It's about Legolas, Gimli, and an elf. Now I know what your thinking. " Oh god, not another one" Well, this one isn't a huge adventure, and it's not a Mary-sue, and this is a short, one chapter story that will make you laugh. Surprise ending, i guarentee

I get in a poetic mood at around.. 3 am. Here's what happens.

AU. Sauron has regained his One Ring and darkness has come. Is still possible for the morning star to shine and bring a new dawn?

Just a couple of poems I wrote about Gollum, Bilbo and Smaug.

*Completed*

Magic has been lost, and the Five Inauspicious Ages of Man have passed without much event, but as the Tenth Age will show, evil never really dies, and the cords that bind magic cannot hold down the powers of old forever.

Take out one Balrog, add one Great Aunt Bertha, and you have a side-splitting rendition of the sad Moria scene

This is background on the training an Uruk-Hai recieves. a couple people said they liked it and want me to write more, but I've decided to wait until I get 10 reviews for this chapter

A poem about LothLorien, and the elves...

How Pippin, Sam and Frodo REALLY got to Crickhollow. A big parody of that part of the book, though Jamie Oliver may pop up every so often....Please R&R

The Banks Sisters, of Buckland, are well known; one for her beauty, and one for her mischevious nature. Hilarity ensues when they attempt to ensnare two well-known cousins.

Legolas Romance. Read and Review!!!!!

Bit confusing at first. This chapter is the only one not set in Middle Earth. Will make more sense with next post!!!! Read and Review!

The path to redemption is never easy. But can a demon with a shrouded past see through the Darkness into the Light? With the help of the Noldor, an outcast demon may find her way into the West….

This story is about Smeagol's life before the ring and his begings.

The Story of Tanlóm, an elf of Mirkwood, who, along with other elves, defends the Lonely Mountain from Uruk-Hai warriors.

A minor parody, Sauron's journal. Somewhat short. Rated R for a few profanities.

Aragorn and Arwen share a few moments of love, peace, dialogue, and wisdom. Set after the 'Lord of the Rings' in Gondor. *Please read and review*

Just a random story about the Fellowship being in high school. No plot...just a couple of funny lines and not much else :)

Legolas is confronted by a half-sister of whom has a position that makes him slightly uneasy. Aragorn then lightens the Elf with a little news... own character is featured. Unfinished.

Pippin steals the Ring and feels guilty about it.

Set after ‘Return of the King”, the fellowship finds themselves being hunted by Ringwraiths who want to get the Seven Rings, which the fellowship now has, for their master. The ship carrying Frodo and the others wrecks, and they are taken prisoner.

Just some observations that one might have had during FOTR, expecialy about the phrases One Ring to Rule Them All etc.

Frodo gets sick and Pippin comes to the rescue!... or does he? BEWARE! Hobbit Silliness Ahead!

The ring has been destroyed and once again the world of Middle-Earth is safe from the forces of darkness. But with the death of one evil another is born. Not only the world of Middle-Earth but that of Earth are threatened. Is there hope and can one perso