"First you try to bite my throat out, then you tell me to fuck off, and now you're trying to flirt with me!" Alfred realizes he's getting creeped on by somebody who claims to be a vampire, but he knows better; the guy is actually a cannibal! Dun, dun, DUN! Or...maybe not. Either way, he kind of has some manners for someone that wants a chomp out of necks. It's the USUK's, baby!
Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2019 - England/Britain, America - Complete