Chapter 1

When I come to the first thing that greets me is a beautiful blue sky and the first sounds I hear are of large waves crashing against a nearby cliff wall.

I subconsciously try to stand but suddenly I feel bile rise out of me, so I quickly turn over and cough up large chunks of purple goop on the ground.

As I'm staring at this disgusting goop on the ground, I see it change colors from purple to black.

This confuses me slightly, but I quickly get over it once I hear screams coming from behind me.

I quickly turn around and come face to face with a wall of trees that seem to be out of a jungle movie.

I stand up on my shaky legs and start moving slightly away from where the screams are originating and coming closer by the second.

Just as I was far enough to consider myself out of the immediate danger zone, I see 2 small figures running towards the place where I woke up.

Not far away from them appears another large man with a huge machete on his shoulder.

This man quickly approaches these two figures and stands in front of them, and they begin to scream at each other, I can somewhat hear them, but I am quite curious as to why a man with a machete is chasing these people, so I get a bit closer to listen into their conversation.

As I walk closer, I start to distinguish their individual traits, and to say I was shocked would be an understatement.

The first that caught my attention was obviously the only one with the weapon, and as I inspect him closer the more shocked I grew.

The things that stand out the most is that this guy was around 3.7 meters tall, which is humongous, as far as I know there has never been a man this huge in recorded history, so I was very surprised to see one out of the blue; but the oddities don't stop there, no they get worse.

What caught my attention the most is his arms; the biceps are as large as my head and you can clearly see this guy works out, yet what really freaked me out was the rest of his arms.

They are extremely elongated and seem to have two joints. It looks like he broke his arm or something, and it looks disgusting at first glance.

I then look towards the other people not far away in order to see who was so goddamn unlucky to cross this abomination's path and anger him.

What greeted me was again a weird picture, two people, one relatively good-looking woman with blue hair and good body proportions, the strangest thing being a face mask that covers literally nothing, and a hat with a big puffball at the end of it.

The other one is a short fat guy with large orange pants being held up by suspenders, with a face that only his mama would love, adorning said face was a red colored nose that looks like a messed-up carrot and most distinctively his weird hair style which looks like its split into two spikes that go upwards.

I feel like I've seen that guy before somewhere but I'm not sure where, so I ignore it for the moment in order to listen to what that guy is saying to them. And the first thing I hear is "FOXY! you cheated!"

Chapter 2

I feel like I've seen that guy before somewhere but I'm not sure where, so I ignore it for the moment in order to listen to what that guy is saying to them. And the first thing I hear is "FOXY! you cheated!"

This Foxy then replies with a waving arm "What are you talking about jack! Do you see any cheaters here? What are you saying to your captain?!"

This jack replies "you goddamn fox what I'm talking about is you cheated at the games! There is no way someone with a measly bounty of 4 million could beat someone as great as me! I have a 25 million bounty after all!"

When the giant says that I hear the blue haired girl whisper-shout at this foxy guy besides her, "psst foxy I told you we should stop doing that, there was bound to eventually be people who would get mad!"

This foxy guy then replies with another whisper-shout "Shush, I know that, now be quiet you're whispering too loud!"

The girl quickly loudly whispers back, "What! No, you are!" This goes back and forth for a bit before the giant takes a step forward and yells "enough! You both are whispering too loud goddamnit! See this is why I would never join a crew full of imbeciles like you guys!"

Once out of their stupor, the foxy guy yells back "What are you saying Jack! Its already done, you are part of my crew and that final, are you going back on your deal? If you do, it will be known that Jack the Machete is a coward that lost the Davy Back Fight and deserves to no longer be a pirate!"

The giant stills for a second before laughing loudly, "HAHAHAHA, well no one will know if I get rid of you guys here once and for all!"

He takes another menacing step forward, and the two smaller figures begin to slightly tremble and back up towards the ledge of the cliff.

The girl then yells, "Hey wait! If you kill us now our crew will tell everyone about what happened, and you will be disowned as a pirate!"

Yet, this statement doesn't seem to affect the giant as he nonchalantly replies, "Eh I also have my crew there, if they try to run away from this island my crew will simply kill them all off!"

As I hear all of these crazy things, I start remembering certain things from my memory, they seem to be scenes from one of my favorite anime: One Piece. Specifically, a filler arc that was so cringy and crappy that I intentionally completely forgot about it until this present scenario reminded me of it.

It was about some scummy low tier pirate that went around causing trouble with the so-called Davy Back fights, where the winner gets to recruit the losers crew, and if they don't want anyone else, they could simply take their pirate flag, and the losing side is honor bound not to use it again; which by the way I found the whole thing completely idiotic and useless, since you know…they are pirates.

Anyways back to the present, as I see this scene in front of me, I start to put all the pieces together.

I woke up on a random cliff on what seems to be an island, with a disgusting aftertaste in my mouth that tasted worse than shit, and then I see a bunch of strange people that seemed to fit characters from the one-piece show a little too much.

And now they are talking about being pirates, their crews and even the specific game, the Davy Back Fight.

All of this leads me to a simple conclusion that made me blank out for a few seconds, IM IN FUCKING ONE PIECE!

Chapter 3

"Holy shit I'm in One Piece…A fictional show…of crazy pirates… and crazy marines…holly shit how the fuck is this real! How can this shit happen? Are all anime real? Am I in a coma or something? Am I currently in the hospital and this is all fake?" I kept asking myself questions about this situation that I find myself in, but guess what, no one fucking answers!

Then I asked "Wait am I in a fucking Isekai? Did I perhaps die or some shit? Hmmm I don't remember dying…to be honest I don't remember too much at all, I don't remember my name or any of my family and friends faces and names…shit its one of these scenarios…where the protagonist remembers everything about life except for the most important and personal shit of their life… not that I am the protagonist right? Hmm even if I am I can't think like that since if I get too cocky, I will just die off like any other schmuck. Even Luffy has been close to dying plenty of times."

As I'm asking myself all of these questions and going through a mini breakdown I get startled back to the present with a loud womanly scream of "noooooo". And when I face the situation that I completely ignored I see a scene that may haunt my dreams for the rest of my life (or not).

It's a foxy getting his right arm chopped off at the shoulder by a large machete due to trying to defend himself from the huge cold weapon with what seems to be a flimsy looking whip that he pulled from his pants; this resulted in bone and blood spraying all over the place, the grass, the dirt, the rocks, it's all stained red; I can even see the bloodied smiling face of that crazy long arms giant.

It appears that while I was lost in thought the world kept moving forward, and this fucked up situation happened.

What follows is as foxy holds onto his bleeding stump with his remaining hand and screaming bloody murder the giant raising up his machete above his head and swiftly and coldly swinging it down in between foxies hair peaks all the way into his skull. Which results in brain matter, bone fragments and blood once again fountaining out of foxy.

When I see this, I freak out and start immediately throwing up, this is the first time that I see something like this, and it is truly disgusting.

I mean one second everyone is fine and alive and the next second all I see is someone's life being snuffed out like a candle in the wind, it's just too much.

This leads me to stumble away in fear but also increases my rate of retching.

And as I was retching all over the ground it seems that the murderer heard my puking sounds because he turns to me and says, "oh would you look at that, we have got ourselves a peeper, well I'm sorry buddy but you can't tell anyone what you saw here, especially about the Davy Back Fight."

He starts walking towards me in large gaits, and he continues: "I would have taken you back with me to forget about all of this and have fun with that bitch over there with me and the boys, but this matter is about our honor as pirates, so no one must know, and that chick back there won't know how to do anything other than being a real bitch real soon, so you gotta go buddy".

As he walks closer to me, I can clearly see the difference in size between a giant and myself, I barely reach his waist for fucks sake! From my perspective his silhouette slowly covers the sky.

I walk backwards trying to get away from this crazy maniac, but I trip on some roots and fall on my ass.

The giant roars in laughter," HAHAHAHA the cliché backwards fall!" and continues moving towards me at a steady nonchalant pace, like he knows he's already won.

Which would likely be the case, if not for the memory that just randomly popped into my mind. I remember that foxy, the guy that's just a bleeding corpse now, having an interesting devil fruit in canon, the Slow-Slow Fruit!

I was wondering why he didn't use it on this long-armed giant, he should be able to easily win that way. Afterall It's a fruit that basically makes any target of said fruit extremely slow for up to 30 seconds! Its basically a cheat for most situations.

And as I'm trying to think of what could have happened a sudden memory comes to me; I distinctly remember the horrible aftertaste in my mouth after I woke up and that disgusting looking purple goop that landed on the grass after I wretched some of it up.

The dots connect together which in the end leads me to believe that I somehow got to eat that fruit before I was conscious!

And definitely before foxy could get to it, to confirm this idea I believe that this was the moment foxy got his fruit in the original!

He must have run away from this guy and found it near the cliffs edge and ate it out of desperation for survival.

So going off of this idea I put my hands in in a spider man pose, which I believe is what foxy does in canon, and yell with all my might "Slow-Slow Beam!"