"What's the matter? Scared? If so, then I highly recommend pissing yourself. Followed by a course of praying to God." said Sam, with a smirk on her face. Suddenly, Tim hallucinated Sam's face 'opening' like Pennywise The Dancing Clown/IT's from the 2017 and 2019 film adaptations of Stephen King's IT, revealing thousands upon thousands of sharpened teeth.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" went Tim as he let out a gut-wrenching scream of fear, as his hair was suddenly bleached white from terror, causing him to faint.
"Damn!" Sam blurted out, as she saw that Tim's hair was now white as snow "I never knew my venom can actually do that!"
"Looks like your venom can cause a person's hair to permanently turn white from terror." said Alex, as she saw Tim's unconcious form, with foam oozing from his mouth.
Sam then turned to one of Tim's hired hands and he was so scared he tried crawling away, but she slithered over to him, and constricted him in her coils
"What I'm gonna do is break all your bones, save for your neck. And…to be honest, I might have skipped supper." said Sam with a smirk. She slowly constricted the thug in her coils, the man feeling all the bones in his body, save for his neck start to break like rotten matches. She then swallowed him whole, head first. Sam could feel the man squirming inside her esophagus and then it bulges her belly to be as big as Serleena in Men In Black II.
"Mmm, molto buona!" said Sam, exclaiming the last part in Italian as she rubbed her now massive gut. It began rumbling a little but and then she let out a loud belch, *UUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!* she covered her mouth and giggled as she said, "Excuse me."
Clover let out a low whistle. "Dang, girl!" she exclaimed.
Gabrielle then went to her daughter, "Sweetheart, after you digest him, make sure you belch his bones up."
"Sure thing, mom." said Sam, hugging her mother.
Later, the girls and their moms were being injected with the cure for Tim's Monsterization Serum, and Tim and his goons were being loaded into police vans.
"Let's hope that Tim gets a punishment that'll stick." said Carmen.
"Actually, he will." said Jerry "Tim Scam will be receiving death by lethal injection for his crimes against humanity."
"Good fucking riddance to that monster in human clothing." said Gabrielle "For what he did to us, and what he could do to the rest of the people here, there's a very special place in Hell, waiting for sick twisted monsters like him."
The gang then boarded the Starchaser, where they met Isaac, as well as Kouga, Takuya, Kuwabara, Hiei, Keiko, Kurama, Izzy, Lin, Bat, Airi, Toki, Michael, Brandon, Jayko, Santis, Danju, Rascus, Kentus, Arick, Erick, Lorona, Kenshiro, and others.
"Nice ship you guys got here." said Gabrielle, as she looked around, admiring it.
"Thank you, ma'am." said Jotham.
"I am the leader of the Multiverse Defense Agency, William Matheson III." said William "Right here is our scientist, Isaac Broslowski."
"Shalom." said Isaac in a Hebrew greeting, since he is of Jewish descent.
"My name is Michael Desmond." said Michael "And this is my 16 year old autistic son, Brandon."
"Yo!" said Brandon
"I'm Isabella Alexanderson, but you guys can call me Izzy." said Izzy, introducing herself
"My name is Kazuma Kuwabara, and I'm one of Yusuke's friends." said Kuwabara, introducing himself
"I'm Yusuke's girlfriend, Keiko Yukimura." said Keiko
"My name is Hiei." said Hiei
"I'm Yokou Kurama, AKA Suichi Minamino." said Kurama
"My name is Kenshiro, but my friends call me Ken, for short." said Kenshiro.
"Rei is my name, you'd do well to remember it." said Rei.
"I'm Rei's younger sister, Airi." said Airi, as she bowed in respect.
"I'm Mamiya." said Mamiya
"My name's Bat, and this is Lin." said Bat
"Hello!" Lin chirped, beaming a cute smile
"My name is Toki, it is a pleasure to meet you." said Toki, bowing in respect
"My name is Sir Santis The Strong, Knight Of The Bear." said Santis
"I'm Sir Jayko The Quick, Knight Of The Falcon." said Jayko
"I am Sir Danju The Wise, Knight Of The Wolf." said Danju
"My name's Sir Rascus the Joker, Knight Of The Monkey." said Rascus
"I am Sir Kentis the Mighty, Knight Of The Unicorn." said Kentis
"My name is Sir Adric The Brave, Knight Of The Bull." said Adrick
"My Name is Prince Erick the Valiant, Knight Of The Gryphon." said Erick "I'm one of King Mathias's grandchildren."
"My name is Lady Lorona the Bold, Knightess Of The Alicorn." said Lorona "And Erick is my younger twin brother.
"I am Lady Jaessa the Benevolent, Knightess Of The Smilodon." said Jaessa
"My name's Alex DeSoto." said Alex, introducing himself "And this is my best buddy, Nathan."
"Hiya." said Nathan, smiling a little.
"I'm Takuya Watanabe, and this is Kouga Takayama, we're Jotham's classmates in the spectrum center." said Takuya.
"Konnichiwa." said Kouga, bowing in respect.
"It's a pleasure to meet you all." said Gabrielle "I'm amazed to see actual honest-to-goodness knights, too!"
Josiah smiled at this. "Now, it looks as though that after all he's been through, my son's getting his own harem. At the rate things are going, I'm gonna have a lot of grandkids."
Jotham blushed "Dad!" he yelped. This caused everyone to burst out laughing
Later, it cuts to Jotham in his bedroom, watching the live-action/CGI film adaptation of Sonic The Hedgehog "To be honest, Ben Schwartz does a good job as Sonic's voice. Roger Craig Smith sounds too adult, to be honest." he spoke
(Author's Note: In my stories, such as this one, Sonic The Hedgehog will be voiced by Ben Schwartz, whereas Jaleel White provides Sonic's singing voice, and Benjamin Valic voices Sonic as a child.)
Suddenly, he heard a knock on his bedroom door "Come in!" he spoke. With that, Alex, Sam, Clover, Stella, Carmen, and Gabrielle arrived.
"Hiya, JoJo." said Gabrielle. She, along with the others have brought some snacks with them, in case Jotham wanted company while watching a couple films. Gabrielle had some Sour Surge Jolly Ranchers, Carmen had strawberry and dark chocolate KitKat Duos, Stella had some Mike & Ike Sour candies, Sam had brought some Warheads jelly beans, Clover had some gummy Skittles, and Alex had a bag of Jolly Ranchers Gummies
"Ooh! That's the Sonic movie!" said Clover, with an excited smile on her face. "To be honest, I'm glad they decided to give Sonic his original game design, rather than that travesty of their first design. I mean, Sonic's hands were white to mimic a pair of gloves, and his eyes were teal instead of their usual green. I mean, what the hey!? If you're gonna make a Sonic movie, at least give the characters their looks in the games!"
"The sequel shows Idris Elba as the voice of Knuckles The Echidna, too." said Sam "And they gave Team Sonic powers related to Chaos Energy, like where Sonic's eyes glow blue, Knuckles's eyes glowing red, that sort of thing."
"Handy." said Carmen "I remember seeing Monty Python's The Holy Grail as a kid, and it had me laughing my butt off, especially with King Arthur's one-sided duel with the Black Knight." she then did her impression of the Black Knight's voice, with an English accent "Oh, I see. Running away, eh? YOU YELLOW BASTARDS, COME BACK HERE AND TAKE WHAT'S COMING TO YOU! I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!" That was really funny, even with the Black Knight just being reduced to a still-functioning head and torso with all four limbs lopped off."
Gabrielle snickered, "Yeah, that was funny." she added, as she popped a blue-raspberry Jolly Rancher into her mouth, and sucked on it, and had a sip of frozen lemonade.
"Ever thought about having a harem, JoJo?" said Clover
"I…I never really thought about it." said Jotham, blushing.
"We can be part of it, if you want," said Clover.
"Sure. Izzy and Atsuko are in it, too." said Jotham
"Ah, so Yusuke-san's mom is in your harem, too? Interesting." said Gabrielle "Also, from what your dad told us, you had to end up executing Mandy, because she threw her Humanity away, and became a vampire. You used some kind of power to destroy her body, and you whaled on her without lifting a muscle when you finished the job."
"Oh, you must be talking about Hamon and my Stand, [Rough Diamond]." said Jotham "Well, Hamon is a martial-arts style infused with the power of the sun, meant for destroying supernatural threats like Zombies and Vampires. It's also known as Ripple, Sendo, or even 'The Way of the Hermit'. Stands are basically the physical manifestations of someone's fighting energy. Some are humanoid, some take on the form of superpowers, some even take on the form of weapons and objects."
"We're a little banged up, though." said Clover "Tim Scam's flunkies really went to town on us, and our moms."
"Perhaps I can help." said Jotham as [Rough Diamond]'s hands glowed, repairing the damage inflicted onto the girls and their moms, any cuts and bruises inflicted disappeared, and any broken bones were repaired within seconds.
"I'll even teach the six of you how to use Hamon, with my dad's help of course." said Jotham, as he extends his pinky finger. "Just a head's-up, this'll pinch a little." With that, he jabbed his pinky into their solar plexuses, and a golden glow came from all six women. They became more buxom, and their muscles grew, giving them bodybuilder-like appearances. Even Carmen, Stella, and Gabriella started looking younger too.
"Holy Toledo!" said Clover, amazed by her new buff bod. "We all look like She-Hulk!" She then lifted up a 50 ton hand-weight with one hand.
"And we're taller, too!" said Alex "We must be like over six feet tall!"
"Looks like the Hamon treatment made us younger by a few years, too." said Gabrielle.
"Ohmygosh, Mom! You look amazing!" said Alex, amazed by hers, Sam's and Clover's mothers looking young again.
"Thanks, dear." said Carmen, as she and the other moms all giggled.
"Glad I can help you girls out." said Jotham "Maybe tomorrow, Dad and I can train you in Hamon based combat, as well as how to use Hamon to walk on water."
"Sure thing, JoJo." said Sam. They then watched the scene in where Robotnik, played by Jim Carrey, was having a fit upon Sonic destroying his robots
"UGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" Robotnik groaned on screen "GIVE ME A BIG FAT BREAK!"
All seven then burst out laughing "That's never not funny!" said Sam "Jim Carrey really nails the role of Eggman."
"Like how he nailed the role of Stanley Ipkiss in The Mask." said Gabrielle. As they finished the movie, they slept together.
Meanwhile, it cuts to a base in town. This was the home base of an organization known as The Center, which studied various supernatural happenings going around Beverly Hills. It cuts to the members of The Center, Martin Mystery, who had a vast knowledge on the supernatural, as well as Martin's step-sister, Diana Lombard, who had a vast knowledge on certain things as well, as well as Java, a Caveman from 200'000 years ago, and Billy, an alien disguised as a human.
"Looks like there's been more paranormal activity happening in Los Angeles." said Martin, as he looked at some photos "I mean, there's a strange stone mask that can turn people into Vampires, a martial-arts style infused with the power of the sun that can kill Vampires, physical manifestations of people's spirit energy, and all sorts of strange stuff."
"It's gonna be up to all of us in order to find out what's going on, Martin." said Diana "And at the rate things are going, we're gonna need all the help we can get."
"I couldn't agree more, Diana." said Martin, with a serious expression on his face. He then looked at the files again.
'Just what the Hell exactly is going on?' Martin wondered, with a curious expression on his face.
(end of Chapter 5)
(Cue ED: "THE BEGINNING" by ONE OK ROCK)
It cuts to Jotham, training under various incarnations of the Joestar Family.
Just give me a reason to keep my heart beating
Don't worry, it's safe right here in my arms
As the world falls apart around us
All we can do is hold on, hold on
Take my hand
And bring me back, yeah
I'll risk everything if it's for you
A whisper into the night
Telling me, "It's not my time" and don't give up
I've never stood up before
This time demo yuzurenai mono
Nigitta kono te wa hanasanai
So, "Stand up, stand up"
Just gotta keep it, wanna wake up, wake up
Just tell me how I can
"Never give up"
Kuruoshii hodo setsuna no enrei
Just tell me why, baby
They might call me "crazy"
For saying, "I'd fight until there is no more"
Urei wo fukunda senkou-gankou ha kankakuteki syoudou
Blinded, I can't see the end
So where do I begin
(End of ED)
Next time, on JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Dimensional Warriors, Jotham begins training Clover, Sam, Alex, Gabriella, Stella, and Carmen in Hamon based combat, and they get a distress signal from the Center, and they arrive in Los Angeles, and they team up with Martin, Diana, Billy, Java, and MOM, as a means of investigating what's happening. However, Diana is struck with the Arrow, and as a result, becomes a Stand User herself, as well as Martin, Java, and Billy gaining Stands of their own when they get struck with the Arrow by a cultist worshiping DIO. They decide to put their new abilities to the test against Mariah, who has become a cyborg and retains her Stand, [Bastet] as a means of turning people into living electromagnets. Will they be able to stop Mariah's plot? Find out in Chapter Six: The Revenge Of Mariah!
Me: That was awesome, we did great, aibou!
WOLFWATCHER12: You got that right! I mean, seeing the spies and their moms differently made is such a sight!
Me: Hell yeah. And the next chapter shows the spies and their moms during their Hamon training, and they meet Martin and co, and they encounter a now-cyborg Mariah, who caused problems for Joseph Joestar and Mohammed Avdol in Stardust Crusaders. Mariah's Stand is [Bastet], and she's a member of DIO's Egypt Nine Glory Gods, alongside Joey D'Arby, the user of [Osiris] which steals souls and traps them in poker chips, Pet Shop, who uses [Horus] which controls ice, N'Doul, who is the user of the liquid Stand, [Geb], although it's ironic because Geb is an Egyptian god of earth, Oingo has [Khnum], which allows him to alter his height, weight and smell at will by molding his facial features like clay, his little brother Boingo has [Thoth], which takes on the form of a comic book that can predict the future, Alessi has [Sethan], which can reverse-age people, and Telence D'Arby, Joey's younger brother, has [Atum] which traps people's souls in dolls, as well as the sentient sword Stand, [Anubis], which can possess people.
WOLFWATCHER12: Man, that's a lot to deal with.
Me: For Martin's Stand, it's [The Inazuma Sentai], while Diana's is [Walk Like An Egyptian], Java's is [Walk The Dinosaur], and Billy's is [Alien Ant Farm]
WOLFWATCHER12: Great choices.
Me: As a Cyborg, Mariah's cyborg form is based off of MK11 Frost and 2014 Robocop. Mainly her head, spinal column, heart, lungs and digestive organs are the only organic parts of her body after becoming a cyborg. However, the process turned her insane, like Sektor. So it's gonna be up to Jotham and co, along with their new allies from The Center in order to stop Mariah once and for all!
WOLFWATCHER12: Hoo boy, sounds like they're gonna have their hands full.
Me: Yep. I'm glad I have you helping me co-write my stories, aibou. You're an amazing friend, and we make an awesome team!
WOLFWATCHER12: We sure do.
Me: Also, you don't mind that in some of my stories like this one, Ruby Rose from RWBY is gonna be shipped with Death The Kid from Soul Eater? My friend KKSparks refers to this pairing as Sugar Skulls, like the treat in Dia de los muertos.
WOLFWATCHER12: Ah, nice idea. Go for it.
Me: Thanks, aibou. Also, at one point in this story, Ruby finds the Jagrubik Gem back on her home dimension in Remnant, and T'Challa's sister, Shuri makes Ruby her costume, so Ruby becomes Ruby Jaguar. Her costume, the Ruby Jaguar Habit looks like the Square Enix Panther Habit crossed with MUA3 Panther Habit and MVCI Panther Habit, but red with a jaguar pattern. And we also learn that Kid's dad, Lord Death, was a student of Yokai Academy in his youth. Basically, Lord Death resembles Kid, but he has Sanzu River Lines (those stripes in Kid's hair) on both sides of his hair, and he has crimson red eyes in his youth, during his time as a student in Yokai Academy, plus Lord Death has feelings for Ms. Nekonome too.
WOLFWATCHER12: So, shall we sign off?
Me: Yep! See ya next chapter, readers! Until then-
Both: Abayo! Seeya later!