Hey we are twisted! From Courtship with Unicorns to People who die and are not explained for many many chapters to Bizarre Explosions this fic has it all.

Legolas is kidnapped by rabid Legolas lustbunnies, sort of. A crack on rabid teenage female fans. Yea, it's funny, just read it. COWRITTEN WITH GEORGESGIRL.

A Glorfindel story. How much does a twice-born Balrog killer have to put up with, anyway? *Complete*

Escrito con Umi Natsuko. ¿Cómo fue la vida de Éowyn durante la Guerra del Anillo?

Companion piece to "Mine", from Elrond's point of view. Please R & R.

Aragorn and Frodo are jealous of Legolas ...cause he gets all the girls... here follows their evil plan...

M*A*S*H in Middle Earth! The characters of M*A*S*H take over Middle Earth! This is meant to be fun, but not ridiculous. Complete.

This is really two poem-ish things, one version for Middle Earth, one for our world today. The last few lines don't change because I don't think they need to be different. (Old stuff, probably 7th grade. Read at your own risk.

Was geschah nach Gandalfs Sturz in den Minen mit seinem Ring? 1 Personen Crossover mit Babylon 5. Lennier.

In Lothlórien, Legolas and Haldir share their grief over the death of Gandalf. Things go from there *slash*

2 poems. They are about Frodo's goal and the story itself. I find it easiest to write about Frodo probably because I can relate to the feelings of aniexty,etc. Not because I like the actor! hehe Although Mr. Wood was great as Frodo! R+R and enjoy!

I had to do this for a MAJOR english project. I think its alright so I'm going to post it here. It is just as the title says:a Diary of Frodo through the 3rd part of his journey. R+R and enjoy!

Kinda AU - could be set before or after the book - NO SPOILERS! Strange things are afoot in Mirkwood...and what is wrong with Legolas?

Gandalf and Aragorn fight for the Ringbearers' lives after they are rescued from Orodruin

Rosie's heart is breaking as she watches her husband's love for Frodo

Bilbo and Gandalf discuss the Ring and its next Bearer

Camping, the first night out of the Shire, neither Frodo nor Sam can sleep

*CHAP 7 UPDATE* This story is basically another side of the LOTR trilogy (starting midway in book 2 though), seen through the eyes of Cilanthiel Wenilya (or Cyrinel), who is by some twist of fate, a part of the War of the Ring. Please R/R!

What I do when bored.... try to find American (or at least, in English) songs that fit the Fellowship (and others). Beware, some of them I only know by title.

Poetry-ish. Sam is the sweet person that he is and promises to always protect and support Frodo on the last leg of their journey to Mordor.

A glimpse at Faramir's youth, his first meeting with Gandalf, and his relationship with Boromir. Rating for some discussion of sex and mild adult themes. Complete.

Merry's POV concerning his actions during battle.

Companion fic to "Partings." From Galadriel's perspective. Please R/R.

NOT NEW, but the COMPLETED STORY! BEST READ IN ONE GO! after The Trial of Tolkien + sequel of same author WARNING!!!! POLITICALLY INCORRECT STORY!!!Fanfic fans' sensibilities may be offended.

This is a story about a sorceress who falls in love with Frodo. Perhaps a bit MSish but whateva. They discover that they have had a past life together. Boundaried must be crossed before they can be together.