This is a story made up of random Hetalia oneshots. Who knows what will appear

There are maple leaves, on my snow. They're red like cherries, like a poppy, like a rose. Red, red, red. Can you see them? Can you see me? Short poem from Matthew's POV.

Matthew is in love with an albino named Gilbert but doesn't know how to talk to him. Then his conscience pops up on his shoulder, make that two. His shoulder consciences try to help Matthew get Gilbert. Will it work?

Romano, his brothers, and their father have just moved to America from, you guess it, Italy, after his parents divorce. There he meets a very handsome, very creepy, neighbor boy named Antonio. SpainxRomano, GerIta, PruCan, SealandxSeborga, UsxUk and more

In which Iceland has an Asian fetish, Norway is confused, and China is not amused.

After staying out a little late, China is forced to look for Korea in a lolita dress, but ends up giving Netherlands the wrong idea and is taken home with Mr. Netherlands. Yaoi.

America and Russia spend the Cold War bombing themselves, over and over again, but never each other. France and England want nuclear weapons too, but they don't want to test on themselves, no, never that. Nuclear testing through the ages.

Everything was going great for America. He had a great boss, a popular reform movement, and a happy population. What will happen when he meets his fellow Nationperson, Cherokee Nation, just weeks after the Indian Removal Act goes into effect? AmericaXOC

While attempting to spy on the young nation, Ivan finds Alfred hanging out at a very strange building in New York City. Set in the late 60s in The Factory, Andy Warhol's infamous studio. Sex, dubcon, drug use/abuse.

Un chiste fome... XD... **Bueno tomando en cuenta que hay personas sensibles que se toman un simple chiste en serio les pondré que este escrito no representa necesariamente el actuar de la totalidad de los chilenos en el país. Puede que "algunos" crean que dejo a mi propio país de ladrón, entonces les diré que hay varias versiones de este chiste con diferentes países.

Someone's taken Iceland's licorice and he comes in with a temper that puts a volcano to shame. This can't go well for the other Nordics, especially poor Finland's rug.

Cada uno está con su lado. Trocar. *¿ArgentinaxChile?*

Finally allowed to attend the very first battle of his life, young Germany is in for an experience not at all matching the glorious picture of war he's had in mind. /Historical fic, de-anon from the kink meme.

For lack of a better title. AU. The peaceful town of Highland Park, Minnesota, is turned upside down when one of their own, a 5-year-old boy, is snatched in broad daylight from the park! Will the police find him in time, or will the child be gone forever?

Porque Alfred es un niño de un cuerpo de un hombre. Claro está, sus características son cercanas al síndrome. Y Arthur cree que podría ser Wendy... *USAxUK*

When Matthew finally moves away from home, everything is new: new house, new city, new neighbors, new house mate...hold on a second, what?

*GerIta, SpaRo, mentioned others* the Italian brothers get pregnant at the same time... the world might not be ready for that.

-Puede que sea un bastardo…- dijo, repartiendo suaves besos por ese cuello de cisne – pero soy tú bastardo… ScotlandxFemUk leve mencion USA...

America was about to relax on his day off when he happen to hear something.

Era normal esa reacción. No todos los días se cambian padres de un segundo a otro solo por un capricho. ―Ella me odia. *USAxUK; Islas Vírgenes*

Italy at times has odd dreams, but the oddest one he has so far was of Germany being a girl. He wakes up and checks to make sure Germany is still a guy. Italy ignores the fact it annoys, disturbs, and upsets Germany along with making him feel insulted.

Spurred by a random act of kindness, Canada can't help but question everything he's been told about the troubled nation known as Russia.

Kiku has a Babisectomy. My version of Mpreg. Oneshot. -AsaKiku/EnglandxJapan- Warning: Mpreg, Lemon.

A lesson about the make and history of a pair of Japanese boots should not be so arousing, but Greece likes anything to do with Japan, especially when it involves a half-naked Japan. Greece/Japan aka Giripan.

England's prank goes horribly wrong and America serves a subpoena for pirating copyrighted material. England, America, cameos by Sweden and Estonia