I present you one of the latest story, Humiliating You With My Humiliating Quirk! A My Hero Academia crack one-shot fanfic!

Most characters might be OOC and there might be some grammar errors but I'm trying my best.

That is inspired by a story that have been going around the internet for a long time and it's possible it's just a urban legend. I will tell you what story it was in the bottom AN to avoid the spoiler.

Warning: Pure Crack!

Enjoy the story of HYWMHQ!

Disclaimer: I don't own My Hero Academia and anything mentioned in this story.


Humiliating You With My Humiliating Quirk


My Quirk Come In…

The doctor stare at a four year old boy, Midoriya Izuku, then he turn his stare to the embarrassed mother flat for a good minute before he turn back to the boy. "…Give it up." The doctor said bluntly, "You can't be a hero."

"B-B-But why?" Izuku looked so shocked before he lift a object up with both hands, "My quirk let me summon a bo staff! I'm going to be a hero with that!"

"…Boy, that's not a bo staff…" The doctor deadpanned and Inko covered her face embarrassingly, how can she explain it to her son that it's not a weapon but a…'That have to be a mutation but why do it have to be like that?' The doctor sweatdropped at a pink dildo in the boy's hand.


"Your quirk is useless like you!" Katsuki laughed cruelly at Izuku along with few other children after he show his quirk off, "You can't be a hero!"

"I-I-It's not!" Izuku stuttered timidly, "I-I'm going to be a hero, n-no matter what! I-I…"

"I said no!" The blonde knock him down with popping firecrackers and everyone laughed harder at the shivering greenette. Little does the poor boy know is that it was going to be downhill for him for a roughly decade.


The day I decide to be a…

This is the worst day ever in Izuku's life as he trudge down the street, everyone made fun of him when they found out that he was aiming for U.A., Katsuki beat the shit out of him and humiliating him in many ways before this asshole try to suicide-bating him then All Might just shot his dream down with a nonchalant 'no' answer. 'W-W-Why can't they tell me one thing I-I want to hear…' Izuku stared down at his shoes sadly, '…Just one thing…' His head keep replay his memories from age four to today and slowly his brows furrowed as he remember all humiliation and hardship he suffered under Katsuki's endless bullying. '…If I can't be a hero with this quirk…Then I'll be a villain with this quirk!' He summon a small purple dildo in his hand with a determined scowl.


It took a lot of effort, like heavy training with cleaning the junkyard up at beach by himself for example, and time until Izuku find the location that he heard some whispers in shady place and he was very nervous when he walk into an warehouse filled with villains. He gulped nervously as the eyes draw to him for a moment and a young man walk up to him with many hands all over his body, a costume? "You, what do your quirk do?" He grunted behind the hand-face mask.

'Is he the leader?' Izuku gulped before he take a deep breath, "Um, m-m-my quirk is…" He give him a short demonstration by summon an floppy blue dildo, "Sex toy summon." There was a long minute of absolute silence in the warehouse until a snort break it and all villains give out belly-splitting laughter.

"G-G-G-Get…T-T-The fuck out of here!" The laughing leader with hands bawled his eyes out so hard that his hand-mask fall off to give Izuku a good view of his face as he waved the greenette out, "Y-Y-You think you can be…A-A-A villain with this…This…Sex quirk! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"GO OPEN A SEX STORE UP, KIDDO!" A random villain teased.

"OR SUPPLY THE ADULT ACTRESSES WITH IT!" Another villain fell over on her knees with loud laughter and Izuku was laughed out of the warehouse.

"…" Izuku stood still outside the building with clenched fists and red face, "…F-F-Fine, you know what?" He looked down at his flopping dildo angrily, "I-I'll show them…I'll show them all!" He storm away with a new goal in his mind.


The Debut…

Death Arms was over the moon, he have arrested three criminals, foil two deals and he was surrounding by citizens who was cheering him on, he even spot some cute women waving a slip paper with numbers on it. "Just doing my du…" Death Arms waved at the cheering crowd with a grin until he hear some strange shouting behind him and the hero turn back with raised brow…Only to be greeted by an blunt weapon slapping his jaw and he stumble backward with couple steps as he rub his sore chin. "Wha…?" He bring his head up to glare at the assaulter, only to blink in confusion. His assaulter was wearing an hentai 'ahegao' helmet, green-and-black outfit with colorful 'hentai' tags all over, black gloves with 'adult only' on knuckles and pair of green-and-black boots with tags. The blunt weapon that hit him was an big black dildo. "…Wha?"

"HERE'S A BIG DICK FOR BIG BITCH!" Too bewildered to react, Death Arms receive an hard backslap from the dildo and the attacker continue to slapping his face around with the dildo as the confused hero tried to shield his head with arms, the screaming lunatic smacking him down to his knees. "BIG DICK FOR BITCH! LOOK AT THE BITCH HERE! CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING DICK! WHO'S THE BIG BITCH? WHO IS?! YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE FUCKING BIG BITCH HERE!"

"W-W-Wha…" The pro hero have no clue what the hell this guy is saying and the bewildered crowd stare on as an lunatic beat the pro hero up with an sex toy. A hard hit to Death Arms' chin knock him out and the screaming lunatic threw the dildo at his body with a hard smack before he ran away while everyone just stand there in bewilderment.

"...D-D-Did he just got beat up…" A woman muttered before she snort, "W-W-W-With a…Dildo?!" She laughed out at the ridiculous sight and slowly, everyone start to laugh at the poor unconscious hero with pointing fingers and snapping pictures. Some who have caught the whole thing with recording on their phone have upload it to the worldwide.

Somewhere far away from the crime scene, the lunatic find a well hiding place before he quickly change his outfit into regular causal clothing, revealing himself to be Izuku. "W-W-W-Wow, I-I-I did it…" Izuku muttered to himself with heavy pants, he can't believe he just took a pro hero down with his quirk. He take few deep breaths to calm his rapid-pacing heartbeats down, 'With that, everyone will know the name of…' His thought skidded to halt as he realize something, "A-A-Ah! I forget to give my alias! Ugh…" He mumble under his breath dejectedly, 'Now I wonder what they'll going to call me after today.'

He was dubbed as the Dildo Menace to his somewhat chagrin.


The Reign of Dildo Menace!

The villainess with spring limbs was cornered by Kesagiri Man and she was trying to look for escape route with gritted teeth as the crowd rooted for the local hero. "Turn yourself in, villain!" Kesagiri Man barked, "Or I will be authorized to use…" A large green dildo smash down on top of his head and he kiss the pavement immediately with a flip as the crowd gasp.

'The Dildo Menace?' The villainess jolted up at the sight of the Dildo Menace before she exhale out in relief with a smug smile, "Hey, thank for the save…"

"THERE'S ENOUGH DICK FOR EVERYONE!" The menace blindsided her with a hard slap of very same dildo and the villainess tumble down on her rear.

"W-W-Wha…?" She looked up to the menace with hand on her cheek, "You…Aren't you on my side?! You're a vi…"

"I'M NO VILLAIN, BITCH!" The Dildo Menace swung the dildo across her face then he smack it on Kesagiri Man's head to knock him down again as soon as he tried to get up, "NEITHER AM I HERO!" He whomped his stunned victims crazily with dildo sticks as they cradled their heads in complete confusion, "I AM THE MENACE!" The victims passed out after few hard well-placed hits and the lunatic fling dozen dildos at the downed victims for few minutes then he flee. The crowd blink few times before they snicker at the sight, it slowly devolve into pure laughter.


"STOP RIGHT THERE, MENACE!" Native chase the masked lunatic down the street and the Dildo Menace just toss dildos at the bystanders left and right like candies. It have been two months since this menace make his debut and he unbelievingly have defeated over hundred pro heroes, many criminals and some cops who tried to become famous by arresting him in short time. The pro hero have no idea why the citizens were cheering for the lunatic, maybe it have something to do with the fact that the menace have never take a life or target innocents, he don't know.

"WHY SHOULD I STOP WHEN IT'S GETTING SO GOOD!" The menace tossed several dildos over his shoulders and the pro hero avoid them with some footwork as the lunatic run around the corner.

"I SAID STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Native ran around the corner before he slip on something wet up into air and he shrieked out with widened eyes as he somersault backward until he skid across the pavement on his face. "W-W-Wha…?" He shakily lift his head off the ground to stare at the slime under him, "W-What is that?"

"LUBE BOY, LUBE BOY!" The Dildo Menace squirted lube bottles all over the bewildered hero as the crowd gather, "LUBE BOY, LUBE BOY!" He chucked the empty bottles at the hero's head before he escape and the pro hero attempt to give a chase, only to slip on the lube over and over with some thuds while the people laughed at him, calling him Lube Boy to his chagrin.


Have scoping the locations out and setting some traps to secure his escape route, Izuku walk up the street for one final test run until a figure appear in the corner of his eyes and his head turn slightly before the greenette froze in his trail with widened eyes. He was stunned for few seconds before his eyes narrowed angrily and Izuku quickly duck into the alleyway, he was very lucky that the bastard don't spot him first. 'I'll never thought it will be soon…' Izuku pulled his costume out.

Everything is so fucking great for Bakugo Katsuki, he got in U.A., took some villains down in USJ incident, won the sport festival and have an workweek internship under number four and to make it more sweet, no fucking deku! His origin story is getting better and better and there is nothing that can ruin…

"Hey, Cocksucker!" Katsuki blinked before he turn to face a masked lunatic who was giving him a double gun-finger gesture. The explosive blonde immediately recognize him as the Dildo Menace after seen couple news on this guy and the hero-in-training charge toward him with menacing grin without listening to fucking extras in background. That is a perfect chance to make names and put himself on number one of the ranking board before his heroic career start!

"DIE, YOU FUCKING VI…" The blonde swing his fist…Only to have it get grabbed in midair then the menace slam his back on the hard ground with judo throw. "GA…" He coughed out…

"HERE'S A BIG JUICY COCK FOR YOU, COCKSUCKER!" The menace rammed a thick black dildo down the shocked blonde's mouth then he flick the switch on, the sex toy vibrated at high speed.

"M-M-M-MMMPH!" Katsuki's head shook along with the high-speed vibration as his eyes widened in complete bewilderment and he wonder how the fuck did this guy get one-up on him?!

"What's that?!" The Dildo Menace leaned down with cupped ear, "You want more? I get you!" He suddenly cram more dildo inside the dazed blonde's mouth, "YOUR FUCKING BIG MOUTH IS PERFECT FOR THAT! YOU TRULY ARE A COCKSUCKER!" He quickly lift Katsuki's head up to the crowd as the menace gave them a thumb-up while everyone take picture of him and his gagging victim. "SMILE, COCKSUCKER, FOR YOUR FANS! THAT IS THE COCKSUCKER'S DEBUT!" The menace dropped Katsuki's head before he whacked the stunned hero-in-training with jello dildos until the explosive user pass out. "BY THE WAY!" The masked lunatic pointed down at the passed-out teenager, "This guy is the reason why I'm doing that! He's one big quirkist bastard who bully and suicide-bating anyone that have 'weak' quirk!" The crowd gasped, "The big question is why U.A. don't run background check on anyone who's entering the school!" He ran away from the shocked crowd with one last holler, "LOOK INTO IT, YOU ALL!"

"If that's true, then does that mean…" A random citizen said to other citizen and everyone start to muttering it.

By the time Katsuki woke up, it was all downhill from here. His past have come into light and everyone from extras in his classmates to pro heroes condemn him for pushing Dildo Menace onto this path. Katsuki was expelled from U.A. and then got arrested a week later when he tried to go vigilante, only to be arrested by Eraserhead who was keeping a eye on him in case since he know his personality. Due to Katsuki's behavior, he was doomed to spend the rest of his time in prison for assaulting everyone there…Because his nickname was Cocksucker and no one would stop calling him that. Katsuki never make a connection between his bullied victim and Dildo Menace the whole time until then.

Does Izuku ever feel bad for destroying his former childhood friend's life? No, not even a little bit.


I got…

"Yo, finally caught you."

"W-W-W-Who are you?!" Izuku shrieked out as he got startled by a hand on his shoulder before he spun around, thrusting a large arm-length dildo close to the culprit's face.

"That's so lit, you can make them bigger if you want to."

"W-W-Who are you?!" The greenette repeated before his face turn red as soon as the culprit lapped the dildo's tip few times in a teasing fashion, "S-S-Stop doing that!"

"Sorry, hon, I'm totally penting up because the school I'm going is so salty AF, no relationship between students." The culprit giggled at his reaction, "Name's Utsushimi Camie and I know you're Dildo Menace. Call me Camie."

"H-H-How did you know?!" Izuku gawked in shock.

"Well, I have been following you for a while." Camie replied as her right hand grasp the dildo's tip, "Saw you changing couple time about a month ago." He need to be more careful and not let his guard down from now onward…But first, he need to do something to keep his secret but how can he convince her to…"Wanna be my boyfriend?"

"…E-EH?!" He gaped at her, "W-W-Why?! W-W-We barely meet!"

"I know, but you're so hilarious AF and I like that in my man." She said, "Bonus, you're so cute, sexy and hot. Don't worry, I'll keep your secret even if you reject me."

"Um…" Izuku was at loss for word and his brain just shut down when Camie suckle the dildo's tip as she wait for his answer. "…Ok?"

"Yay, that's lit!" Camie smiled bubbly.

'…I got a girlfriend?!' The blushing greenette realized what he just agreed to.


A deadly standoff was so intense in the ruin as All Might and All For One stare each other down, the number one hero was raiding the League's hideout to rescue Tokoyami until All For One teleport the hostage and the league members to his side. "That is the end of road for you, All For One!" All Might glared at his nemesis and the scarred villain was about to make a retort with a evil grin…Until a jello dildo smack the side of the villain's face. "Wha…?!"

"Wha…?!" The powerful villain looked so puzzled as the dildo slowly slide down off his face and their heads slowly turn to the direction where it was thrown to see Dildo Menace. "Ah, the Dildo Menace. Do you think this pathetic attack will throw me off…"

"OOOOOOOH!" The Dildo Menace pulled an nunchaku out then spinning it around ridiculously and that throw both men off for one good reason. "OOOH! OOH!"

"…I-I-Is that…" All For One slowly lift his pointing finger at the weapon, "Dildos with chain?" The nunchaku sticks were actually dildos.

"NO, THAT'S NUT-BUSTER!" The lunatic speedily charge in and swing the end piece…Right into All For One's groin with a hard strike and the villain's hands shot down to his aching groin as he dropped down on his knees.

"M-M-MY BALLS!" The villain coughed out in pure bewilderment, who the fuck hit people in balls with blunt weapon?! Not even he would dare to make a low-blow like that to anyone! "YOU MENACE, YOU…" A swinging dildo to face shut him up and the villain slump over with a groan.

"Um…" All Might watched on with blinks before he slowly lift his hand up, "I think it's better if you leave this one to me, Dild…"

"EAT DICK!" The menace slammed the spinning dildo on the number one hero's jaw and the force along with shock factor bring the mightiest hero down to his knee. Both All Might and All For One look up in time to see the lunatic pulling second bizarre nunchaku out before he whack them crazily with gibberish screaming, "WAH! EAT DICK, HAVE SOME DICK! EAT IT! TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!"

"W-WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!" All For One curled up with arms over his head along with his enemy, "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!"

"I DON'T KNOW!" All Might screamed out as the crazy menace strike their bodies with dildo weapons, "I DON'T KNOW!" Is that some kind of fever dream?! Several well-placed strike of weapons have send them to dreamland but it don't stop the screaming lunatic from beating them up.

"Hey, you!" Tomura was about to lunge at the masked madman to save his sensei until the menace drop the weapons to pull something out that make him pause in trail and swat it across his torso, pushing him backward away from him. "…Is that a dildo with baseball bat handle?"

"IT'S NOT JUST ANY DILDO!" The Dildo Menace swing his new weapon vertically, "THAT IS THE PENETRATOR!" The Penetrator smashed down on bewildered white-haired villain and it propel him down to kiss the rubbles hard.

"HAH, THERE YOU ARE!" The menace turned to see Endeavor charge toward him and the lunatic rush in, dodging some flame blasts from the flame hero…

BOP! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!

Endeavor was very stupefied that he stood still, this nutjob...Just hit him…With a sex doll…Not just any sex doll, no, it was an cheap inflation female sex doll. This lunatic is hitting him with a balloon sex doll. "…W-W-Where did you get that from?" The perplexed flame hero asked, "D-D-Don't you use dildo…?!"

"WHAT'S THE MATTER?!" The Dildo Menace screamed as he bopped the flame hero's body with sex doll, "CAN'T HANDLE A WOMAN?! OR…" He whacked Endeavor's side with a male sex doll, "DO YOU PREFER MAN?! CAN'T HANDLE HIM…OR BOTH?! NO JUDGEMENT HERE!" The baffled hero just stare off into empty space, trying to wrap his mind around what the fuck is he going through at this moment. "HAA!" The menace suddenly blast him with squeezing lube bottles that somehow put the fire out, "FIRE-RESISTANCE ANAL LUBE FOR ONE FLAMING DICK!"

"S-Stop th…" Endeavor swatted the doll away as he take a step forward…Only to slip out under the slippery lube and knock himself out by hitting a boulder with the back of his head.

"Here, to keep you warm!" The lunatic placed the sex dolls at the flame hero's side before he turn around to face the appearing heroes and league of villains, "OH GOODY! I BOUGHT ENOUGH TOYS FOR ORGY!" He charged toward to the groups and no one notice a news helicopter above them that have been there the entire time.

From nationwide to the world, everyone watch one-sided beatdown between the menace and his opponents in a very humiliating fashion that end in Dildo Menace's victory. It was the day the world have found out that the Dildo Menace not only summon dildo in a massive size that can take Mount Lady on but any kind of sex toys and it was also the day that the league of villain have been arrested along with their leaders in a single day, the day that number one hero and other heroes, who was there this day, have their reputation plummet to some degrees.


"Izu, you're so famous now." Camie hugged Izuku from behind as he sit on her laps while they watch the new replaying the Kamino Ward's incident over and over for the next few days. "That's totally lit and cray-cray."

"Y-Y-Yeah, I-I-I can't believe it…" Izuku blushed, it was pure luck that he was happen to be there and that he was able to take some top heroes and most wanted villains down like that.

"Mmm…" His girlfriend squeezed him like one to plush doll, "They're saying they're bringing some international heroes in to catch you. You will be alright?"

"Let them come." He muttered with red face as he feel her hands massaging his abs, "I-I can get them off-guard as usual."

"Yeah, with your sexy toys." Camie snickered before she laughed at a clip, "Yo, I can't believe you bounded and hooked Mirko up to car battery and scream that she'll get a carrot if she can take it." The said heroine was shocked until she fainted. "…Is car battery a sex toy?" She furrowed her brows in wonder.

"Um, not really." Izuku blushed madly, "There was a car nearby so I swipe it in case."

"Ah, cool." She plop her chin on his shoulder with a hum, "…Wanna make out? Or make some fireworks with some toys?"

"Ummm, the f-f-first one?" The blushing greenette muttered timidly, his girlfriend really enjoy the whole mutual masturbation and he's so lucky that she don't pressure him into taking it all way to next level until they're both comfortable to do it for first time. He's not ready for it yet! What would his mother think…Well, there's the whole 'Dildo Menace' thing but still…


The people was greeted by one screaming man as he stumble out from the shady alleyway, flailing his arms around with white slimes all over his face before a double-headed dildo smack the back of his head and he hit the ground with a hard thud. A familiar masked lunatic stomped out from the very same alleyway with a trembling little girl in his arm and he pull a large blunt hard dildo out then strike the downed man's head hard over and over. "YOU SICKO!" The menace shouted and some citizens can tell how angry he sound behind the helmet. "HOW DARE YOU ABUSE A LITTLE GIRL?! SHE'S FIVE! FIVE! NO MEAN NO!" The man attempted to get up with some stumble, only to be knock down by another hard strike to head. "STAY DOWN, YOU CHILD-ABUSING SICKO BASTARD!" He kept beating the screaming man to point of unconscious and one inch close to death before the menace storm away from the man with a angry grumble, taking the little girl with him.

"Wait, this guy touch a little girl?" A random man glared down at the unconscious man.

"LET'S GET HIM!" A random woman shouted and the mob stomped on the fainted man's body until a blonde older teenager was passing by and arrest the downed man once everyone explained the situation to him.

Later it was discovered that the man that have been beat one inch close to death was known as Overhaul, a leader of Shie Hassaikai and it was said that Sir Nighteye was grumbling under his breath, something about foiled and future sight from time to time.


Camie take one look at the little girl, named Eri, before she turn to her boyfriend while pointing at Eri. "That is our daughter now."

"C-C-Camie, w-we're too young to be…" Izuku stuttered.

"Papa?" Eri looked up to him with adorable doe eyes.

"…Never mind, she's our daughter now." He said.


One Last Humiliation…

"In order to catch this Dildo Menace and stop his terror of insanity, we have to…" Tsuragamae Kenji, the police chief, announced to the reporters on live and he was about to continue until a door to his right kicked open.

"HEEEEEEEEEY, BITCH, DILDO MENACE'S IN THE HOUSE!" The Dildo Menace fling the sex toys to the cheering audience while casually strolling in as Kenji choke on his spit with popped-out eyes and the lunatic casually push a white dildo into the shocked chief's mouth. "Here's a boner for you." He turned to the microphones with a clearing throat while the baffled chief looked left and right in confusion, not sure what he would do in this situation. "I'm here for one and only reason and that is…" He slapped a large floppy dildo on podium then put his wrists together with fuzzy handcuffs, "Turn myself in before anyone can arrest me! HAHAHA!" The audience was shocked and confused by his announcement.

"Wait, can you explain the reason why you're turning yourself in?" A female reporter lift her hand up.

"Easy!" The lunatic grinned behind his mask, "To give everyone a biggest humiliation that they will never live it down for the rest of their life and beyond! You see, it's a fact that I defeat ALL pro heroes in the WORLD and humiliate them to point that they keep swearing that they will get me and toss my ass in jail for good." Some reporters nodded, many heroes have swear revenge on the menace after their humiliated defeat, "But what would they do if I turn myself in freely and willing? Nothing! They can't get their revenge! They can't erase their black mark! They can't beat me and take their dignity back! They can't do anything to me at all!"

"SON OF A BITCH!" A voice shouted far back in the room.

"OH, SNATCH, I SEE YOU THERE!" The Dildo Menace pointed out with a laughter before he clear his throat, "Anyway! I'm gonna tell you all one more thing to fan the flame of humiliation…" He took his helmet off to everyone's surprise, "THE HEROES AND EVERYONE ELSE GOT THEIR ASS KICKED BY A FIFTEEN YEARS OLD BOY WITH SEX TOY SUMMON QUIRK!" Izuku laughed loudly at the stupor audience with tears in corner of his eyes, "HAHAHAHAHA!" The bewildered chief slowly put hands on Izuku's shoulders to take him out but he have one last thing to add, "BY THE WAY, I"LL BE BACK WITH CLEAN RECORD BECAUSE I'M A JUVENILE AND THE RECORD WILL BE SEALED BY THE TIME I GET OUT IN TWO YEARS OR LESS!"

"…SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!" Snatch's voice roared.

That was the collective cries of every heroes everywhere in the world.


"Well, that's not what I expected." Izuku muttered to himself as he sit in front of Nezu in the U.A. principal's office and he narrow his eyes at glaring scruffy man in corner, trying to recall where he remember him from. "…Oh, I remember you. I tied you up in turtleshell bondage then blast you with cumshot dildo toys, didn't I?" Aizawa's glare become murderous with red face as some teachers snickered, "Yup, good to see you again, Bukkake Head." He turned back to the smirking principal, "So to be clear, you want me to join your school as a student in heroic department and you clear my record for good, as if my career as Dildo Menace never happen at all, while you're at it?"

"Yes, that's right." Nezu replied with smirk still on his face.

"…I'll join on two conditions…No, wait, three conditions!" Izuku held three fingers up.

"Name them and we'll see." The principal replied.

"One, I want Utsushimi Camie from Shiketsu to be transferred to here in heroic course." The greenette said, "Two, my adopted daughter, Eri, will come with us to live in dorm. Three…I get free rein to beat and humiliate any students and staff here if I need to…Or want to, whenever I feel like it!"

"The conditions are acceptable." Nezu grinned, "Welcome to U.A., Midoriya Izuku."

"Awesome!" Izuku pulled his phone out, "Let me call Camie and tell her the good news!"

"NEZU, NO!" Aizawa and the staff cried in disbelief and shock.

"Nezu, yes!" The principal crackled madly, he's a big fan of Izuku's chaotic nature from day one.


And that end the story of HYWMHQ!

With an crazy quirk, Izuku have gone crazy and get his revenge on the society in a humiliating and chaotic way…And somehow get a girlfriend, adopted daughter and his dream on the way.

That story was inspired by a online urban legend about a guy who beat a cop to death with a dildo. I'm not sure if it's true or not because I don't find any news article about it and if it's real…Then wow, just wow.

Again, it's a pure crack story so it's not meant to have any plot and-slash-or be taken serious.

Anyway, I think that's all I can say for now. Thank you for your time to read it.

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