What does the title say? This was initially going to be an April Fool's prank on another fic, but now I have posted it here for your enjoyment. What happens when two crazy people decide to torture the Zelda characters? Hilarity, of course!

A mini prequel to The Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap. It's a flash back of why and when Vaati took the Minish Cap from Ezlo.

Zefara falls inlove with her childhood friend Link. Link likes Lia and Lia like him but will everything be the same when Twilight hit and Zefara goes out of her way just for him to be happy even if she gets hurt saving Hyrule.

When Sasha is pulled to a devasted Hyrule and is asked to help the hero, she has no other choice but to accept. Between deadly fights and new discoveries she meets a strange red eyed boy. Her adventure had begun...

After the battle with the evil Ganondorf and the shattering of the one link to the Twilight realm, things are starting to go back to normal. But with the new found quiet life, things just seem too off.

Link has always had a crush on tetra, he's just been waiting for the right moment to make his move... This is a short little Link Tetra oneshot thing. I don't know if it's any good though. That's why you people need to review and tell me! XD

Link obtains a family heirloom; a sacred vile filled with the tears of the three godesses. What will he do with them?

A cute little one-shot with a behind the scenes look at how some of the kids react when Link runs off to save Talo from the clutches of an EVIL MONKEY. Watch as they try to convince themselves that he will return. Written in first person as one of them.

My very first zeldaxlink one-shot! I hope you like it! NO FLAMES! thank you! .

A storm brews just as Link sets out on a new quest... to spend some time with Malon. Freezing cold sleet allows for some leniency on drinking...

The world has been in balance for years, ever since the dread power of magic was locked away. But what happens if someone breaks that balance...? Rated T for much death and dark humor in the second half of story. DISCONTINUED.

50 Theme's on LinebeckxLink Linebeck x Link Linebeck/Link LxL L/L. This is Shounen-ai; which means it's boyxboy. Don't like you don't have to read. But please do anyway. Okay's I'm terrible at summeries!

He had to make her a promise. He would be leaving soon. Young Link and Saria; Friendship

Twilight on Crack just wasn't enough... Join Link on his new wacky adventure with his annoying faerie comanion and magical, musical citrus fruit giving him the ability to change time itself... This is Ocarina of Lime.

This story actually takes place some time after all the Zelda games, with the great flood and the events of Twilight Princess being things of history. It details the life of a Hylian prince, an OC, and his quest for the triforce. Expect familiar faces.

A short story that features the ever unpopular Link/Ruto pairing. When LoZ fans across the globe find that this is the true pairing, they don't take too kindly to it.

…………Sweet, Nayru, when will this pain cease? Why do you all torture me, leaving to replay the last three years over and over again? What did I do to you? What did she do to deserve her fate?………nothing……it’s all my fault……" Rated T just in case.

Based on OoT. About the Gerudos. Questions like "why is there only one male Gerudo born every century? How did Nabooru come to hate Ganondorf so much? How did Ganondorf first start becoming evil?" are answered in this romantic drama with humor too!

Set after TP. Midna is back to her realm, but regret having destroyed the mirror. However, when a new chance to open a path to the Light World presents, the princess got divided between her duties as the ruler of Twili and her own happiness. MidnaxLink

Vaati, Dark Link, and Link discover the Internet!

Every night he would turn into a wolf, only to turn back into a man at dawn. But when nights get colder as winter approches. She allows his wolf self into her bed.

A story assuming what may have happened after Zelda sent Link back in time OoT to relive his childhood. What if he lost all of his memories of his adventure? What if everyone involved remembers except him? Did Link want this? Or did Zelda want it? On HIATUS.

El bosque está lleno de misterios y secretos... ¿Qué pasa con los niños que se pierden en el bosque? Pues ese es uno de ellos... La vida de SkullKid dentro del bosque desde OoT hasta TP.

The Hero of Time and Heroine of Hyrule has been Canceled, a new story is rising in it's place. If you liked this story, keep an eye out for a new Link and Malon story entitled "Passing Ages, Changing Seasons"

A parody of Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss.