(Hello! Hope you're enjoying the story so far!

In the light novel's volume 9, after the request of Darkness, Kazuma uses his bind on her and ends up getting in a funny but messed up situation. One thing that really stood out to me is when Darkness yells out one of her perverted thoughts -something about ball gags- and Kazuma calls her a "disgusting bitch."

I knew I was somewhat of a masochist but after hearing him call her that, I swooned. I thought, what a reward to be called such a thing, especially from a guy she liked...

As I wrote this chapter I thought about the messed up situations that those two often found themselves in. This is for all the 'disgusting' readers out there.

Anyway, here's chapter 3!)

"Another! Barkeep, bring me another!

Darkness demanded the lady working behind the bar. Banging her fist on the counter, the wild drunk was laughing maniacally. This was already her 6th drink... I wasn't sure if I could keep up with her anymore.

After Darkness kissed me on the cheek, I took her to another nearby bar. It was one me and Taylor often drank at to talk about our party members in secret. We often complained about our respective teams.

Taylor was the leader of his party with Keith, Dust and Lynn - all exceptional adventurers. I wasn't sure how he had so much to complain about. Their team seemed to be great! Well, maybe not so much Dust...

"Are you going to slow down at all? I've barely finished my second drink." I sipped the cold brew in front of me.

It was true, I was already feeling quite tipsy and was seriously falling behind Darkness with her unbelievably high constitution.

Much to my demise, Darkness ditched her jacket and was seated in her oversized white shirt with the leather harness around her. She still wore the collar around her neck... If she had a tail and wings, she would definitely pass as a mature succubus.

Darkness turned to me her face flushed from the alcohol. She actually didn't look much different from when she was thinking her regular no good thoughts. After finishing another round of beer, she slammed her cup on the table, making me flinch.

"Kazuma, Kazuma, Kazuma. This! *hiccup* Is what it means to be an adventurer! Where's your spirit? Your vigour? Catch up!" She laughed loudly. People were looking at us. No, actually they were staring...

We seemed out of place from the scene around us; The bar was typically for the nobles in town and was decorated with fine art and beautiful banners. Most of the fancier nobles had left the establishment as the crusader beside me became more and more rowdy. With the way Darkness was acting right now, it was hard to believe she was a noble herself. I made sure apologize to the staff and other customers around us.

Despite my complaints though, I was having a little fun. I rarely saw this side of Darkness. Drunk Darkness was really interesting to be around, she made a lot of dirty jokes and was loud and outgoing compared to her sober self. Her shyness and timid personality seemed to slip away the more she drank.

"Say Kazuma, how do you fit four whores onto one chair? You flip the chair upside down! HAHAHAHA!"

Okay, that joke was a little too much. I lowered my head upon seeing everyone look at us with disgust. Some more people left the bar.

"Yes, that was a very funny joke. Now can you please quiet down?"

"What's this? The puny commoner man wishes to silence me? A noble lady? Know your place, peasant!"

I was at a loss for words.

"Um, excuse me you two... you're making our customers a little uncomfortable." The kind-looking bartender lady said to us politely. She took away Darkness' empty tankard. Or should I say, tankards.

"Shut up you! Bring me another!" Darkness shouted in the otherwise quiet atmosphere. This was really awkward.

I shook my head furiously at the bartender. Darkness did not need anymore drinks tonight. I was going to cut her off -I just needed this bartender to get on board. We made eye contact and she nodded at me.

"I'm sorry... w-we're out of ale..." the bartender told Darkness nervously. Yes, this was good!

Eyeing her suspiciously, the drunk Darkness swayed a little before taking out a pendant around her neck. This couldn't be good.

"Do you know who I am? I'm the Lady of the Dustiness House! I demand another!"

Wow... Darkness was bold tonight. She never liked to abuse her family name like this when she was sober.

"I'm so sorry my Lady. Please excuse my insolence. I'll bring you another glass right away."

The bartender walked away, completely ignoring my signals. Dammit, to use her family crest like this! This crazy woman!

"Okay you've definitely had enough. Let's go now." I said firmly. Honesty, was my last tactic I had left up my sleeve.

To my surprise, Darkness listened to me and got up slowly from her seat. I held my arms out to catch her in case she fell. Maybe this was going to easier than I thought!

I carefully wrapped her arm around my shoulder and walked her out the bar. She was really heavy! Curse this overly athletic woman...

Bowing to the staff, I left a huge sack of gold on the table. Hopefully, they would forgive us soon.

Once outside, Darkness completely leaned on me with her full weight and I felt like I was going to collapse. I was going to pull a muscle any minute now.

"Kazuma. Little cute Kazuma..." she mumbled.

Huh? Did she say I was cute?

Leaving the bar, we started making our way towards the mansion. But, looking up at the giant hill to our home... it might be more reasonable to sleep at a nearby inn. I already planned to just sleep tonight and not do anything else. I won't let lewdtina get her way with me - I am a gentleman after all!

"Kazuma if I'm too heavy just drag me... I don't mind."

"Oi, I will if you don't shut up you R-rated noblewoman. Don't you ever break character?"

Darkness made a sound that sounded way too sexual. The answer to my rhetorical question was no. She never broke character from being a masochistic pervert.

I did some quick math in my head. Okay so the mansion was about 4 blocks and a hill that way... and the inn was 2 blocks back. It really would be more sensible to bring her to the inn right? Plus, the longer we were out here, there would be a chance that someone we knew would walk by. I didn't really want anyone else to see Darkness dressed like this. They would definitely think I had something to do with it...

Okay, Inn it is.

I turned directions, almost toppling over from carrying the huge weight of Darkness' body. This crusader being stupidly well built, I could barely manage carrying her. I was thankful she couldn't hear my thoughts.

"Hello welcome to the Axel Inn... ah! Satou Kazuma! Welcome back."

The innkeeper greeted me warmly. He was an bald old man with a full moustache and long grey beard. With his looks alone, he could definitely pass as a wizard, I thought. Tonight, he was manning the desk by himself, reading a newspaper.

This inn was another place I liked to frequent; I had been here many times before when receiving the best succubus dreams. Especially since the last time I requested a dream at the mansion, things became a disaster. In the mornings, the inn also served the best breakfast in Axel. My mouth watered at the thought of their famous frog sausages, eggs and toast.

"Hello. Uncle, a room for two please. Separate beds if possible."

"You're usually alone... is this your er... solicitor?" The Innkeeper eyed me suspiciously.

"No! No no no it's not like that! Please don't get me wrong! She's just a friend."

The tired innkeeper eyed Darkness up and down. She hiccuped and waved at him. He smiled back at her.

"You have some interesting friends master Kazuma. Here's your key."

Well, I guess interesting was one way to describe Darkness and her oddly provocative get-up. I shrugged and pulled the heavily muscled girl up the stairs. She stumbled a few times but I managed to catch her fall. She was wasted.

When I reached the top I was completely out of breath and had to rest against the wall.

"You know what's funny, Kazuma?" Darkness said slurring her speech.

"What... is it... Darkness?" I said panting from carrying her. My back hurt. Was I getting old?

"Even though your ex calibur isn't as big as my favourite toy, I still want you to pummel-" I dropped her onto the ground. What kind of dirty things was she saying in the inn's hallway?!

"Ow... that hurt..." she rubbed the back of her head. She'd be okay. She was hardheaded after all.

"That looked like it hurt. Let's get you to bed." I replied unsympathetically. I turned away and unlocked our room.

I then carefully dragged her inside and frowned. I asked for separate beds. This was not separate beds.

In the room there was one large king sized bed and two night stands on either side. However, next to the bookshelf, there was a small love seat in the corner. It looked way too small for someone to sleep on.

I put Darkness onto the only bed, exhausted from all the effort it took to bring her here. Yeah, we definitely weren't doing anything tonight. After catching my breath I stood up to go rent another room for myself.

Before I could leave, Darkness grabbed my wrist.

"Uh... Darkness. Please let go of me." I stated.

She had her eyes closed pretending like she was sleeping. But there was no way! Her grip was stronger than any enemy that I've faced. I panicked.

"Hey! Let go of me!" I tried again.

She groaned turning onto her side. Her eyebrows furrowed but she didn't open her eyes.

"Kazuma don't leave me..." she whined as I struggled with her death grip. How was this woman so strong? I sighed.

"Fine. I'll sleep on the couch."

I managed to loosen her grip after she fell asleep and walked over to the tiny love seat. This would have to do. I pat myself on the back for being such a gentleman and fell into a deep sleep.

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The next day, I woke up to a huge headache. I was surprised considering I didn't drink as much as a certain crusader did. After using 'create water' to pour myself a glass, I drank quickly. I was pretty dehydrated.

That crusader was still in bed, snoring loudly. I briefly thought about leaving her here before deciding against it. It would be a bad news if an angry, hungover Darkness caught me later...

After waiting a while, I got bored and decided to wake up the pain-loving pervert.

"Oi, big boobs, wake up." I said poking her sleeping face.

"...don't call me that." She said flatly. Her eyes were still closed. She definitely would've caught me if I tried to leave earlier.

"We should probably get back to the house before Aqua wakes up, you know."

No reply. Darkness turned to face the other way. She was still dressed up in her strange get up as I didn't want to lay my hands on her last night. Even so, I admired her courage for being able to openly seduce me like this. I walked around to the other side of the bed.

Opening one eye, she saw that I was towering over her and she jumped back.

"W-what are you... doing?" She exclaimed, looking up at me.

"I'm trying to wake you up so we can go home..."

"Well I'm awake! Why are you standing so close to the bed! Ow... why does that hurt..."

Darkness sat up holding the back of her head. Oops I must've dropped her too hard yesterday. I kept quiet.

"What happened yesterday? I don't remember..." she said quietly. I wasn't sure if was asking me or herself so I replied.

"You got wasted at the bar and I dragged you here. We're at a nearby inn."

"W-what?? This isn't our home... w-wait! What did you do to me?!" Her eyes widened giving me a terrified expression. She was shaking.

"Hey! I said I didn't do anything! No, really! Don't look at me like that! I slept on that tiny couch because you wouldn't let me leave!" I nervously tried to clear things up.

She sat there quietly for a second, lost in her own thoughts. Suddenly she pulled my arm, making me fall on top of her. It was my turn to be afraid.

"You're saying you didn't do anything despite me being blackout drunk and dressed like this?" She asked me, flustered. Even so, she was the one who pulled me on top of her.

"Yes!! I keep telling you and Aqua this! Im a gentleman! A gentleman!" As of right now I was propped up on my arms above Darkness, who has her head turned. Having fallen on top of her, she looked into my eyes. I guess this didn't make me seem exactly gentlemanly...

The room was silent for a second as we lay in the bed together. The only sound was Darkness' ragged breathing.

"Erm... could you get off me?" She asked still lying under me.

"I mean I could... but isn't this an ideal situation for a man like me? I'm in bed with our lady, sluttiness-sama who pulled me of her own will, on top of her-"

She angrily kicked me, knocking out all the air I had in me. I held my stomach, having fallen next to her on the bed.

"Hey! What gives? You're the one who pulled me! Last night you were saying all sorts of crazy stuff and now your back to being so... well I guess you always say crazy stuff."

"I don't say crazy stuff. Now turn around. I need to take this off." She stated. She got up and began undoing her harness.

"Here let me help."

She glared at me for a second before softening her expression. She sighed.

"Fine, just undo the buckle in the back, I can do the rest."

My hand shakily reached out to grab the clasp. Now was definitely time to chant that spell. After getting out of the harness Darkness sat back down on the edge of the mattress.

"You know what? You're right... this is an ideal situation." She bit her lip.

Make up your mind, you sex-crazed woman! Even so, I responded as calmly as I could.

"Err, i-ideal situation for w-what exactly?"

"What d-do you think? Come here for a second..." She patted the spot next to where she was sitting. Her cheeks were flushed pink while she placed her hand on her chest. Was she trying to seduce me?

I obediently sat back onto the bed. What was this pervert thinking...

She placed her hand on my face and parted her lips. It was happening! I made a promise in my head that I was going to get to the end with Darkness this time for sure!

After hesitating, she leaned even closer to me. Her eyes were clouded and her cheeks were still quite rosy. I gulped and closed my eyes too.

Just then someone knocked on the door.

"Room service! We're here to clean the room, esteemed guest."

"C-come back later!" I shouted, wanting to continue with Darkness. She was looking at the door. I noticed I was shaking.

"Smells good... do they make breakfast here?" She asked distractedly. It seemed that the mood was ruined again. I sighed.

"Yes, do you want to get something to eat? I'm pretty hungry-"

Darkness' face was suddenly close to mine.

"-myself..." I started pulling back as she leaned closer.

"Kazuma, k-kiss me." She said when I was up against the backboard of the bed. To be in bed with such a beauty... this was a chance of a lifetime! I shakily reached my arms up to hold her head. Her eyes fluttered closed.

The kiss was soft as I remembered. We slowly grew more passionate and Darkness straddled on top of me. She let me take control as I pulled her closer and began kissing her neck. There was a stupid collar in the way.

"Hey, why do you have this on?" I said, taking a breath.

"I thought you might like girls like this... I wanted to dress the part." She said shyly. This girl was really something.

She pulled my hand up to the chain of the collar. I grabbed onto it not really knowing what I was doing. I suddenly wished that I had one of the ero mangas with me.

"Now, make me submit. I already want you."

I tugged it lightly.

"Kazuma, c'mon... you know what I like." Her tone was a little annoyed.

I yanked the chain hard and Darkness fell on top of me.

"Kazuma yes! Harder! Drag me around if you have to!"

I cringed. This was messed up.

"Hey, I don't know what I'm doing..."

"Neither do I! Just make me feel good." Darkness barked at me. I was a little taken aback. She continued, speaking in a softer tone.

"Do the things you think about when you watch me with those lecherous eyes of yours..."

"I don't look at you like that!" I retorted.

Darkness smirked and turned around so that her ass was up in my face. I instinctively slapped her cheeks. She moaned.

"Oh sorry... I don't know why I did that..." I said feeling guilty.

"No! That's it! Keep spanking me... Take it out on me. I know how much trouble I cause you. Punish me for it!" She said, excitedly panting.

The sounds of her moans and loud smacks filled the room as I spanked her a few times. I get it! This was kind of fun.

"You've been a real bad girl, Darkness"

"Have I? I d-don't remember doing anything illegal..."

"No, I'm trying to role-play you stupid muscle-for-brains."

She moaned.

"Wait! I didn't mean it like that!"

This was too awkward. All I wanted to do was lose my virginity.

"Okay enough playing around, Kazuma..."

She pulled my pants down in one swift motion pulling my boxers down along with it. My dick was surprisingly hard considering the strange conversation we were just in.

Darkness facing the doorway positioned herself on top of my erect cock. I couldn't see what she was doing but I felt the tip of my dick touch her entrance. I held my breath.

"I don't really need foreplay... I just need this..."

I felt the warmth of her wet pussy as she slowly rocked her hips on top of me. I was inside her!

I grabbed her waist tightly and let her bounce on top of me. This felt too good. I thrust my hips up to hers matching her rhythm the best I could.

Darkness began picking up speed and I could feel her walls tighten around my cock. I couldn't help but to moan with her now. Suddenly, I felt the familiar sensation that something was coming.

"You're disgusting hard cock is inside me! You're filling me up! I can't stop Kazuma! What should I do?"

"Keep going!" I shouted.

Oh shit. I was going to cum inside her.

"Wait! Don't! Stop! I'm going to cum!"

Darkness ignored me, moving her hips against mine in repetitive circular motions. This was bad.

"Darkness I need to pull out! I'm gonna-"

I came inside her, filling up her womb. My thoughts were white as I let out everything I had in me.

"Kazuma!!" She screamed.

Feeling the warmth of the cum, Darkness orgasmed next and she fell in a heap in front of me. I opened my eyes to find a smiling Darkness with drool coming out of the side of her mouth.

"Can we do that again?"