Chapter 3 Good Gun

Bart woke up and threw up on the floor. He wondered what the fuck just happened last night but he had amnesia from the crowbar. Later at school Bart asked Milhouse, Lewis and Richard to meet him behind the bike shed durring recess.

"Hey Bart, what is this all about? Drugs? A circle jerk?" Asked Lewis.

"Fuck no!" Said Bart "I just wanna show you something!"

Bart pulled out a 9mm out his underwear.

"For a second there, I thought you had a penis enlarging operation." Said Richard.

Suddenly Bart blows Lewis' brain out, Milhouse and Richard were shocked.

"Lewis! Bart why the fuck did you do that for?" Shouted Richard.

"Because he was a nigger." Said Bart.

"That's fucking racist!"

"It's not, I saw 50 Cent do it."

"That's it! I'm out! You used to be cool but you've changed man!"

"Don't you run, cunt! You're forever my bitch for life!"

Richard ran for dear life but Bart blows his legs out. Richard tries to crawl away afterwards.

"You just won't give up, will you, twat?" Said Bart to the crippled Richard.

"Fuck you Bart!" Richard speaks. "Kill me now or I'll grass you, asshole!"

"I don't tolerate that fucking language!" Shouts Bart.

Bart shoots twice at Richard again blowing out both his arms leaving him immoble.

"You should bleed out in a few hours, until then enjoy every second of true pain fuckface!" Said Bart.

"Hey Milhouse you still a bro or no?" Asked Bart.

"Yeah, I'm still a bro. Fuck them they were gonna betray you anyway those disloyal cunts." Answered Milhouse.

"Too fucking right, bruv. We're in too deep in this shit, no turning back now!" Said Bart.

"So what should we do now?"

"What da fuck else? Pop the fucking princible of course. Mother fucker's been molesting me for too fucking long!"

"Oh right, okay..."

"But also... In case we don't make it out I just want you to know that... uh well. You know the feeling that you get when you watch morning yoga after waking up with a morning wood?"

"Oh yeah I get that too..."

"Hold me Millie!"

Bart and Millhouse started to make a lot of loud moaning noises from behind the bike shed. So loud it's wonder the other kids didn't hear. The intimate and emotional scene ended with there was only five minutes of recess left.

"That was amazing!" Orgasamed Millhouse.

"Uh... That wasn't gay right?" Asked Bart.

"No that was bro love I swear."

And so Bart and Milhouse plot to kill princible Skinner after a totally heterosexual encounter stay tuned for more.

To be or not to be continued...