Hello. I decided to make fun of horror movies and corny one with Zelda characters. BEWARE OF INSANENESS. It's not the best, but it's good for a laugh or two. x.x;

Bwahahaha! That's right, guess who's back? Somebody actually liked the song I did before...so here's another one. Give it a TRUTHFUL review please...thanx. x.x;

This is a parody of Don McLean's American Pie, changed for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time...Um...Yeah. Well, read it and tell me what you think. PS, THANKS LINZ.

Link returns to the mystical Koholint Island after eight years to be reunited with the fair Marin, whom he has thought of ever since his departure. This is the story of their love, and how Link rescues her from the hand of evil.

Link lost his memory. Will he remeber his past? Will he recover from his amnesia? Can his new love be forgotten? Will he be able to keep the peace in Hyrule like always? You'll discover all this if YOU READ MY FIC!!! PLEASE READ IT!!!

Woo! Shounenai! [Ralph x Link] Based on Oracle of the Ages. Minor angst in the third chapter: blink and you'll miss it. The rest is mostly fluff.

BAH! I was really hyper today cuz my parents just ordered me a sweet potato ocarina from www.songbirdocarinas.com And Man! I jdecided to punch in lyrics to the Clocktown theme. So yeah...Enjoy! I know it's bad...>.

Based on all of the Zelda Games. This story follows the Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask about as good as Lord of the Rings followed the book. Very exciting.

Link finds himself in a forest trotting with Epona, when colliding with Skull Kid, who puts a curse on Link and stealing some of his possesions! (based on the game The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask for the Nintendo 64) Please R/R! ^_^

This is a crappy old monument of my early attempt at this story. This is up for my own contrast purposes. See the new one in my profile.

This has nothing to do with the story, but, YOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO THE POWER OF CHRIST

The Ocarina of Time: Only with a whole new twist! Now Link and Navi are joined in their adventures by the mischievous and ever complaining Kage and his sassy sprite Mizuu. Together, these two will destroy the evil Ganondorf has released and save Hyrule!

Zelda has gone...well..evil! And persuades Link into doing her a favour. Please R/R

I have perverted yet another childrens song. I was partially dehydrated when I thought of this so please bear with me. As always R&R.

This is my first fic about me and my friend Ion Diety get sucked into Zelda. Go easy on me.Chap. 2 is up.

Oh boy...a bunch of people in love...or not? I was really bored but I think this will turn out good

Link finds himself in the desert on a quest for Princess Zelda.

Only hours after Ganon's defeat, he is released from the Sacred Realm. Around the same time, Link rescues a mysterious young girl never seen in Hyrule before this day...coincidence? My first fanfic ever, not yet completedpart 2 coming soon

CHAPTER ONE - A mysterious woman appears and searches for something... Could Link be the one?

7th chappy coming soon!!! Faryn heads to the Water Temple to retrieve the Water Medal where she finds Dark Link...Rated 'R' for language and some content...mostly language

What if Link had a companion, a childhood friend that he eventually fell in love with? How would things change? R&R all

Link sings his own version of "Pretty fly for a white guy" Warning: This fic may seem really stupid.

Gannondorf Dragmire escapes from the sacred realm and Link must find the seven sowrds to finish him off

The return of Ask Zelda.This time it's non interactive but more crazy!

A nine-year-old Ganondorf grows in power and realizes his own ability to kill and harm.