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Character Sheet / System Text
"Tvs, Radios, Texts, and newspapers…"
Warning: This story is my first and English is not my first language.
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While Ouranos was speaking to Salem, Haven Academy, Aurous.
From what I was able to gather from Salem's knowledge that she gave me, a relic should be in this place.
As I walk around the academy, no one spares me a glance since they can't see me, smell me, or hear me. I continue moving as I see a particular statue that gives me the same feeling I had when we were in Draghos's temple and I had told everyone there was a hidden door, and I was right.
Looking toward the statue, I can tell that there's probably a key needed to unlock it, but since when did I do things the right way?
With a quick Silence and Knock, the statue opens to show a hidden elevator, which I'm guessing leads me down to the vault.
Seeing that no one is around at the time, I hop in the elevator as the statue closes behind me.
Walking in once I exit the elevator, I feel that there's a hidden entrance nearby that can only be opened with the signature of someone's magic.
When I try to use my signature, it fails, attempting to shock me with lightning, which obviously fails.
Oh well, guess I gotta take the kiddy gloves off.
Activating my semblance, and directing it to focus on the seal, I mutter one word.
"Open."
Just as I command, the vault opens and allows me access.
You may be wondering, 'how the fuck did you just do that if you don't have the magical signature of the maiden required?', right?
Well first of all, who the fuck are you and why are you in my head, and second of all, that's quite simple.
My semblance is not what it seems at first glance, it seems to just be an intimidation-killing intent thing to scare my enemies at first glance.
And it is, or at least that's one use of what it can be.
In reality, it's a lot more than just that.
My Semblance, 'God-King Authority' (What I named it), allows me to command reality itself.
I utter a command or wish for something, and reality obeys.
Now obviously, this has great limits (for now), I can't just use it as the spell Wish and command reality to just drop a nuke on something. It's a lot more complicated than that.
It's more like… Think that the world is a computer. I am an admin. Some people are unable to change their settings too much, while I can command those settings to change just as I wish.
I can't command the computer to simply factory reset, that'd be ridiculous.
But what I can do, is issue undeniable commands to reality. Here I basically said 'Let me in bitch I'm the admin' and the vault was like 'okay boss I'm sorry'.
That's about the best way for me to explain my semblance.
Though another use for it is that I can use it to edit a magical attack like a fireball coming at me as long as it's not too strong.
It's kind of like, a small fireball is a file with 100 kilobytes, if I use my authority to remove it, it won't take even a second to just get deleted.
But that beam attack from Karibudis is like 1 gigabyte, so I can't delete it fast enough since the PC is like 'Deletion process, 1% out of 100%'.
Anyways, back to the Relic stuff.
I walk inside the place, noticing the 'relic' in the middle of the room. The decorations of this place are way too grand and empty for my liking.
I mean really, Ozma man, where are the fucking traps in case someone gets inside of here?
Oh well, not my problem. As I walk towards the Relic, I feel someone stopping time.
Tensing up since I wasn't expecting someone to use a 9th-level spell randomly near me, I prepare to retaliate. Before I realize they somehow are letting me in the stopped time.
As I look around me, I notice that exiting the Relic, there is a blue-skinned spirit that resembles an elf. She has Dark blue hair with light blue skin and even darker blue eyes for sclera. She's also wearing fuck-all nothing except a small white cloth that resembles a skirt as well as a lot of gold accessories.
I deadpan at her as she graciously exits the relic in a very… dramatic way.
"You're really not impressing me, is this supposed to be a funny way of resembling the stories about the genie and the lamp?" I comment as I watch her turn to me and open her mouth and eyes in shock.
"W-what? Wait… say that again? Wait first let's back up a second who are- Wait did you just call me a joke!" She seems flustered, unable to choose which thing to react to first as she angrily glares at me with red cheeks.
"Are you a god? How?" She seems shocked that I'm actually a god, though this is a bit of a problem since I'm guessing if someone asked if I was a god or asked about me they would be told that I'm a god.
"Yes, I am a god, and I would not like it if you tell someone of that fact considering I'm incognito right now. As the kids would say." I crack a smile at my own humor, very good me hehe. Though I still do let out a bit of my presence as she raises her hands in surrender.
"Part of my, err, 'programming', sure let's go with that, is that I can't say anything about a god that they don't want me to say. I think they only meant for that to be about them but with the way they specified it you're safe." She says rather quickly as I retrieve my presence.
"Great. I'm glad. Now, you are the Relic of Knowledge, am I correct?" I ask her as I cross my arms and observe her intently as she blushes and covers herself after I do so.
"How perverted, to look at my inner-workings without my permission. You can be arrested for sexual assault you know." She said while slightly nodding, making me raise an eyebrow.
"I'm guessing that you know everything about the past as well as all of the experiences of every wizard and magic-user to ever exist, therefore you are probably the most powerful and knowledgable magic user in the world, right?" I take a gander as I realize I didn't even try to look at her level since I kinda just thought she was an object and not a person before meeting her. Also I completely just ignored her accusation of sexual assault.
Lvl. 20 | Godly Spirit | Jinn
Genie of the Lamp, Spirit of the Relic of Knowledge.
I guess I was right about that double title for level 20s.
"Hmph, of course I am! Aren't I so cool?" She puffs out her chest, smirking in satisfaction at being complimented by a god.
"I see that despite being a Godly Spirit, you still have the mortal limit that everyone else that isn't a god has. Or you just don't have enough training to go past it since you are probably working only on theory right now in terms of power, no?" I ask once again, watching her deflate and blush again.
"Yes… I do not have the mortal limit, but I'm never allowed to be out of the Relic for long enough to actually try using my knowledge even though I really want to…" She says very sadly, but I know better. I say nothing for a while as I watch her look at the ground sadly, seeing me not saying anything she tries to look up discreetly to see if I was reacting in any way, before seeing me smirking at her as she curses and looks down again.
"So much for trying to guilt-trip me into letting you out, huh?" I say with a smirk as I watch her blush harder at being caught so easily.
"S-sorry, I just really want to stop being here, it's so boring! I wanna explore the world. I wanna experience the things I can only know about and cannot experience myself." She says, this time with real sadness, not faked.
"Well, you're in luck. I have a solution for your problem, but I have some conditions." I say, making her perk up happily.
"I don't care what they are, I accept!" She says happily, making me look at her dumbfounded.
"For a spirit that embodies Knowledge, you lack much wisdom…" I deadpan at her as she puffs her cheeks angrily at me.
"You're wrong! I don't care what your conditions are, as long as I can stay outside of this stupid Relic, I don't care! I wanna get out of here and see the world, even if you force me into your bed, I won't resist as long as you let me out of here." She says as she shuffles with embarrassment, red cheeks once again.
I deadpan at her.
"Do I look like a rapist?" I raise my eyebrows as I narrow my eyes, watching her widen her own as she puts her hands in front of her with panic.
"No-No! That's not what I meant at all, I just meant I'd do anything no matter what it is. Also, it's not like it's rape if I'm agreeing to it…" She once again begins to shift and squirm under my gaze.
I'm not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that, I'm 99% sure Alasto was at least bi.), but I never focused on Romance or Lust while I was growing up.
The only reason I could say that I've flirted was because of seduction missions I've had to do as well as jokingly. I have a tight leash on my seven deadly sins, knowing them to be the reason for the downfall of many.
Of course, I still experience them myself. I am very prideful, but I know when to show it and in what way is acceptable. I am very wrathful, not easy to anger, but when angered I let out my anger in a controlled way, boosting my strength but also keeping a cool head. I have no need for Greed, for I have and can have anything I could ever want. Envy is merely me setting a new goal for something I want. Treating my gluttony every once in a while is fine, as long as I do not lose myself to the addiction. I have no sloth, and when I do, it is when I need to rest from battle or exertion.
Lust… Well, I've never really sated my lust in 'that' way.
I was too focused on my goal to be a god.
I've had battle-lust before, which I pushed down the first chance I got.
Instead, sating it slowly by defeating my enemies efficiently. My perfectionism helped in that, as it had basically merged with my battle-lust and made it so efficiently defeating enemies sated it instead of going on berserk slaughters.
I've never tasted the 'forbidden fruit' to say, so I have no… attraction to that type of thing…?
Most 'virgins' have at least pleasured themselves, so they are at least aware of the feelings, while I am not.
That is not to say that I have never had an attraction to the opposite gender before, I've seen beautiful women in my travels, maybe even hundreds of them.
I thought they were beautiful, but it's not like I started drooling like a 'virgin boy'.
Anyone who tried to seduce me got a nice wind spear to the throat for trying.
Focusing on the still squirming spirit who is looking at me intently since I haven't said anything in a bit while I was in my thoughts, I sigh deeply as I rub my temples deeply.
"No, Jinn, my conditions do not include sexually assaulting you. Instead, I wish for you to work for me. I will 'employ' you as my divine spirit to guide my people, as well as just answer their questions I guess. Also, I want to absorb your lamp since I'm pretty sure it'll give me the Knowledge domain, maybe even magic too which would be great." I say slowly as I watch her face grow into… Is that fucking disappointment? Does she have a 'rape fetish' or something? Anyways, her face grows thoughtful for a bit before she looks at me intently, not without a blush still present though.
"Well, I'm sure that I can do the first part easily, the second one as well. It's the third one that's a problem. You see, I'm connected to the lamp, if you remove it I won't have anything fueling me with energy to live and exist." She says slowly with a blush, confusing me since I only said 2 conditions before I realize that she added the sexual assault as one of my conditions even though I said that it is not included.
I deadpan at her as she looks away and begins whistling innocently, what a horny spirit.
"Well, I already told you I would make you my Divine spirit, therefore I will be fueling you with energy myself. This should allow you more questions than just 3 every century, actually, fuck it I'm removing that limitation completely. Instead, I'll have you ask me every question first to make sure nothing is wrong with it." I say as I bring a hand to my chin as I'm thinking, making her look at me in shock while I'm not even looking at her at all.
"You can just… Remove my limitations just like that? Also, how did you know my name without me telling you? Actually what the heck is the story with the Genie and the Lamp you mentioned when you first saw me?" She begins questioning everything and everyone as she tries to figure out how I know all of this stuff, meanwhile I'm in my own world thinking about how much shit I'm just gonna throw at her so that I don't have to do anything.
I eventually zone back on her as I watch her still questioning everything.
"Anyways, Jinn, are you prepared to become Divine Spirit of God-King Horus, God of The Sky, Storms, Faunus, Power, The Moon, and Animals but keep that last one to yourself since I'd rather people don't know that one until I got most humans in my religion?" I say seriously, looking blankly forward by the end of that as she tilts her head in a cute way out of confusion.
Nevertheless, she shakes the confusion off and stares at me seriously as she nods with a "Yes!".
"Cool, I have no idea what I'm doing but, babbidy boo bibbidy boo, leylines do your thing, Divine Intervention, go." I use one of my Divine Interventions to do this stuff since I'd rather not sit here for hours trying to figure out how the fuck I'm supposed to do this myself.
I watch as Jinn is covered by a blue sphere of wind, and the Relic of Knowledge moves towards me and enters my chest as I gain the Knowledge domain, but sadly not the magic domain. Though my Light domain increased in power from Minor to Major, I only have one more stage which then the Light domain is 'mine'.
Why would I get an increase in the light domain though? Wait…
I see, I absorbed the piece of the Light god that he had left in the Relic so that he can be summoned back to this world when the Relics are gathered. Used as an anchor to bring him back when they are collected.
Oh well, I guess he won't be returning. I'm guessing that the Relic of Choice and Destruction have pieces of the God of Darkness, so I'm gonna get my hands on that eventually.
Anyways, the sphere that Jinn is in eventually dies down into nothing as Jinn appears from the sphere, this time with an addition to her body that wasn't there.
Boo- Wings. She now has wings with feathers the same color as her hair, smaller than mine but still pretty big. She marvels at herself as she begins spinning and twirling to try and see her wings better.
"You done checking yourself out? I mean, I understand your happiness at becoming a superior creature now that you have wings, but we got stuff to do." I comment with a raised eyebrow as her head snaps towards me with a blush and she nods shyly, still looking at herself in wonder discreetly.
By discreetly, I mean very obviously but with an attempt to be discreet.
"Alright, I'm gonna summon another body of me to take you back to Menagerie and give you initiation or whatever the fuck I gotta do. Yo, Horus me, get the fuck out here." Horus me appears next to me, waving at Jinn as her eyes bulge at the appearing me.
"How di-" Before she could finish her sentence, she is teleported away as Horus nods at me and I nod back, truly I'm the most respectful person in the world, so respectful I respect myself deeply. Mhm. Horus teleports away after that again.
Well isn't that nice? I got the Knowledge domain now and a cute Divine spirit as a priestess.
Time to go deal with other stuff then.
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3 Month Time Skip, Vacuo-Vale Borders, Aurous.
[A/N: That's right hoes! I'm COMPLETELY skipping Atlas and Vacuo, because, unlike Mistral where shit is going down, Vacuo is boring other than the crown bullshit which is just another bandit/criminal family in Aurous's eyes that Ouranos is gonna deal with eventually. Atlas is… Atlas. Not much else to say.]
As I sit there, I contemplate. Do I shit or-
(Wait what was I thinking about again?)
I silently wonder in my head as I head towards Mistral, a tournament is happening in a week and I want to have it in my resume for when I apply to Beacon.
Atlas and Vacuo were… Boring.
I mean, the sights were somewhat nice, not much for Atlas since FUCKING SNOW I hate snow so much I am contemplating breaking the natural order of the world and just genociding snow but that would be weatherist.
My wings kept fucking getting snow stuck in them, I had to erect a semi-permanent aura barrier on them to make sure nothing gets in them again after it happened the first time. I can thankfully keep it up since my aura regeneration is superior to the upkeep needed for such a small barrier.
It still was bothering me that I couldn't feel the wind in my wings like usual. Felt constricting. Wind does not like to be constrained. And neither do I. When I move, I move as freely as wind and as fast as a Lightning bolt.
The Lightning bolt part stayed true thankfully. I speedran that kingdom so fast, I think several headlines talking about stray lightning coming out of nowhere had appeared.
Jinn has been doing fine in Menagerie. As soon as I explained that she is to be my Priestess as well as her being a Divine Spirit, someone had sent a picture of her to the web, and everyone began freaking out. I think that the only reason she isn't being worshiped as a goddess was that she had specifically said that it would be rude to worship a spirit of a god as a goddess since she's under me.
No one wanted to cross the Triple Titan Slayer, god or not.
Everyone in Menagerie loved her, she seems to know a lot of things and is good at basically everything, but even then every time she sees something new she seems so excited to try it that everyone can't help but like her.
Though one downside that happened is that when some men asked her out, she rejected them and said that 'Lord Horus is the only one for me'.
So now there's this whole conspiracy about Jinn being my wife secretly and tons of rumors like that. That fox knew what she was doing.
Moving to how Ouranos is doing, he's been erecting many temples in my name and expanding my faith to Mistral, so much so that I may just have 50% of the population soon in my religion.
I've also been learning Grimm stuff with Salem, and while I could just ask Jinn to teach me that shit, I'd rather have a good connection with Salem so that she doesn't betray me later. Also, her company is somewhat acceptable.
Not that I'd ever admit that to anyone, but whatever.
As I move towards Mistral, moving through Vale from Vacuo just so I can stretch my wings a little bit instead of teleporting, I feel an explosion of magic nearby.
I immediately bolt there, arriving there without making a single sound using a quick-cast Silence as I look at the situation.
It seems that the Maiden is fighting 3 people, an Illusionist, an Assassin, and… er, a woman.
Lvl. 10 | Human | Mercury Black
Kin Avenger
Lvl. 8 | Human | Emerald Sustrai
Chocolate Illusion
Lvl. 9 | Human | Cinder Fall
Fallen Cinderella
Lvl. 12 | Human (Maiden) | Amber Saffron
Fall Maiden
[A/N: Made up the last name since it was never revealed.]
I see that this Cinder person is this world's Cinderella? I guess she didn't get her happy ending though.
I've already realized that this world has fairy tales from my old world incorporated into real people.
I watch as Amber's aura breaks, and she takes a hit that makes her fall to the ground in pain.
"Finally, that was taking so long. Maidens are quite scary." Emerald comments as she approaches Amber.
"Tch, if you didn't get in my way I would've defeated her a lot faster." Mercury sneered as he also went was approaching the fallen form of Amber.
"Silence both of you. It's time for my well-deserved power, I will finally have the Maiden power for myself and Lady Salem." Cinder comments with a vicious smile as she takes out a weird bug that's definitely a Grimm, and begins approaching Amber herself with a cruel smirk.
I guess it's my time to step in, can't make it too easy for Salem now, can I?
As they are about to reach Amber, a few wind arrows strike in front of them as all of them look in alarm, beginning to search for what shot them.
"What the hell is that? It completely missed but I can't see anyone nearby." Mercury comments.
"Must've been one last trick from her, what a shame, would've worked if she wasn't such a shitty aim." Emerald taunts as she and Cinder continue moving towards Amber, disregarding the wind arrows. Mercury reluctantly follows, still looking at them though.
"Oh, I didn't miss. I just thought it would be funny if I 'did a little trolling' as Alasto would say." My voice rings out as Mercury's eyes widen and he shouts out "Get back! It's a trap!"
Just as Cinder and Emerald look towards Mercury, the wind arrows explode in an explosion of wind, lightning, and earth as they are all knocked away from Amber, who was protected by an Aura barrier.
"Now you're probably wondering, 'who could've done that?', right? Well, it was ME! DIO!" I shout as they all stand up and look at me hesitantly, seeing the wind spears floating behind me. They probably thought that if the arrows were that strong, how strong would spears be? Which is fair, but not how my power works.
The power depends on how much I want it to have.
Anyways, they all look at each other slowly, with Cinder gritting her teeth before she nods, and they all begin running away from me, with Emerald trying to put an illusion of them still standing in front of me.
Foolish, but I'll let them go. Wouldn't want Salem to lose THAT much power and make her an easy difficulty boss battle.
I turn around to see Amber, who's looking up at me with confusion, as well as a bit of fear.
"Okay that's just not even fair, I jumped in and saved you from a couple people ganging up on you and you look at me with fear instead of declaring your love to me as your prince charming?" I joke with a hurt face so that she doesn't get too scared.
It works, clearly, since she smiles and raises an eyebrow at me.
"Oh I'm so sorry my prince charming, please accept my love now that you've saved me from the bad guys." She sarcastically says as she narrows her eyes at me playfully.
"Sigh, no romance these days." I crouch next to her, watching her flinch but still let me near her as I begin using my Aura Healing.
"So, Mr. Dio, what are you doing around these parts?" She asks me with a raised eyebrow as she begins to feel my aura healing her, which calms her down even more.
"That's not actually my name, I was just referencing something. My name is Aurous Revi, and I was on my way to Vale from Vacuo when I saw what was happening to you and stepped in." I say as I stand up, finished healing her. Or at least healing minor injuries and restoring her Aura so that she can heal herself a lot more efficiently.
"You… went to Vale on foot from Vacuo..?" She says slowly with widened eyes.
"Not really on foot." I say, pointing towards my wings, which Amber looks at intently as if she's forgetting something important. "Anyways, Big H is watching out for me. You need a ride to Vale or will you be fine now?" I ask her as she snaps out of whatever remembrance she's trying to do and thinks for a second.
"How long would it take for you to reach Vale with me dragging you down?" She asks me with curiosity.
"Depends, could be anywhere from a single second to an hour depending on how fast you want me to go." I say with a smirk as she deadpans at me.
"Yeah sure, one second, do that one." She says as she gets up and crosses her arms.
"Nuh-uh, name first my lady." I say with a raised eyebrow as she realized she didn't introduce herself.
"Uh, yeah sorry I'm Amber Saffron. Just a normal girl y'know?" She says nervously with a chuckle.
I deadpan at her as I grab her shoulder and teleport her into one of the alleyways I had been to a lot back in Vale.
"As normal of a girl as a Maiden can be. We're in Vale now, have fun." I say with a smirk as I fly away before she can snap out of her shocked stupor, both from how I teleported her into Vale in under a second, and how I knew she was a maiden.
Trolling is so fun, I regret not doing this a lot more with my friends.
We do a little trolling.
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Woo, we're in Mistral again. Time to go sign a sheet detailing a bunch of shit about myself that no one cares about so that I can join the Mistral tournament.
Actually, once I finish the tournament I'm pretty sure everyone is gonna want this information, so I'm gonna detail a bunch of misinformation to troll them.
Oh my god(me), I've become a troll, I can't believe this.
Aurous, Slayer of Trolls numbering hundreds, is now a Troll.
Though I'm not a giant ugly creature that lugs a tree around like it's a stick, instead, I'm a very handsome bird-man with a little trolling.
As I walk up to the sign-up booth they have near the arena, I see a guy lazily sitting there dismissing another kid who does not fit the criteria as the kid slumps down and sadly walks away.
I raise an eyebrow at the kid walking away, before walking up to the booth as the guy looks up at me with a bored face.
"I'm sure you already know what I want so just give me the things I need to sign and save me and you the trouble." I say simply as I deadpan, leading the guy to raise an eyebrow as he smirks and pulls out a couple papers, handing them to me.
"I wish more people were like you, most of these kids just walk up to me and begin bragging about their weapon or their aura amount, and then I have to tell them to go away either because they're too young or don't have any training and only just unlocked their aura." The guy says with a groan as he places a hand on his forehead.
"Sounds like the kind of job I'd ditch right away." I say as I begin signing the papers quickly.
"I would, but I only have to do it for a couple days a year, and the pay is great." He nods along with me, smiling as he seems to probably imagine the money he's gonna get.
"Well, that's one way to motivate someone to do this stuff. By the way, it's needed to list an academy that you went to in this paper, but I'm from Menagerie. We don't do the academy stuff there." I point that out to him as he glances at the paper.
"The academy thing is mostly there so that we know which academy you came from in case you win since most people would go to the academy that the champion of this tournament went to. You can just leave it blank or write Menagerie." He comments uninterestedly.
"Neat. Less work for me." I leave it blank and revise everything else before giving it to the guy.
"Have a nice day or something, thanks for not wasting my time." The guy says as he lowers his neck back to look up at the sky and probably dozes off until someone comes to bother him.
Oh well, at least that guy is getting paid well.
Time to prepare or something. Fish, here we come.
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Sorry for not uploading yesterday, I was on like a 10-day streak with 11 chapters posted. I needed a bit of a break. To compensate, have a 5k+ word chapter!
I skipped Atlas since the only interesting thing there is maybe meeting Weiss, but I might just make an Omake for that instead of adding it to a chapter. Would you guys be interested in a chapter that's just omakes that I want to make?
Speaking of things you guys want, I want to apologize a little bit about the reviews, I have a bug right now where all of the recent reviews from 6-22 are not showing up on my reviews page or in my Gmail except 3 reviews which I will be featuring here! Sorry for not being able to read your guys' reviews for those that are not here, I can't do anything about this and I've submitted a help request from fanfiction and am waiting on that for right now.
Reviews time. (The ones I can see)
Thank you, ZaydenBlaze47, for your review. I'm glad you like how I wrote Salem, and you're the only one who gave me a suggestion on who I should choose as the pairing, so Salem might be the pairing if no one decides to suggest something by the time I decide to write romance.
Thank you, caio1augusto2, for your review. I really want to write romance, so I'm going to ahead and say yes, there will be a relationship. You've suggested Salem and Velvet, so that's Salem- 2 and Velvet- 1 for suggestions, so Salem is very likely as of right now. Also, I'd be happy to include OCs of people here in my story, if you'd like to PM me simple characteristics about them like name, look, and personality, I'll try to include them when I can.
Lastly, Thank you, LordGhostStriker, for your review. I'm happy to see you enjoyed my story as well as found 2 other stories that you like as well. I hope my chapters continue to entertain you.
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