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Chapter 1: My Fiancees are…?!


"So you two really are my fiancees." Naruto rubbed his forehead at table with his said fiancees after he made dinner for everyone and in front of him was marriage contract with proofs. Everything look so legal and he had read it over and over to confirm it all. "I still can't believe it." He muttered lowly to himself.

"Of course, we are." Minori scoffed with crossed arms and Naruto tried his best not to lower his gaze when her action makes her large bust look bigger than usual. He notice that Tsubasa was glancing both ways as if she was looking for something.

"Um, Tsubasa, what are you looking for?" He asked her.

"I'm waiting for the maids to come and cut the meats." Tsubasa replied innocently.

'Maids?' Naruto blinked owlishly at her, 'Is she from rich family?' He scratched his head, "Um, I don't have maids here so…You have to cut it yourself, sorry."

"Oh, I see." The purplette glanced at her beef then her gaze shift to the knife and she slowly pick it up in an awkward holding, looking between her dinner and knife with a deep consideration…Before she stab the beef right in middle repeatedly, causing Naruto to choke on his spit.

"T-T-Tsubasa, what are you doing?!" He barely got it out and the said girl looked up to him with innocent blink.

"…I'm cutting it?" Tsubasa replied as if it's a fact but he can see a bit doubt and confusion in her eyes.

"…M-M-Maybe it's better if I cut it for you." Naruto gently reach out to take the knife away from her so she won't hurt herself before he cut the beef in small bite-size pieces, "I'll show you how to do it yourself next time, okay?"

"Thank you, Naruto-kun." The purplette gave him a bright dazedly smile.

"Naruto, me too!" The said blonde looked over to the busty blonde as soon as she shout out, her cheeks redden out of jealousy and the first thing Naruto see was two knives sticking in middle of the beef…And for some reason, there's a single chopstick struck in her now tangled hair. "Cut mine first!"

'…Why do I have a funny feeling that it's going to be common?' Naruto sweatdropped at the glaring blonde girl.


After a bizarre dinner in Naruto's option, the trio sits in the living room so they can have some discussion and set rules since they're living together now. "Alright, we need to set up some rules, starting with, um…" Naruto rubbed his chin in deep thought as he tried to figure out his new living situation with two fiancees and he have no clue. "…Oh! Bath…" The sound of opening and closing door cut him off and he quickly look into the foyer with the two girls to see an…Maid with suitcases at her feet? She appear to be around their age with attractive and slender body, she have black hair and purple eyes. "…Um…" He turned to his fiancees, "Is it someone you know?"

"Greeting, Naruto-sama, I am Sugino Kaho." The maid bowed before she give him a sweet smile, "I am your third fiancee."

"…NANI?!" Naruto dropped his jaw with widened eyes.

"Just kidding." Kaho giggled impishly at his reaction.

"She's my personal maid and she'll be living with us from now onward." Minori said to the bewildered genin.

"…I-I-I see…" Poor genin have no clue how to respond to that.


"I have finished write the rules down." Kaho lift the pencil off the paper with a smile thirty minutes later.

"Thank, Kaho." Naruto receive the paper from the smiling maid before he turn to the girls with a clearing throat, "Alright, let me read the rules out to you…" He read the list before he pause for a moment with few blinks then he rub his eyes and check it, repeating it for two more times until his head slowly turn to the smiling maid. "…Why does it say that we have to take bath together, get them dressed and…" He glanced down at the list perplexedly, the more he read it, the more it sound like his fiancees are so helpless and naive. "I-Is that kind of joke?" He asked the maid with a whisper.

"Nope." The maid just smiled, "The girls have been used to having maids do things for them like changing of clothes and washing." Naruto blinked, "Their households are managed by their maids and butlers."

"…So it was truth…"Naruto sweatdropped with a low mutter, he was in denial about the whole thing and thought that the girls were playing trick on him with the dinner earlier until this maid confirm it.

"That's correct, Naruto-sama." Kaho replied, "From now onward, we will assist the mistresses with everything until they are capable of performing menial task on their own."

"Can it get any crazier now?" He muttered to himself before a smoke poof appear in front of him and he look down to see a slug with a scroll.

"For you, Naruto, from Tsunade." The slug placed the scroll before the creature vanishes in smoke.

"What does it say?" Minori asked curiously as her fiance picked it up.

"Let me check…" Naruto opened the scroll to read it out loud, "Naruto, it may come to your shock but you have a third fiancee. Your mother have set it up with other one of her close friend and you may just have your first meeting with her by now. Her name is…" His head jerked up to the maid with widened eyes, "Sugino Kaho?!"

"Oh, guess I'm actually your third fiancee after all." Kaho cupped her right cheek with hand as the smiling maid tilt her head at him, her tone carry some surprise in it.

"Ooh, congratulation." Tsubasa clapped with a ditzy smile.

"Well, that is acceptable." Minori crossed arms under her bust with a nod, she was shocked about it but at same time, she's fine with it since it's someone she's very close with.

"…S-S-Should have keep my mouth shut…" He smacked his face with low mutter before he look up to the ceiling with exhausting expression, 'What the hell, kaa-san?!' What was his mother planning to do by arraigning marriage between him and more than one girl? Clan reason or what?!


Naruto take his clothes off with a tired sigh in the bathroom and he toss the dirty clothes into the hamper then check the water in bathtub by dipping his fingers in it. "Perfect." He muttered to himself, looking forward to a good long soak after today.

"Naruto-sama, how is the water?" Kaho's voice asked behind the door.

"It's at right temperature." Naruto answered, wonder why she asked him that but he brush it off as one of maid things. He reach out to grab some shampoo bottle until he hear the door opening and closing behind him, following by a loud click. "Wha?" He turn around to face his fiancees and the girls look down at his lower body with some curiosity before the yelping shinobi swiftly cover himself up with towel. "W-W-W-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THREE DOING IN HERE?!"

"Taking bath together, what else?" Kaho appear to be very amused by his reaction by the look of her smirk and the bewildered shinobi just stuttered. "Naruto-sama, will you kindly change your fiancees out of their clothes so we can start washing them."

"W-What?!" He choked on air again, "W-Why can't you do it…Or have them do it? In fact, we shouldn't…"

"Maybe it's better if you see it for yourself." The maid turned to the girls, "Why don't you try take your clothes off by yourself?"

"Ooh, okay!" Tsubasa clenched her fists with eager expression.

"Um…S-Sure, I guess…" Minori don't look very motivated like her fellow fiancee.

Five minutes later, Naruto was waving his arms rapidly with disbelieved expression. "S-S-Stop, stop! I-I'll help you girls!" The reason why he was so shocked and alerted is because Tusbasa somehow get her head stuck under Minori's shirt and both of her arms were sticking out from left sleeve while Minori have her bra tied around her head with her right arm sticking down through and out of left side of her underwear. 'Wow…Just wow.'

"P-P-Please do." Minori blushed from both embarrassment and fluster, due to Tsubasa's rubbing face in her chest. "And h-hurry. I'm starting to feel some soreness."

'Clear your mind, clear your mind.' Naruto chant mentally with few deep breathes as he prepare himself to take his fiancees' clothes off and that's what he just did, trying his best not to look at their bodies like some perverts.

"Oh my, I'm capable of doing it myself and yet you strip this helpless maid." Kaho cupped her right cheek with a smirk.

"Wha…" He pulled a double-take until he realize that he have stripped the ravenette without think, "Oh shit! S-Sorry about that!"

"No, you're not." The maid's smirk widened with a certain glint in her eyes, "You want to take advantage of this situation to peer on your helpless and defenseless fiancees."

"W-Which one of two are you going to wash?" Naruto tried to change the topic.

"Me, what do you mean?" Kaho replied chirpily, "You're supposed to wash them."

"I'm ready." Tsubasa held a shampoo bottle up with some shines in her eyes.

"M-Me first!" Minori demanded with red face and they both were pressing their chests up against their flustered fiance's chest.

'Freakin'…' He tried to ignore the feeling on his chest and the sound of Kaho's mischievous snickers in his ear.


"Thank kami, I made it out in one piece." Naruto muttered under his breath as he slumped on floor in his bedroom, it's a miracle that he don't do anything embarrassing and his fiancees don't notice his boner the whole time…

"Fufu, don't be embarrassed, Naruto-sama." Kaho giggled behind her hand as she stood behind him, "It's natural to get a raging boner in presence of your fiancees. I'm more surprised that you don't act on your beastly side and de…"

"Don't you dare finish this sentence." He shot her a dirty glare and the maid simply let another giggle out. Great, someone notice it and will never let him live it down for a while.

"What is boner?" Minori asked them curiously with furrowed brows and the violet-haired girl look very curious too.

"…I'll tell you in few years." Naruto refused to looked at the curious girls while the maid giggle again, "Can we please go to bed and sleep?" He really want to sleep right now after a very eventful night.

"Yes." Tsubasa nodded.

"Fine." Minori crossed her arms with a huff, "But I get to sleep at your side, get it?!"

"Yeah, yeah." He get in the bed with a sigh, how did the girls convince him to sleep together in one bed. He tried to tell them that he'll be fine sleeping on sofa but the girls won't have it…Part of him suspect that Kaho have something to do with that. 'How can they be so trustful? What if it was someone else but me?' It's good thing that he won't do anything to them on the first night but still, the girls are too naive and it worry him.

"Ooh, it feel different and warm." The violet-haired girl said as she snuggle up to Naruto's left side under blanket, "Sharing bed with a man."

"It does." The busty blonde snuggle up to Naruto on other side with heavy blush as Kaho lie next to her, "S-So firm…"

"My, my, I bet you're getting exciting and feel very lucky to have three girls all over you." The maid teased.

"Good night, girls!" Naruto said before he force his eyes to close tightly with red face and he's so glad that the girls fall asleep after they said their goodnight, at least nothing can happen during the slumber.

Little does he know is that when he wake up in morning, he will find out that both Tsubasa and Minori have habits of moving around in their sleep and tend to unbutton or remove their pajamas. It's much worse when Kaho start to teasing him by claiming that he have a hand in that, despite his protests. That will be what the rest of his life be like from onward.


And that end the second chapter of TGCBTN!

It was a very crazy night for poor Naruto, third finacee and the confirmation that both Tsubasa and Minori are truly hopeless when it come to everything.

Will Tsubasa and Minori ever learn how to do things on their own without help? Will Naruto prepare himself for Kaho's teases? What kind of moments will we see between them? What'll happen next? Let's find out in next chapter!

Anyway, I think that's all I can say for now. Thank you for your time to read it.

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