Alfred wakes up to find himself in someone's house, a Finnish flag thong on a Christmas tree and a tied-up naked hamster Arthur in the bathroom.

Alfred and Arthur were stuck in a forest and the Brit hated it... until Alfred pulled out the chainsaw. Now, Arthur doesn't think it's bad after all.

Lachlan was killing himself with worry for his brother, Arthur. But Arthur was just having a nice dinner out. The specialty for the night, Alfred F. Jones.

It was Arthur's birthday but he had a meeting to attend. Alfred doesn't like it and made sure Arthur didn't get any sleep but that's not all he did, he had to mess with the cellular, too.

Roderich and Elizabeta were getting married and they've both agreed to have the awesome Gilbert Beilschmidt as the best man. FRYING PANGLE

It wasn't Arthur's day, it really wasn't. He was trotting around with the Stars and Stripes on his pants but he really wasn't complaining. It actually felt... good.

Alfred decided that it's time for Arthur to get an e-mail address. He just didn't know what a real pain in the ass it was going to be.

While in a meeting with his bosses, Arthur Kirkland can't help but reach for that contraption vibrating in his jeans.

Russia isn't insane,at least not to him.

Estonia knows that he can't afford to be insane.But maybe,just maybe he can after all.

Rated for Scotland's mouth, which is absolutely filthy. Full summary inside but inspired by the news thats been non-stop about the sectarian violence between some Glasgow Rangers and Celtic fans. If you want translation notes, please feel free to ask.

I need your OCs to make a talk show! so fill in the form about ur oc and i will ask you some questions then add your oc in my talk show story!

May 17, just another Tuesday. Of course it's not just another day.. IT'S THE DAY THAT NORGE WAS BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD! Of course Norway knew that... He just didn't want to admit it... ; w ; I suck at summaries. Den x Nor 8D

Title says it all, so come in and have a laugh. It's less crackish than most fanfic memes tend to be because sometimes, all crack pairings need is a logical explanation.

Sometimes it's always nice to complain about your lover. Multiple pairings.

Hungary pidah ke asrama cowo!kok bisa!check it! warning hasil lamunan amatiran!

A bounce house has appeared in Austria's garden. Prussia is the culprit. Austria is not amused.

From America to England. This poem is my unsuccessful cure to insomnia...

A spray of blood, and Russia is left holding the broken body of a loved one once more. RussiaxAmerica, rated T for blood and yaoi.

Matthew only wants to be remembered.

And this is why I should never use a random fanfiction generator...oh well. Warning: MAJOR CRACK

This is my first CRACK and well i think it's pretty good granted its technically a songfic too but we won't talk about that. It's Karoke night and Russia and America are singing a song about friends and their differences. This might need to be M but...nah

A short visit to Austria's house becomes a full blown vodka party when Russia joins the fun. Originally a roleplay by me and my pwnsome friends.

Lovi hid but it was no use. Toni found him and he quickly regretted ever hiding. "I love you...you're mine forever now..." He whispered...*Rated T for blood and gore*

"Soy un héroe, y como tal, mi deber es protegerlos".- dijo Alfred, sonriendo cariñosamente a las dos personas que amaba tanto. Si era necesario, daría su vida por verlos felices… y aunque ellos los amara tanto, ¿Por qué ese chico cambio su vida?