SPAM the Society for the Prevention of Appalling Mary Sues. Join the newly abducted leader of SPAM in a whirlwind adventure through the works of tv, film and literature, all with our fabby LOTR characters! Razzle Dazzle 'em and you've got a romance!

Haunted by her husband’s death and visions of Aragorn’s future, Gilraen seeks Elrond’s aid. Second place winner in Teitho's March contest.

Legolas refuses to believe Aragorn is dead. Drabble.

The fellowship picks up a frightened and bewildered stranger in Hollin...

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This is my own take on how Legolas and Gimli became friends. Originally a poem I wrote for English class. I hope you like it! PLEASE REVIEW!

Ficlet for OAA Prompt 'Direction'. Characters not on list, so I've chosen the closest.

Why did Eowyn really say what she did at the end of The Steward and the King? (COMPLETE)

This is my english version of my story el carpintero Thousands of years after the war of the ring, the last two elves that still linger on this side of the sea get involved in an event that took place 2000 years ago in a corner of the Roman Empire

Well i think the title says it all really. Very pompous account from the hobbit's mouth about the start of Frodo's journey.

Faramir tried to gain his father's love, because his sister had wanted it.

She paced up and down, back and forth, hour after hour. She never slept, never ate, but no one stopped her from falling apart. Inspired by Lisa Loeb's song She's Falling Apart.

with elements from the silmarillion, the fellowship gets the unexpected help from two elves that everyone thought were dead since the first age Luthien Tinuviel and Finduilas of Nargothrond

Frodo receives a spam mail. What will he do with it? AU. Written for fun, Read for fun, review for fun! Enjoy!

REVAMPED!Join Maria and friends as they struggle to keep their sanity as the loveable, and some unloveable, characters make their lives a living hell. Marry and Pippin are pervs, Arwen has started a silent war with Akiera, gollum drives everyone insane...

GASP! CHAPTER 29! Sweet merciful Jebebus! We updated! A hopeful result of getting hit by a large moving vehicle...read on to find out! Some naughty words utilized. And definitely naughty thoughts written down in a manner which is rather...

Estel is asking a rather disconcerting question, and none of his male family members seem to be able to answer it.

A Christmas drabble challenge.

SLASH LegolasEomer. Series of ficlets in which Eomer overcomes his fears... or not.

Eowyn is scared of the dark. Set just after their parents' deaths, so Eowyn is 7 and Eomer is 11.

When an old friend and a new enemy resurfaces, Aragorn uncovers more of the marchwarden's evasive past than is wise. Trying to protect him and his own secrets at all costs, Haldir will end up risking more than his safety for the young ranger.

What would happen if the gang showed up here? Yes, it's been done, but this isn't a romance it just for fun.

What would have happened if Elrond was late for his own council? Something disastrous, no doubt. Nominated for 2007 MC Awards.

Postwar. At the hands of their little brother, Elladan and Elrohir learn that revenge is very, very sweet. Between K and T for thematic elements. It's pretty mild, though. Nominated for the 2007 MC Awards.

There were two Hobbitesses who saw Frodo Baggins as their son. This is the story of the second mother. Now complete.