Disclaimer:I do not own Harry Potter, I am writing this fanfiction for my own amusement and make no profit, all recognizable characters in this story are the property of J.K Rowling, Scholastic, Warner Brothers, etc.


AN: I had first thought to put this in chapter eighteen of The Badger and the Veela but decided to go with the Beatrice Haywood scene instead, so think of this as an alternate scene. It is not part of that fic it's just a what-if scene, kind of like The Black Wedding Rite.


Disclaimer: This scene has depictions of underage sex, spanking, orgasm denial, squirting, dubious consent, and other explicit content.


AN: Think of this as a teaser for my AO3 fic, I figured I would post this here so enjoy.


Great Hall, Hogwarts,1/24/1998,

Harry slouched into the hall scowling at his plate as he filled it with food.

"Jeez mate, you look like you just swallowed a lemon," Cedric snorted.

"Don't pick on him, he's obviously upset about Fleur having to stay in the carriage," Hermione said, shooting Harry a sympathetic look.

"Don't start with that again, Granger," Harry grumbled.

"Now now, there is no need to be grumpy," Hermione admonished.

"I am not grumpy and I am not upset about Delacour," Harry denied as he moodily took a bite of his stew.

"You may fool this oaf but not me, William already told me he caught the two of you snogging," Hermione smirked.

"Wait, what?! How come you didn't tell me about this?" Cedric demanded looking highly affronted.

"Because I'm not a fourteen-year-old girl and I don't gossip about every little thing that happens to me," Harry said looking pointedly between the couple.

"I'm fifteen as you very well know and I am not a gossip," Hermione huffed.

"I was talking about Will," Harry smirked.

"Oh, that's alright then," Hermione nodded before taking a bite of her soup.

"So you've been snogging the veela?" Cedric demanded.

"Not lately," Harry scowled.

"Yeah, no wonder you're in a foul mood," Cedric muttered only to wince when Hermione kicked his shin.

"Watch it Diggory," Hermione warned.

"Can we just talk about something else?" Harry suggested.

"Yeah if you just admit you miss Fleur," Cedric smirked.

"There is nothing going on with Fleur and I am quite happy to be shot of her," Harry insisted.

"Oh yeah, then prove it," Cedric smirked.

"How would I do that?" Harry asked.

"According to my cousin, Lavender Brown just turned fifteen and has a bit of a thing for you," Cedric said.

"No she doesn't, she was part of that group of girls wanting to lynch me, in case you forgot," Harry pointed out.

"That was before Susan told Hannah how you saved her from the fatal love curse," Cedric pointed out.

"And Hannah told everyone else," Hermione added.

"I'm not interested," Harry said dismissively.

"Ha, I knew it," Cedric beamed.

"It's not Fleur," Harry said stubbornly.

"Then what is it?" Hermione asked curiously.

"Did you not read the Prophet, everyone in this school thinks I'm some type of sexual deviant. I have no interest in making that any worse," Harry shrugged.

"I call bullshit on that," Cedric sniggered.

"Most of the girls forgot about that article after you saved Susan, though if that article bothers you don't want to read this month's issue of the Quibbler," Hermione said with a slight blush to her cheeks.

"Why not?" Harry asked warily.

"Luna Lovegood may have bought a memory from one of your exes and published several photos of you," Hermione admitted looking very uncomfortable.

"Which ex gave her a memory," Harry asked in alarm.

"Katie Bell," Hermione whispered.

"Oh no," Harry said his fork dropping to the table.

" I have to ask, what is the deal with that outfit she was wearing?" Cedric asked looking confused.

"She was dressed as a muggle nurse, they were playing doctor," Hermione giggled.

"So you were getting a check-up, were you?" Cedric guffawed.

"I hate this school," Harry growled, scowling at Cedric.

"According to Luna this was the best issue of the Quibbler to date," Hermione said still blushing.

"I imagine it was, I just hope my mother doesn't read the Quibbler," Harry groaned.

"She also has a few interviews from your past lovers, I think Heidi Macavoy and Penelope Clearwater both gave you glowing reviews. To be honest, your reputation among the ladies has never been better," Hermione admitted.

"It's still not so good with fathers, boyfriends, and your mother," Cedric added helpfully.

"Right, give me a minute," Harry said as he got up from his seat and walked over to the Ravenclaw table where Luna Lovegood was seated by herself and took a seat across from her.

"Hello, Harry Potter," Luna said as she looked up to see his disgruntled expression.

"Did you put me in this month's edition of the Quibbler?" Harry asked patiently.

"Yes, the male veela article was our all-time bestseller," Luna said excitedly.

"I did say that I am perfectly human," Harry pointed out.

"Yes, I know you have to maintain your cover and I apologise but the wizarding world must know about your kind," Luna said apologetically.

"I am human," Harry said in a forced calm tone.

"I can see you're angry with me, would it make you feel better to spank my bare bottom?" Luna asked, louder than necessary or so Harry thought.

"No, I am not going to spank you," Harry whispered.

"But Penny said you loved spanking her," Luna said in confusion.

"She was of age," Harry pointed out.

"So there is an age limit to get a spanking from the French Tickler?" Luna asked in surprise.

Harry could feel his frustration brewing but knew getting angry with Luna would not help matters so he took a calming breath before asking, " can I have a copy of the Quibbler please?"

"Of course, the article on you went over so well we will probably print a follow-up, I am thinking of calling it pleasures of the serpent tongue," Luna said dreamily.

'So she definitely talked to Heidi then,' Harry thought as he accepted the magazine.

"I hope you like it, unfortunately, we had to put restrictions on who could purchase this issue," Luna explained.

"Restrictions?" Harry asked as he looked at the cover and blushed when he saw himself clad in only his boxers.

"Yes, due to the content, no one under sixteen can purchase this issue," Luna explained.

"Then how did you get one?" Harry asked as he slipped the magazine into his school bag.

"Daphne Greengrass has been selling them for double what you would pay my father. According to her, every girl in the second year and up has bought one" Luna shrugged.

"Wonderful," Harry sighed.

"If you ever change your mind about that spanking, you know where to find me," Luna chirped as Harry got to his feet.

"Right, thanks Luna," Harry said before walking back to his seat.

"Sooooo, how did it go?" Cedric asked looking highly amused.

"As infuriating as ever," Harry groaned as he dug through his bag for the magazine.

Once he found the magazine, he quickly flipped through it until he found the article about him. Harry gasped in horror when found a picture of himself completely nude, he was sitting on a hospital bed. It was a moving photo and he watched as Katie Bell dressed in a white nurse's uniform approached him with a rectal thermometer in her hand.

Thankfully the photo stopped and repeated itself before she reached him as that would have been very embarrassing

. The article took up twelve pages though the photo of Katie was the only explicit photo. Most of the article was interviews with women he had been with, giving a very detailed description of what sex with him was like. Though there were three pages devoted to the male Veela theory.

"Alright, I've changed my mind," Harry said as he threw the magazine on the table and marched over to the Ravenclaw table.

"Follow me, Lovegood," Harry growled.

"Alright," Luna said curiously as she got up and followed him out of the hall.

Harry led her through the school up to the seventh floor, they both walked in silence but Luna didn't seem bothered by this.

Once Harry had paced back and forth three times Harry held the door open for her to step inside.

Harry nodded when they entered a plain empty room with a single chair in the middle of the room.

Harry walked into the room and took a seat looking at her expectantly.

"Lay across my lap, Lovegood," Harry said in an authoritative voice.

"O-okay," Luna said nervously as she laid across his lap.

"I changed my mind, I am going to spank you," Harry said as he flipped her skirt up, exposing her bare bottom.

"O-okay," Luna mumbled as Harry raised his hand and rared back before striking her bare bottom.

'SMACK!'

"Oooooh!" Luna squealed.

"No knickers, Luna?" Harry asked caressing her soft cheeks.

"No, I like a nice breeze down there," Luna muttered.

'SMACK!'

"Ooooooh my," Luna exclaimed as her body involuntarily shivered.

"You shouldn't have published that article," Harry scolded.

'SMACK!'

"Ohhhh!"

'SMACK!'

"Oooooohhh!"

'SMACK!'

"Ooooooooh yeees!" Luna squealed in delight each time Harry's hand smacked her pale bare bottom turning both of her ass cheeks a bright pink colour.

"Bad girls get punished Lovegood," Harry growled.

'SMACK!'

" Ooooh I've been such a bad girl," Luna squealed.

'SMACK!'

Harry noticed his thigh was getting wet from her arousal and he rared back again.

'SMACK!'

"Pleeeease, don't stop that!" Luna whined.

"I think I should, your little snatch is dripping on my leg," Harry taunted.

'SMACK!'

"I-I've beeeen such a bad girl," Luna groaned.

"Yes, you have," Harry grinned as he waved his wand over her vanishing all of her clothes from the waist down and taking a minute to admire her long legs before-

'SMACK!'

Harry concentrated for a minute on what he wanted and soon a medium-sized dildo appeared on her back courtesy of the room.

"Spread your legs a bit," Harry ordered as he tapped the sex toy with his wand.

Luna eagerly followed the command and spread her legs revealing her dripping slit, he could see the wet spot she had made in his pants leg.

"The first punishment wasn't enough, so I have decided on a new punishment," Harry said as he slid the tip of the toy inside her and let go of it allowing the animation charm he placed on it to take over.

"Oooooh that feeeels nice," Luna squealed as the toy sawed back and forth in her tight little pussy going a bit deeper each time.

'SMACK!'

"Ohhh yes, I think I am going to cum!" Luna wailed as the six-inch dildo went as deep as it could.

'SMACK!'

"If you cum on me I'll shove that toy up your cute little ass," Harry warned as he ran his finger over her puckered hole making her shudder.

'SMACK!'

"No please, I promise to oooooooh behave," Luna squealed her tiny little bare feet kicking in the air as she tried to hold back the orgasm the toy was pulling out of her.

'SMACK!'

"You're doing so well, maybe I'm making things too easy," Harry said thoughtfully as he touched the tip of his wand to the gently thrusting toy making it move much quicker.

'SMACK!'

"Ooooh pleeeeease I can't hold it much longer,!" Luna moaned as the toy moved in and out of her at a punishing pace, her wet pussy'shlicking'sound every time the toy buried itself inside her.

'SMACK!'

'As soon as you cum, I will stick that toy right here," Harry taunted as he pushed the tip of his wand into her puckered hole and cast a cleaning spell, then following that up with a lubrication charm.

"Pleeeeeeease, I promise never to misbehave again," Luna moaned.

'SMACK!'

"Ooooooooh god," Luna wailed as a jet of girl cum sprayed out of her slit and her whole body tensed up, her little toes had curled up and her hands were balled into tight fists as she let out a whorish wail.

'SMACK!'

"I told you what would happen if you came on my pants leg," Harry said with a put-upon sigh as he slid the toy out of her slippery tunnel.

Harry slid the rounded tip over her slit as he trailed it teasingly across her taint making her whimper in his lap.

"Ple-ease, I am sooo ohhh sorry," Luna panted as he pressed the tip of the toy against her rosebud.

'SMACK!'

"I am sorry too, Ms Lovegood, " Harry said as the toy slipped past her ring making her squeal in surprise.

"Ohhhh it's stretching me," Luna groaned as he released the toy and it started inching inside her on its own.

'SMACK!'

"You wanted your interview, but if you spray my leg again, I'll stick something else up your bum," Harry warned as he caressed her ass which was very red by now.

"It feeeeeels really goood," Luna moaned as the toy began sawing back and forth slowly going deeper into her back passage.

'SMACK!'

"I am starting to think this punishment is not working," Harry sighed as he stood up causing Luna to shriek in surprise as she rolled onto her stomach, landing on a bed the room had just created in front of Harry's chair.

Harry stood over her and watched the toy bottom out and slide back before slamming forward again causing the quirky little Ravenclaw to squeal in delight.

"You seem to be enjoying that," Harry chuckled as he flicked his wand and vanished the rest of her clothes.

"Yeeeees, it feeels soooo goood?" Luna squealed as the toy began moving faster, idly Harry noticed her back starting to arch.

"Are you about to cum again?" Harry asked curiously as he took a seat beside her on the bed and reached over to caress her ass cheeks.

"I-I am cl-close," Luna moaned her silvery eyes rolling back in her head.

"Well, we can't have that," Harry chuckled as he touched the toy with his wand making it vanish.

"Nooooooo, p-please let me finish," Luna begged her tight ass literally humping the air.

"Well I suppose I could if you were to print a retraction," Harry said thoughtfully.

"Anything, j-just please let me cuum," Luna said her eyes looking needily into his as she rolled into her back, spreading her legs wide and began to rub herself furiously.

"Stop that!" Harry ordered before flicking his wand and binding her hands together.

"I am sooo close," Luna whined pitifully as Harry grabbed the rope binding her wrists together and used it to pull her arms over her head before slipping the rope over one of the bedposts, keeping her arms stretched over her head, empasizing her A-cup breasts in the process.

"Are you sure you want me to help you?" Harry asked as he trailed his hand down her arm before cupping her left breast.

"Yes, please," Luna moaned as she tried to scoot up the bed to free her hands.

"Ahhhhh!" Luna squealed as Harry pinched her tiny pink nipple.

"Don't move," Harry admonished as he trailed his hand down her flat stomach.

"Pleeease Hurry," Luna moaned as Harry slid his fingers through her folds.

"Do you still want me to give you the pole of truth?" Harry whispered in her ear as he started finger fucking her.

"Yeeeees, fuck me!" Luna squealed as he brought her to orgasm for the third time that evening.

"Right, let's see if you can handle it," Harry said before placing a soft kiss on her sweaty forehead.

Harry stood up and quickly undressed before crawling onto the bed between her parted legs.

"Are sure you want this?" Harry asked as he pressed the head of his cock against her entrance.

"Please, give me the pole of truth," Luna moaned as he began sliding into her.

"Holy shit you are tight," Harry groaned as he pushed forward.

"You're going to split me in ha-half," Luna panted out, finally succeeding in freeing her hands as the binds fell away.

"Sometimes the truth hurts," Harry groaned as he thrust forward causing her to cry out.

"Don't stop, Ha-Harry!" Luna moaned her back arching off of the bed.

"I wasn't pl-planning on it," Harry grunted before pulling his hips back and thrusting forward again burying himself to the hilt.

"Ooooooooh my," Luna squealed.

Harry pulled out and slammed forward again not bothering to be gentle, Luna seemed to appreciate this as her tunnel pulsed around him and her eyes widened as she threw her head back and screamed.

Harry began to pound her, never letting up in his motions, trapping the poor girl in one continuous orgasm as he did his best to fuck her into unconsciousness.

Luna's mouth was wide open, stuck in a perfect 'O' shape as a continuous pleasured wail left her lips mixing in with the slapping of skin on skin, and the'schlicking'sound of Harry's cock slamming into her gushing snatch.

"H-here's your interview," Harry groaned as he slammed into her three times in rapid succession before shooting his load deep inside her as she experienced another powerful orgasm spraying him in her juices.

Harry slipped out of her and slowly crawled out of the bed, idly noticing soft snores coming out of the quirky Ravenclaw.

Harry couldn't help but notice the pearly white liquid running out of her folds and pooling on the mattress underneath her.

"Yeah, I probably shouldn't have done that," Harry muttered as he got dressed.

Harry carefully vanished his seed from the mattress and shook Luna who mumbled in her sleep, " the French tickler spanked me."

"Lovegood, wake up," Harry said as he shook her.

"Wh-what?" Kuna asked sleepily looking at him with a dreamy expression.

"You need to get to your common room," Harry said softly.

"Why can't I stay here?" Luna asked as she rolled onto her stomach showing off her cherry red ass.

"Because, you will be missed," Harry answered before raring back his hand.

'SMACK!'

"Now get up," Harry instructed after smacking her ass.

"Ooooookay," Luna squeaked in surprise.

"This never happened," Harry said as he flicked his wand at her making the clothes he vanished earlier reappear on her body.

"It didn't?" Luna asked curiously as she shakily got up from the bed.

"No, it was all the nargles doing," Harry said mysteriously as he walked out the door.

"Oh poo, the nargles have done it again," Luna pouted as she walked out of the room intent on going to the kitchen to get some pudding.