Texts from Avengers Tower

by Breakinglight11

There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren't one of them. A funny collection of shorts.

79. Fingers

Sakaar, 2018

VALKYRIE
Hello friend
We still on for drinks after the fight?

HULK
YETI
HULK GROUSE DRINKS

VALKYRIE
Sorry?

HULK
GRUB DRAGS
GRIP DRUGS

VALKYRIE
What in hell?

HULK
RRAAAGGHHHH

VALKYRIE
Everything all right?

HULK
HULK FINGERS TOO BIG FOR TINY DEVICE
HULK USE VOICE TO TEXT BUT SOMETIMES IT HEAR WRONG BIRD
WRONG WORM
WRONG WORK
RAAAAAGGGGHHHH

VALKYRIE
Ah, I see
So we're on for drinks?
Eh friend?
…You smashed your phone didn't you?