zelda crap...and i mean crap.......?

er...suck at genres...anyway. more strange zelda poetry...i'm weird like that. not like anyone reads this crap.

erg...i never write FF anymore...but this was an original poem inspired from LoZ, that we'll pretend is FF. it's mentally disturbing. but pretty. ^^ i wanted to put it here...enjoy.

*Once again, the world is faced by a evil and a young boy must accept his fate as the Hero of Time* Ch. 6 is up!! Finally! I worked so hard on this so enjoy it!!

Mr. Crash is back! This is a parody I wrote a while ago. A parody of Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre's "Ain't Nothin' But A G Thang". Rauru and I rap about the Zelda section and food. ENJOY!

Sequel to legend of Sam'kemesa. Ganon has become the sole avatar of the Triforce, but only rules the Dark world. He has not given up on his promise of revenge. *chapter 2*

2365 years after the last defeat of Ganon, Hyrule has become a prosperous land that has advanced greatly both economically and technologically. Now a normal 16 year-old boy named Link must now unravel the truth behnd a Gerudo rebellion and discover his de

Malon goes to deliver some milk and her journies bring her to the grave yard. There she finds something she doesn't expect! Malon/?????

Link, a 12-year-old island boy, must go on an amazing adventure to save his kidnapped sister, Aryll, and save the world of the Great Sea. Will he have the courage save the world and follow in the footsteps of the legendary Hero of Time? [PG for violence]

Link and Ganandorf battle, no story, no plot, nothing to do with any other Zelda games just a random fight

Malon's life is just getting worse and worse.She's confused,but Link's return makes things even more muddled.Should she love him for saving her,or hate him for ignoring her for seven years?When she starts a new quest, she has to answer these questions.

Link and Malon's son Rian was put in an orphanage after their deaths. Never knowing his parents he leaves the orphanage to search for his parent's past.

Has Link gone wild? This could be Hyrule's first 'pimpin' guy since... Who knows! R&R!! Mwahahhahah!

Basically my story of families reunited and the hidden powers people keep as secrets

The story of the king of evil.

Funny fic about Zelda, Ganondorf, and Link competing on Jeopardy. Real funny! PG13 for swearing.

Chapter four involves a fire at Kokiri Forest. Malon goes to help but can she? Read on to find out more!

After MM, Link is considering what life he has left. He's waiting for fate to step in, and when it doesn't, he chooses his own end. Angst, drama. Drama, angst. Very disturbed. (AN: Not to be continued. -_-;)

Links thoughts as the moon comes crashing down in MM

Finally Completed as anime animal's birthday draws to an end! The story turns full circle as Hyrule once again indulges in its favourite winter festivity- The Hyrule Tournament. Traditional taster of the Endeffera sequel, Blood of the Hero, included!

Classic Hero of Time with a not so classic brain meets Hyrule.

well, yes everyone becomes a shrub, but link (has already been one) so hes fine with it!

*COMPLETE* Chapter 14 is up!! A group of friends get sucked into LoZ: OoT. Not the usual self-insertion fic. In Chapter 14, the group battles Ganon! Please R/R.

[Ocarina of Time] Link rediscovers that things aren't always as they appear, and maybe he's not wrong to hope. Sheik x Link slash

War has come to Hyrule, and it is up to Sheik to stop it. (I have created my own version of Sheik, he is NOT Zelda) Eventually romance.