(Lux - PoV)
"Jackpot."
Brother looks at me. Shit, I think I said that out loud.
Morgana opened to door to let us in and I think I am sold already. She's a Champion mage with Brother's approval, makes sweets that get Kat's approval at her own bakery, and is a mega hot big titty goth. Heh, bouncy.
Brother is the best thing in the universe. Ever since he came back I am winning every hand at life. Just go ahead and give me the cards already, I'll pick the ones I want.
I follow everyone in and try my best not to stare at her tits while we make the introductions. Then again, she is supposed to be my teacher for years, so I really should make sure there are no misconceptions about the future. I stare.
She smiles at me and shifts, causing them to bounce a bit. Yea she notices. And doesn't mind.
I think we are going to get along swell.
Now, how hard would it be for an little accidental zap to make that top fall right off? Oopsie. These things happen when learning.
...
When did I become such a raging pervert?
Oh? She passes around a plate of cookies. Let's see, I'll try the basic chocolate chip, get a good baseline.
...
Oh fuck yes! I am keeping her. And the cookies.
Brother reaches to get one and I bite him.
"Ow! Lux, what was that for?" he complains.
"No. Mine." He can find his own. I have claimed these. They are mine now.
"I thought you had decided sharing was good?" Kat asks.
"Sometimes." And sometimes greed is good. Right now? Mine.
I devour another cookie.
Yeah, she has me by the...nose hairs I guess? Do I have those? Whatever. I want her. What does she want?
"Glad to see you enjoy my treats," she says with a, oh gods, a sinful smile. Is she going to seduce me? I am totally down for that.
She gets serious after. Bah, here we go.
"There is...another matter. I assume you were informed I have been...holding back certain things?"
We all nod. Yes yes, cmon, what's up?
I eat more cookies.
Wait, she doesn't have a dong, does she? Dick chicks always kinda weirded me out for some reason. Like they should be really hot but, I don't know...
...
For these cookies though? I could maybe deal with it.
I don't know about Brother though. Some guys are totally into that, some are absolutely not, I should ask him.
"If we could move down below? I have a secure area with more privacy, I prefer others not to see."
Reaaaaaly sounds like a dong.
I guess it's ok as long as she keeps it to herself.
Does it still count as gay if I stare at her tits? Oh, hey, if she is showing us her dong will she show us her tits too? And can I take pictures? Of her tits, not her dick.
We follow her into her basement. I would be a lot more hesitant about it if Brother and Kat weren't here.
Wow, I trust Kat enough for her to escort me into basements. That was a quick turnaround.
The first basement is what I expected from a bakery, but then she leads us through another, reinforced door, and wow.
Nice little mage sanctuary. Spell tomes, artifacts, ext ext. Probably be more impressive if I had the slightest idea what the hells any of this stuff was. Thanks, Demacia. You really just keep on giving.
Morgana turns around to look at us, closes her eyes, takes a deep breath, and oh holy fuck!
"Bad-ass!" I yell!
Everyone turns to look at me.
"You have wings too! That is so fucking cool! And they look like, actually real!" I exclaim.
I barely manage to shut the fuck up so she can talk. She is probably about to actually explain instead of having me embarrass myself.
Still. So cool. So pretty. I wanna touch...
Also not a dick, whew.
...
Probably.
"Err, yes. I assume you are familiar with the stories of the Angel in Demacia?"
Holy fuck she's a real Angel? She's The Angel?
...She's not mad about the whole, semi-impersonating her and accidentally causing her religion to self-destruct thing, is she? Cuz that was totally mostly an accident. Mostly. She can't like, detect lies can she?
Ohhh boy, I may be in trouble. I eat the last cookie while I have the chance.
"They have...mutated over time. In truth, originally there were two of us. Myself and...my sister, Kayle. We were twins, inseparable for the longest time, until...until our mother's shattered sword came down before us. We each took half of the blade."
So, she was sorta the Angel? Am I gonna get half smited?
"Over time our paths diverged. We both believed in justice, but I preached forgiveness, while Kayle pushed for retribution, for punishment, for those who wronged."
Oh, I got the forgiving twin? Wow, that is a relief let me tell you. Now, exactly how far does that forgiveness extend? Will she let me cop a feel?
...
Can I make sure she doesn't have a dick?
"In the end, we both fell far too deeply into our paths. Kayle refused to show mercy to anyone who broke even the smallest laws, for the best of reasons, while I...I was admittedly taken advantage of, and showed leniency to those who very much did not deserve it."
Uh-oh, she may have already learned her lesson. Cmon, live and let live, kumbaya. Let bygones be bygones.
"In the end, her bastard protege, Ronas, tried to arrest me on some trumped-up charge. I refused, and he attacked me. I killed him."
He was probably an asshole. Good riddance?
"Kayle had been out of the city at the time. When she returned...it was to find the city in chaos, with riots filling the streets. She...decided to burn the city. To cleanse it of its sins. I couldn't allow her to kill so many people, and rose to fight her."
That sounds fucking awesome. Two angels, light and dark, duking it out in the sky over a burning city? Cool as fuck, would make for an amazing comic. I don't say anything though, Morgana's expression...I don't think these are good memories for her. Pity, I really want that comic...
"In the end, we don't know who caused it. The two of us did so much damage, but one of us...we found our father, mortally wounded. He died in our arms. I threw my sword away in disgust. Kayle picked it up and flew into the sky. I have never seen her since."
...Why did she throw away her sword? I don't get it.
"I couldn't stand to be in the city any longer. I left and wandered for...a long time, eventually settling here. I thought that I had accepted my new life but in truth? We were never meant to be alone."
...Yeah. Being alone is absolute shit.
She focuses on me specifically. I didn't do it!
"When I saw you during the big announcement, walking down the main street with glowing wings of light..."
Ok, maybe I did it. Forgiveness! You still do that right?
"It reminded me of Kayle. Oh, it reminded me of her so much. I will be happy to teach you everything I know, both as a Magus champion and as a hidden Angel. I just...I want you to become my little Angel. To do your best to fill the void that Kayle left."
...
"You..want to teach me awesome magic so I can become an Angel?"
She nods.
A super hot big tittied goth fallen angel chick (without a dick) who makes awesome sweets at her own bakery wants to teach me amazing lost magic that no one else can so I can eventually become a badass angel.
Yeah. Jackpot.
"I want more cookies." I demand.
What? Apparently, she is a shit negotiator. May as well take advantage.