Grog the Cucco Caretaker goes crazy and he sent his Cuccos to do his dirty work for him!(Chap. 2 up!)

Here is a random parody of a great song: Men At Work's "Land Down Under!" Hope you enjoy it, and please r/r!

Chapter 3 is up! Naja, the gerudo goddess is accused of a crime she didn't commit. Or did she? It's probably not PG-13 but I don't want anyone complaining. Please R&R

Link is accused of kidnapping. Can Saria save her friend? --Please r/r

It follows the adventures of Zi, an ex-soldier in the Hyrulian Army. Please r/r.

Link returns to Hyrule after seven years to tell Zelda something he's been keeping bottled up for ages. Takes place seven years after Link left Hyrule.

This is a story about Rose, a Gerudo who doesn't fit in. Don't get me wrong, she is fine, but she longs for more in her life than what she has. She is trapped in a Gerudo's life. Will she make it out? BLOOPERS!! BLOOPERS!

My first fanfic. Took me 'bout 4 months to upload one.

A Hylian verson of the Coen Bros. hilarious movie, "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

Link goes to New York.

The tale of the near extermination of the Sheikah, at the hands of their own. Beginning before The Ocarina of Time and continuing after The Adventure of Link, a new darkness awaits..... (Beginning of Chapter 3 now up.)

What do our favorite Zelda characters keep hidden from the rest of the world? Read this and you'll find out. Rated PG-13 for a few mild curses.

Link leaves Termina after Majora's Mask, but he doesn't leave trouble behind him.

A parody of a song (betcha can't guess the song!). It's a bit of Link's songs told in song form.

Just a little thing I pick up. Enjoy!! R/R!

The story of a Zora named Cerulean. This is a REALLY old story. Old like when Zelda 64 first came out old, and thats pretty old!

A poem about the last moments leading up to Link's showdown with Majora on top of the Clock Tower

Man, and DED thinks _he's_ doing obscure parodies...Alright, this is, obviously a parody, folks. It's a parody of the song "The Seven Seas Of Rhye", by Queen. By the bye, if I get _one_ review for this, I will be STUNNED. Stunned. Well, if anyone _does_ r

*sigh* Yes, this IS another 'Link and Zelda come to modern times' fic!

This is my first fic! So, please, be nice! Please? | UPDATE! | Tenth chapter up!

Um..just read it. You guys know the message boards aren't up, so there's no way for me to speak my mind. So, read if you're bored or something. If you don't feel like reading, then, uh, oh well!

Have you ever heard the poem that Miyamoto SUPPOSEDLY said? Most likely. It's posted on, like, EVERY Zelda website ('cept mine). Well, this'll tell you what that poem means....You'll be shocked!

What if Hyrule had a theme park?

HAHA! Thought I was dead, did ya? Well, I LIIIIVE!!! Okay. One day, I was looking at the dictionary, and I came across the word "faded". TA-DA! NEW IDEAS FOR POEMS!! Please enjoy! (Feedback is appreciated)

What happens when Pokemon and Zelda collides? You have The Legends of Zelda Battle Zone! Each week (if I feel like it) me and some other guest will comentate on a match between two Zelda characters, and you, the readers, votes who wins! It's done in HTML,