A lonely wife tries to get her husband to relax, and thinks about getting something for her out of it too. Banned from DeviantArt, but now the story of a Country and his wife is back! Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters. They all belong to Himaruya-senpai.

Welcome to my collection of one-shots, specifically about odd and/or crack pairings. Suggest or ask, and I'll write!

There are days when Alfred F. Jones gets a little lonely. On one of those days, he invites over the rest of his family...What happens? In broad strokes, disaster, my friend.

Lovino es el mejor chef de Italia, tras romper con su pareja y enterarse del compromiso de su hermana va junto con esta y su primo a Alemania para ayudarle con los preparativos, allí es donde conoce a alguien que dará vuelta su mundo dándole a conocer lo que es el verdadero amor, y de paso hacerlo sufrir un poco. pareja principal PRUMANO

They were only children when they met, a foreign girl staying with his family in France. It was a month-long friendship that turned into years of letters, little gifts exchanged. So his decision to come to America should make her happy, right? Not when she worries about recognizing him! Human! France story. France and other such characters belong to Himaruya.

Oppressed free spirits doomed to a life worse than death, that's what the two and their family are - but they know it, and they revel in it. And it's their time to keep the circle going, to do their bit at fighting for the freedom they want to have. Dystopian. Slight US/fem!UK.

In honor of Pi day, or Pie Day, and all things coming around full circle. USUK oneshot crackfic. Alfred loves the Tea Time cafe, even though the coffee is bad and the food is even worse.

Una pelea, un poco de alcohol, y un toque de estupidez. Sólo fue entonces cuando Lovino al ver la cara de Antonio, se dio cuenta de que había dejado su destino en manos de tres idiotas.-¿qué quieres que haga?- suspiró- Es sencillo, ustedes ahora nos pertenecen. Algunos accidentes son buenos ¿verdad?

Estudios científicos han predecido que Venecia, la ciudad italiana de hermosos canales; probablemente desaparecerá al final de este siglo debido al nivel del agua. "-No te atrevas a despedirte." "-No pensaba hacerlo." Ni Hetalia ni sus personajes me pertenecen qwq

When some idiot schedules a World Meeting for March 14, 2016, the other countries don't know why the Commonwealth isn't there; indeed, they don't even realize that it's the Commonwealth that's missing, or what day it is! Just a short one-shot in honour of Commonwealth Day!

L'Angleterre gronde, rester ou partir, tel sera leur choix. Des répercussions dans les deux cas dont les relations entre nations n'y couperont pas. (Brexit- Romance ? Rivalité ? Balèze irlandais?)

Arthur Kirkland is angry at his inconsiderate boyfriend Alfred F. Jones. But when this anger causes lots of... magical... problems, will Arthur be able to fix it? (UsUk)

Anya has had dreams of her loved one, Madeline dieing without knowing how she actually died. The dreams are slowly becoming more realistic, and it's deliciously taunting for the one behind this. (Highschool AU, girl x girl)

Un encuentro que inicia como una casualidad irritable; ¿Podría desatar los sentimientos pasionales y romanticos de Noruega? ¿Es acaso que una nación gélida como él, puede sentir amor?

There's something about the way Francis dotes on him that puts Francois on so many edges, and as someone who tries to stay away from attachments, he's afraid of falling over. He doesn't want to get hurt, but Francis isn't the hurting kind. Maybe it wouldn't hurt to love him, but not now, not yet. 1p x 2p France. Infatuation universe.

Alfred, a pop star and son of a major CEO, has Ivan his bodyguard tend to his bodily needs. Magical Strike!AU.

Alfred and Ivan met as strangers in a club and have drunk casual sex.

After interviewing all the clubs for the school paper Germany stops back in to watch the swim team meet. The interview didn't go as planned.

No importa la distancia ni los obstáculos el sería siempre un héroe para ella( hetero KimchiBurger para el foro yo amo hetalia y tu)

No había nada que los ojos y la sonrisa de Italia no pudieran causar en su esposo, sí, esposo. Maldición, Ludwig aún no se acostumbraba a la palabra.*Gerita*

Alfred F Jones and Ivan Braginski are partners within the police force. But when a case becomes personal they will go above and beyond the law to make sure that the perpetrators go behind bars and the victims get reunited with their families. Human AU! Cross posted on Wattpad and AO3 by the coauthors.

Al and Ivan go get some quality time alone, away from his Dad's over-protective behaviour... and then Alfred fucks up. RusAme, NSFW, written for a challenge in my writer group.

The name is Kirkland. Arthur Kirkland, and I work with my brothers. We solve murders, kidnappings, suicides, anything most people can't handle. Human AU. M for torture.

Alfred finally gets his dream job: at McDonalds. But soon he realizes it's not as great as he thinks… He should've just listened to his brother. Human!AU

Alfred has an unhealthy obsession with his English teacher, Mr Kirkland. The only way he can release his inner feelings is by typing up his erotic fantasies. Little did he know that one click on the 'send' button can change everything-Inspired by a stupid thing that happened with my friend ;)