Just a Harley Quinn, Oh Baby!
Author's Note: Enjoy the poem and R&R.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of Harley Quinn, Batman: The Animated Series, The Batman (2004), Gotham, the Nolan Batman films, the DC Extended Universe, or DC Comics.
Summary:
The many faces (phases) of Harley Quinn.
Arkham was a serious house on serious Earth
So serious, why, someone needed to put a smile on that face!
And while the thrills lasted, the kills didn't stop
She played house with her boyfriend
While Gotham took the penalty
Shot after shot, in bullets and in drink
It was a sin
But she was in love with
Joker (Joker!)
It was easy to get sucked into his bullshit
The irreverent fun – a virtue
Of driving through the streets
Smashing and taking
Flipping and flipping off
Being robbie
Settin' the woods on fire
Anarchic and suicidal
When her ex was really just the killing joke
And she, the Ecco to his madness
The damaged mind and chemical-damaged face
Riding on the back of Mistah J's marked, signature laugh
Screw the Joker!
Fuck Puddin'!
She had Ive
The smartest, coolest, and the hottest!
Harley was giving veganism a try
That's right!
The girls could have a fucking rager!
Knock a few heads
Pulp 'em like rotten pumpkins gone bad over the Long Halloween
Lex Luthor's, if his was nearby to swat with her bat
A couple swings couldn't not hurt!
She'd even save a wallop for Batsy if he showed up
If he ever stopped fucking the bats…
Sanity is for the dogs
Ohohohoh whoops! Did it slip her mind?
Did she forget to feed Bud and Lou?
Harley Quinn is not clinging to the demon
She's a siren
This is true