I have spent the last year of my life locked away in the spirit realm contemplating just how I got myself here. I suppose I should be reflecting on my passion for the dark arts, my rise to power, and how I could have done things differently... But the only thing I really care about, the only reason I strive to break out, is the one I could never admit I loved, her... Impa.

Your average joe is somehow sucked into his favorite game so you know a Cliche (formerly The Cliche)

Era is the ambassador for the Sheikah tribe hundreds of years after the Great Calamity. She is summoned back to the Great Calamity with two strangers and forced to save Hyrule for the goddess Hylia with little explanation. This is a raw, unedited record of the adventures of LOZ OCs in a home-brew Dungeons and Dragons campaign set in Hyrule.

This is a One Shot that precedes the tale of Ocarina of time in accordance with my posted writings of 'Chronicles of a Legend' and 'A Shade of Time'

Heroes die, but true love can conquer even death

The story of a young Gerudo boy as he fulfills his destiny to become the King of Evil. (Ocarina of Time leading up to Wind Waker) Updated every Tuesday!

The benevolent goddess Hylia gave the Sheikah a purpose. Their duty was to protect the Hylian royal family, and to do whatever it takes to keep Hyrule from destruction. There was a balence between the Sheikah, the Hylians, and the other races of Hyrule, each race serving the descendants of the Goddess; however, 5,000 years after the First Calamity, the balence began to shift.

Ganondorf works to regain control of Gerudo Desert.

Ganondorf works to regain control of Gerudo Desert.

They had won. Peace is restored. With their century-old mission completed, the Broken Princess and the Amnesiac Hero are left to pick up the broken pieces of their lives from an age-long worth of regrets, grief and emptiness.

This is but one of the tales of which we never speak. Aye, I warn you to keep your voice down, to not repeat this to a soul, living or dead. Now then, they say there was once a grand pirate ship prowling these very waters. On it lived a motley crew of fourteen, including a fierce female captain and her energetic daughter. What became of them? Well...

At Malon's invitation, The Hero of Time decides to spend the night at Lon Lon Ranch. However, when the two youths both have trouble sleeping, things take an unexpectedly emotional turn.

With a long overdue moment to themselves on an arduous journey and a sensual aura taking hold, Link and Tetra let it all out for one another as only they can.

Link, a teenager enrolled in Hyrule High experiences all sorts of bullying from his long rival, Ganondorf. Link was dating Ganondorfs ex, Zelda which made him feel mad and jealous towards Link. One of Ganondorfs companions, Dark starts developing strange feelings towards Link causing him to revolt against Ganondorf.

When the once banished man, Ganondorf, is returned to Hyrule under auspicious circumstances, Nabooru is forced to deal with making sure he stays out of trouble, fighting off a mysterious gang of criminals seemingly obsessed with him, and most difficult of all - her own feelings for him.

Death was never permanent. Not as long as she was with me. (Breath of the Wild. Miphlink. This isn't my fave ship, but they're super cute.)

The Hero of Twilight reflects on what it was like to be a hero.

Linkle's life as a farm hand is all she has. What happens when a mysterious man turns up in her most secret of places? This is just the prologue.

A poem about Link's attempt to stop the Moon from crashing into Termina.

Hyrule has fallen. Only the princess Zelda remains as the last remnant of the old order. The Red King pursues her relentlessly north, a land of strange people and even stranger gods. Her only hope at survival lies in her guide, a hunter called Link. As the world falls apart around them, the pair find themselves stuck between the new King and the creatures beneath the ice.

Rarna, the princess of the Twilight Realm works secretly as a hired assassin. She also has the power to travel through the different worlds of the Zelda universe. Thus making her the first connection to the Light World since the destruction of the Mirror of Twilight. And yet on top of all of this she is chosen to unite a group of special warriors to save all of the universes.

I've tried to create an image of a new Link-Link-the-somewhat-coward, Link-who-acts-like-a-kid-really-should. I've also attempted to bring the video game aspect into a novel's perspective-please R&R

Zelda loves animals but it was not among the many traditions of the Royal Family of Hyrule to keep pets. When Link realizes this he sees an opportunity to subvert tradition and perhaps even change it for good.

The Four Sword Heroes are dead and following the Dark Lord's grim rule of Hyrule the land has been reduced to ruin, leaving it's people hopeless and forlorn. Sixteen years after the fall, Shadow awakens atop the overgrowth of the Four Sword sanctuary and is quickly flung into a strenuous quest to gather the lost Links and reunite the kingdom's only hope. (Technically an AU.)

My girlfriend and I are competing to create the most compelling narrative for the Legend of Zelda. Out of this premise comes a satirical look into the deep sexual tension that exists between the incarnate Hylia and the Hero of time. I hope you all have a great time reading this outrageous tale! Also, I have only a slight inkling of actual Zelda lore. Enjoy!