Sup y'all, so while I was depressed I decided to do a bunch of one shots. So I've combined them into one big ass chapter.

So enjoy, Hopefully?

I don't own The Boys or any other thing you recognize.


"Are you even listening to me?"

"Hmm?" I turned to the blonde woman who was looking at me with a glare. "Did you say something, I didn't hear you."

"You can hear a fly break wind in Africa but you can't hear someone who's a few inches next to you?" Madelyn Stillwell asked with a frown, hands on her hips as she looked down at me. "Get your head out of your ass! This bullshit you've been doing for the past few days flying around without my permission."

"I thought I was a superhero," I said as I wrote down my report. "Shouldn't I be saving people?"

"Yes but you're supposed to tell us before you go out!"

"So someone's falling from a building, I should walk over to your office and report that someone is falling from a building?" I said as I put down my pen. "You run the company I'll do the saving people part."

"What the fuck has gotten into you John? Is this like a mid life crisis or something?" Madelyn asked as I stood up. I turned to the window with narrowed eyes. "Hey don't zone out I'm talking to you!"

"A boat is sinking just off the coast of Alaska," I said before turning to her with a smirk. "Permission to go save the screaming Captain and his crew?"

"Fine you can go," Madelyn sighed. "But you better-

I was out the door before she could finish.

"It's just one headache after another with that one," Madelyn sighed. Going to her bag she quickly pulled her phone out and dialed up a number. "Hello? Yeah he's gotten stronger. Of course I'm fucking sure! He's faster, stronger and smarter! I don't how but the shit his been pulling? He fought a volcano yesterday and managed to super speed away an entire village in less than two minutes. Not even A-Train is that fucking fast! Right now he's off in Alaska saving some fucking boat!"

….

The storm was huge, but as I floated down to the sinking boat it felt like a breeze.

"Oh my God! Homelander!" Despite the strong winds and thunder my ears easily picked him up.

"Hold on!" I yelled as the few people on deck quickly grabbed on to something. I quickly dived down under the water, the cold ocean doing nothing to my body as my hands went up to the bottom of the fishing boat and easily lifted it. I made sure to be as gentle as possible because in this world who knew what could happen! I gently flew the boat all the way to the harbor.

"Get out of the way!" I yelled at the gawking crowd. They quickly scattered as I slowly and gently put the boat down.

"Oh my God Homelander saved everyone!" Someone screamed as the crowd cheered.

I watched as everyone came out of the boat. Making sure everyone came out safely I was about to fly off when someone came running at me.

"Homelander, can you say a few things to the camera before you go!" The reporter said as she shoved a camera into my face.

"Uh don't do drugs?" I said awkwardly. The real Homelander would have given his best smile and talked his ass off.

I was not the real Homelander.

"Funny, but lately you've been going around and stopping natural disasters. Something you have never done before! Can you tell us why you've been doing this?" She asked as I looked at the her.

"Well-I a natural disaster is something entirely different from a punk with a gun. So many things can and will go wrong. So I've been studying up on them, how to stop and control them. Vought has helped me to learn how to…."

I trailed off, I heard something. Something big roars on the other side of the world.

"Sorry about that but I think I just heard something…" I slowly floated off the ground and once I was high enough I flew off with a resounding Boom.

I reached the origin of the roar in a few minutes. A fucking dragon was attacking Hong Kong.

What the fuck? Why was there a dragon here? Was this vought's doing?

The screams interrupted my inner monologue. I quickly flew into action, my body slamming into the light green Oriental dragon or Eastern dragon. It's long body was sent flying back, it's tail wiping into a large building and cutting it in half.

Shit, people in the building and streets!

I flew at the falling building and caught it before it could hit the ground. I quickly put it down and rushed to the dragon that saw me coming. It opened its mouth and a flood of water came rushing out and slammed into me. The force sent me back and slammed into a couple of buildings.

I groaned as I pulled myself out of a wall. I actually felt that one. Cracking my neck I flew at the dragon, eyes glowing red before I lasered the thing in the eye.

It roared in pain as it's long body thrushes around. I spotted a Helicopter with the Vought logo on it and quickly grabbed it before the Dragon's tail could slam into it. I sped it as far away as I could before I put it down.

"Stay out of my way, I can't worry about you while I'm fighting a fucking kaiju." I growled out as the blonde woman and pilot looked at me.

"W-wait Madelyn Stillwell! S-she wants to talk to you!" The woman quickly pulled her phone out and handed it over to me.

"Hello?"

"Homelander what is happening?"

"A dragon is attacking Hong kong," I said blankly.

"Can you beat it?"

"I doubt it," I said honestly. "Might die trying."

"Wait, you can't beat it?" The blonde woman on the Helicopter said with wide eyes. She had a camera in my face.

"Honestly, I'm scared. But I have to do this, lives are at stake and it's not about me." I said as I took a deep breath. "Madelyn it's been a wild ride but I think this one might be the end. Tell Maeve I don't think I'll make it and Tell Noir I know he's the one who's been stealing my strawberry sundaes. Homelander, signing out." I handed the phone back to the woman before I flew off.

Lasers fired from my eyes and slammed into the Dragon's neck. My attack only seemed to dent the thing. It probably had thick skin and tougher scales.

The dragon roared and fired off another breath attack. This time I saw it coming and dived down. Then went under its chin and delivered an uppercut that sent its head flying back. I quickly went to it's midsection and wrapped my arms around it. I couldn't do it all the way but the grip I had was strong enough to dig into its skin making it roar pain as it began thrusting about.

"RRAAAAHHHHHH!!!" with a roar I hurled it with all my might. The dragon gave a mighty roar as it was sent flying past the Hongkong harbor and into the southern china sea.

Damn my arms hurt…

Shaking my head I flew after it. As long as it was out of the city I could breathe a little easier.

The dragon body slammed onto the water before it sank. I took in a deep breath before going after it, might as well try to drown the beast while I was at it.

My body slammed into its neck, taking us deeper. I gripped my gloved hand into its neck and pulled out a scale. It's body tried to wipe me aside but my hold was too much and it only made things worse for it. I ripped out a few more scales before my eyes glowed red and lasers blasted through the makeshift wounds and into the neck.

I gave it my all. The dragon roared in pain but I didn't care. My lasers tore through its insides, they bounced off its scales and went to its head. It gave a final roar as its brains melted and my lasers burst out of its eyes.

"You have bested me, champion of man. But I am not the first nor the last. More will come."

Those were the last words I heard before the Dragon exploded into green energy and knocked me out.

"I got you just hang on in there boss," my eyes snapped open as The Deep swam us ashore. More like the whale we were on did. The Deep lifted me onto the Harbor and when my back hit the ground I coughed out salt water. "That's it, boss , just let it all out."

Once I coughed out what felt like buckets of water I slowly stood up. My legs were shaking and my body felt like it was about to drop from exhaustion.

"Hey you okay?"

And there she was, Queen Maeve stared at me with a frown. She was the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I'd seen her around the tower, and word is we were supposed to be dating.

I used whatever strength I had and floated up to her. She looked confused as I enveloped her in a hug.

"H-hey what's wrong?" She asked as my head rested on her shoulder.

"I'm so tired I need a hug," I muttered. I felt her arms wrap around me hesitantly. I closed my eyes and slept.

Only to be violently awakened by Madalyn and her team of doctors. My eyes could barely keep open as they ran a bunch of tests on me. Soon enough my ruined costume was removed from my body and I was shoved into a shower. The shower managed to get rid of my sleepiness a bit but I was still tired.

"You did it, you actually got China! And all it took was a fucking dragon attacking!" Madelyn said as she and some stylist did my hair. "We can finally take over the market over there."

"I'm happy for you but can I please go to sleep?" I asked. Madelyn gave me a look before she scoffed.

"You have a press conference and a party to go to, just hang in there for a bit." Madelyn said dismissively.

I sighed as I was led to said press conference. I was seated next to Maeve who was giving me a weird look. I just shrugged as cameras flashed and questions were fired.

"Homelander! You successfully fought a dragon, how do you feel?"

"I feel tired…" I said as everyone laughed. I was dead tired right now, Vought was basically working me to the bone.

"Where do you think it came from?"

"No idea," I shrugged. How the fuck would I even know that. More dumb questions were asked but I was just too tired to answer. I think my body was fine physically but mentally I was beat. "The dragon was big…" I was in the middle of answering another dumb question when I leaned into Maeve. "A-and it's said some crap about it not being last before…before it exploded." My eyes closed and sleep finally took me.

….

"What the fuck did you do?"

"I didn't do anything!" Maeve defended herself. Madelyn Stillwell had burst into her dressing room and was yelling about Homelander.

"Well according to these results from the lab you fucked the narcissist out of him or something!" Madelyn screeched.

"You actually believe that?" Maeve asked with a frown. "Look he woke up one day and just started acting funny okay? I didn't really think about it too much cause you know how random he is. But lately he's not been himself, he actually asks me how my day was."

"I don't care, the guys at the lab said something about his brain waves being different."

"And what the fuck does that mean?" Maeve asked as she combed through her hair.

"It means he's a different person entirely! The Homelander we knew is gone or some bullshit like that!" Madelyn said as she held her arms up in frustration. "I don't know if it's for good or not but we need you to keep an eye on him. You two are dating and this new Homelander seems to like you the most."

"Fine I'll keep my eyes on him," Maeve said with a sigh. Truth be told she liked the new Homelander. It was funny seeing him fall asleep at a press conference.

"Where is he anyway?"

"Last I saw him he was with Black Noir."

The party was in full swing, everyone except the Seven and a few supes were dressed in fancy clothing. Fancy people talking to each was fun and all but-

I held out an almond joy to Black Noir and he instantly jumped away from me.

Okay so he's not some clone that was gonna ruin my life.

"Uh hey there Homelander?"

I turned from the fleeing Black Noir to a brown haired woman and a bearded man.

"My names Rebecca Butcher and I'm Senior Director of Digital Marketing at Vought International," Rebecca introduced as she held out a shaking hand.

I gently shook her hand.

"T-this is uh my husband-

"My name is Billy, but my friends call me Butcher." Butcher said with a smirk as we shook hands. "Saw you take down that dragon, fucking hell that was a sight to see."

"I honestly don't remember half of what happened in that fight," I laughed. "I thought I was gonna die!"

"But you had some sort of strategy right?" Rebecca asked nervously.

"Nope, never fought a dragon before." I said as Butcher laughed. "I went in there with a can-do attitude and a smile on my face."

"Oh man, I love this guy!" Butcher said as he slapped me on the shoulder. "I thought he was some bloat with a stick up his ass. But this guy is great!"

"Thanks, hey uh Rebecca what exactly is your job?" I asked as Rebecca jumped a bit. Butcher just smiled as he wrapped a comforting hand around her waist.

"I handle advertising you on a digital platform. I basically handle your Twitter and Facebook-but you can post whatever you want!" She said as I shook my head.

"Nah I just do not care for the internet, unless it's porn." I said with a smile as Butcher laughed. "Seriously though, superhero work is just too time consuming. I barely get any sleep."

"I saw, you fell asleep on Queen Maeve's shoulder." Butcher said as I rubbed the back of my head.

"I think she's pissed at me for that one," I said with a sigh. "I kinda embarrassed her in front of the world."

"A-actually you didn't," Rebecca said as she pulled out her phone and showed me what was trending. "The world understood that you were tired from fighting, plus Maeve had a smile on her face the entire time!"

"She did! I mean of course she did." I coughed into my hand. The two civilians just laughed at my goofy behavior.

"May I have everyone's attention please!" We turned to Madelyn who was standing at the podium. "Alright everybody it's time for a speech from Voughts very own guest of honor Homelander!"

Everyone clapped and cheered as I waved at Rebecca and Butcher. I slowly floated to the podium and smiled at Madelyn as she stood to the side.

"I'd like to say thank you to everyone for…for…" I trailed off as my eyes picked up something. "Excuse me for a moment please!"

I vanished in a burst of speed.

Stopping just above a burning building, I quickly dived in through an open window. The smoke was thick but I could handle it as long as I held my breath. My ears picked up crying and yelling and I instantly went there. A twelve year old kid was crying over her unconscious mother's body.

"Hey it's okay I'm here!" I said as I calmly walked towards them and knelt down. I removed my Cape and gently wrapped it around her. "Come on, let's get out of here." I grabbed her in one arm and put the still breathing mom over my shoulder before I floated and flew out. Fast enough to not hurt them but enough to get them out in time.

Paramedics had arrived just as I landed. "The mother is unconscious and the little girl inhaled a lot of smoke!" Said as the guy looked at me with wide eyes. "Here, I'm going back to check for more people!"

They quickly took the girl and mother from me and I instantly flew back into the burning apartment building. There were a couple more people but I managed to get everyone out. Firefighters arrived and with my help we managed to put out the fire.

"Homelander! Homelander! Homelander!"

Everyone clapped and cheered as I gave a salute and flew off. Apparently the party at Vought was still happening and A-Train was doing stand up now.

"Sorry about that," I appeared next to Butcher in a flash. The man barely flinched. "I got distracted."

"Oh no worries mate, it happens to the best of us," Butcher said as he sipped his beer. "Damn you smell like a burnt piece of shit."

"I feel like one too," I said with a chuckle. "Damn it."

"What?"

"I think I dropped my cape!"

"Hey Homelander," I turned to Queen Maeve who was walking towards us.

"Good luck mate," Butcher slapped me on the back and walked away.

"Coward!" I said, by the laugh he gave he must have heard me. "Hey uh Maeve."

"Aren't you supposed to ask me to dance with you?" She asked with a glare as I gulped.

"Well I'm covered in building right now so…" I said as she held out her hand. "Yes ma'am."

I grabbed Maeve's hand and pulled her in as the slow song got louder.

"So you stopped a burning building huh?" She asked as we moved.

"The firefighters did all the work, I just stood there dressed in tights and looking around like an idiot." I said as she laughed. "I like it when you laugh."

"I like it when you make me laugh," Maeve said as she leaned into me. Maeve was tall but she still only reached just below my chin. "I hope this new you is here to stay and not you doing something new cause you were bored."

"Hey stand on my feet," I said as Maeve looked up at me with a raised eyebrow. She did as I said, sandal clad feet stepping on my boots as I wrapped my hands around her waist. I slowly floated us off the ground and into the air. Could feel her tense up in my hold before she closed her eyes and relaxed.

"This is…nice," she said as I hummed.

"Yeah I could get used to this," I said with a smile.

"Damn man, that was bloody impressive." Butcher said as we stood at the side. I invited Black Noir to come join so he kinda just sipped a juice box. "Now that the wife's seen that, I'm gonna have to step up my game."

"Good luck with that," I smirked as I sipped my own Juice box.

"What's with the juice box anyway, can't you have a real man's drink?" The man gestured to his own beer.

"Oh we can't, alcohol just burns right through us. Even if we drank an entire liquor store nothing would happen." I said as Billy winced.

"Damn, I feel sorry for you lads." He said as he sipped his beer.

"We don't know what being drunk feels like," I said as Black Noir next to me just shrugged.

"Say, why doesn't Black Noir talk?"

"I asked him but he wouldn't say, ba dum tss!"

Black Noir gave a small clap while Billy just gave me a blank stare.

While the boys were telling awful jokes, the girls were watching from a distance.

"Rebecca right?"

Rebecca jumped as Madelyn came up from behind her. "Y-yes ma'am, I work in-

"I don't care." Madelyn coldly interrupted. "Does your husband work for advertising? Is he selling something? He's supposed to talk to our sales department if he wants Homelander and Black Noir to sell his product."

"Actually my husband works for a security firm and he's just talking to them." Rebecca said as Madelyn frowned. "I think their friends now."

"What?" Madelyn blinked as Queen Maeve approached them.

"Is it so surprising? It's kind of refreshing talking to someone without them looking up at you with stars in their eyes." Maeve said with an amused smile. "Most of the time people are only friendly with us at these parties because they want to sell us some sports drinks or something."

"Yes well," Madelyn forced a smile on her. "As long as he's not selling anything." The woman walked away as Maeve scoffed.

"Ignore her, she doesn't like us being treated as humans." Maeve said as she held her hand. "Nice to meet you Rebecca."

"Pleasure's all mine really," she said as they shook hands.

"I heard from Homelander that you're in charge of our social media presence. I hope we don't make things difficult." Maeve said with a chuckle.

"Not at all,"

"So all that porn I watch is fine?"

"Y-yes, you watching porn has nothing to do with social media advertising."

….

….

"It's been fun Butcher but Madelyn is giving me the look, or she's giving Black Noir the fuck me look." I turned to the masked hero. "Something you wanna tell us man?"

Black Noir just stared.

"Ha his fucking Madelyn Stillwell," I said as Butcher and I shook hands. "Later man, keep in touch and don't be a stranger."

"You too fellas," Billy said as he waved goodbye.

"Ha you're fucking Madelyn Stillwell unless you say otherwise it's the truth." I said as we walked away. "It's funny cause you can't talk."

"Homelander, Mr Edgar would like to talk to you." Madelyn said as she smiled at us. "Come on, Let's not keep him waiting."

Black Noir decided to escape me while Madelyn distracted me. Madelyn led me to an office, she made sure to shake her ass as she walked and damn was it a good ass.

"He's in there," she said as she stood at the door. I nodded and walked in, seeing the man seated at his desk.

"Homelander, welcome." The man greeted me. "I'd like to congratulate you on what you did in HongKong."

"Thank you sir," I said as I took a seat. "And I would like to talk about HongKong."

"Oh?"

"Was the dragon you guys?" I asked blankly. I mean it did talk but who knows with these people.

"What makes you think that?" The man was genuinely curious as he raised a brow behind his glasses.

"I assumed it was made with that compound V stuff but what it said before it blew up was…" I trailed off. He genuinely looked confused. Maybe Vought wasn't behind this one.

"Setting aside the fact that you know about compound V, what did the dragon say?"

"Well he said something about me being Earth's champion and how it wasn't the last. So my guess is more might be coming." I said with a sigh. "Man I really hoped Vought was behind all this kaiju bullshit."

"I'm sorry to disappoint,"

"Yeah whatever," I muttered as I stood up.

"How exactly do you know about Compound V?" Edgar asked as I stopped.

"Well that's easy, I remember everything. I literally remember when I was a floating baby." I said with a shrug. "At first it didn't make sense but once I meditated on it I kinda just figured it out."

"Oh,"

"Yep, see you later." I waved as I opened the door. "Oh you better warn someone about the next Kaiju attack. Maybe that last part was just in my head but." I shrugged and walked out.

"No stop~"

"Stop what?" I asked with a smirk.

"Nooo this is so weird!" Maeve or Maggie moaned out.

Well it was weird considering I had her lay flat on her back on the large table in the conference room. She was fully nude, her delicious beautiful body on display for me to see. What made things weird for Maggie was that her large breasts were covered in hot syrup and her crotch was hidden under a mountain of whipped cream.

"You can tell me to stop anytime you want," I said as I poured hot thick chocolate on her beautiful arbs. Considering I just melted it with my heat vision any normal woman would have been screaming at the heat but not my Maeve. "Just relax my queen."

I leaned down and licked her arbs. Loving how she moaned.

"N-No, don't lick me there!" Maggie squealed as I laughed. For someone so tough she was really under the palm of my hand.

"Why not? I love your body." I said as I licked more of the chocolate off her. "It's so fucking delicious!"

"Nooo you're so weird!" Maggie's body was shaking slightly. I licked some of the chocolate, kept it on my tongue and quickly went up to her lips and kissed her. Maggie kissed me back eagerly, her tongue going in my mouth and stealing the chocolate from it. "Oh fuck yeah~"

"I'm going for some cream," I said as I wiped my mouth. Maeve was such a sloppy kisser, but I liked it.

"Nooo don't tease me so much!" She groaned. "Just fuck me already!"

I'm literally fucking a blonde version of wonderWoman, I'm taking my damn time.

"All in good time my Queen," I said as I went to her crotch. Her legs seemed to spread on instinct, parting the heap of whipped cream. I grabbed her hips and pulled her in until she was at the edge. Maggie squealed cutely. I leaned in instantly, my tongue licking up the mixture of her arousal and the sweet cream.

"Oh fuck yeah! Right there baby!" Maggie moaned. Her moaning turned to screaming when I went absolutely sicko mode on her pussy. Her cunt was absolutely drooling at this point but it just made things even better. Maggie's hand went through my hair as I ate her out. Her moans of more fueling me and within minutes the cream was gone. Her clean shaven pussy was now in view, and it looked beautiful. Giving it a lick I stand up and take in a breath. I was completely nude, showing off my perfect body.

"You ready?" I asked as I looked down at Maeve, the blonde bit her lip and nodded. I grabbed my hard dick and jerked it a bit. Loving the way Maeve looked up at me. I rubbed my dick against her cunt, loving how she shuddered.

"Stop teasing me and just put it in!" Maeve said and I did as the queen ordered. Loving how she gasped beautifully. "Oh fuck, it feels like you've gotten bigger!"

"I have no idea what you're on about," I said before I started thrusting, loving the cute moans she was giving off. At first I took it slow, simply loving how her hot wet pussy wrapped around my cock. But soon, Maeve got bored of it.

"Damn it John fuck me!" Maggie growled as she wrapped her legs around me.

"With pleasure," I smirked as I put some strength into my thrusts. She gasped and sat up. Her arms wrapped around my neck as she brought me in for a hot kiss. I lifted her off the desk and Maggie bounced on my dick like no tomorrow.

"Fuck me you bastard! Fuck me like you mean it!" She screamed as I fucked her. Her cunt felt amazing, so amazing in fact it had me floating. "Shit I'm cumming, I'm fucking cumming!"

"Shit!" I hissed as her pussy tightened around my cock. It was like the damn super pussy wanted to milk me dry and it worked.

"Fuck I'm cumming!" Maeve came and I came with her. Held on for dear life and by God I her grip tightened to the point I could actually feel it.

We both groaned as I floated us back down.

"Holy shit that was the best thing I've ever seen in my entire life!"

Maeve and I turned to the end of the room where a naked man appeared. His hand on his dick as he looked at us with wide eyes.

So this asshole used his powers to watch us fuck the entire time! What the fuck?!

My eyes glowed red and blasted Translucent out of the room with my lasers. I held back just enough to not kill him but he definitely felt it.

"I really need to weed out the seven," I muttered. I could hear Maeve breathing heavily as she panted. "Wanna go finish this in my room?"

"Yeah just grab the chocolate and cream,"

….

Three months later,

On the continent of Africa, the country of South Africa to be specific. The earth shook violently as the ground split open and a loud monstrous roar was heard. A large monstrous hand came out from the crack in the earth. Another came and a large monster pulled itself out of the ground.

At 95-foot-tall, the monster towered over everything.

The monster had emerged in the country's capital. It wiped its tail and a building was sent falling. 158 tons of pure monster began rampaging around the city.

" Code name Skulldevil, we can't fire on that thing's ass so we need you to take it out of the city."

"Roger that," I said into my earpiece. I was now working with the American airforce and the British airforce to take down a fucking Kaiju. Since I was faster than their jets and planes I was sent first. I increased my speed, leaving a sonic boom behind.

In less than a minute I was already above Cape town (South African capital). The fucking Skulldevil was pretty hard to miss.

Large reptile with a long body and two large arms. It kinda looked like the one Kong fought in that one movie. The thing was going nuts on everything in sight.

I fired my lasers right at its sides. Smiling at the burnt flesh and the roar of pain. At least this thing wasn't laser proof.

Screams of terror drew my attention to a man and his daughter trapped in a car. Above them was the Kaiju, said monster turned its head towards me and roared. Its large hand was dangerously close to the car.

I blurred forward just as it swiped at me with its large clawed hands. The bastard was fast but I was faster. I dodged the attack and dived for the car. My fingers dug into the car's metal and flew off with it. The car was slowing me down a lot and I really needed to get rid of them. As I flew away, the beast roared before it gave chase. Its snake-like body slithered towards me so fast I thought it was catching up. I quickly banked left, the kaiju roared as it burst through a couple of buildings just to turn. That seemed to slow it down, but at a loss. Those buildings were filled with people…

Putting the car down in an alley was. I took to the skies just as I spotted an army issue plan.

Then she dived out.

Sword in hand, Maeve looked every bit like the beautiful warrior Queen she was. She landed on top of the Kaiju snout and stabbed into its roof. The thing roared and thrashed its head around. Maeve's grip on her sword loosened and she was sent flying.

I was there in an instant, catching her before she slammed into the building.

"Hey babe," I said as I held her in my arms.

"Awe my sword," she pouted as Skulldevil used its claws like tweezers and pulled it out. It roared and spat out a glob of green acid on its hand. The sword melted instantly. "Nooooo!"

"We'll get you a new one," I said as I quickly set us down. "This thing has to go down, now!"

"Yeah it melted my sword!"

I couldn't help but smile at my girlfriend's words. I quickly took to the skies, eyes glowing red as I blasted the thing in its eye. The thing screamed in pain only to be blasted in the side by a couple of missiles. The thing was distracted and blasted it in the other eye. Then I went in and gave it an uppercut to the chin. It's head was whipped upwards and I quickly fired my lasers at it's exposed throat.

Distracted, I didn't see the hand that suddenly grabbed me in the air and into a death grip. Skulldevil looked at me for a moment with the bleeding sockets it called eyes before it squeezed.

I didn't feel a thing…

It roared and opened its mouth, just as I was about to break free appeared mid air, with a mighty roar she had back flipped in the air and used her momentum to slice through the large hand with her new sword.

I have no idea where she got her sword from.

The creature roared in pain as it burst out of its non-existent grip. Making sure to hold the hand by the large pinky finger. Didn't want this to land on someone now did we? I turned to look for Maeve and she had landed safely on another building.

Huh, sometimes I forget that Maeve is literally Wonder Woman.

The roaring creature drew my attention, it was time to end this.

My eyes glowed red and fired off my most powerful laser ever. The beam of light was as thick as an adult human and I could only imagine the heat. I was honestly aiming for it's neck but not to blow it's head and the two buildings behind it clean off!

That blast took a lot out of me and I started to fall out of the sky.

"Hey babe," I heard Maeve say as she caught me in mid air. She then causally landed on the ground, cracking the road underneath her feet. "You okay?"

"Yeah, I just feel light headed." I said as Maeve helped me to my feet. "Hey where did you get that sword?"

"Oh this? It's my spare." She said as she held it up. Honestly it kinda looked cracked. "Damn it's chipped.

"That thing looks like it will fall apart-

Then I heard it, I quickly wrapped Maeve in a hug and shielded her away from the exploding corpse.

"That is just a bitch move," Maeva said as I chuckled.

"Yeah, just glad no one was-shit my cape!"

……

…..

…..

"So we've been looking at Hero statistics and most of you are not cutting it." Queen Maeve said as she glared at the rest of the Seven. I let her handle this while I played a mobile game on my phone. If it was up to me I'd fire these assholes. None of them was an actual Superhero all they did was take pictures and all that bullshit. A bunch of glory hounds that do nothing but take credit for my heroics. Maeve talked me out of firing everyone and to give them a chance cause apparently they don't know better. "In the coming mouth we have decided to cut some of you out."

"W-wait what? Is this like a joke or something?" The Deep asked nervously.

"Wait, can you do that? Do I like need my lawyers or something?" A-Train asked with a frown.

"Did you know? Sixty percent of hero work is done by Homelander, twenty percent by me, ten percent by Black Noir and the rest of you fucks put together have ten percent." Maeve said with a frown. "You guys are basically useless, we took our case to the higher ups. Vought ran the numbers and you guys are just more expenses for them, so they've given us the green light to fire you if need be."

"You can't do this!" The empty chair said. Probably Translucent. "Just because you're fucking the boss-

"I had to sneak into a hostage situation because the one guy who can turn invisible didn't bother showing up!" I growled as I glared at them. "Deep, how many fucking boats have saved on the Atlantic? Shouldn't the ocean be literally your thing? And A-Train, you're fast but you rarely save people from let's say a burning building or any Kaiju attacks. You fucks just suck on my shit and pose for the fucking cameras. Did you all forget that we are literally a team of superheroes? All you do here is bring college girls and fuck them. What kind of Superheroes have dead whores under- the point is you guys are not worth it. If we fired all of you apart from Noir and Maeve we'd be down by like ten percent."

"Hey I'm the fastest man alive y'all need me." A-Train boosted with a smirk. "I get that Deep does nothing so…"

"Hey fuck you man! I pull my weight! If it's anyone who's useless it's Translucent over there!" Deep yelled as he pointed at the empty chair.

"Hey don't pull that shit on me! Maeve does nothing but fuck the boss!"

God I feel like lobotomizing that chair….

"Listen, stop playing the blame game and get your shit together!" Maeve growled out as she punched the table. "A-Train, despite you being the fastest man alive, stats show that Homelander get's there faster. Also you fucking run people over! What kind of hero turns people into bloody soup everytime he goes out! Deep you're so useless I can do your job in my sleep. All you have to do is save people from drowning, you can breathe underwater and you can't even do that.

Translucent stop watching me fuck my man, he has had it up to here! Do you know how many times I've had to stop him from killing you? Stop stealing my underwear or else you will die. Honestly, just pull up your socks at the next Kaiju battle. Dismissed!" Maeve said as slumped into her seat. "Damn it I can feel a headache coming on."

"You heard her, get the fuck out!" I growled, eyes red as everyone quickly did as told.

"Come on, let's go out," I said as I gently patted her on the shoulder.

"I don't wanna deal with screaming fans, right now." She sighed as I smiled.

"Who said anything about screaming fans?"

Becca blinked as her husband got off the phone with a small smile. "Honey, we're having guests over for dinner," he said as she looked at him. "A friend and his girlfriend are coming over."

"Oh, you have friends?" She asked teasingly.

"Ha ha very funny," Butcher said as he rolled his eyes. "We've been talking for a couple of months now. He's like one of them interweb friends."

"You mean an online friend?"

"Sure," Butcher shrugged. "Anyways I plan on taking him out for a couple of drinks while you and his girlfriend can chat it up."

"Um yeah sure, I'm always up for making new friends,'' she shrugged. "Do they have any allergies all-

"Just make something nice. They are big on home cooked meals." Butcher said as his phone rang. "Hello? What no you missed it. Let me just come outside and wave my hands like an ass and maybe you won't miss it."

"They get lost?"

"Yep, lemme just pick them up real quick." He said with a sigh. "Be back in a second."

"Okay," she said as he went out. Billy seemed so excited even though he wasn't showing it. The small smile on his face told her exactly what she needed to know.

Billy had a few friends, or so he claimed. Most of them she'd never seen before so it would be nice to-

"I'm back luv," She turned to the door as Billy entered with two people behind him. Both dressed in casual clothing and hats that kinda hid their faces.

"Wow this is a lovely home," the man said. Becca blinked as she recognized the voice. It kinda sounded like-

"Yeah I'd like to get one," the woman said as they both took off their hats.

It was Homelander and Maeve! In her house!

Homelander was dressed in black T-shirt that showed off his muscles and some blue Jean's. While Maeve was dressed in a black long sleeved turtleneck and some tight jeans that hugged her figure wonderfully.

"Hey Becca sorry for intruding," Homelander said as he rubbed the back of his head.

"Oh no problem," She said with a smile.

"Okay let's get you a beer, oh wait you can't get drunk!"

"That's so messed up," Homelander muttered as Butcher laughed.

"Fine we can go balling or something."

"Sounds good but I didn't come to see your bearded mug, I came for Becca's cooking." The blonde hero said. Butcher rolled his eyes.

"Come on, she'll have dinner ready by the time we get back." Butcher said as he grabbed Homelander and dragged him out the door.

"Damn it let me go! How are you doing this? I'm the strongest thing alive! Becca my love I'll come back for your cooking!" And they were out the door.

"Uh bye?"

"Judging by the look on your face you didn't know we were coming," Maeve said with a sigh.

"I didn't even know he was friends with my husband," Becca said Maeve shook her head.

"That man, honestly." Maeve said with a smile. "Well, let's get cooking."

"Uh yeah," Becca said nervously.

"Don't worry, the reason we're excited to eat your food is because Vought just feeds us processed crap that gives us muscles and makes us look good looking. I don't remember the last time I did workout and I still have arbs." Maeve said with a laugh. "It be nice to taste some home cooking."

"I won't let you down," Becca said with a determined nod.

"And I'm at your service," Maeve said as she pulled up her sleeves.

"Thinking about a name change," I said as I sipped my milkshake.

"A rebranding?" Mother's Milk asked. Surprisingly, when we went to the bar Mother's Milk was waiting for us. The large black man was wary of me but I won him over with my charming personality. All three of us sat at the counter, while the two drank their beer I had asked sped over to the diner opposite us and got myself a dozen milkshakes.

"I just don't like the sound of Homelander," I said as Butcher shrugged.

"So what did you come up with?" He asked as I brought out a piece of paper.

"I told Vought and they jumped at the opportunity, they had an entire team and they came up with these," I handed the paper to Butcher who took it as he sipped his beer.

His eyes widened and he promptly spat out his beer. He then burst out laughing. "M-mate what the fuck is this?"

"Vought came up with those not me," I tried to defend.

"Let's see what we got here," MM, I am not calling him Mother's Milk, said as grabbed the paper from Butcher. "Captain Superior? Superior man? What the fuck is this?!"

"Those names make me sound like I'm an asshole who's full of himself!" I said with sigh. "Come on almost all of them have Superior in the name!"

"Well Sentry sounds good," MM shrugged as I paused.

"Yeah I actually like that one?" I said with a nod.

"Right now hundreds of homes have been flooded! As you can see people are on their roofs, the only place that is safe from the floods." The news feed cut to a woman on the roof of her house, the street completely buried in water. On the roof she sat with her two little kids, wrapped in a blue blanket. "What you are seeing right now is live footage of-Oh what's this? One of the children is moving!" One of the children, a little girl, had grabbed the blanket and quickly ran closer to the edge of the roof. The girl spread out the blanket. "That's ah a cry for help if I ever saw one!"

On the blanket was a picture of me. Homelander, I had a bright smile on my face. The little girl seemed to be screaming but the news chopper couldn't pick up the sound. She was at the edge of the and screaming. Her body jerked forward and slipped.

She was falling.

My eyes widened and I moved.

"Mate I think you better get that," Butcher said only for everything in the bar to be sent flying. The force of John flying away must have-

"Oh my God! He heard her! Like a God answering her prayers he saved her! Homelander arrived just in time!"

Butcher watched his friend carry the little girl in his arms as she cried. The mother was on her knees thanking him as landed on the roof. He was still dressed in his normal clothes but they were ripped up, guess they didn't survive him moving at the speed of sound or whatever.

John had then proceeded to help everyone in the area, rescuing people stuck on their roofs. Thirty minutes in and the Deep had arrived to help.

Butcher and Mother's Milk had left the trashed bar with each man saying their goodbyes and going to their respective homes.

"I'm home!" Billy announced as he walked into his home.

"Hey honey! Food is done!" Becca said from the living room. He took a peak at the dining room, the table was filled to the brim with food. It was like they were feeding an entire football team!

"Blood hell hun, all that food for four?" He asked as he walked into the living room. Maeve and Becca were currently watching the news.

"Trust me, John is like a black hole." Maeve said just as the door opened.

"Hey everybody!" Speak of the devil. Dressed in different clothes, John casually walked in. "Sorry I'm late, my clothes got wet and I had to buy new ones."

The blonde was now dressed in a black shirt and jeans and some sports shoes.

"Don't worry, the food is still hot!" Becca said as John smiled.

"Yay,"

An hour later and John was sleeping soundly on the couch next Maeve, the man had eaten so much fucking food Billy suspected he must've broken some world record.

"I can't believe he actually gets tired," Becca said as they watched the Homelander snore softly.

"I think it was more or less a mental thing," Maeve said with a small smile. "Everytime he fights a Kaiju he snores so loud but when he sleeps like this, it kinda reminds me of how despite him having this God like body and power. His mind still gets stressed just like the rest of us."

"Never really thought about that." Becca said as the news blurred on the TV.

"An amazing save from Homelander and the Deep today. Hundreds of lives were saved today and we managed to get an exclusive interview with the mother of the brave little girl who had called out to Homelander."

"I-I we pray to God, for hours we-I prayed to God. Asking him to save my babies but he didn't. He abandoned me! Then my daughter she-little Ashley, prayed to Homelander. I thought she was wrong to pray to a man but then he came! He actually heard her prayers! God didn't hear our prayers but Homelander did! She prayed for help and he gave it to her! He brought us Hope! A God protecting us! My advice to people, pray to Homelander he'll hear!"

And there you have it folks, Homelander the Hopebringer!"

"Hopebringer huh? I like that," Maeve said with a chuckle.

"I bet he'll like it too, considering it doesn't have Superior in it." Billy laughed. "But the whole praying to Homelander thing, people really desperate for higher power I guess."

"The funny thing is, John can actually hear those prayers." Maeve said with a frown. "I know for a fact Vought are going to use this whole prayer thing to their advantage." The blonde woman said before she got up. "I think we've stayed long enough," she casually picked up John and put him on her shoulder like a sack of meat. "The food was great, Becca, and we both loved it. I'm just sorry John couldn't say it himself."

"Judging from the way he ate, I'm sure he loved it." Billy said as Becca blushed. "You guys need a ride or-

"No, I called a Helicopter." Maeve said they all walked out the door. "Bye guys," with a single leap she was off.

"How cool is it that we are friends with Superheroes," Becca said as they looked up.

Honestly Billy didn't like most of the Supes out there but John and Maeve were some of the best ones out there.

"Pretty awesome,"

I wanted to groan at the cringe poster of me with the words Hopebringer underneath. Lately people had been calling me that and Vought decided to take advantage of that. So they were throwing some kind of party. Billy wasn't here and Becca was busy with the whole managing my social media PR. Maeve was off talking to some young heroes who had been invited to the party. Among them was a young Starlight.

So I was left alone, some corporate asshole would greet me and we'd chat but other than that I was bored.

"What's up people it's your girl Stormfront,"

Oh great, the Nazi was here.

"This party is dope and all that but I'm really excited to meet the man himself, Homelander!" Stormfront, phone in hand rushed towards me. "Hey man, do you mind saying hi to my peeps?" The camera was already shoved in my face so…

Peeps? Who the fuck says that!

"Uh hey everybody!" I said as he gave a small wave. "D-don't do drugs."

"Inspiring words from the Hopebringer himself!" Stormfront said with a laugh before she began walking away.

Hopebringer…

"Hopebringer kinda sounds like what Superman was called," I muttered only to watch Stormfront pause mid step.

"What did you just say?" She asked in a low voice as she turned to me.

"I was mumbling stuff," I said with a wave.

"I want you to be honest with me," Stormfront said as she got into my face.

"What?" I asked awkwardly.

"You're different from the series Homelander," She whispered but I clearly heard it. What does she mean by- "Do you know who Clark Kent is?"

My eyes widened as I looked at the black haired woman before me.

"You do recognize the name!" She said excitedly.

"The last son of Krypton," I whispered as Stormfront's eyes widened and she wrapped me in a hug.

"Oh God I thought I was the only one!" She said in tears. "You were acting so weird, not like the real Homelander. So I came here to see if maybe you're like me and you are!"

"Wait, wait a minute!" I said as I grabbed her and pulled her out of the room and into an empty office. "I swear to God you Nazi you better not be messing with me!"

"I'm not! I know who Superman is, I watched Man of Steel! I've seen the Synder cut and the mcu movies well my boyfriend forced me to see those with him." Stormfront said as she wiped her tears.

"Please tell me you're not reading my mind right now," it felt like a black hole was forming in my head. "Please don't give me hope-

"I swear to you! I thought I died when I was hit by that truck but then I woke up as Stormfront two years ago!" Stormfront said as I burst out laughing. "What's so-

"S-sorry," I said as I calmed down. "That's how I ended up here! One moment I was crossing the street and the next I saw bright headlights and boom. I woke up as this Jackass!" I said wiped my eyes. Apparently I was laughing and crying. "I'm so happy you found me."

"Honestly I wasn't sure, I just assumed me being here had caused a butterfly effect and turned Homelander good." Stormfront said with a smile.

I was about to say more before I heard footsteps approaching. Two people were heading towards them.

"We have to go," I said as I turned to the large window. "You can fly right?"

"Yep," She said as she floated off the ground. I gestured for her to follow as we floated to the giant window, opened it and flew out just as the door opened.

Queen Maeve blinked at the empty office before shrugging. "Come in dear, I thought I heard voices but it looks like no one's here." She said as a young blushing blonde dressed in all white stepped into the office.

….

….

….

"I mean the mcu was good but at some point they just didn't do it for me. It became kind of boring." Stormfront or Klara said as we sat atop the second highest building in the city. "I swear every normie seeme to think they knew Superheroes after watching the Avengers. And then my boyfriend at the time bluntly said the reason Batman didn't kill Superman was because both their moms were named Martha. I dumped his ass as soon as he said that!"

"Wow," I said with smile as Klara looked up at me.

"I know, who does he think he is?"

"You're such a nerd!" I couldn't help but say.

"Oh and what's wrong with that Mr Hopebringer?" Klara said as glared at me.

"Nothing, it's just what are the chances of two people who have extensive knowledge on comic books get transported into two of the strongest heroes in this world." I said with a frown. "Don't get me wrong I'm happy you're here with me but, what if we were a bunch of crazy blood thirsty-

"Or edgy teens!" Klara pointed out as we laughed. "Yeah I get what you mean. But we are actually changing this world, especially you. Thank God you're Homelander."

"And thank God you're Stormfront," I said as she blushed and looked away. "Imagine being reincarnated as the Deep of all people."

"Oh I would bite my tongue," Klara said seriously as I raised an eyebrow.

"Goddamn that's dark!"

"I'm just telling it how it is,"

Two weeks have passed since me and Stormfront made contact. Apparently she had shut down the Sage Grove wellness center, which was a huge win. Apparently Vought didn't like that but she technically owned Vought considering her last name is Vought. We've gotten close, usually going flying and occasionally stopping crime together. Everyone was going nuts thinking we were dating. Don't get me wrong I found Klara attractive and I liked her a lot but Maggie was for me. I loved Maeve and was working out the courage to ask her to marry me. But with Vought and the world wanting me and Klara to be an item.

So it obviously got to Maggie and so she called a meeting.

Me, Stormfront and Maeve stood awkwardly in the hall of the Seven.

"So are you guys secretly dating behind my back?" Maeve bluntly asked as I frowned. "Please be honest with me."

"John and I are just friends," Klara said as she stepped forward.

"You even know his name," Maeve whispered as Stormfront flinched.

"I like Klara," I blurted out. Sometimes it was just easier to just tell the truth. "I think she's hot and amazing. But Maggie I love you, I'm in a relationship with you."

Maeve seemed to look me in the eye before she sighed. "Well I'm embarrassed," she said with a smile. "I'm sorry for thinking you guys were like a thing. Honestly I don't care if you guys are like hooking up, but what scared me was how close you two were."

"Wait what," Klara blinked. "So if me and John had your permission we could have sex?"

"Sure, if I know it's just sex then I have nothing to worry about." Maeve shrugged.

"So if I asked for a threesome between the three of us?" Klara asked as Maeve shrugged again.

"I'm fine with it," she said before turning to me. "As long as John is,"

I was stunned, not at the fact that Maeve was up for a threesome. Maeve was a kinky sex maniac, this one time she had a twink give me a blowjob while she jerked off in the corner of the room, I really wasn't into it honestly and only came cause it was hot seeing Maeve finger herself unconscious.

What stunned me was Klara, did she really want this or was she just-

"I need to speak to John!" Stormfront suddenly said before grabbing me by the arm and dragging me to the corner of the room. "Okay real talk, I have this massive crush on you, partly because I've always wanted to fuck Superman and you're the next best thing. And I've also liked Wonder woman and Maeve is literally the next best thing. So I have a suggestion…

"I'm listening,"

Two hours later Maeve was reading through an entire character bio with a frown on her face.

"Let me get this straight," she said. "You want me to play a character named Diana Prince aka Wonder Woman. An all powerful female warrior from an island of only women. She came to the world of man to learn about their culture and she ends up meeting this superhero named Superman-who is just John but with black hair. And they end up having sex is that about right?"

"Yep," I said as Stormfront next to me eagerly nodded.

"Okay and where does Stormfront come into all this?" Maeve asked as we turned to Klara.

"I'll be in the corner watching," she said bluntly.

Dear God was every woman I knew a pervert? No, Becca was chill, she was wholesome. She was definitely Vanilla.

A Billy Butcher tied to the bed dressed in a crotchless Homelander costume would say otherwise.

"I can do this but it's gonna cost you," Maeve said with a frown. "I need you to do something for me John."

Oh God not the twinks

"There's this twink that would look great with your big dick stuffed down their throat," Maeve said as I groaned. "Don't worry he's so feminine I'll slap a wig on him and you won't even know the difference."

"Come on man take one for the team," Klara whispered next to me.

"Fine you have yourself a deal," I said as Maeve smiled.

"Excellent, I'll get right to working on a script and costumes!" Klara was really excited for this. "And I'll make sure the costumes are made of candy."

"That's great and all but I have one more question." Maeve said as she narrowed her eyes. "Why do you two look alike?"

I blinked. "What?" I turned to Stormfront and she looked just as confused.

"You guys seriously haven't noticed that you look like brother and sister." Maeve said with a raised eyebrow. "You guys look alike, a lot. It's kinda freaky now that I see you guys up close like this."

"You know what? She's right." A voice at the corner of the room said. "Now that she pointed it out I can't help but not see it. Which makes the coming threesome all the more worth it."

"Oh my god," I groaned as I pinched the bridge of my nose. "Fucking Translucent, how did you even get in here?"

"Honestly I was already in here chilling when you guys got here." We couldn't see him but I bet he was shrugging. "Your fault for not noticing me."

"Fair enough I guess," I sighed. I'd give anything for Jack from Jupiter right about now. "I can't believe you have a wife and kid-oh congratulations on your first born son."

"Thanks boss, the little shit cries a lot but I couldn't be happier."

Good for him I guess, considering he's one of the few who actually took my warning and stepped up his game. Heck even the Deep was actively trying. Everyone except A-Train. The kid was cocky and just did whatever he wanted. So today I was firing him.

"Homelander, can I talk to you in private for a moment?" Stormfront asked as I nodded.

"I'll be back," I said as Maeve gave me a wave.

"Hey Translucent you got pics of your kid?" I heard Maeve ask as we left the room.

"So what did you wanna talk abou-whoa!" In an empty room Stormfront shoved me against the wall and kissed me. I was stunned for a moment but I quickly kissed back. Her tongue wrapped around my own as she moaned.

"God I've wanted to do that," Klara moaned as I chuckled.

"That's kinda fucked up considering you're technically my mother," I chuckled.

"Yeah I suspected as much," Stormfront sighed. "Considering the comic version was made from genetic material of the comic Stormfront. It's safe to say it's the same in our world."

"Yeah, hey are we like gonna fuck?"

"We just figured out I'm your mother and you want to fuck me?" Klara said in amusement.

"I'm horny," I simply said.

"Okay I'll give you a handjob while we makeout," Stormfront said with a sly grin. "How does that sound sweetie? You want mommy to make your dick all better."

"I know you're making fun of me but jokes on you that's just turning me on." I said as Stormfront rolled her eyes and kissed me.

"Sorry baby but mommy's saving herself for our big day," Stormfront said as she patted me on the cheek. "Now don't you have that big meeting?"

"I'm happy to say that over the past few months everyone has pulled their weight." Queen Maeve said as the members of the Seven applauded themselves. "Well most of us."

We all turned to A-Train, the kid had the balls to wear headphones at such an important meeting. Noticing everyone staring, A-Train took his headphones off.

"Uh hey everybody, don't mind me." He said nonchalantly.

"Hero work for Homelander is still at sixty percent and all five of us are at Forty nine percent, which is pretty good. So everyone is safe and no pay is being cut well except you A-Train." Maeve said as A-Train's eyes widened and he leaned forward.

"W-what my pay-

"You are at an all time low, 0.01 percent. Letting you go right now is the best option." Maeve said A-Train stood to his feet. "Honestly you're not worth it."

"Fuck you guys! You think Deep and Translucent-

"Hey kid it's the job," Translucent said. "I have mouths to feed and getting let go from Seven is gonna do bad things for your career."

"Fuck you man! This is because I'm black isn't it!?" A-Train yelled angrily.

Everyone quietly stared at the fuming young man. I causally turned to my left, coming face to face with Black Noir. We stared at each for what felt like hours before we burst out laughing. Well Noir just laughed with his body but I was loud enough for the both of us. After a few minutes, I wiped a tear from my eye.

"Kid, listen. Right now it's taking all I have not to kill you. I'm telling you right now, act like a damn hero and do your fucking job or you're fired." I said as A-Train flinched. I sighed before I stood up. "Walk with me A-Train."

We walked out of the room and into the hallway. "Kid what the fuck? The Deep and Translucent are actually getting more numbers than you. Also you've been lazing around so much I'm actually faster than you." I said as A-Train eyes widened. Before he could speak my form blurred for a split second. "Listen kid, I don't want you to be the fastest man alive, I want you to be fast enough to save people. The more you save people, the more they buy your shit. Plus isn't it just the best feeling? Someone thanking you? All I'm saying is if you don't pull up your socks I'm taking you off. If you pull the race card and make noise, well the people you ran over have families we paid to keep it quiet. We could easily get them to not keep their mouth shut, plus there's video evidence of you laughing about it. You don't know how much I wanna kill you right now, but Maeve thinks you can do so much good."

I patted him on the shoulder before walking away.

"Think about what I said," I went back in the hall.

It took a few seconds for A-Train to realize that he was dressed like Elvis Presley, wig and all.

After that I was called to Stan Edgar's office for some big news.

"These things can keep track of you anywhere on the globe, heck even in space! As long as there's a network of some sort." The nameless inventor said excitedly. "I call them the Omni-orbs, since camera men and women always get in the way of Kaiju fights, they will do the job for them."

Yeah, fighting a giant monster while trying to save a helicopter is very stressful. Though I can't help but feel like a lot of people are gonna lose their jobs.

"These orbs will follow you around on a daily basis and don't worry they can withstand almost anything!"

I turned to Stan Edgar with a frown. "Really, a live reality show?"

"You're a product of your own success, Homelander, everyone loves you and wants to see more of you. But you're always too busy, but now with the Omni-orbs people can watch you constantly on our website." The man said with a small smile. "You get to save people and Vought gets what it wants."

"So that means I don't have to go to interviews and all that stuff right?" I asked as he nodded.

"All you have to do is give a few comments about yourself, what you like about your relationship with Maeve and that's it."

"That kinda sounds like it's more in my favor than yours." I said as he chuckled.

"That's because it is, you're a hero now Homelander. And Vought's just doing it's part to help you."

"Fine, how do they work?"

"Well they are controlled by an A.I that will use the best angles of-

"I am the strongest!" He was the strongest. The police fired their useless guns at him but the bullets bounced off his metal skin. His hulking body lumbered forward, casually picking up a car and tossing it at the police.

"That's enough buddy," The car he had thrown came flying back with such force he was sent flying from the attack.

His body hit the side of the bank, that…that actually hurt. He looked up and The Homelander was floating above him, arms folded as he glared down.

"Stand down, or I'll make you," The blonde said as his eyes glowed red.

No, he was Metal Mongrel! He was the strongest! With a roar he got up and leaped at the hero.

Only for the hero to blur forward and grab his face in such a strong grip his metal face groaned and bent under his fingers. It hurt like hell.

"Ahhhhhhh let me go please let me go!" Metal Mongrel screamed as Homelander raised an eyebrow.

"Really, just like that?" The Homelander asked. "Do you know how many people have been hurt? Just because you tried to rob a bank, who even still does that?"

"I'm…I'm sorry just let me go man!" Metal Mongrel quickly stopped using his powers. The metal skin and hulking muscles vanished revealing a scrawny pale man. "I won't do it again I swear!"

The Homelander seemed to glare at him and his very life flashed before his eyes. The new nickname he was given came to mind-

No not Hopebringer, that one was for the innocent. The one his enemies will forever call him by…

The Endbringer.

"Homelander, why don't you hand that piece of shit over to the boys."

Homelander blinked and turned his glare from the villain to Stormfront who was looking at him in amusement.

"I think he got the message," She said as he floated down. Homelander tossed the Villain down as people dressed in black high tech suits quickly grabbed him.

"Stormfront,What are you doing here?" Homelander asked as Stormfront walked over

"I'm overseeing Damage control," Stormfront said with a shrug. "I came up with the department so I'm stuck with supervising."

"Must be nice-

BOOM

….

So there I was with Klara talking about Damage control, something we stole from Marvel, when everything exploded.

I managed to save everyone of course and Stormfront just tanked the explosion.

Dozens of large green portals appeared and they came.

"What the fuck are the Flaxans doing here!" Stormfront said with wide eyes as thousands of green skinned humanoids walked out the portals. Each equipped with high tech suit and a laser rifle.

"I-

KRAKOOOM

Was hit with a large blast of pure laser and sent flying into a nearby building. Groaning, I slowly got to my feet. Removing the completely ruined top half of my costume, I slowly floated out the hole I made just to see Stormfront frying every alien with her purple lightning.

Ignoring the metal orbs floating around me, I flew over to Stormfront. Firing off a laser and blowing up the tank that had blasted me.

"We have to End them here and now!" She growled out. "We beat them now and when they go back they will come back with better tech. I don't know about you but the Seven can't beat the second wave."

The Flaxans, despite what people thought those green fucks weren't good. Sure Omniman almost killed them off but they were about to do the same to humans. They technically planned for forty years to invade the earth and if it wasn't for Omniman they would have succeeded.

But this world didn't have an Omniman.

It had me.

"Homelander!" Queen Maeve landed in the middle of a Flaxan battalion, she had crushed some poor green fool beneath her feet. Sword in hand she began cutting them down like they were made of wet paper. "What the fuck is this?"

"How should I know!" I yelled as I cut down flaxans with my lasers. Well I knew what was happening but she didn't know that.

A blue blur turned a couple of Flaxans into green and red soup as A-Train came to a stop.

Black Noir was cutting down Flaxans left and right, uncaring as they blasted him with lasers. He just healed through it and continued his rampage. Dozens of them had already fallen to his Ninja blades.

Off to the side a floating Ak-47 was firing at the Flaxans. Probably Translucent.

"We have to take care of them now before they find a way to counter us- you and all hope is lost!" Stormfront yelled as I sighed.

Suddenly, the Flaxans began to rapidly age. They groaned and screamed before they quickly ran back into their portals.

I quickly flew after them, ignoring Maeve's cries of stop as I passed through the portal and it closed.

I stared up at the blood red skies with a frown. Yep, that sun was gonna go ka boom any day now. And they wanted our young world for their own.

The little Omni orbs floated around me and I couldn't help but poke them. Damn, even here they still worked. Putting that aside, I looked at the Flaxans that were firing at me. Their lasers just bounced off my body. The omni-orbs quickly hid behind me. Huh, that was actually smart of them.

"I will only say this once!" I yelled as I floated off the ground. My eyes glowed a bright red as I glared at them.

" Earth is not yours to conquer."

I blasted off, the sonic Boom I left must have most definitely killed everyone I had left behind. The buildings were tall and mighty but did not stand when I passed through. They fell like a house of cards. I increased my speed, moving so fast that everything around me caught fire. Even the fucking air didn't stand a chance.

For days I decimated the world, it was like I was terraforming the goddamn place.They continued to fight even as I destroyed their already doomed world. At this point Billions had died but I didn't care. The Flaxans would have done the same to us.

A few months later and they flagged me down with a white flag.

"We…we wish to come to an agreement with you!"

From the skies, I heard her say. I slowly floated down to the ground. This one was female, I could tell my her slender form and her-who am I kidding it's the boobs.

"I am one of the few who speaks your language, we wish to broker peace with you." She said as I frowned.

"You're the ones who attacked unprovoked," I said as I folded my arms on my bare chest. "Your planet is dying so you need mine."

"We shall find another! All we want is for you to leave!" She said as tears flowed from her eyes. "The suffering and death you brought here, it's not worth it!"

Honestly, she was right. Even I was tired and just wanted to go home.

"Then open a portal to my home," I said, guess it was time to- wait what was that sound?

"My duty is done, my people will have a new home." The bitch smiled as we were engulfed in a blinding white light.

A fucking obital cannon, the Rods of God. Travelling at mach 5 the thing wiped out the area. What was a destroyed city was now burned to ash. It was like hell on earth.

The blast was equivalent to that of ten nukes being launched onto one place.

The crater that formed was massive. It was probably about the size of a big city. The big breasted alien was gone, dead, reduced to atoms.

I however survived, my clothes were reduced to nothing so I was left naked in a crater the size of New York. Also I had a slight headache and a nosebleed.

All that for a drop of blood.

Their attack didn't do anything except piss me off.

And as I floated out of the crater in all my naked glory. I looked up at the sky, while I couldn't see it, I could definitely hear it. I should have probably gotten rid of that big ass Space Station the second I got here.

I took to the skies with a roar, in a matter of seconds I was already in space. I could hear their screams of terror inside there metal coffin. A few lasers were fired my way and I easily dodged them. I zoomed over the thing, I pressed my hands against the alien metal and pushed.

Do you know what would happen if a space station the size of a moon was pushed to the world at the speed of sound?

Everything burned…

Continents burned, countries wiped off the planet. I could hear the screams of horror and terror but I ignored them. As everything burned, I went on my own rampage.

This would have taken longer without meta knowledge. But Thankfully she had that for days. Ever since she realized where she was, she'd been working on ways to take down Vought. But after meeting John, plans changed.

She had this dream of being a world famous Superhero but plans changed. John was the world famous hero and she…

She would be his shadow. Vought was just too big to take down. Millions of people world wide would lose employment but if she rooted out the evil ones.

Comics, cartoons and series don't usually give an exact address. So finding a few things was difficult. Since John didn't do something stupid like lick the formula to compound V out to the world, securing it was easy. She knew the locations of every single Compound V baby factory. Next was Voughts board. She owned literally half of shares because, well the company was hers.

Apparently the original Stormfront just didn't care about Vought, too busy being racist or some shit like that.

But she would use this, Vought was now her legacy. A gun she would use for the greater good.

But first…

Lightning charged in her hands making sure to put everything into this one attack. In movies, series and cartoons lightning always seemed to either knock people out and push them away. But this wasn't a low budget series, this was reality.

Black Noir looked up and just as purple lightning rained down on him. Now Black Noir was fast but he was not faster than the speed of fucking lightning.

Half his body was obliterated.

The man was still moving and another blast left nothing.

For those who think he went out like bitch, look up how fast lightning is. Also lightning is 5 times hotter than the surface of the sun. No one apart from Homelander and Soldier boy is surviving that.

It took a while to find out what Stan Edgar's pet does in his free time but once she did, it was just a matter of planning. She set up a date, waited for him to show up and boom. Hit him with as much lightning as she could.

Now that Noir was out of the way, It was time for stage 2.

Stage 2 would take a day of me stalking Victoria Neumann. Stan Edgar would realise that his pet ninja was missing and run straight to his other pet.

"I don't know where he is, Victoria," Stan Edgar said as he tapped his foot nervously.

"Are we sure he's dead? I mean who can actually do that?" Victoria asked as Edgar frowned.

"Homelander is off doing-" he gestured to the TV that was showing Homelander decimate the Flaxan home world. The Omni-orbs somehow transmitted everything back to the Vought website, allowing the earth to see Homelander save them. "That! And the only one on the seven who can get even close to Noir is Maeve but she didn't do this, no way she took out Noir. The only one powerful enough to kill Noir is-

Oh looks like he figured it out.

Stormfront flew as fast as she could into the house. She burst through the walls and slammed herself into Victoria with everything she had. The woman was reduced to nothing but a red paste.

"Holy shit!" Stormfront gasped, her body covered in Victoria Neumann's blood and gore. "Thank God that worked out!"

Her healing factor was good but she definitely couldn't come back from a blown up head.

"Stormfront I-

KRAKKOOM!

I held out my hand and blasted Stan Edgar with my awesome purple lightning. He was instantly burned to a crisp. I held back so I could keep his burnt corpse for something else.

I grabbed the body and quickly flew away.

I booked a private plane under Edgar's name and flew it over the Atlantic. I stepped out of the plane and then it crashed into the ocean. I quickly flew away.

One more person left…

The headquarters of the church of the collective was easy to get into. The supes they had were bottom of the barrel. So she just sent A-Train to get everything they had on vought while Stormfront attacked the compound dressed in a goofy Homelander costume. She could barely see through the mask but she somehow beat everyone here. Heck Stormfront even killed that cult leader whose name she totally forgot.

Once all that was done, Stormfront went straight to the meeting place she and A-Train agreed on.

"Did you look at it?"

"Nah, I know not to stick my nose into stuff like this." A-Train said with a shrug.

"Good man," Stormfront said as she patted him on the shoulder. "Tomorrow morning you're gonna get a call from Vought asking you to be in your very own series. Well technically it's about a fictional speedster but you're our lead actor."

"Shit for real?!"

"Yep, just act surprised." She said with a wink as he smiled. "Now get out of here you goof."

"Yes ma'am!" And in the blink of an eye he vanished.

Okay time for the next stage.

Grace Mallory took a long drag from her cigarette as they got out of the car.

"I thought you quit?" Butcher asked sarcastically as they approached the door to the big ass Mansion.

"She did," Susan Raynor answered with a frown.

"Yeah well with the higher ups breathing down my neck about The Endbringer, I've been stressed out." The older woman grunted. They were welcomed by an older man.

"Grace, looking lovely as ever." The man chuckled. "What brings you to my humble home?"

"We wanna talk about Homelander." Susan said as the man, Jonah Vogelbaum frowned. "Official government business."

A few minutes later everyone was seated in the living room.

"John was made to be the perfect hero, a god." Jonah said as Grace frowned. "So we pushed him and experimented on him. We trained him to the best of our ability and until finally we couldn't. When John figured we couldn't hurt him anymore he grew arrogant. I lost a lot of my colleagues to him, anyone who even so much as looked at him died instantly. I admit it was my fault he came up like that."

"Are we talking about the same John?" Butcher asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I don't care about his childhood, I wanna know how he's doing that!" Grace pointed at the TV.

The live feed of Homelander destroying a planet was still growing strong. At that point everyone was watching it.

"Super powers are like muscles," Jonah explained. "Take a speedster for example, they aren't able to break the sound barrier as kids but the more they grew up and trained the faster they got. John has been running around the globe saving lives and preventing natural disasters. He's exercising his muscle, the more he uses it the stronger he'll get until his body can't handle it and he peaks."

"Okay so how do we kill him?"

"Jesus Grace this is John we're talking about!" Butcher protested. "He's out there fighting a war for us and you're planning to do him in?"

"And if he comes back here and does the same thing to us!" Grace yelled. "This time he'll have help, Stormfront, Maeve every super in the damn country looks up at him. If he wanted to take over they would follow him! And even if a few were left, who would fight him?"

"Look John isn't like that, sure he had a fucked up childhood but-

"I don't care about him now, I care about him in the future. On a whim, if he decided to go to the white house and lift the roof off the president's home, who would stop him? You? Maybe Susan? We need to protect ourselves, now how the fuck do I stop him Jonah?!"

"You can't,"

Have you ever heard a planet cry?

Apparently they do.

Or maybe it was just the millions of Flaxans crying out to their patron gods.

I stared down at the crying child with a frown. It was a cute little green thing, on her knees praying.

Sadly no God came, only me.

I slowly floated down as she looked up at me with wide eyes.

"Hello little one," I said softly. I doubt she understood me. For some reason she slowly stood to her feet and held out her hands. She didn't run like the others, she looked me in the eyes and demanded I carry her. I gently carried her into my arms and as her little arms wrapped around my neck I couldn't help but cry. "I'm sorry little one."

She had eventually fallen asleep in my arms and I quickly found the most comfortable thing I could put her on. Discarded half burnt bed. And I realised that I've been waging a war with my dick swinging around. Shit I just carried someone's child while I was-

I quickly sped into a still standing building and searched it for any clothing. I finally found a white and blue body suit that actually feet me. But it was a bit tight in the crotch and arms. So I ripped the sleeves off and well after a bit of adjusting, my dick was now comfortable. Unless I got a boner, which is very unlikely.

I floated to the bed, a blanket in hand when I heard a loud thumping noise. It sounded like a herd of elephants coming towards me, towards us! I quickly grabbed Little one just as a large hulking figure burst out of the run down building left of us.

It looked like if a Flaxan turned into the Hulk. Bulging muscles, and rage filled eyes. It ran at me savagely, and I quickly took to the air. The beast quickly leaped at us but blasted it back with a laser. The thing fell but it quickly got up, roared before it jumped even higher than I was flying.

I looked up at the beast coming at me and I fired my lasers once more. It brought its arm up and said arm was burnt off. A new one grew almost instantly and it delivered a punch to the side of my head that sent us both to the ground. I made sure to protect Little one as we crushed, I landed feet first making sure to give her whiplash. My feet dug into the ground until I came to a stop. The thing had landed face first into the ground and as it got up, it's fucked up face roared at us as it healed instantly.

Great, my very own Doomsday.

Little one said something, I didn't understand it but from how she was shaking in my arms she was scared.

"Don't worry, everything will be just fine." I said calmly. I slowly put her down, she didn't want to let go but a smile from me made her comfortable enough to let go of my hand. "Just stay here, okay?"

The monster ran at us and I quickly flew at it. It went in for a punch that I dodged and counted with my own to its jaw. The jaw was sent flying off its face and it screamed in agony. I grabbed its head on both sides and lasered it right in the eyes. My lasers came out the back of its head and it fell to the ground dead.

Huh, Doomsday my ass.

I went back to Little one and she was clapping while bouncing around excitedly.

I picked her up and she said something excitedly.

I really have to find a way to under what she was say-

A roar and the beast had cleared the distance between us. I fired my lasers but, it's skin now tougher than it was before. I jumped back as it went for a punch.

I needed to find a safe place for Little One. I quickly sped away, and the best followed. It's savage run, almost keeping up. But I was so much faster and left it in the dust.

I quickly found a safe place, a couple of half buildings that were still standing.

"Okay Little one, just stay here for a few minutes while I'm dealing with it okay?' I said as I gave her a thumbs up.

Little one looked confused before she gave me her own thumbs up. I smiled and nodded at how cute she looked. She grinned at me and I patted her on the head.

"I'll be right back," I said before vanishing.

I blurred in front of Doomsday and uppercutted, it staggered back before it delivered an attack to my face that I blocked with my arm. Its other hand grabbed me by the waist and threw me.

I crashed into a building just as it jumped and landed on my chest, taking the wind out of me. It then grabbed me by the back of my head and before it slammed me into the ground.

"Fuck me man," Butcher muttered as they watched Homelander lose. "That cunt is a tough one."

"Yeah well," Grace shrugged.

"I feel like you're enjoying him losing," Klara Vought said with a frown.

"A little bit, yeah." Grace said with a small smile. "Seeing the Endbringer get punched around like a ragdoll is satisfying."

"You wouldn't be smiling if you found out what Flaxans planned to do to us." Klara said with narrowed eyes. "Your old ass would be killed instantly while Susan over there would be used to breed soldiers."

Susan Raynor stiffened at that while Grace Mallory stopped smiling.

"Luv you can't be serious-

"They have a red sun, sooner or later their sun will explode. And everything in their solar system will die." Klara said calmly. "Flaxans,are basically a bunch of slavers that go around invading planets for their people and resources. That's why they came at us guns blazing."

Grace Mallory frowned at the woman that sat behind her fancy table. Klara Vought, daughter of Adele Vought. Klara is the granddaughter of the man that started it all, Frederick Vought. At least according to what the CIA could dig up. She was secretly Stormfront but after the death of Stan Edgar, whose plane had crashed. She had cut her hair shorter, ditched her ridiculous costume and now wore a black business suit.

"And you know so much about these, Flaxans? How?" Susan asked as Klara turned to her.

"They sent spies to spy on Vought, so we gave them false information. When they first attacked us, they went directly for our big gun, they knew Homelander, they specifically opened a portal where he was. And they fired their biggest gun at our biggest gun." Klara said with a small smirk. "Of course they failed miserably and are now paying for it."

A loud explosion drew everyone's attention to the TV at the side of the building.

The monster, nicknamed Doomsday by Vought. Had punched Homelander through an entire forest. The blonde hero stood to his feet and wiped the blood at the corner of his mouth. Only for Doomsday to shoulder tackle him.

"Well shit, looks like he won't win this one " Grace said, the look on Klara's face made her smile.

"Yeah well if he loses they come at us with that thing," Klara said through gritted teeth. "They'll probably re-

Suddenly the door burst open.

"Klara!" Meave came into the room, sword in hand and eyes puffy red with tears in them. "I have to go to him, he-he needs my help!"

"Oh honey," Klara quickly stood up and rushed to the crying woman. "Don't worry he's going to be fine, Vought is working on a portal right now and as soon as we are done you and I are going to go over there and bring our boy back home."

"But-

"Look at me," Klara held her by the head and gently brought her in for a kiss on the lips. "Our boy will be fine okay, I'm working with the government to bring him back and-

Doomsday roared and everyone turned to the TV. The beast had straddled Homelander and was raining down punches on his face. Blood splattered as every punch caused a shockwave that scattered the trees.

Maeve gasped as Klara quickly hugged her. Even Mallory who was praying on Homelander's downfall could but frown at the brutality. Seeing someone who was basically a God get beaten down.

The entire earth went quiet as Homelander was beaten to a pulp.

As Doomsday rained blow after blow on Homelander, it was interrupted by a tiny rock hitting the back of its head.

The Beast stopped and slowly turned its head.

Little One stood there, she was shaking in fear but she promptly threw the other rock in her hand.

It did nothing, but make the beast angry as it got off Homelander and made its way to her.

"No!" Maeve gasped in horror. "R-run little one."

Everyone in the world was screaming at their screams, telling the little alien girl to run.

"Nooo!" Homelander roared as he super sped at Doomsday. He grabbed the thing by the head. His fingers gripping into the things head as he pulled it back. But Doomsday wouldn't have it, it roared and tried to grab the little one. But Homelander had pulled back enough that even as it swiped at the girl it was only a few inches away. "Run, please you have to run!"

Little one was clearly frozen in fear and ducked down, she covered her head and cried.

Doomsday's roar blocked her cries out as it struggled in Homelander's grip.

Its other hand came up and punched Homelander in the side of the head but the hero wouldn't let up his grip.

"I won't let you hurt her!" Homelander yelled before he tightened his grip and flew off.

Doomsday fought him through the entire flight.

Homelander spun around and threw the beast with all his might. Doomsday was sent flying so hard when his body hit the ground everything nearby was reduced to nothing.

An enraged Homelander flew at the crater feet first. He slammed into the beast chest so hard Doomsday's chest curved in. Lasers cut its arms off completely before Homelander went to work. Punches rained down on Doomsday's hard, so fast and so hard the beast went into a Coma like state. Its head was basically non-existent, just minced meat attached to a neck. Homelander took to the skies before firing his most powerful laser yet. The twin beams, as thick as an adult, slammed into the body. The body was gone, reduced to ashes. But Homelander still kept going until nothing was left.

Panting, the hero waited. A few seconds passed before he flew away.

Their was static on the screen before it went blank.

"W-wait what happened?!" Maeve asked with wide eyes. "Why did it stop!"

"Maeve come down, I'll have tech support on this, right now I need you to-

"You said you would open a portal for me! That I'd go help him! You lied to-"

Stormfront chopped Maeve at the back of her neck, knocking her out.

"There, there honey," Klara said as she lifted Maeve like she was a paper weight. "I'm sorry you guys had to see that," she said as she carried Maeve into a bridal carry. "Can we have our little meeting another time? I have things to work on."

"Sure thing luv," Butcher said as he stood up. Mallory was about to protest but a look from Butcher said otherwise. "Take care of Maeve for me will ya."

"Of course,"


A/N sup y'all so I've been away for a while now because of some negative reviews I received from my Flash story.

So yeah, not sure when chapter two of this will come out but considering it was just a bunch of one shots I put together.

See you when I see you!