Knowhere, 2015
EN DWI
Hey, bro
Just wanted to say thank you for this year's birthday present
TANELEER
What do you mean?
It hasn't arrived yet
EN DWI
The large angry green fellow?
He's currently dominating in the arena as my new champion
Wherever did you find such a magnificent gamma beast?
TANELEER
That wasn't from me, I'm afraid
Mine should be waiting for you on your pleasure barge
But I imagine your green champion would make an interesting display
EN DWI
This one's for me, it's my birthday, not yours
So what did you actually send me?
TANELEER
I think I'll leave that a surprise
EN DWI
Come now; I need to know if I have the right containment unit
The tentacles on last year's were interesting but the cleanup took days
TANELEER
Well, then
Best have your retinue bring mops
EN DWI
Fair enough
Are you coming to the party?
TANELEER
Ew
No