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Chapter 1: Let's (Not) Befriend A…


The next day, Naruto walk in a hallway until he encounter Shouko and the said student's eyes lit up at the sight of him. "Morning, Komi." He lazily raised his hand up to her, "You ready for school today?" She nodded once as they walk toward their classroom, "…Do you want to practice speaking a bit? Like saying 'please be my friend' or something like that, so you can get a hundred friends in no time." Shouko perk up and they stare at each other for few moments before she become stiffen like a hard rock. "Well, I guess we have a long way to go before we get there, huh?" He immediately notice that she was holding one finger out behind her schoolbag, "One more time? Alright, let's try it again…" The results were same in end as they enter the classroom and take their seats as the blonde take a glance around, some students were in small group and doing whatever they were doing.

"Hey, Yamai!" A random girl hollered loudly to a trendy girl with another girl before they start gossip about random stuff, "Like, have you hear about…"

"Which chick do you think is hot?" A random boy asked this shinobi-wannabe.

"Hmm, let me see…" The masked student cupped his chin with a hum and Naruto look around more until the teacher walk in to start the class as everyone take their seat.


The lunch break comes around and the teenagers eat their lunches at their own pace. 'I don't know who would be her friend because everyone's so weird…' Naruto think deeply as he glanced at Shouko's fans, 'And there is no way I'm letting her befriend fanboys or fangirls, I mean they're even hold one guy up on a freaking short ladder!' He get up with a quiet mumble, 'Guess I have no choice then…" He approached a certain desk up front, "…Osana."

"Hm?" A female petite student with short lavender hair glanced over her shoulder before she flash him a coy smirk, "Ah. Hey, your self-introduction yesterday was quite short and simple, huh?" She leaned back, "What's up? Is there something you want from your childhood friend, Osana Najimi? Hm, Naru-kun?"

"Childhood friend, my ass." Naruto deadpanned, "You kept calling everyone your…"

"…And Komi." Najimi glanced to the blonde's side and he follow her gaze to see Shouko standing next to him.

"Oh!" The blonde nearly jumped up from her sudden appearance, he didn't hear or see her following him. "When did you…" He cleared his throat as he gestured to Najimi, "This girl is Osana Najimi. We used to play together for a summer when we were about five."

"Huh?" Najimi leaned in between them with a wide grin as she hopped onto her chair, "What are you talking about, Naru-kun? I'm not a girl because I wear skirt! Do you know people from Scotland…"

"Don't you dare trying to troll me with gender-confusion prank." Naruto chopped her head lightly with a deadpan expression, "You may can mindfuck everyone else over your questionable gender, but not me because I know you are a girl for sure."

"Ah, right!" The lavender-haired girl giggled, "I forget we took bath together." She cupped her bust with lewd blush as Shouko sharply turn to stare at Naruto with big doe eyes, "Of course, I'll never forget this moment when my dear Naru-hon see me nude. If you wish to use me to fulfill your pent-up carnal desire, go ahead and…"

"We took bath together once when we were five and it was completely innocent!" The blonde once again chopped her head with twitching eyebrow before he turn to the silent beauty, "Don't believe whatever she said because that was a joke and she love to troll people as much as she can." Shouko stared blankly, "…Anyway, she's not a bad person…I think…So if you want to, you can ask her." The beauty turned her head to Najimi before she tilt her head puzzlingly, "…" He leaned in to whisper into her ear, "Ask her to be your friend."

"…" Shouko remain silent so long that the classroom empty out with only trio remaining, "…Ple…Plepleplepleplepleplepleple…"

"Keep going, you're almost there." Naruto encountered the chattering girl.

"W-WHAWHAWHA-WHAT?!" Najimi sweated frighteningly as she grabbed Naruto's jacket, "What is this?!"

"She's saying please be my friend." The blonde said.

"S-Seriously?!" The lavender-haired girl glanced between them, "A-Are you sure of that?!"

"Hai." Naruto replied, "Can you be her friend? It's easy thing for you to do that, right?"

"…Ah, okay, I get it…" Najimi looked away with sweats, "But…Sorry, but I think it's…Impossible."

"Why not?" He asked before he notice Shouko's glossed-over eyes and he wave his hand in front of her few times then turn back to the self-proclaimed childhood friend, "And the reason better be good one."

"Man, sorry." The lavender-haired girl smiled sheepishly, "I'm not good with Komi." The blonde just stared, "I said that the entirety student body are my childhood friends. I also met Komi a long time ago. In my second year of elementary school, to be exact. You see, that time, Komi was the only person whom I couldn't befriend. She just ignored everything I said. It shocked me so much I was bedridden for an entire week."

'So she's like that since then?' Naruto sneak a glance at the shocked beauty.

"I'm mature enough, so I won't say I hate Komi, but…" Najimi said gloomily, "When our eyes meet, I tremble."

"I believe there is a misunderstanding." He said, "She didn't ignore you, you'll understand after talking to her."

"Listen, Naru-kun, I did my best, but it was for nothing." She waved it dismissively, "It's impossible, that's it. First of all, isn't she popular? She should have lots of friends already…"

"You'll understand after talking to her." Naruto repeated.

"…Why are you siding with her so much?" Najimi leaned closer with a teasing smirk, "Do you like her?"

"No, I bet I'm not her type." He grunted, "I just want to help her out so I don't have to deal with weirdo guys around us." The atmosphere becomes quiet, "What?"

"I think you're so cool, Naru-kun." The lavender-haired girl placed pinky finger on her bottom lp with trembling body, "Gosh, it's so wet now."

"Too much information." Naruto deadpanned.

"Okay." Najimi chuckled, "I'll go home together with Komi."

"Alright." He nodded.

"On a few conditions!" The purple-haired girl grinned, "Stop calling me Osana, okay? We're very close friends, aren't we? Go back to calling me Najimi like you used to."

"Fine." Naruto sighed before he turn to stiffen beauty, "Wow, she's still out of it this long, huh?"

"And second…" Najimi spoke up to catch his attention, "…I want you to tag along. Follow us out of sight…" Her knees shook, "P-Please? I don't want to be alone with Komi."

"Ok." He sighed again, "You really need to get some help."


"Well, then…" Najimi cleared her throat outside on field as the school ended before she gaze to the beauty, "Let's go home…Komi." The girls stared at each other before their bodies start to trembling for different reasons and in the distance, Naruto just stand there with blank face.

'…So weird…' Naruto sweatdropped before the girls walk together into the street and he follow them at safe distance. He have no idea what the lavender-haired girl was talking about with Shouko and they suddenly stop in trail for some reason before his phone buzzed, causing him to pull it out to read the text. It was from this troll girl and she said she give up. The blonde rolled his eyes and he was about to text back until someone run past him with a shout.

"NAJIMIIIII!" A giant bulky teenager raced up to the girls with a teenager with buck teeth, "Heheh!" He smirked down to the said girl, "Found ya, Najimi."

"Hm?" Najimi tilted her head before she snapped her fingers, "Heyo, Maa-kun and Shii-chan. What's up?"

"you moved away without telling us anything!" The bulky teenager screeched with clasped hands.

"Maa-kun's so lonely without you, Najimi!" The buck-teethed teenager shouted with few nods.

'Ah, other 'childhood' friends of her.' Naruto rubbed his forehead, seriously how many did this girl befriend?! He decide to come out of hiding and Shouko immediately spot him, which he give her a wave.

"So, is there anything you want?" The lavender-haired girl asked.

"Ah, there is!" Maa-kun gasped with hand on his chest, "I realized this just after you were gone. I realized just how much I treasure you in my heart…"

"Go get 'er, Maa-kun!" Shii-chan cheered his friend on.

"Najimi, be my girlfriend!" The bulky teenager bowed with outstretching hand.

"Impossible." Najimi immediately rejected him, "I'm a guy, after all."

'So quick…' Both Naruto and Shouko thought before the blonde shake his head with another sigh, 'And she claim to be male for this one, huh?'

"Najimi…" Maa-kun stripped his jacket for no reason and Shouko notice something on ground, "I've already made up my mind! To protect this warm feeling in my heart!" He grabbed Najimi's wrist tighter.

"Ow, hey!" The lavender-haired girl winced, "Let go of me."

"Najimi…" The bulky teenager licked his lip, "You can't escape from me…"

"Hello, police?" Naruto spoke loudly to catch their attention as he held phone up to his ear, "I like to report a pervert. He's half-naked and is attempting to force himself on a defenseless girl. I took his picture and send it to you."

"Where?" Maa-kun looked around confusingly until he realize that the half-naked pervert is himself, "Oi, it's not what it lo…" He froze when he feel a hand on his shoulder, 'What's with this feeling of pressure?!' He sharply turn around to see Shouko, 'O-Oh, it's just a girl…' "What is it?" He asked, 'She's pretty…' She open her hand to reveal a key, 'My house key?'

"Y…Ou…Muh…Dr…Op…Th…" Shouko shivered with quiet mumble.

'Sound like she's saying she'll murder him.' Naruto thought to himself as he watch the bulky man cower under the beauty's staring before Maa-kun ran off with a bloodcurdling scream, his bewildered friend chase him right away.

"…" The beauty just held the key out blankly and she turn to look at Najimi then turn around with gloomy atmosphere.

"There, there." The blonde patted her back, "Cheer up. He may misunderstood you or something."

"…I think I can be friends with you, Komi." They turned to Najimi before she suddenly laugh out loudly to their puzzlement, "You're so funny, Komi." She wiped tears out with another chuckle, "I totally got the wrong impression of you! I thought you're the type of person that sucks people's blood or something, Komi."

"Oi, she's not a vampire." Naruto sweatdropped.

"Ahaha, come on, let's go home already!" The laughing lavender-haired girl walked ahead.

"…Well, look like you just made a new friend." The blonde turned his head to the beauty and she just stare for a moment before she suddenly hop up once with pumped arms. Naruto actually thought it was pretty silly in a cute way until he notice the key in her hand, "Say…What should we do with this?" He pointed it out as the quiet beauty stare at it, "…Let's drop it off at police box then go." She nods once before they walk to catch up with skipping lavender-haired girl.


Next day at lunch time, Naruto and Shouko open their own lunch bento and they were about to start eating until Najimi approach them cheerily. "Hey there, Komi-san." The lavender-haired girl greeted with bright grin, "Why don't we eat lunch together?" The girls stared at each other for few moments before their bodies start to tremble for different reasons, one emotionally moved that someone is going to join her for lunch and other out of trauma. "Oh?" She noticed that Naruto was eating at his desk, "Isn't that Naruto-kun sitting there beside us? Are you eating lunch by yourself?" She lean closer to him smugly, "Maybe you don't know this, Naruto-kun, but lunch tastes better when you eat it together with friends, you see? That's what I always do. So…How about you?"

"Maybe because I like to eat by myself sometime so I can get some moment of peace to myself." Naruto deadpanned, eating his lunch calmly.

"My, how bothersome." Najimi sighed with hand on her cheek, "If you want, I guess we can let you eat with us?"

"Do whatever you like." He swallowed his rice flatly as he ignored some glares from their classmates and before he know it, the smiling lavender-haired girl push his and Shouko's desks together with another desk.

"Ah, by the way, Komi-san, why do you want me to be your friend?" The lavender-haired girl asked Shouko cheerily, "Do you want more friends? What do you want to be in the future? What do you think of Naruto-kun? What brand of shampoo do you use? That looks tasty. Did you make it yourself?" She kept firing questions after questions at the silent girl and the beauty look broken by Najimi's endless questions until Naruto come to her rescue.

"The reason why Komi want to be your friend because she wants to make a hundred friends." Naruto said.

"Hundred friends?" Najimi laughed monotone, "What? That's so few…?"

"You're not supposed to say that." The blonde looked at her dirty, "No sane person would go around and befriend many strangers while thinking nothing will happen to them…Or did you forget about this pervert from yesterday?"

"Oh, I see." The lavender-haired girl placed index finger on her chin with a impish grin as she ignored Naruto's last sentence, "Ah, Komi-san." She puff her lips out to Shouko, "My throat's kinda dry…I want to drink something…" She grinned with glossed-over eyes, "Buy me a Standbakes' non-fat milk Pistachio deep mocha deep cream frappuccino with choco syrup, grande. With whole lotta whip cream. If you don't, I won't be your friend anymore." Both teenagers looked shocked and before Naruto know it, Shouko quickly get up then walk out while memorizing the order.

"W-Wait, are you actually going?!" Naruto hollered out at the beauty as she disappear from his sight and he slowly turn to the grinning lavender-haired teenager blankly. "…You're a dick, a fucking dick."

"And damn proud of it." Najimi laughed with her head resting on her propped-up arm, "And beside, the place is pretty close."

"No, it's not." The blonde's eyebrow twitched.

"Don't take this the wrong way, Naruto-kun." She placed hands on her chest, "This is for Komi-san's own good. It hurts me too, you know? It's not like I asked Komi-san to buy me a…" She repeat her order, "This is her training, so that she can speak with people. It's not that I want to drink it, you know?"

"Your lips are curving, troll." Naruto deadpanned before he get up to exit the class, "I'm going to follow her and make sure nothing happen…If it does, it'll be on your head."

"You do that and I'll go to one of my three lunch appointments in other places." Najimi waved merrily and the blonde grumble something under his breath.


Naruto follow Shouko from safe distance until she reach the Standbakes Coffee place and he watch her pace around nervously then enter the building and out in few seconds before she enter it again. At first, he sees her taking a seat then walk up to the cashier to make some gestures for the order. The worker give her a menu and she scan it before she look up resignedly before the barista suddenly shout something out before he give her cup…But it was the wrong one and instead of calling it out, Shouko left with the wrong order. 'Oh, boy…' Naruto decide to enter the building to place the order then left as soon as he gets it.


"Ah, welcome back, Komi-san!" Najimi grinned at the silent beauty as Shouko return to the classroom, "you're not hurt or anything, right?" The beauty held a bag out to her, "Ooh!" The grinning lavender-haired girl get up to receive the bag cheerily, "Thanks, Komi-san! I was looking forward to…" She take a cup out then stare at it, "It." She looked up to Shouko confusingly, "What? This…This isn't it…" Shouko shed a tear and Najimi look between Naruto, who just returned, and the crying teenager with flustered expression and cold sweats.

"Hey, it's okay, it's okay." Naruto pat Shouko's head gently as he tossed the right order to Najimi, "It's not your fault, it's all Osana's fault for pushing you to do something." He looked to the sheepish lavender-haired girl, "Apologize to her."

"I'm really sorry, Komi-san." Najimi bowed slightly with clasped hands as she smiled apologetically, "I don't think you'd cr…I didn't think it'd make you feel like that." Shouko turn her head sideway with pout and both teenagers thought she look cute when she does that.


It took some time until Shouko stop pouting and the group was standing in a corridor near their classroom. "So, in other words, I just want to say that you can't friends with everyone." Najimi shrugged with her hands, "Komi-san, there are types of people you can and cannot click with, right?"

"Yeah, and?" Naruto arched his eyebrow and his self-proclaimed childhood friend laughed snobbishly.

"I compiled a list of people out of my childhood friends that have a similar personality to Komi-san!" The lavender-haired teenager holds a student body book out proudly, "We can choose your next friend from this list!" She turned to peek into their class as both teenagers peek over her, "The first one is that girl. Our classmate, Agari Himiko-chan." She pointed to a busty girl with glasses and pineapple hair style.

"The one that got nervous during the introduction?" The blonde teenager asked.

"That's right." Najimi nodded, "Agari-chan is a sweet girl, but weak against the stress of interpersonal relations." She glanced up to her friends, "Specifically, just by having one person looking at her can cause her to blush, get convulsions, hyperventilate, become inarticulate, have cold sweat, and stomach pains, among other things."

"Just saying she's very nervous." Naruto deadpanned at her details as Shouko look interesting in befriending this girl.

"Her height is 156 cm, pisces, blood type B, her favorite food is tomato and avocado, her three sizes from top are 88, 69…"

"Whoa there!" The blushing blonde teenager suddenly chopped the lavender-haired girl's head, "That is something you can't share with other people! That's violation of personal…"

"Oh, hon, do you want to know my sizes then?" Najimi grinned lopsidedly, "It's…" Again, the blushing teenager boy chopped her head and she rub her head with one hand as she stand up with a laughter while sticking her rear out to him, "Okay, let's see the second person on the list…" She blinked at empty spot next to the blonde, "Wait, where's Komi-san?"

"Dunno…" Naruto looked around until he notice someone else missing, "Agari-san is gone too…Maybe Komi went off to try and befriend Agari?"

"Oh, well!" Najimi enter the room with Naruto in tow, "Let's wait here until Komi come back from wherever she is." She spin around to flash a grin at him, "By the way, did you take a peek at my underwear when I get up back there? I don't mind if you do."

"No." He replied flatly without missing a beat.

"Aw, so you don't see my sexy lacy underwear then?" She giggled with falsetto tone, "It's orange, your favorite color."

"…" Naruto slowly turned to her with funny look, "…The fuck?"

"Just kidding, just kidding!" Najimi laughed with few waves, "I don't have orange one." She lean forward with a smirk, "However, I am actually wearing…"

"PAH!" Himiko suddenly announced from the doorway and everyone turn to her with confusing blink as she blushed madly. She start to freaking out then get more freaked when she look off screen before she scream quickly. "WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE GYMNASIUM FOR OUR GYM CLASS IN THE SIXTH PERIOD!" She quickly bowed to them then ran down the hallway with hands covering her face and all the students, but one, move to one side of the class to look outside bewildered and baffled. Naruto blink at them before he notice Shouko appear in other doorway.

"Did something happen between you two?" Naruto approached the silent beauty in the hallway and she take her notepad out to write it down before she give him the paper as he read it. "…Oh, so in the end, you couldn't call out to her and talk?" He looked up to sulking beauty, "Hey, hey, don't look down. There's always another chance since…"

"E-Excuse me." Both teenagers turned their heads to see Himiko shuffle up to them timidly and the blonde swear that she was on other side of the corridor. "K-Komi-san…Um…Today, the way you were watching me…I-It was…It was really scary!" She yelped out as the teenagers nearly jumped at her sudden shout, "B-But…I don't' know why you were watching me, but…" She smiled beamingly to them, "Thanks to you…I could change myself a little bit. S-So, um!" She bowed, "Thank you!"

"…Since you two are getting along now, why don't you become her friend?" The blonde suggested and Shouko look hopeful.

"EH?!" Himiko swiftly back away from them with waving arms, "N-No, no, nonononononono! Impossible! No! Um, that's not what I mean…For me, being a friend to Komi-san's is something amazing! B-But…" She turned her face away from them with heavy pant as she gain a lewd expression, "If I can be Komi-san's DOG…Then I…I'll do my best! Hehehe! I hope we can get along!"

"…" Both teenagers stared at her in silence before Naruto turn to the beauty with stone face, "Forget this hentai bitch. Let's find you someone else to befriend."

"A-A-Ah, h-how vulgar!" Himiko gasped at his comment before she place hands on her heating cheeks, "A-Ah, y-yes, insult me…Call me names! I-I-I don't mind being your dog too!"

"…Like I said forget her." Naruto gently push Shouko away from this creepy pervert and the silent beauty quietly nods her head.

But in the end, they have no choice but to befriend Himiko…As long as she don't act like that again.


Early in the morning, Naruto was changing his shoes at the shoe lockers before he notice Shouko enter the school's lobby. "Morning, Komi." He greeted her politely.

"…Gu, good…" Shouko attempted to speak before she choke on her tongue, "GAHACK!"

"Whoa, are you okay?" Naruto placed his hand on her shoulder worriedly and the silent beauty nod with embarrassing blush before she walk over to her shoe locker to change her shoes then they walk together to their class in silence. When they take their seats at their desk, Shouko suddenly show him a cell phone emotionlessly and he blinks at her with raised eyebrow. "…Um, you get a new phone?" He guessed as she nodded once before she kept staring at him, "…Um…" He tried to figure something out and she write into her notebook.

"I've finally got myself a cellphone." Shouko held it out to him, "I never have one until now because I didn't need one. But now I have use for one. Thanks to you, Naruto-kun, now I have a lot of friends."

'Three is really not a lot…' Naruto thought to himself with a light scratch.

"And, um…" The beauty hid half of her face with her notebook and she put it down while glancing at him with a long pause before she hold it up while avoiding eye contact, "Now I want to know my friends' phone numbers…"

"Oh, sure." The blonde take his phone out, "Here's my phone number…" Shouko just push her phone into his hand as he look confused by her action, 'Why can't we just trade numbers via infrared?' Naruto just put his number inside her contact list before he hand it back to her, "Here." Shouko look at her phone with a bright face and Naruto can't help but to feel his heart skip a beat. "Are you going to ask Osana for her number?" She nodded to him then walk over to Najimi's desk.

"Oh, morning, Komi-san." Najimi rested on her desk with a smile, "What is it, sugar?" The beauty have a dark expression on her face as she hold her phone out toward her, "W-What the?!" The frightened lavender-haired girl tried to shield herself with her arms, "Komi-san, why are you pointing a flip phone towards me?!" Her eyes darted to the blonde, "Naruto-kun! Translate…Translate for her!"

"Figure it out yourself." Naruto said cheekily and Shouko decide to point things out as she hold a paper out to Najimi then other things.

"Paper, phone, date…Numbers?" The lavender-haired girl muttered puzzlingly until she realize something, "What, do you want me to tell you my phone number?" The beauty nod, "If that's what you want, how about I just punch my number on your phone instead of writing it on paper." She take Shouko's phone to put her number in the list, "Oh, you got Naruto-kun's number first." It's literally the only one in the list before her, "Good for you." Shouko nod again before she walk over to another desk.

"Ah, K-Komi-san!" Himiko smiled to her, "Good morning!" Her face become bright, "Do you want me to massage your shoulders? Should I get you a drink? Maybe lick your shoes?" Shouko slowly lift her phone up, "Eh…D-Do you want to take a picture of my ahegao face and use it as a wallpaper?" The busty teenager suddenly have ahegao face out and Shouko swear she saw heart shape in Himiko's eyes, "I-I'm sho happy…!"

"Yeah, no." Naruto appeared to help Shouko out, "Let's…"

"A-Ah, Naruto-kun!" The busty teenager gasped as she still keep her ahegao face up, "D-D-Do you want to take picture of my ahegao face as wallpaper too? I-I'll write dirty words on my face with black markers and add white cream all over if you like me to!"

"…The fuck?" He looked at her with creeped-out expression before he quietly led Shouko away, 'This girl might have some issues! I shiver to think what'll happen if they meet.'

"I-I'm so sorry!" Himiko suddenly run up to them after Najimi said something to her with a laughter, "Komi-san, you wanted my phone number, right?! I misunderstood your intentions! Of course you'd want my number, it's easier to call your dogs that way!" Before Naruto know it, she trade numbers with the beauty. "A-Ah, Naruto-kun, here's my number!" She push a piece of paper into his hand, "A-And please name me as The Bitch in your contact!"

"…Yeeeeeeah…" Naruto stared at her with a drawl, "No."

"Ah, so mean!" The busty teenager whined with a blush and their homeroom teacher enters, ordering everyone to take their seat.

"Let's decide on the representatives today." The homeroom teacher announced, "First up is the class prez. The top dog. Any volunteers?" No one lift their hand, "You guys have zero motivation. Who do you guys recommend, then?" Almost everyone turn their heads to stare at Shouko, who look startled by the attention.

"Sensei, I think Komi-san is a fitting figure to be the president!" A trendy girl stand up with raised hand, Yamai Ren if Naruto remember correctly. "I mean, she's always calm, elegant, charismatic, pretty, has the beautiful charms of a mature woman but has a lot of stuff with cute black cat motifs, there's a little bit of violet of her eyes, she always wear neatly ironed uniform everyday, the length of the nail of her index finger is the golden ratio, she's 168 cm tall, with her legs 84 cm in length, her walking stride length is fifty cm, and they say people with blood type A is a punctual person, right?" She have a dark creepy expression on her face, "Someone like Komi-san can do a good job as the class president, don't you think?"

'…I have a sudden urge to call the police on this girl.' Naruto stared at Ren blankly, 'And why don't anyone call her out on that?!'

"Do you have anyone else you want to point your fingers at?" The teacher asked, "Nobody, huh?" She looked to the beauty student, "Well, Komi, what do you think?" Shouko just sit there in silence before she start to tremble, "Hahahaha, trembling with excitement, huh?" The teacher said as the students look happy and the beauty was making a silent plead for someone to help her, "What a gre…"

"No, you thought wrong." Naruto cut the teacher off with a deadpan expression before he turn to the beauty, "Komi, do you really want to become class president? Yes or no?" He ignored some students badmouthing him behind his back before it cease immediately when Shouko shake her head rapidly as he turn back to the teacher, "See? She don't want it."

"I think the title of class president is far below her."

"Yes, her title should be goddess." Some agreed.

"Well, it can't be helped. Let's find someone else to force it on."

"Tsk, this bastard think he's all that because he's close to her. I'll mur-dur you." These were the common comments among the students and the blonde's eyebrow twitched at his classmates as they whispered loudly that he can hear them.

'Cowards, say it right to my face.' Naruto was tempted to going back to his prankster days but that would make him one of these freaks.

"Thank you." Shouko slide a paper to him and it was written in very tiny size as if she was saying it meekly.

"No problem." He waved it off.

"Does anyone want to volunteer or recommend someone?" The teacher asked.

"Oh, I recommend Naruto-kun!" Najimi raised her hand up with troll grin, "And while we're at it, I'll be vice president!"

"I re…" Naruto was about to decline loudly but…

"Naruto will do, right?" Some students see it as a chance to push him away from their beauty classmate.

"I say Naruto."

"It's a pain so I choose Naruto."

"Hehehe, Naruto's so called 'friendship' with Komi will be easily break if he become the president and have no time."

"Okay, it's decided that Naruto will be the president." The homeroom teacher nodded, she just want to get this shit over with.

'…What the fuck?' Naruto shoot the daggers at his class with his eyes. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with this fucking class?!


"Stupid school, stupid class, stupid Osana, I'm gonna get everyone back for that shit." Naruto grumbled to himself for hours as he work on his homework in his living room and he would keep repeating it until he hear his phone ringing. The blonde pick it up, wondering who's calling at this hour and he check the caller ID to see it was from Shouko. "Hello?" He answered it before it suddenly hang up and he blink at his phone oddly then he call back, he can hear someone answer it with panicking breaths. "Hey, Komi. Did you dial the wrong number or is there something going on? If there's nothing going on, just say 'Ah' or something." He waited for a while until…

"…Th-The number you are calling is un…P-Please try again later…" The voice stammered timidly and Naruto can't help but to sweatdrop at her poor attempt. "…I'm sorry, I called by mistake…"

"That's okay, that happened to everyone." The blonde replied, 'Guess she can speak easily when there's no one around and we're on phone.'

"…Well, then…" Shouko's voice said slowly, "Bye."

"Okay, then. See you tomorrow." Naruto replied as the call ended and he put it down then look up with a blink. "…Huh, her voice's really nice and smooth to listen." He paused before shrug to himself as he turn back to his homework.

With Shouko, she was flapping her legs on her bed while burying her face in pillow because she was happy and embarrassed from her first time calling a friend.


During the break in classroom, Shouko was watching a group playing a game in front with longing gaze that appear to be dark to anyone else and she almost jump in surprise when her first friend speak to her. "Do you want to try playing that Saitou game?" Naruto asked her and she pause for few moments before she slowly nod once. "Alright, we can play it after school since there won't be anyone around and we can get Osana and…A-Agari…" He can't believe he's going to let this pervert join them for this game with twitching eyebrow, "And we can find someplace quiet." Shouko nodded eagerly with pop-up cat ears…Naruto have to look at her head clearly to make sure he wasn't seeing things, no cat ears, ooookay then.

"Eh, Komi-san, you want to join us!?" Najimi suddenly stand up from the group with a 'kind' and bright grin, "It's all right, come sit here!"

'How the hell can she hear us from there?' The blonde stared questioningly at the smiling lavender-haired girl.

"EH?!" The group cried with some gasps, "Komi-san's gonna join us?! No way!"

"No way, that's just awesome!" Ren swiftly applied makeover to herself, "I gotta look pretty!" Shouko trembled in fear, having misunderstanding 'no way' as rejection.

"Ahaha, it's fine, everyone's happy to have you here." The laughing lavender-haired girl beckoned the beauty to join them as if she know what she was thinking before she turn her head to the classmates, "Right?"

"Ah…Aaaaah, K-Komi-sama's coming here…?" A teenager boy with spiky hair clenched his chest.

"The goddess…" A teenager boy with long slicked-back hair spreading his arms out to the sky as if he was bathing in holy light, "Is going to descent to us…"

"Oh, thank you, praise you…" A female student worshipped with praying hands above her head.

"…Hey, that is happy, not the normal kind of happy you should be feeling." Najimi stared at them oddly before her head turn back to Naruto with a smug trolling grin, "What about you, Naruto-kun, want to join us?"

"Well…" Naruto was about to turn it down until he notice that Shouko was looking at him hopefully as if she was pleading him to join the group so she can be more comfortable. "Sure, if that's okay with everyone."

"…Eh?" A spiky haired boy smiled, "Of course you can, silly! It's more fun with more people!" Inside his head, 'Huuuh? Who the fuck does this guy think he is? I won't be hard on him since I'm in the presence of Komi-sama. But you better disappear, you lowly piece of human grbage.

"You want to play too, Naruto-kun?" Ren grinned, 'Read between the lines, ass! What a nuisance.'

"Have a seat." The boy with slicked back hair said, 'Please leave. Like, forever!'

'You fuckers, I can read it all over your faces.' The blonde stared at the group with twitching eyebrow as the friends take their seats, they were glaring at him despite their smiling faces.

"The saitou game is kinda too difficult for beginners, so let's play gyuutan game instead." The lavender-haired girl said before she explain the rules, "Get it?" Shouko nodded, "I'll start. Gyuu." They clapped then say gyu until it was up to Shouko.

"…" Shouko sit still as everyone stared at her, "…Gyugyu gyu…Gyu…" She trembled, "Gyu gyu gyu…Gyu."

"Gosh, I didn't know you can joke too, Komi-san." Ren laughed airly with everyone else and the bewildered lavender-haired girl look at Naruto for a moment as he give her a deadpan look, he know it was going to happen like that.

"…Ah, let's play something else!" Najimi spoke rapidly, "Yubisuma! Let's play that!" Again, she explained the rule of the game. "Easy, right?" She start the game as her thumbs went up, "Yubisuma six!" She checked the players' hands, "Aww, I'm one thumb short."

"Runrun nine!" Ren announced as nine thumbs went up, "Yay! I got it right!" She take her right fist out of the game.

"Issesseno four!" The boy with slicked-back hair said but no thumbs went up, "Ow, tough luck."

"Chichichichibarichichi ten!" The ninja poser called out, only missed it by three thumbs.

"…So we're going yell whatever we want, huh?" Naruto deadpanned.

"Yup!" The lavender-haired girl laughed.

"Alright then…" The blonde sighed before he suddenly call out without any warning, "Yubisuma one." A thumb went up so fast.

"A-A-AH!" The ninja poser's eyes widened in horror, felt betrayed by his own action. He was hoping to make this bastard lose.

"Thank." Naruto pull his left fist out and everyone turn to Shouko.

"…" Shouko remain silent for a long time, "…Five." Four teenagers immediately lift five thumbs up on purpose.

'What's the point of this game if they try to butter her up like that?' The blonde's eyebrow twitched at their obvious action. In the end, the silent beauty won the game with Naruto in second place and the teenager with slicked-back hair was dead last.

"Looks like you've gotten used to things now." Najimi cupped her chin with a smirk, "Let's add a punishment for the losers to spice things up this time, hehehe." She thrust her opening hand out, "The game is takenoko nyokki! And the punishment is that you have to make a kissy face, how about that?!" All teenagers, but two, were for it and Najimi explained the rules to the group.

"Do you get it?" Naruto asked the silent beauty as she shook her head, "No? Alright, it's pretty simple. To avoid loss, you raise your hands above your head and say number-nyokki. For example, two person have went up so you have to say three-nyokki to get up. You'll out if another person raise their hands up at same time with you or be the last person to come up. Get it?" The silent beauty blink, "Want me to go over it…" Suddenly, almost all teenagers stood up with raised hands while crying one-nyokki at same time. "That's a perfect example of don't." This time, Shouko seem to understand the game.

"Okay, let's do this." The lavender-haired girl giggled after the losers showed their kissy faces to each other, "Takenoko, takenoko…Nyokikki! One-nyokki!" She raised her hands up right away with a smug troll-ish grin and before Naruto and Shouko know it, there were several shouts.

"Two-nyokki!"

"Three-nyokki!"

"Four-nyokki!"

"Five-nyokki!"

"Six-nyokki!" The teenagers suddenly call out in a perfect row before Ren glance at the two remaining players, "Well, well…There's on…"

"…Seven…" Shouko raised her hands up without any warning as she whisper very softly, "…Nyokki."

"Oh, look like I lost." Naruto said as the teenagers stared at him, he don't act fast enough because it just happen so sudden. The teenagers suddenly glare at him dirty for a moment before they move the desk back in place for the next class while trying to flattering up to Shouko to get in her grace. 'Okay, they get a fucking problem.' The blonde's eyebrow twitched until he feel a tug on his sleeve from Shouko and he look at her.

"Are you okay?" The silent beauty asked him with notebook as soon as they return to their desks.

"Yeah, I'm fine." The blonde shrugged it off.

"Thank you so much." Shouko wrote, "It was fun."

"Good, I'm glad." Naruto replied with a tiny smile.

"Ah, Naruto-kun, you better show me your kissy face later!" Najimi hollered from front row with waving arm and the silent beauty look over to him.

"Ugh." The blonde groaned, this girl is not going to let it go, isn't she?


The class have a physical examination and Naruto honestly find it weird because there's another weird classmate, a girl named Yadano Makeru, and she kept acting strange everytime she get near to Shouko then suddenly decline herself Shouko's rival. 'Please don't tell me my whole class is filled with weirdoes.' Naruto sweatdropped before he turns to the silent beauty, "How's your results? Mine look pretty good." He really can't wait for school day to end already.


And that end the first chapter of CIHNL!

Shouko managed to befriend few classmates but they turn out to be weird in their own way, which annoying Naruto. He really hope that'll be all of them but little does he know is that it's going to be more crazy and less normal than he want his life to be!

What kind of friends will Shouko make next? How will Naruto handle some crazy people? How will things turn out with everyone? What'll happen next? Let's find out in next chapter!

Anyway, I think that's all I can say for now. Thank you for your time to read it.

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