I present you one of the latest story, What A Dick!: Multiverse Edition! A Naruto x X-over crack one-shot fanfic!

I recommend you all to read What A Dick first before this story to understand what's going on.

What if Naruto does that in other universes? Well!

Many jumps and skips…And that is a joke story, do not take it seriously. Just a crack fanfic. Short because I'm not gonna shove every single one into one chapter. Just some.

Most characters might be OOC and there might be some grammar errors but I'm trying my best.

Enjoy the story of WaD: ME

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and everything in this story.


What A Dick!: Multiverse Edition


Naruto don't know what just happen but he find himself teleporting through different places, different universes so he decide to do the best thing he can do…Being himself and trying to find his way home!

Little does he know is that some people will come home with him…


Harry Potter


"Naruto Uzumaki, you are…" The sorting hat said before it scream out with widened eyes, "DICK!"

"Coming through, coming through." Naruto pushed through the teenagers and they yelped out from startle as his giant covered dick smack some magicians aside.

"…Now that's a dick." Dumbledore stroked his beard with arched eyebrow, wondering what kind of spell hit this poor lad with. The other professors just stared on gobsmacked, even the students.

"…I am urged to place you in Slytherin but you are more Gryffindor." The sorting hat muttered, "Gryffindor house."

"Cool." The genin held his thumb up.


Hermione widened her eyes in horror as the troll lift his club up…Only to get sucker punched by a giant boner when Naruto race in with a shout. "Hey, fizzy hair, are you in here?!" The genin immiedately spot the witch, "There you are! There is a…Um…" He slowly trail off when he see knocked-out troll, "Whoa, what happened to him…" He noticed his member's stage, "Aw, fuck! I hate random boner!" He attempted to hide his boner from the bewildered girl poorly, "Sorry, sorry about that. Are you alright?"

"…Yes…" Hermione uttered dumbly.

"Hermione, are you ok…" Harry ran into the restroom with Ron in tow, only to get slapped aside by the genin's dick when he turned around.

"She's fine." Naruto said before he look down at the groaning boys confusingly, "Hey, what happened to you two?"


Draco hurl some insults at Hermione in front of everyone. "HEY, YOU ASSHOLE!" The frowning warlock turn around to glare…Only to have a giant covered dick punched him in face, sending him flying away. "LEAVE HER ALONE OR I'M GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!"

"S-S-S-STOP IT!" Draco screamed out as the genin unwittingly bonk his head in with his dick over and over while he cowered under it with a horrific scream.

"…You know what?" Hermione stared at the genin's back with a pinkish tint in her cheeks as she muttered under her breath, "I must have a crush on him."


"Hey." Naruto turned around at a soft sound of a voice behind him to see a blonde girl with dreamy expression.

"Um, hey?" He raised his hand up at her with a blink, "Um, who are you?"

"I'm Luna Lovegood." The blonde girl simply smile with a hum.

"Oh, I'm Naruto Uzumaki." Naruto scratched his head puzzingly, "Um, do you know you're barefoot?"

"Yup." Luna nodded before she sit down on a orange 'cushion', "I don't want to scare some creatures away."

"Um, what creatures?" He wondered why the loony girl decide to sit on his giant dick as they chat a bit and he never notice Hermione seething at the sight in background or Harry and Ron exchange confused looks with each other.


"Herminone, just ignore this dick." Naruto huffed with crossed arms.

"It's hard to ignore this dick when it's this huge." Hermione eyed his story tall dick.

"Heh, yeah, he's one huge dick." He chuckled at Ron and Draco in distance.

"…Oh, you mean them, not other thing." The brunette looked away embarrassing with red face to his confusion.


Harry tensed up when the giant dragon charge toward him with a roar until Naruto jump in. "Harry, watch out!" He accidentally smashed the squeaking dragon into the ground with a slam of his giant cock before he look down at the flattened creature, "…Huh?"

"…Thank you, Naruto." Harry deadpanned as he felt relieved, "For your help, really."

"…Is he single?" Fleur leaned closer to whisper to Bill.

"Um, yes." Bill whispered back with a small sweatdrop, "But there are other girls who like him…"

"That's fine with me." She whispered back.

"…Wait, what?" The redhead gave her a weird look.

"…I want to break up with you now." Cho said to Cedric while staring at the confused genin and her soon to be ex facepalm.


"Listen up, everybody." Dolores Umbridge spoke haughty to the student body, "I am…" The doors behind her burst outward as a colossal dick launch the screeching woman up in air over the cliff.

"Hey, Naruto in the ho…" Naruto waddled in with a wide grin before he blink at the silence as the students stare at him and he notice some people look over the rails. "…What? Do I have something on my face?"

"You think she'll live?" Snapes asked McGonagall.

"From this height?" McGonagall snorted, "I certainly think not."

"…Good." The potion professor shrugged his shoulders before he turn to the troublemaker, "…Is it me or did his dick get bigger than last year?"


Lord Voldemort smirked cruelly at Harry as they have their final standoff and he was about to gloat until he hear a strange battle cry. "GIANT DICK NO JUTSU!" Voldemort look to his right to see a tower-size clothed dick shot up into the sky before it swing downward, sending his army flying with screams.

"What in sorc…" Voldemort said in shock before the orange blur crashed into him, killing him immediately and Harry stare at the giant orange clothed dick with flat look.

"…Why am I not surprised by that?" Harry muttered. He was not surprised when all the women he know mobbed Naruto to confess their loves and went off to his home dimension, it's quite shame that Ginny and Cho went with Naruto since Harry used to have crush on them one time.


Disney Universe


The disguised evil queen was about to hand the poisoned apple to Snow White with a cruel smirk…Until a orange dick crashed down onto her, forcing her to drop her disguise and accidentally bit into the apple. The evil queen screamed out before she die under the giant dick and Snow White blink rapidly down at the sight then up to Naruto, who appear to be clueless. "Um, where am I?" Naruto asked the ravenette, "And can you show me the way to nearby city?"

"…I'll show you the way." Snow said and the blonde have no idea that she have fall in love with him at first sight since he saved her life from the evil queen.


The hunter aim his gun at the mother of Bambi until a giant orange dick shot at his right side, launching the screaming man up in air and the deer quickly skip away. "Did you hear something?" Naruto asked Snow with puzzled expression, "It sound like a scream." The ravenette just shrug her shoulders while staring at the genin's boner.


Cinderella slightly cowered from her evil stepfamily who were berating her until a giant cock crash through the wall, burying the screaming evil stepfamily in front of widened-eyed blonde. "Oh, shit!" Naruto ran in while holding onto his giant cock, "Is anyone hurt?! I don't mean…"

"Thank you for free me, my savior." Cinderella cut him off.

"Um, what?" The genin blinked confusingly. The blonde woman will join him on his adventure.


"What the fuck is this place?" Naruto looked at the funky surrounding, it make him feel like he's on a drug as he carry his giant dick over his shoulder and he suddenly trip over a rock. His dick swing downward and break through the hedge lawn before he hear a bloodcurdling scream, following by dozen of screams.

"WHAT A DICK!" The genin quickly ran through the hole of hedge to see crowd, mostly living cards for some reasons, and they all turn to stare at him.

"Sorry about the hedge, I…" The genin scratched his head until a young blonde girl suddenly hop onto his cock then run toward him before she grab his hand to drag him away.

"Run! RUN!" The blonde girl screamed, "BEFORE THE LOONY MAD QUEEN WAKE UP AND DEMAND OUR HEADS!" Naruto will later find out that her name is Alice and she's lost so she end up joining his small group.


"Naruto, who are those people?" Snow asked Naruto and the genin's head turned over his shoulder to a new trio.

"Um, that is Wendy, Jessica Rabbit and Maid Marian." Naruto turned back to the ravenette and other blondes, "I kinda save Wendy from an pirate with hook, Marian from some knights and um, Jessica somehow end up sitting on my dick and said that she want to come with us. Don't know where she came from." There was a rapid chirp in background, "Oh, and there's Tinkerbell. She kinda tag along with us for some reasons."

"He broke the ship in half with his giant penis." Wendy said.

"He turn a castle into rubbles by swinging his thing around." Marian said, "Free many poor innocent people from prisons at same time and give them riches."

"I have my reason…" Jessica eyed Naruto's cock with a certain glint, no one know that she just divorce her husband on spot the very moment they see the giant cock rolling into the city then hop onto the giant cock to ride off and she'll make sure they will never find out to the end of their lives.


Gaston grinned smugly with Bimbettes sisters under his arms as everyone sing how great he is and all of sudden, Belle walk past them with Naruto as the brunette thank him over and over for saving her from a beast who he accidentally knock out with his giant cock, something that all people was gawking at. Gaston feel something snag his belt and his pant drop down right away to expose his penny-sized dick in front of everyone as the Bimbettes glance between two cocks before the sisters flee to the genin eagerly to join the group.

"…Oh, Gaston have the best penis…"

"Shut the fuck up." Gaston glared at his lackey with shameful expression.


"Is it me or have more people joining us?" Naruto raised his eyebrow.

"Yes, Naruto, there are more that are joining us for…" Elsa sneak a glance at his giant dick, "The trip. Yes, for trip." It turn out that the genin somehow have recruit every single princess and female into his harem unknowingly.

"Ah…And what is Sally sewing over there?" He pointed out to a patchwork woman who was working on something.

"…Just a project of her…" The ice princess muttered, she can't let him know that Sally is trying to build a certain body part to fit a certain size in future.


Drakken screamed in horror before orange rocket thrust into his face, launching him out through the window and Shego blinked couple times as she slowly turn to stare at longest and giant cock for a while. She slowly turn to face Naruto with Kim and Ron, "…I'm switching to your side now." She said while staring straight at the genin.

"…You better share because there's others." Kim said and Ron groaned in dismay, why does all chicks go for this stupid blonde with giant dick?! Don't they even see that he just wrecked some home by stealing wives and girlfriends away?!

Yup, it turn out that Naruto accidentally pick more females up from all over the Disney universe and broke many long-term relationships in process. There was even a big news about Minnie leaving Mickey for a giant dick.


Monsters vs. Aliens


Susan Murphy stare at a colossal dick that shot up in air and destroyed the mother ship then smash her ex in process before she slowly follow it to the genin. "…Look like I find the right size for myself." Susan muttered under her breath.


Tales of Arcadia


Bular was about to gloat to Jim about the bridge…"ORANGE ROCKET!"

"Wha…?" The evil troll turned around to see a shooting orange… "GIANT DICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!" The dick fling him out through the window with a shatter and he become an stone under the sunlight, died immediately as its body shattered.

"Huh, thought he'll put up some fight." Naruto scratched his head with a blink and Jim simply give him a flat look along with his team while Blinky muttered in disbelief at the situation.


"Man, I wish I have a big one like him." Toby groaned as he watch more girls approaching Naruto with giggles and he groaned again when he see Darci and Wang join the group to try and get close to the shinobi.

"…Please stop saying that every day…" Jim groaned annoyingly as he watched Claire hugging Naruto's shoulder and to make it worst, the blonde have no idea what was going on. Later, Jim will lost his head when he found out that his mother was trying to get close to Naruto because she have taken a interesting in him due to his certain member.


Naruto don't know how he end up in this situation as he protect a new girl, Aja, from three weird aliens in front of their spaceship but one thing he know is that he have to care of them right away. "GIANT DICK NO JUTSU!" Naruto shouted with handseals, "ORANGE METEOR!"

"…What did you just sa…" A lanky hunter uttered before the hunters' eyes pop out when the blonde shinobi's member enlarge to the size of skyscraper and it fall downward to them, fire friction appear around it like an meteor. The hunters screamed out before the giant tower-size cock crash them into ground along with exploding ship.

"Hey, you alright?" Naruto twist his upper body to face Aja, not bothered by the fact that she's an alien.

"…That was so awesome." Aja stared at him in awe with blush.


Naruto was very confused because he easily defeated both Gunmar and Morando by launching them up to sun with Orange Rocket then Morgana just pulled Kaguya and now he's going to leave the dimension with group of women and girls. 'I don't get it why they were making big deal about Gunmar and Morando when they're pretty weak.' The genin shrug to himself, never notice some grumbles from the men in background who was just there to say their farewell.


JoJo's Bizarre Adventure


"ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA!"

"NO, DOOOOOOOOOOOOOON'T!" Dio screamed in pure horror and confusion as he got plummeted by orange blurs…Revealing to be Naruto's giant clothed dick as the genin thrust his hip rapidly with hands behind his head.

"ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA, ORA!" Naruto screamed.

"…" JoJo stared at the bizarre sight blankly.


Pokemon


"Yes!" Naruto caught a Pikachu with a pokeball, "Get another one!" He spot a fainted Geodude before he throw another pokeball at it, "And another one! Oh, and another one! Man, that is so easy catching pokemons! I don't know why they said it's so hard to catch them all." The genin don't know that the reason why all pokemon that he stumble upon and catch them easy is because he accidentally knock them out with a swing of his giant longest dick. He end up catching all existing pokemon in record time…And catch all women and girls in process.


Avatar the Last Airbender


Naruto swing his giant cock like a baseball bat toward the firebenders with a battle cry and the screaming armored benders were send flying in air while the airbender team watch on in background.

"…Did my army get defeated by a dick?" Zuko uttered dumbfounded.

"Yes, a giant dick." Iron nodded sagely, "Now I have seen everything."


"Oh, you have a comfortable body pillow." Toph snuggled up to something very soft with her limbs wrapping around it, "Dibs."

"Um, Toph, that's not a pillow." Katara blushed with a glare at the blind girl, "That's Naruto's dick…" 'And it's mine!'

"…Oh." The blind girl blinked couple times before she snuggle back again with a shrug, "I still call dibs on it."


"I'm surprised that someone like you decides to betray fire nation and switch to our side." Zuko said to his sister.

"Let's say Naruto convinced me." Azula blatantly stare at the said genin's dick with lustful glint and she unknowingly lick her lip.

"…Of course he did." The fire prince deadpanned, "Of course." All the women kept flocking to the dense genin to point that Zuko don't give any fuck about it…Although he wish that Sokka would just shut up about wanting to be reborn with world-size dick.


Total Drama


"And whoever cross the finishing line will get one million dollars!" Chris grinned before he drop it as he turn to a certain blonde, "And Naruto, dropping your freaky dick across the finishing line does not count this time. I let you get away with last several seasons."

"Awwww, dammit." Naruto released his dick and it crash down across the island, producing earthquake in process.

"Six seasons." The host shook his head, this genin always win five seasons by finished first with his dick and he don't know why all girls are all over him while ignoring the other boys. Size don't matter, they say. Ha!

Naruto will later use same strategy in Ridonculous Race season with Dawn and unknowingly recruit more girls into his harem.


Mario, Legend of Zelda


Peach stare at Bowser frighteningly and the villain was about to gloat until a giant orange object crash down on his head, knocking him out in process. The princess blink few times as she realize that she was staring at a hugest dick before Naruto come into her view, "Hey, are you the princess? They send me to rescue you."

"…You're going to have my cake." Peach said with a certain tone in her voice, "Forever."

"Um, ok?" The genin raised his eyebrow at her.


Zelda stare at Ganon frighteningly and the villain was about to gloat until a giant orange object crash down on his head, killing him in process. The princess blink few times as she realize that she was staring at a hugest dick before Naruto come into her view, "Huh, déjà vu." He scratched his head puzzlingly before he shrugged to himself as he turn to Zelda, "Are you the princess? Someone send me to save you."

"…You shall fill the missing piece." Zelda said, 'In me.'

"Um, wait, I'm supposed to find a piece of that?" Naruto glanced at three triangle pieces in confusion.


After many dimensional jumps, Naruto manage to find his way back to home with largest harem that absorbed into his home-world harem.


Shikamaru rolled in his wheelchair with neck brace before he feel a heavy rumble. "…Not again." He quickly pull two cords before a life vest inflated out and his wheelchair transform into a big boat and he turn his head to one confused scruffy man. "Get in if you want to live."

"…Yeah, no." Aizawa huffed before a giant shadow cast over him and he look up quizzically, his eyes widened in horror as soon as he see over hundred feet tall of white wave.

"Well, it was nice to know you." The lazy genius drawled before the giant ocean of white fluids crash through, drowning not only the world but all the worlds in multiverse in white fluids.

Naruto float by with his harem on his giant planet-size dick and balls as he look around in confusion. "…Fuck, can't believe it fit in us all." Raven Roth moaned out with white fluids all over her and the harem moaned out in agreement.

What a dick.


And that end the story of WaD: ME!

Wow, that's a ultimate dick move there. Thank you, thank you all, I'll let myself out. Bye!

Again, it's just a crack/joke story and not meant to be taken serious. Just a joke.

Anyway, I think that's all I can say for now. Thank you for your time to read it.

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