PG for censored swearing. ^-^ Just read the author's note to find out what it be about... has to do with lordoftherings.net.

Nine forgotten or abused characters from the LoTR movie set out on a dangerous mission to ovethrow the Dark Director by destroying the Glasses! Very stupid, very pointless, should be guaranteed to make you laugh at least once! Once I tell you! Edited 3-05

Title pretty much says it all. Follows "Elrond's mistake." You should really read the first two stories in the arc first. Please R/R.

Well, this is my first LOTR fic, and it's a collection of poems i'm beginning. Each one is about a different fellowship member. If it's been done before, i'm sorry for stealing your idea! The first is Boromir's poem, full of angst! R&R!

Its stupid, I know, you don't like it, you can lump it. But hey, don't let that stop ya from reading.

Sarumon gets a craving for radiation cookies, the Shire goes on a diet, and it's up to Frodo to keep everyone clean! Oh yeah, and Martha Stewart bakes a cake. Oh, just read it already!! CHAPTER 4 UP!!!

Pippin has smoked all of Merrys fine weed. What is he to do? Pip it of course!

Luinehothiel, youngest daughter of Elrond, has a secret love for Legolas, Prince of Mirkwood. She's been keeping it inside for hundreds of years...will she finally be able to tell him?

"Never before had any man mounted him, but I took him and I tamed him and so speedily he bore me..." Sounds a little too easy, doesn't it? How did Gandalf really tame Shadowfax? ^_^;

*CHAPTER TWO IS UP* Now it's Legolas's turn to ponder about his feelings about Aragorn ARAGORN/LEGOLAS SLASH KINDA STORY...well there is a little slash in it. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW....

It is a hard road that Aragorn follows. Legolas takes it upon himself to offer what comfort he can. Slash

aka. A Ringwraith meets his match... in more ways than one! *g* Inspired by a Mary-Sueness test posted to a mailing-list I'm on. Scary thought, no? *g* Please R/R.

if anyone has him, send him to Pete for his birthday. reviews are greatly appreciated.

Frodo and Samwise venture into Mordor. Intended to be Frodo/Sam. Chapter One up; more to come.

Legolas falls in love... but can these star-crossed lovers find solace in-between the seasons of Middle Earth?

Not really humor, but I'm too used to putting it there. As the title says, you should read (or at least skim) the story and flame it. You won't like it, I promise. C'mon, all you nice people who don't flame, this is your chance!

Cross between Rivendell and the Camelot Song from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Legolas and Gimli look past their differences and realize dwarves and elves aren't so different after all.

When a princess is born, her kingdom comes into great sadness, and she is sent to Lórien. But when that kingdom's future depends upon her, she'll need the help of the Fellowship to defeat the evil. Rating for later on.

Legolas and OC. A girl finds herself from L.A. to Middle Earth, to make matters wrose, she has forgotten who she is!

A poem from Aragorn's POV about the Fellowship. {See if you can figure out which one is who.}

*Contest info!!!* Pippin and Merry hear from Elanor that Sam is leaving to cross the Sea, and they try to catch up, lest they be left behind again. *snort* There should be a catagory for fluff... This would so be in it...

this is a story about how Sam feels about the quest, and how much he knows Frodo and would follow him anywhere. I wouldn't call it slash, it really isn't. ^_^;

The Hobbits reach Rivendale and Sam finaly has time to think of what he has left behind, namely Rose Cotton. Please R&R I think you'll like it. If anyone feels like Beta reading I'm sure the story needs it...let me know...

OK this is funny...to me LOL. Just read it if u wanna laugh and if u have a good sense of humor...I am not paying the hobbits out, I love them very much. its just a bit of fun. paroday of s club 7 "don't stop moving"