Texts from Avengers Tower

by Breakinglight11

There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren't one of them. A funny collection of shorts.

71. Setup

New York, 2012

PEPPER POTTS
Hey, I know you're a little busy right now
But when all this is said and done, what are you doing next Saturday night?

PHIL COULSON
Probably wrangling some dangerous metahuman
Same as pretty much every Saturday

PEPPER POTTS
What if I told you I had a certain great someone who needed a date for the symphony?
Think you could reschedule your wrangling?

PHIL COULSON
Oh, jeez
I appreciate the thought, Miss Potts
But I think my lifestyle is a little much for your average woman
Plus I'm a little gun shy of cellos these days

PEPPER POTTS
I swear, Phil
I'm this close to trying to set you up with a dangerous metahuman

PHIL COULSON
At this rate, that's what it might take

PEPPER POTTS
Well, I guess if I ever call you in on a mission, make sure you wear something nice.