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Chapter 2: More Weirdoes


Naruto and Shouko was listening to Najimi's long story as they get ready to leave the school ground, "And that guy then tells me, kid…" Najimi suddenly turn to Shouko, "By the way, Komi-san, can I drop by your house to play this afternoon?"

"Hey, hey, don't change the topic like that." Naruto looked at the lavender-haired girl flatly, "And beside, you can't suddenly ask…"

"Sssh!" The lavender-haired girl shushed him while staring at Shouko, the silent beauty was thinking deeply and the blonde can tell that she's deeply conflicted.

"You can say n…" He said before the beauty nod once and the lavender-haired girl cheered with fist pump.

"Naruto-kun is also coming, right?" Najimi suddenly said with a opening grin.

"Eh?" Naruto looked between the girls, "I don't think she'll go for it because…" Again, the beauty nod once. "Really? You sure?" Shouko suddenly nod and shaking her head many times as the teenagers look confusing, '…Which one is it?'


"Woah, that's a pretty house!" Najimi rushed up to Komi's house as if it's her own home, "Well then, thanks for having me over!"

'I bet Komi is regretting it.' Naruto stared at the lavender-haired girl with deadpan expression before his head turn to Shouko next to him, "Are you sure we can really go inside?" The beauty nod her head before she tremble, "Are you sure, sure?" She nodded more, "Alright then…" Shouko led the teenagers inside and they immediately see a pretty lady carrying a laundry, looking back to them. "Is that your…"

"Ooooh!" The woman said bubbly, "For real?! Shouko brought friends?! This is the first time! Come on right in, it's lovely to see you!"

"…Eh?" Najimi sweated at her personality, "Are you Komi-san's mo…Sis…Who are you?!"

"Ahaha." The woman laughed, "Nice to meet you. I'm Shouko's mother, Komi Shuuko." She flash them a V-sign over eyes with a wink, "An eternal seventeen year old!" Shouko waved her arms out of embarrassment as the teenagers stare at her weirdly, "Honey!" She called out, "Shouko brought some friends home, come and introduce…" She turned back to them as she bump her head with sticking out tongue, "Oh, he hasn't even come home yet. Oopsies!" The embarrassing beauty quickly pushing her friends up the stairs then invite them inside her room.

"Woah!" The lavender-haired girl recovered quickly as she examine Shouko's bedroom, "So this is your room? Check it out, Naruto-kun, it smells really nice!" She sniffled deeply few times.

"Stop it." Naruto deadpanned at her.

"I see you keep your room really clean!" Najimi hopped onto the beauty's bed, "Oh, can I sit here?" She turned over to look at some plushies, "A cat plushie, so cute!"

"Mind if I sit here?" The blonde gestured to cushion near low table as the embarrassed beauty nod, "Thank…Your mother is quite a character, isn't she?" The lavender-haired girl choked on her spit, she was doing random things to avoid the topic of Shouko's mother and the blushing beauty nod again. "Yeah, I understand how you feel." Naruto sighed wearily, "My mother's kinda like that but way worse." The teenagers suddenly become quiet as they sit around and Shouko have no idea how to treat her guests.

"…Naruto-kun, say something." The lavender-haired girl said, "Something else than mothers."

"Like what?" Naruto said.

"…Like dirty th…" Najimi smirked before Shuuko suddenly enter the room with food tray and drinks.

"Here you go, I've brought some snacks!" Shuuko said brightly, putting tray on table.

"Thank you, Komi-san." The blonde said politely with the lavender-haired girl and the smiling woman leave the room right away as the teenagers start eating their snacks.

"Ah, I need to go to the toilet a bit." Najimi get up as the beauty nod then point to right, "Out and right, okay." She leaves the room, only to turn around and peeking through a small gap in door. She wants to see if they'll become awkward because it's a boy and girl, alone in a bedroom situation.

"I assume black cat is your favorite breed, am I right?" Naruto commented after seeing some cat-themed objects and he notice Shouko have several black cat objects. Shouko nod once before she writes something down.

"And your favorite dog breed?" She asked, Naruto had told her that he's a dog person after fox and toads.

"It's hard to say because I like mutts." The blonde hummed thoughtfully, "Mixed-breed. So that make it harder to choose which one and I actually like all kind of dogs." The beauty nod understanding and they eat more snacks then looking around a bit before return to their seats to drink cups, barely chat.

"…You two…" Najimi opened the door with squeak, "How come you don't feel awkward?"

"Why should we?" Naruto put his cup down as he looked at her funnily, "…And beside, we know you were hiding behind the door the whole time." The beauty look surprised by that, "Oh, you don't notice?"

"Mmm…" The lavender-haired girl suddenly crawl into Shouko's bed, lying on her side with her back to the teenagers before she turn over and reach under the bed without any warning as Shouko jolt up in alert. "Huh." Her hand touch something familiar and she pull some books…Self-help books on conversation and the embarrassed beauty waved her arms frantically as if someone have discovered a slash of porno books.

"Hey, that's rude to snooping around." The blonde pushed the books back under the bed, "And really? In front of your host, really?"

"Is that your photo album, Komi-san?" Najimi changed the topic right away as Naruto rub his forehead while Shouko look exhausted, "Can we see it?" The beauty nodded exhaustedly before they sit down around the table with opening album, "Waah, so cute!" The lavender-haired girl turned pages, "Where is this? Such a pretty place! Woah! Komi-san in a swimsuit!" Shouko suddenly smashing table with both arms many times out of embarrassment.

'…T-T-That gotta be the saddest album I've ever seen…' Naruto notice that she's alone in all photos and he don't say it out loud because it's very rude, also he know the real reason why.

"Oh, so you can play the piano." The lavender-haired girl whistled at some pictures, "You took part in a lot of activities." She pointed at a calligraphy photo, "No wonder your writing is so pretty." She turned the page before she pause at the sight of frightened students and trembling girl in English class, "Uh…That's…" It's pretty clear there's a communicate disorder in this photo before she look up to the clock, "Ah, look at the time! Sorry for staying for so long, Komi-san!" The teenagers get up as Shouko see them out, "Well then, we'll be heading home now."

"Thank you for having us over." The blonde said politely, "We can do it again whenever you feel like it." Shouko nod then bow to them as they bow back before they head out into the night, "Are you happy now, Osana?"

"Just about…" Najimi texted something in her phone with a wide grin, "Now! Yup, I am!"

"…What did you texted?" Naruto asked her suspiciously.

"I sent Komi-san this photo!" The grinning girl showed him the picture of her selfie with Naruto and Shouko sitting at the table.

"Oh, that's nice of you…" He said before he pause with a rapid blink, "…Wait! When did you take this photo? I've never seen you take one!"

"Ha, you didn't notice because you was staring at Komi the whole time!" Najimi nudged him with a laughter, "You sure know how to make a girl jealous!" Naruto rolled his eyes, "Say, want to make me less jealous? Let's go looking for a love ho…"

"Yeah, I'm heading home now." Naruto flicked her forehead before he walk away from the pouting lavender-haired girl.

"Mooou, Naruto-kun, I was just kidding!" She jogged to catch up with him, "But honestly, I don't mind if you take me home and have your way with…" Another flick to forehead, "OW! I was joking! Joking!"


The next day, Naruto was walking on sidewalk and he takes a turn into an alleyway for a shortcut. '…Why do I have a feeling like something crazy is gonna happen?' He wondered until he notice a shadow out of the corner of his eyes and a crackling noise reach his ears. Naruto quickly turn around in time to grab the wrist that holds a stun gun before he shove the assaulter away from him, "What the fuck?!" He looked up to face Ren, "You?!"

"Tsk!" Ren scowled with dark expression, "How can you react this fast?!"

"Long story." Naruto glared at her, "Why were you trying to tase me?"

"Because you…" The trendy girl growled.

"And who are you again, by the way?" He cut her off calmly with raised hand and they stare at each other in silence, one puzzled and other bewildered.

"…I'm Yamai Ren!" Ren shouted at him, "How do you not know my name?! We're in same class and we even had self-introduction!"

"Well, I do remember you from class but I'm a little bad with name." Naruto answered, "But again, you can't blame me for not remembering because we never speak to each other. I mean, would you remember your old classmate from your pervious school if you two never speak to each other the whole year?"

"Oh, you do have a point…" The trendy girl said before she suddenly realize why she's here in first place as she stomp her foot down, "OI! OI! DON'T YOU TRY AND MAKE ME STRAY FROM MYMISSION!"

"Which is…?" The blonde narrowed his eyes with his guard up.

"To take you out." Ren growled creepily, "You always hang around Komi-sama and kept getting in my way from getting close to Komi-sama! How can I make her mine while you're there? I don't like how close you are with her, to smell her lingering scent, collecting strands of her hair so you can examine and taste it, take her leftover lunch from trash, rubbing your tits all over her clothes so…" Naruto stare at her with creeped-out expression as the stalker rambled on, half-admitting to each action she participates in.

'…The fuck?' Naruto blinked, 'Please don't tell me she's a stalker? Why is there a weird and creepy stalker in my class? Why is there another weirdo?!'

"Now I'm going to take you out and hide you at my home!" The trendy girl charged toward him with crackling stun gun and the blonde narrowly dodge it, quickly punch her in arm. The force behind his punch push the surprised girl into the wall and she cried out in pain. "OW!" Ren looked at him in shock, "Did you punch me? You can't hit a girl! Wha…"

"Damn straight I did!" He shouted with his fists up, "It don't matter if you're a girl or not, you came at me with this weapon so I have every right to defend myself, you crazy stalker bitch! I acted in self-defense!"

"Y-Y-You…" Ren trembled with her head down before she lunge at him with battle shout, "RAAAAH!" She attempted to swipe at him with her nails and stun gun but Naruto manage to evade them and he surprise her with a headbutt to her nose, following by few hits that push her back. "M-M-My nose!" She covered her nose with wince as she sharply look up to him with tears in corner of her eyes, "You…You hit me…You hit me…" She attempted to attack him again but the result always turn out the same way, few punches here and few kicks there with some couple headbutts.

"Come on, I can do it all day!" Naruto kept his fists up with glare.

"You…N-N-No one ever hit me before…" The trendy girl's head went down for a moment before she look up to him with…Joyous blissful expression?! "Please punish me more! Please dom me!" She clasped her hands together with bleeding nose and drool.

"…What?" The blonde uttered with weird look.

"The way you act toward to me, the way you hit me, how you don't hold back and don't care how much you hurt me!" Ren panted eagerly, "You make me feel like a sub. A-Ah, now looking at you…You're so rugged and handsome…Oh, I am so in love with you…You and Komi…I want both to be mine! A-Ah, ah! I want to dom Komi and be dom by you in turn…The idea of submitting at your feet arousing me! A-Ah, ah, ah!"

"…Um, I'm…" Naruto slowly back away from the panting stalker as she rambled on, "…I'm…I'm going this way…" He pointed to the random direction before he power-walk to the school, far away from this crazy girl as fast as he can. 'WHY IS THERE ANOTHER CRAZY PERVERT?!'


Shouko stare up to Naruto with tilted head, wondering why her first friend look so exhausted and she wrote him what was wrong. "…I have a weirdest morning ever and I hope it was all a bad dream." The blonde rubbed his forehead with a heavy sigh, "Two Agari is too much." The silent beauty blinked confusingly and she was going to ask him about that until they hear someone coming up to them excitingly.

"Ah!" Himiko barked with small drools, "Kokokokokokomi-sama! Nanananananaruto-kun! Good-googoogogooogood!" She held her hands up in paws, "Aw, sososososososorry! H-How dare a lowly d-dog like me s-s-speak to you, hehehe!"

"Stop talking like that, you crazy ero-megane." Naruto rubbed his temples.

"Ah, sorry!" The busty teenager suddenly stick her rear out to him, "Please punish your lowly bitch, master!"

"…Like I said, two Agari is too much." The blonde ignored the busty teenager and Shouko look at her glasses-wearing friend with few blinks, unsure how to react or think about it.

"Eh?" Himiko looked at something behind the teenagers before she whine, "Ah, awawa…I-I'll excuse myself…" She quickly flee and the friends look confusing by that.

"Komi-san, Naruto-kun, mornin'!" Najimi suddenly appeared at their side with raised hand before she talk their ears off and Naruto swear he heard some dark mutters. "Hm? Oh, Yamai-chan!" The blonde nearly tripped over his foot and they turn around to see smiling trendy girl, "Morning!"

"Ah, Najimi-chan." Ren said sweetly, "Good morning! Aren't you just as goddamn lively as ever!"

"G-Goddamn?" The lavender-haired girl blinked with small sweats.

"Ah, good morning to you too, Komi-san!" The trendy girl poked her head out ahead with bright expression before she turn to Naruto with lust in her eyes, "Morning to you too, Naruto-kun." Shouko turn to Ren with shadow over her face as Naruto flat-out ignore her while denying the reality of this morning incident. "Oh…Oh no…" Ren stepped back from the beauty's stare.

"Ah, Yamai-chan, she is…" Najimi was going to explain the situation.

"Komi-san is so lovely!" Ren said out loudly as the lavender-haired girl blinked owlishly, "I feel so much at ease. It makes sense, doesn't it? It would just lessen her worth if she were to acknowledge some random nobody like me saying hello out of nowhere. Komi-san ignoring my greeting makes me very happy…! I'll be more happier if Naruto-kun beat me up right here!"

"Komi, we better get in the classroom before the bell ring." Naruto quickly led Shouko away from this stalker before he whisper under his breath, "And please don't befriend her." He don't notice that Ren grab Najimi to pressure her into something.


"So, this right here is Yamai Ren-chan." Najimi introduced the smiling stalker to the silent beauty and blonde, the lavender-haired girl feel nervous because she have seen the true face of Ren.

"We played together before, remember?" Ren said brightly with a wave, "I'm Yamai Ren. Nice to meet you."

'Son of a…' Naruto's eyebrow twitched as he stared at her creeped-out and Shouko shivered as the trendy girl drooled at the sight of beauty then Ren slowly reach out toward her in creepy fashion, grasping and wiggling her fingers before Naruto grab her wrist tightly. "Oi, what were you trying to do with this hand?!" The trendy girl look at her caught hand in silence.

"…Tighter, please!" She gazed up to him with lewd drool and he immediately release her as Ren pout at that.

"Hey, Komi, do you like hamburg steaks?" Ren chirped to the beauty, "I end up making too much for lunch. If you'd like, could you eat some of it?" Shouko honestly feel a little uncomfortable with the way the trendy girl was looking at her with this lewd panting face but she nod anyway, "HELL YEEEAH!" She quickly clear her throat, "Ah…Sorry! This isn't what you think…"

'Kami, if you're there…' Naruto stared up at the ceiling as he ignored the crazy girl's conversation with Shouko, 'What did I do to piss you off that you decide to slap some crazy weirdoes in my class? Is that because I used to prank some monks and priests with the corncob prank when I was little?!'

"Ah, it's time for homeroom!" The stalker skipped to her desk with a wave, "I'll see you later, Komi-san, Naruto-kun!"

"…If she end up hanging out with us often, I'm blaming you for that." The blonde looked to Najimi.

"H-Hey, she just scared me!" The lavender-haired girl whined before a troll grin appears on her face, "Hey, let's go to Yamai-chan's house after sch…" The blonde grab her face in tight grip with palm covering her mouth.

"Finish this sentence and I'll make you regret it." Naruto stared stoically with twitching eyebrow and Najimi simply give him a thumb-up. He is not keen to visiting a stalker's home, who know what she have in her room?!


'I can't believe Komi decide to befriend Ren after I told her what she's really like…' Naruto sit down at his desk few days later with a shaking head, 'And that Najimi told her about Komi's disorder…And why don't this school do anything about Ren's knife?!' What is wrong with this school?! He take another deep breath before Shouko walk into the classroom, "Morning, Komi."

"Everyone is acting different than usual…" Shouko wrote, "Is there something weird about me?"

"Huh?" Naruto glanced up and down her appearance, he don't see anything on her, just summer uniform. "Nah, you're fine. Maybe it was some misunderstanding or something else?" The beauty look worried for a moment before she give him a nod as their classmates arrived, what they don't know is that everyone were acting weird because of her summer uniform.

"I want to go to a ramen restaurant." The beauty suddenly wrote out of blue.

"Ramen restaurant?" Najimi suddenly appeared, "Sure! I'm in mood for some ramen, we could go to the one near the station!"

"Yeah, I'm all for it." The blonde grinned before he become curious, "But why do you want to go to one?"

"I wanted to go there once." Shouko answered, "It's a dream of mine to visit a ramen restaurant."

'What a strange dream to have, Komi-san…' The lavender-haired girl thought.

"That's a good dream to have." Naruto smiled, "Ramen is…"

"Hoooh, you're all going for ramen…" Himiko approached them as she pushed her glasses up cocky, "Well then, it's my time to shine."

"Eh, Agari-san?" The teenagers looked at her strangely.


"Tadaaaa!" The busty teenager present a ramen restaurant to her friends happily, "This is the shop I recommend!"

"Hey, isn't Darou that famous chain restaurant?" Najimi said in realization.

"Yes!" Himiko smiled.

"Ah, but is it alright?" The lavender-haired girl glanced to her, "I heard their portions are big and quite oily…"

"Let's go!" Shouko held her notebook up.

"Let's see, the Darou-chan has been picking up some fame lately, so normal people think they…" The busty teenager take a book out as she push her glasses up, analyzing and reciting the info from her book to gawking lavender-haired girl.

"…Naruto-kun, I think we have a pod person here…" Najimi said and she wait for reply but it don't come before she turn her head, "Naruto-kun?"

"Hey, the line is moving." Naruto waved from the end of the line, "Hurry up and get in."

"Wha…" The lavender-haired girl blinked rapidly as the girls join their male friend in line.

"Ah, IIIII'm sorry!" Himiko squeaked embarrassingly, "I always say tttoo much when I talk about f-f-f-food…"

"I-Is that so…" Najimi sweatdropped before she laugh, "Well, that's an unexpected side of you, Agari-chan. Ah, aren't there some rules in these kind of shops? I saw it on TV." They enter the restaurant, "What did you get, Agari-chan? Shall I get the same thing you did?"

"Guilty." The busty teenager placed her hand on her shoulder.

"Eh…" The lavender-haired girl looked confusing, "Gui…Eh?" She looked around confusingly as the teenagers take their seat quietly before she join them, "What are you doing, Agari-chan…" She noticed Himiko's strange behavior as if she was worshipping something and she was about to take her cellphone, only to have it swat out of her hand by the busty teenager. "WHY?" What the fuck is going on?!

"…" A giant tough man appear in front of them with crossed arms before he whisper so quiet, "…Order?"

"Tough noodles fullofoil bitspicyandsomeveggies." Himiko ordered to Najimi's confusion.

"Give me one of everything on menu and keep them coming." Naruto said and almost everyone trip or choke on their foods when they heard him. "In extra large bowls, please."

"W-W-W-Wait, you're ordering everything off the menu?!" Najimi cried out, "Isn't too much ramen bad for your health? And you can't eat everything in one sitting!"

"It's healthy and I can!" The blonde broke his chopsticks cleanly with a certain glint in his eyes, "Ramen is my favorite."

"…But do you know how much it cost…" The lavender-haired girl said before she shake her head, "Wait, never mind that." She notice that the shopkeeper seem to understand Shouko's order, even when she's silent! When their orders arrived, "Wow, this is too much…" Najimi stared at large portion in ramen bowl before she turn to the blonde, "If it's regular then your orders would be…"

"Another one, old man!" Naruto placed a empty bowl on a tall stack of empty bowls, sipping another bowl.

"WHA?!" She dropped her jaw with almost everyone, beside Shouko who was calmly eating her ramen with grace.

"W-W-Wow, s-s-s-so fast…" Himiko uttered in shock and everyone watch on with morbid fascination as Naruto kept eating more bowls while the shopkeeper prepare another bowl for his now number-one customer. The blonde finished eating when he notice Shouko turn her empty bowl in and walk out.

"Thank for the meal, old man." The blonde paid his food with a card before he head out to join his quiet friend as everyone stare at his back with dropped jaws, he just ate over hundred bowls and walk away like it's nothing to him! "How do you like it? Your first time in ramen restaurant?"

"It's really delicious and good." Shouko wrote, "Let's come again some time."

"Sure, let's come back here next week." Naruto grinned before their friends join them outside, one in pure confusion and shock and other look full and happy.

"…What the fuck?" Najimi uttered under her breath, that has to be the weirdest day of her life.


After the class presidents meeting ended, Naruto walk down the corridor to locker area as he think back to the morning when Shouko shared some puns with him and Najimi. 'So she really like puns and dad jokes, huh?' He can't help but to shake his head in amusement until he spot Shouko standing at the doors as it rain outside and the silent beauty notice him from the corner of her eyes. "What are you still here?" He asked.

"I was in the library and forgot about the time." Shouko replied and Naruto nod in understanding before he notice something missing from the umbrella holder.

"…OSANA!" Naruto shouted out to the said girl after he see the note that said Najimi have take his umbrella, even claim to be a phantom thief N. "Ugh, look like I'm gonna run for it…Hm?" He notice that Shouko was waiting at the entryway with opening umbrella and they stare at each other before she beckon him to come with her hand. "Are you sure?" She nodded, "Okay, I understand. Let's go to a nearby store…" He stretch his hand out, "Is it okay if I carry it for you?" Shouko blink before she stare between her umbrella and him then handle it to him with a nod. They walk together under the rain in slience for a while until Shouko notice that Naruto's right shoulder was getting wetting as he walk on the side near to the road, some drive-by cars splash water all over his pants and the slient beauty glance at herself to see that she's completely dry. "Is something wrong?" Naruto asked, caught her staring.

"Nothing." Shouko shook her head with heating cheeks and he shrug his shoulders, walking until they reach the store and he quickly buy a new umbrella then return Shouko's umbrella to the owner.

"Here." The blonde gave her a wave, "Be careful heading home, I'll see you tomorrow." Shouko waved back with a light blush as her friend left and she walk home.


One morning in class, Naruto was half-listening to Najimi's one-sided chitchat with Shouko until they hear some shout. "GAH!" The teenagers jumped up before they look over to see a girl with eyepatch and jacket on shoulders as she held her twitching hand up, "Wha…What is this? The forbidden power dragon force inside me is reacting? But why?" She looked to the bewildered teenagers, "Could it be…Princess Komilia?!"

"…Princess Komilia?" The blonde stared at the strange girl, 'I swear if another weirdo show up, I'm gonna…'

"Eh?" Najimi looked to the confusing beauty, "Komi-san, you know Nakanaka Omoharu?"

"Princess Komilia!" Omoharu gasped, "Could it be that you have forgotten? It is I!"

'And this one is a chuunibyou…' Naruto buried his head in hands with a heavy sigh as he ignored Omoharu's crazy story about reincarnation and dragon force, what the hell is this school?! He watch the chuuibyou become flustered when Shouko ask some questions.

"Who cares about that setting!" The chuunibyou held her hand out to her, "N-Now quickly make the 'blood oath' with me!"

'Although, that one is not bad compared to others…' The blonde turned to his silent friend, "I believe she want to be your friend." Shouko look at him then turn to stare at Omoharu for a while until Omoharu suddenly scream out with hand on her eyepatch.

"GUAAAA!" Omoharu flee the room, "My wicked eye is out of control…I have to give the infirmary a visit!"

"…So Nakanaka-chan was that kind of kid…" Najimi said bewilderedly.


The class has a PE period and the teacher stand in front of her class. "We will be doing some warm-up exercises." The teacher said, "Form groups of two." As soon as she clapped her hands, all students start to fight over Shouko to be her partner and Naruto sweatdrop at the sight in the distance before he look around for anyone until he see Omoharu sitting by herself with head between her legs.

"Why doesn't…" Omoharu whispered as the blonde approached her from behind, "Anyone want to…Team up with me…"

"Hey, want to team up with me?" Naruto pat her back, causing her to scurry back with a startled yelp.

"WA!" The chuunibyou stuttered, "You! You! You…YOU SCARED ME!"

"Oh, sorry." He held his hand out to her, "I thought you heard me coming up. Here."

"…Huh?" Omoharu grabbed his hand, "Do…Do you…Want to do the exercises with me?"

"Yup." Naruto glanced over his shoulder to see that Shouko have chose Najimi as her partner before he turn back to his partner and they went through some basic warm-up.

"Okay then, let's play volleyball." The teacher clapped her hands again.

"…Naruto-san." The said blonde glanced to the chuunibyou as the students walk to the courts, "I…" Omoharu looked around timidly with light blushes, "Eff…T…Tha…Nk…" Stream coming up from her head, "Ou…" She suddenly laughed out nervously with darting eyes, "Fuahahahahah! I have fooled you, Hero Narutouar! I am not Princess Komilia's attendant Arso Tres Whatnot! My name is the Dragon lord of darkness 'Malto Tree Vesna' and due to our blood oath, you have now become my servant! Fuhahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"…Oh, okay." Naruto replied, seeing it as her way to asking for his friendship before he jab his thumb to his friends, "Do you want to join us for a volleyball game?" Omoharu blink up to him few times before she whip her head away with red face.

"H-Hmph, well, it can't be helped…" The chuunibyou crossed her arms, "I'll…Pardon you from becoming a slave." She join the group and end up befriending Shouko, bringing the beauty's friends up to five.


"Hey, hey Komi-san, where do you buy your clothes?" Najimi asked the beauty in class after the PE period ended, "I'm curious about what you usually wear."

"I never bought any myself." Shouko answered.

"Err, then on your days off, where do you like to go?" The lavender-haired girl asked.

"I rarely leave my house." The beauty answered.

'That's a bit sad…' Both teenagers sweated before Najimi stood up with a flick of her arm, "Very well then, let's go buy some clothes together!" Shouko jolt up with cat ears before she wrote something down.

"Well…I appreciate your feelings, but…" Shouko turned the page with dark lines under her bangs, "I'm scared."

"…Ahahaha, there's nothing to be scared of!" Najimi laughed, "Both Naruto-kun and I will be there for you! Right?"

"…Wait, me?" Naruto looked up from his hand to them, "But, um, you girls are going to shopping for clothes and I'm a guy…You know?"

"Of course, we need a man's option!" The lavender-haired girl smirked impishly as the beauty think it over, "That is your chance to see us in cute clothes and fuel your wet dr…" The blonde glared at her, "Well, it'll be troubling without an interpreter."

"…Really, an interpreter?" He deadpanned before Shouko nod, want him to join them.

"Hey, can I invite someone else too?" Najimi asked as Shouko nodded again before she waved to a certain person, "Agari-chaaaan! Wanna come with us to buy clothes for Komi-san?"

"Erm…" Himiko turned to them with a happy grin, Clothes huh…Ah, you're taking the dog for a walk? I'm ssooo happy! I'll come!"

"Okay…" The lavender-haired girl sweatdropped, "But it's not a walk."

"If she give me the leash and collar, I'm out." Naruto deadpanned, causing Najimi's sweatdrop to enlarge. Unknown to them, someone was listening in.


"We're here!" Najimi pumped her fist up as the group went up the escalator in mall before she turn to her friends, "The kind of clothing we'll be buying is on the third floor."

"Do you come here often?" Naruto looked around out of curiosity.

"I drop by around eight times a week?" The lavender-haired girl guessed.

"…Seriously, you need to stop befriend bunch of strangers." The blonde deadpanned, "What if your 'friends' turn out to be some criminals or crazy guys…"

"Aaaa!" The group looked over to see Ren waved her hand to them, "Komi-san! Naruto-kun! Oh my, what a rare coincidence!"

"Like this stalker." Naruto pointed to her, "Coincidence, my ass." She might have overheard them early. The stalker end up join them by a small force and the blonde glance back in time to see Komi back away from the saleswoman nervously before the beauty quickly put shirt back in place then power-walk to hide behind Naruto's back.

"You okay?" He asked as Shouko cling to his shirt with tremble and her response was a rapid nods.

"Komi-san, what type of clothing do you like?" The smiling stalker asked and the beauty looks confusing by that.

"You do have some casual clothes, don't you?" Najimi said, "So based on those…"

"Yeah, yeah." Ren said, "Like mode or girly, feminine, casual, gyaru, harajuku, street, forest girl, punk, gothic and so on…"

"What's the heck are forest girl, mode and harajuku?" The blonde asked oddly.

"I usually have my mom buy them for me so I don't know." Shouko held her notebook over Naruto's shoulder, "I do think about how I need to buy new clothes for when I'm going out, but I don't know what to wear when I'm at the boutique."

'I think you can wear whatever you want to a store.' Naruto thought to himself.

"Alright then!" The lavender-haired girl announced with crossed arms, "Let the 'Have Komi-san Wear What I Choose' coordination battle begin!" The teenagers stared at her with different expressions, "The rules are simple! With ten thousand yen, find the clothes you want Komi-san to wear! After Komi-san tries each of them, everyone's choice will be scored! Finally, we will buy the entry with the highest score!"

"Why can't we just let Komi pick whatever she want and we make decisions together?" The blonde said.

"Time to show you all what I've got." Ren crackled her fist.

"I-I-I can also choose Komi-san'ss clothes…" Himiko stuttered, "I'll try my best!"

"Okay!" Najimi raised her fist up, "Ready? Go!" The girls swiftly enter the clothing store.

"…Ooookay." Naruto sighed at that before he walks into the store to pick some clothes out.


"Thank you for waiting!" The lavender-haired girl acted like a show host as she present the changing booth to the teenagers, "Komi-san has finished changing and it's time for the great reveal! Komi-saaan!" They stared at the curtain for a while then Shouko barely peek out before Najimi tried to pull the curtain back as the embarrassed beauty hold it in place, "Komi-san? Will you please come out?" The embarrassed beauty have no choice but to come out in a Chinese dress with heavy blush, "Yahooooooooo! The Chinese dress is the best after all!"

"Where in the world do you find this dress in this store?!" Naruto held five score up with Shouko while the other girls scored it slightly high. Shouko return to the changing booth and come out in a loose off-the-shoulder blouse with hot shorts, which she don't like very much out of embarrassment that she score it zero. "Who the hell picked…" Naruto give it one for her sake until he notice Ren's joyous expression then checked the price, "…Disqualified."

"EH?" Ren cried out and the other agreed with the verdict as Shouko swiftly change behind the curtain before she come out in a long skirt with plaid shirt and glasses.

"Who picked it?" The blonde scored it eight together with the beauty before Najimi raise her hand up proudly, "Hey, didn't you choose one already?"

"The last one was a joke." Najimi laughed as Shouko come out with other outfit, a plain shirt with teddy bear picture on it and denim pant with sneakers. Everyone but Himiko scored it two.

"W-Why?" Himiko asked, "Isn't it cute?"

"Yeah, only if it's to wear at home." Naruto deadpanned.

"Now let's check out Naruto-kun's choice!" The lavender-haired girl chirped as soon as the beauty return to changing booth.

"I'm not good with women's fashion trends or whatever so I picked something random." He said.

"Save us the virgin excuses and hurry up." Ren said sweetly.

"Say the virgin that will never get laid because of her stalkish and bitchy personality." Naruto retorted and the stalker look oddly happy about it. Shouko come out in a one-piece dress with sandals and everyone look at her in awe before everyone scores it ten. In the end, Shouko bought the dress along with few more clothes.


A couple day later, Naruto walk into the classroom and greet his seatmate. "Morning, Komi." He said as Shouko nod in greeting before he notice something, "Oh? Did you get a haircut?" Shouko dip her head with heavy blush, nodding to confirm. "Look nice."

"…EH?" Najimi turned to them with Himiko and Ren before they react in different way, mostly shock and depressed.

"…What's up with them?" The blonde raised his eyebrow at them before their teacher enter the room to start the lesson of the day and when the break come up, Najimi sit next to the friends.

"I wanna die…" The lavender-haired girl said before she stare at them for a while then repeat, "I wanna die."

"You can't die!" Shouko thrust her notebook out at her shakily.

"Ah, no, I'm not really dying." Najimi sweated sheepishly, "Sorry, Komi-san."

"So, what's the problem?" Naruto asked.

"Why?" The lavender-haired girl looked up to him, "Did you just ask why? Very well! I'll tell you why!" She smashed her fist on desk, "Because the testing period starts next week!"

"…And you hate tests?" He said.

"That's right!" Najimi whined, "What's so interesting in studying without even saying a word? Isn't what we learn in class more than enough? I wanna play…Aahh, I just wanna play…" She glanced at her side, "…That's right! Let's study for the tests together!"

"What's with that turn?" Naruto deadpanned.


"Ah, everyone's here?" Himiko stuttered as soon as the trio show up in school library during lunch break, "AAAAAre you studying for the tests? P-P-P-Please help yourselves!"

"Wow, it's been fifteen years since I last visited a library." The lavender-haired girl glanced around.

"So you never have been in one before?" The blonde said.

"AHAHA!" Najimi laughed loudly, "You noticed, Naruto-ku…" A paper fan hit her head and they look back to see a giant bulky teenager girl.

"Be quiet in the library." The giant shushed them before she take a seat at front desk and the teenagers take a open table.

"Agari-chan, Agari-chan." The lavender-haired girl called out to the said girl quietly as she pointed to the crossed-arm giant with her thumb, "What's up with that person?"

"Ah, she is Gorimi-senpai." Himiko replied, "If you're noisy, she'll slap you with that fan. One hit is one out. Get three outs and you'll be kicked out."

"Ah, I see." Naruto figured that it's there so no one can bother any students who are here to studying. The busty teenager leave them to do some works and the group start studying for their upcoming tests…Beside Najimi, the lavender-haired girl was trying to find something to distract herself from the study like making funny face at Naruto and looking around.

"Naruto-kun, Naruto-kun!" Najimi came back with a whisper as she showed him a manga, "These days, you can even find manga in the libraries."

"You're not going to studying, aren't you?" He whispered back before he turn back to his papers.

"…Ahahaha!" The lavender-haired girl laughed out loudly before she hold the manga out to him, "Look at this, Naru…"

"Be quiet in the library." Gorimi slapped Najimi with fan before she return to her seat.

"…" Najimi quietly dig into her backpack before she take out a jenga set, "Ehehehe…" She pull one stick out, "Hehe…It's…It's so much fun, isn't it, Naruto-kun…"

"Have you lost your senses?" Naruto whispered with a deadpan expression before he notice Shouko's hand slowly move toward to take a piece of stick out, '…Komi?!'

"Alright, next is Naruto-kun's turn." The lavender-haired girl grinned as Naruto look over to see that Gorimi was watching them but did nothing.

'I guess it's okay…' The blonde pull a piece out safety and Najimi take one out, only to knock the stack over with loud clangs and Gorimi swiftly hit each one's head before the giant carry Najimi out.

"Be quiet in the library." The giant warned.

"Alright, let's go back to study." Naruto glanced to the beauty, both have bump on their heads.

"That was the first time I got hit by a fan." Shouko wrote, "It was amusing." He can't help but to sweatdrop lightly at that, "The truth is I wanted to play as well."

"…Well, same here." Naruto said, it's common sense that most people don't like studying. "Let's go meet Osana outside." The beauty nod before they leave to meet up with Najimi.


The test result appears on the last day before summer break and Najimi celebrated. "It's time for summer!" She have passed every subjects.

"Even though you hate studying…" Naruto sighed at her, he also passed every subject with all eighty. "But you're pretty amazing, Komi." The beauty almost scored hundred on every subject.

"…I COMPLETELY LOST!" Yadano screamed after sneak a peek at Shouko's score, she got the lowest score and have to go to classes during summer break.

"What's your plan for summer, Naruto-kun?" The lavender-haired girl asked him happily.

"Not telling you." He replied flatly and the lavender-haired girl pouted.


It have been a week since the start of summer break and Naruto was watching some movie on television, have finished his summer homeworks. 'Have I seen this movie before?' He wondered before the phone rang and he pick it up to answer it. "Hello?"

"The number you have dialed is currently busy, please try again later!" Someone said quickly before it hang up on him and Naruto look at it oddly until it ring again.

"Hey." Naruto answered.

"Heeeey, it's your girlfriend, Najimi-chan, wanna go to pool tomorrow?" Najimi singsong, "Everyone is coming, even Komi!" That is a half-lie because she have yet invite the beauty, she have to make sure that Naruto will come before she can.

"You're not my girlfriend and sure, I'll come." The blonde replied, he have been thinking about getting out of the house for a bit.

"Hoooray!" The lavender-haired girl cheered, "Then, we'll be meeting in front of the Yumikiri station tomorrow at twelve! See yaaaa!" With that, she hang up on him and Naruto put his phone down with a shrug.

"…Wait, who else is coming?" Naruto realize he didn't ask about that and he really hope it's not bunch of new weirdo.


The next day, Shouko was waiting at the station in her new dress with hat, jacket and bag until she hear someone call her out before she look up to see Najimi and Naruto. "Yahoooo!" Najimi waved, "Sorry for the wait and it's been a while! You sure are early, Komi-san!" She noticed her outfit, "Oh, that's the one-piece Naruto-kun chose for you, isn't it?" The beauty nod, "It's good! It suits you!" She jogged past her, "Well then, off we go!"

"…It does suit you." Naruto said honestly, "You look really good and nice." Shouko avert her eyes from him with tiny smile and heavy blush, he actually thought she look so cute.

"What are you dillydallying for?" The lavender-haired girl hollered from the distance, "Let's go!" The friends catch up with her and they meet up with several people that Najimi invited.

"WWWWWait for meeee!" Himiko showed up, "PPPPlease don't leave meeee!"

"Ah, I forgot I called Agari-chan too." Najimi chuckled.

"You shouldn't have." The blonde muttered, he don't want this pervert to act weird at the public pool and say dirty things around innocent kids' minds.

"Waaaait!" Ren waved as several teenagers jogged together up to them, "Don't leave us behind!"

"Hm?" The lavender-haired girl blinked owlishly, "I don't remember inviting Yamai-chan, though…"

"She's a fucking stalker." Naruto said bluntly, "I bet she bugged our phones."

"Oh my, if it isn't Komi-san and Naruto-kun?" The smiling stalker singsong, "What a coincidence! We also came to the pool!" She clapped, "That's right! Now that we're all here, let's group up and play together!"

"Eh…" Najimi shrugged, "Yeah, I'm okay with that. What about you, Komi-san?" The beauty stared for a while before she give a stiff nod with nervousness and the group cheered as Naruto's eyebrow twitched, he hope it'll be a normal outing.


Shouko look around at the water park with shiny eyes before she feel nauseous at the sight of crowd, there are too many people that she almost topple back if it wasn't for Naruto. "You alright, Komi?" Naruto hold her back up and the silent beauty nod meekly.

"Komi-saaan!" Ren waved in the distance, "The changing room is this way!"

"See ya later, Naruto-kun!" Najimi waved to the said blonde as she went off with Shouko to join the girls to change their clothes.

"Later." Naruto went to the male changing room and the other three boys wait outside, have finished changed into their swimsuits.

"Thanks for waiting!" The lavender-haired girl returned in a hot denim short and striped jacket over white shirt.

"I-I-I-I-I kept you waiting!" Himiko appeared in polka-dot one-piece swimsuit with blush, "I had trouble putting on the swimsuit…"

"It's crowded after all." Ren walked in a revealing black biniki and Shouko show up with white bikini bra and short mini skirt, much to her own embarrassment. The beauty glances around for her first friend.

"Mm, where's Naruto-kun?" Najimi tilted her head cheerily, "Still changing?"

"I bet he won't come out because he have a flabby st…" The teenager with slicked back hair laughed until someone cut him off.

"Hey, sorry for the holdup." Naruto appeared, wearing an orange boardshorts and what catch everyone's attention the most are his six-pack abs and muscles. Some swear he does look like a model or pro athlete. "…What?" He raised his eyebrow at them as most classmates gaped at him with different expressions, "What's with these looks?"

"Oooh, it's firm and hard!" The lavender-haired girl cop a feel on his abs with a giggle, "Make me want to lick it."

"Don't." The blonde flicked her forehead, "That's kinda gross."

"Well, how do you know if it's gross to have someone lick your stomach?" Najimi lick her lips, "Want me to confirm it for you?"

"…Anyone want to go check the water slide out?" Naruto wisely ignored the lavender-haired girl as he pointed his thumb at the said ride and the group head to it. "Say…" He turned to Shouko with a quiet voice as they start climbing up the stairs, "Is your swimsuit new?" It does look like very new to him and the beauty confirm with a nod, "Ah, you do look good in it." That earns a blush from her.

"Ah, it's a slide for two." The lavender-haired girl pointed out as soon as they reach the top before she turn to Himiko, "Agari-chan, let's go together!"

"Y-Yes!" The busty teenager squeaked.

"If the worst happens, I'll at least have some cushions." Najimi smirked jokingly.

"…Eh?" Himiko blinked questioningly.

"Then I'll go with Komi-sa…" The teenager boy with dark spiky hair said before the boy with slicked-back hair ram his elbow into his friend's face.

"Nono, she'll go with m…" The ravenette said cheerily before his face get hit by Ren.

"Komi-san, let's go down together!" She chirped before a ninja wannabe appear behind her, looking like he's going chop her neck with his hand and the group start to fighting over who'll ride with Shouko.

"You, over there, anyone is fine so just hurry up and come." The lifeguard beckoned Naruto over.

"Ok." Naruto approached the beauty, "Do you want to ride in front or back?" Shouko choose the front seat and the blonde sit behind her before they slide down the water slide together on the two-person tube. They slid out into the pool with big splash and Naruto get up to see that the beauty was kneeling in water. "You alright?" Shoko tremble in excitement, "You want to go again?" The beauty nod eagerly with cat ears and she end up riding it four times in row then the group take a little dip in a deep pool.

"Let's see who can hold their breath the longest underwater!" Najimi grinned, "The loser will treat the winner to juice!" Everyone are up for this game, "Ready….Goboboboo!" Everyone dove under water and Shouko become the winner so everyone have to bought juice for her as the beauty sit next to Naruto on the towel blanket.

"Hey…" The blonde was about to ask Shouko if she have fun but he decide not to because she look happy and she turn her head to him with a questioning blink. "Nothing."

"It's so fun!" The laughing lavender-haired girl walked up before she run across the poolside, "Alright! Next up is the diving board!"

"Hey, don't run!" Naruto hollered out before the beauty chase after Najimi, "OI!" He get up as Shouko run until her foot hit a bump in ground and she fall forward down to the hard asphalt. She brace herself with closed eyes for the pain but it never come as she feel something hard slid around her torso and under her legs, quickly scoop her up. Shouko slowly open her eyes to see Naruto as he held her in bride carry, "That was close one." He exhaled out before he look at her, "I said don't run because it's dangerous. You alright?" She nodded meekly with red face, she can feel his muscles. "I'm gonna put you down. Promise not to run?" The beauty nod rapidly and he put her down as others jog up to them.

"Are you okay, Komi?!" Ren screeched with others and the beauty nod again, feeling bad for worrying others and ruin the good mood…

"Everyone, let's go to the lazy river again!" Najimi suddenly appear to drag Shouko and Naruto toward the said pool and the blonde look back to see the stalker and male classmates filing the bump with metal file for some stupid reasons. He didn't notice that the beauty sneak a glance at him before they fall into the water, courtesy of the laughing lavender-haired girl and the group play all day.


"Ahahaha, I never thought you would head-shot a lifeguard with water gun." The lavender-haired girl laughed as the group ride the train back to their home stations, "Wasn't it fun, Naruto-kun?"

"That was an accident." Naruto grumbled embarrassingly before he look over to Shouko, the beauty was sleeping in her seat and he can see a very tiny smile on her face. "Yeah, it was." He chuckled lightly.


And that end the second chapter of CIHNL!

What? Wha…There are couple new weirdoes and one is kinda not bad compared to other. And these weirdoes end up befriended by Shouko and Naruto. Now the summer break has getting started for everyone.

How will the break turn out for them? What kind of friends will Shouko make next? How will Naruto handle some crazy people? Will he get close with someone? How will things turn out with everyone? What'll happen next? Let's find out in next chapter!

Anyway, I think that's all I can say for now. Thank you for your time to read it.

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