Co-written with shibumillo. Two girls get casted for Lord of the Rings and get to travel to 'fake middle earth.' Lots of laughs, lots of havoc reeked, and lots of 'surprises'. Will they be kept for the whole trilogy or get booted off before the end?

Faramir's story from his first dream of Isildur's Bane forward. PG and Angst rating mostly for later chapters.

PLEASE R&R i dont no what you'll think of it. first chap is about what the ring has done to the hobbits. it's affected them ptritty strangely. its funni....i hope. dont flame me. tell me what you want in further chapters, if u want more

Set after RotK, Merry reflects on how much Pippin’s friendship has meant to him during a rather eventful afternoon. * NO SLASH *

Itlanor's destroyed.A young outcast+her ppl+elves unite to fight nu enemy.Ch2 up!Gimli's here, no MS!:)

Short, fluffy one shot ficlet. After Gandalf's fall, Frodo is lulled to a serene place in the Golden Wood. Unexpectedly, he finds that hope still lives in the heart of one gardener

The night before the Fellowship leaves Rivendell, Frodo speaks to Gandalf of what worries him.

*SEQUEL TO 'THE TRUTH ABOUT SANTA'S ELVES'* Let's save the hobbits!

This is basically a western-cowboy-yeehaw version of the books. Scenes are kinda scattered around and don't make much sense, but it's all for fun! Enjoy! *Chapter 5 FINALLY UP!*

The title is rather self explanatory. Includes Planes of Existence, egocentric elven women, fishponds, a single bad pun, and the punishment for that bad pun. Not meant to be great writing, just meant to entertain.

Do you hate math? Do you know why it's so confusing, complicated, and hideous? Here is an explanation.

The Raamalie, or winged people of middle earth, have always been skilled at remaining elusive. But one young girl desires to explore. R+R. Not MS

A poem about Frodo and Sam NOT SLASH!!!!!

*COMPLETE!* Ok, you asked for it and here we give it to you. It's the sequel to How Two Girls Wreak Havoc on Middle-Earth. Vanessa and Christy are back! *Grins evily* It's just as funny as the first so read it!

Eowyns tanker.........

Gandalf is having a bad day, and Aragorn has just made it worse. My hysteria over lack of proofreading of lots of fan fictions.

What would happen to Legolas if he ate a shroom? And it were magical? And turned him into a kid? And he was a real problem child? And Estel had wedding phobia?

FiNiShEd!!!!! What if Aragorn and Arwen had met 13 years earlier, when Aragorn was 7 and Arwen a mere 2697! SEQUAL POSTED: IRONIC THOUGH IT SEEMED.

A new Survivor series has come out, and it has the Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings characters on it! 16 castaways, only one can win. Who will it be? (rated PG for some mild swearing *cough* RON! *cough)

It was written before the war for the ring of power. A dwarf, an elf, an orphan & King. They alone must fight this new evil. Prophecy's don't lie...right?

Bordarigorn is leaving his home near Bree to travel in the wild world. On his travels he meets up with the mysterious elf Devil. He becomes his deciple and follows him to the vales of the Anduin.

Set several years after RotK. After being trapped by heavy rainfalls inside the Golden Hall of Rohan for days, Legolas reacts in a typically elven fashion and Gimli contemplates an old saying of the dwarves.

Why did Grima take the path of the Dark Side??? R/R

Nami is thrown into what could be described as complete insanity when she is in a car crash. Now in a world that isn't supposed to be real, how will she survive? How will she get home?

Ioreth recalls on her deathbed, and others remember how the healer touched their lives. A bit of a reflection on love.