A Hetalia version of "A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Forum." You'll get laughs, cross-dressing, Prussia, desperate lovers, chase scenes, and the reason you should never argue about ninjas vs. pirates. No high-brow deep tragedy, just some good fun. Rated M for language because Prussia.

The last letter Arthur wrote for Alfred.

Running through alleyways, crossing busy streets, not minding that you might get hit by a passing bus, eyes never leaving the floating object up the sky; catching a stray kite is certainly not easy. You have the risk. And you have to wait. AU.

After a lovely dinner, Ivan pops the question. Short story.

This is a collection of the drabbles I have written. This means you should be prepared for various topics and relationships in different stages and sometimes plain ridiculousness. Just pay attention to every chapters summary.

As the title suggests an inconsistent update of short drabbles for a 30 day challenge. All RoChu with a wide spectrum of genre and rating.

...and other poems, that China has written, that mean more to him than meets the eye..

You are a slave in 2p!Austria's house, and really, it's not that bad! But when your sold to 1p!Prussia, well... ksesesesesesesese, the awesome Prussia tries to invade your vital regions... go 2p!Austria go!

'Sex. Not making love. Pure, cooked down on a spoon, sex.' No emotions or names. That's what she wanted. That's not what she got. 2p!AmericaX1p!Belarus Human Heroin addicts. AmeBela. Loosely based on the song 'The Twist' by Metric. Rated M for sex, graphic drug use, and language. Not much smut at all.

Alfred comes home from a hard day's work to a rather cheerful Ivan who just finished preparing dinner. Maybe that's just what Al needs. [fluff - Rusame] **UPDATED 10/6/17**

America is being picked on by the nations, and when Matthew tries to help, he ends up hurting the one he loves even more. Will he be able to cure America's sadness, or will America reject his apology? One-shot. AmeCan.

Arthur Kirkland and Francis Bonnefoy have been in a relationship for five years now, but something is still missing in their lives. One day, after baby-sitting his sister's adopted children, Alfred and Matthew, Arthur is suddenly struck by what they're missing: a child. And so, after checking out what felt like hundreds of orphanages, Arthur and Francis find themselves in Russia...

Kiku's speech impediment is getting to Alfred, so he decides to take advantage of that fact. One-shot, with potential of more, depending on the demand. (Ameripan, with a slight Asakiku near the end.)

2p!America finds the teen(OC not really important sot of) he was looking for, and decides to have a little "fun" with him. Contains violence and later on 2p!England's famous cupcakes.

[DISCONTINUED]A random series of drabbles that make Mexico mad at Romano. And vica-versa. Sorry to SheaEmpire that she is the fiery Italian who happens to be the victim in all these stories. But thanks to her for being mg inspiration at the same time. Rated T for language. No pairings.

Because I thought that I'm okay, But tears were threatening to fall. We are just two normal human that had fallen in love. Oh I'm not okay.

A good amount of time into the future Nations get involved in what would be a war of massive destruction, and when an unknown force starts changing people hell will break loose and humanity's only hope will be the one person who can't change but can change others /rated/ Angst and suspense are included (human AU, future AU)

Amerika starts dancing for a certain Russian and things get heated up!

Italy is an idiot. Japan is an introvert. Germany is a man in love. An odd group.

Okay, so first GermanyXReader... I hope you all like it! Also, I was thinking about doing some Harry Potter fanfics- not sure about XReaders though- but please give me your thoughts and opinions! :) Also, requests are cool too!

Feliciano Vargas has always dreamed of being a star-maker like his grandfather. The new family on the floor below his may be his chance. GerIta. Contains off-screen character death and on-screen nyotalia; K plus for aforementioned character death and very mild violence. De-anon from the meme.

You know what my Mommy does to people she doesn't like? She kills them.

The past is no longer a mystery so welcome to Horrible Histories with Hetalia. *I own nothing and if you know any facts I can use say it in the comment section.*

Gilbert is just an average guy in school,until he started to talk to Alistair Kirkland, one of the most mysterious guys in the whole school. (rated: M for yaoi through out the story)

AU. Cuando las palabras son demasiado dolorosas o complicadas para decirlas en voz alta... ¿no es acaso lo mejor escribirlas? Escribirlas en una carta, esperando que la otra persona las entienda... y no se enfade por la sinceridad que pueda leer en ellas. ArthurxJeanne unilateral.