Its not meant to be funny but it may suck so much that it is funny. Anyway I just thought it up while sitting on the couch so R&R plz no flames I don't need to know I suck!

I listed this under humour since there isn't a catagory for "weird." All I can say about this is, "Oh God, help us all!!!!"

Crossover of Scream and Zelda mixed with my odd sense of humor. Screenplay format. R/R please! and read the bottom of the story about why you shouldn't yell at me >_

A little horror fic I felt like writing.

[. . .insert hilarious and perfect summary that really makes you wanna read this fanfic and review it, too. . .]

Link on himself, Saria, and time. Somewhat angsty.

Link. . .poor Link. And did you ever realize how strange it is that Marin, Malon and Zelda look semi-a like? Hmmm..what happens if they all loved Link, and didn't know about each other. I can only dream. :o)

Kain, a traitor Sheikah, uses his inhuman abilities in an attempt to break Ganondorf from the sacred realm. Two ranch workers get more than they expect when they set foot in Hyrule in search of work. Unfinished. r/r appreciated! :) Chapter 2 reworked!

This is one of my 1st story type fics. Link continues his search for Navi... please R&R!

A Ganondorf songfic...about how he shouldn't make promises, shouldn't think he's gonna be SO powerful and whatnot...PLEASE REVIEW!!!!

ANOTHER POEM FROM MEEEEEEE! The first one is "Vegeta's Small Thoughts" This is when Link's 17, before he gets Epona

ganondorf sets out for revenge against link

one of my old stories

My First(and ONLY) fic about Link/Saria.... well sort've. Note the 'R' Rating.... please?

SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT!! I almost forgot to chapter this story. Good thing someone reminded me bofore it got deleted. Link is granted one wish...... so is everyone else in Hyrule.

Dan Rather from 48 Hours interviews various Zelda characters!

What happens when Malon and Ruto enter a singing contest singing a duet? They sing the boy is mine and have a complete fight over Link. But what happens when Link talks to them after? PLEASE R/R!!!

This is yet another songfic from me...it is a song fic about the skull kid. PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!! EVEN TO FLAME!!!!!

Mu The Mucca has become obsessed with songfics. This is yet another one by her...it is about how Tatl feels after the Skull Kid leaves her....PLEASE R/R!!!!

My First Zelda Fic. I hope I get a lot of reviews. I think this story is sad. Please R+R.

My first fic. About the origon of the fierce deity's mask. I'm gonna redo it soon, because I need to put more backround in.

Link is back from the warped would of Termina with only a few vivid memories and the Fierce Deity's mask. The evil is gone...or is it? R&R PLEASE! This is my 1st fanfic so don't flame me!

This is another songfic...It's a Kafei/Anju one and it's using the song "Carry On Dancing" by Savage Garden. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!!!! Thanks!!!

Who was Malon\'s mother, and what happened to her?

A new story from Malon's POV about an Arising Darkness in Hyrule...***CHAPTER FOUR NOW UP!!! Malon decides she can be the HEROINE of Time if she wants, and goes on a mission...***