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I present you one of the latest story, Horny Women, Unperturbed Men and One Confused Naruto! A Naruto x Mass X-over crack-smut fanfic!

That story may have some certain lemon parts but it's pure crack with little to no plot. I'd explain but it's something that you have to read to understand what it's all about. FYI, short chapters.

If you don't like the concept of this story or anything else in this story, please leave. No one is forcing you to read it and you chose to read it by your own will. You have been warned so don't yell/scream/whatever and just close the tab/hit back button.

All characters in this story are 18 and above.

Most characters might be OOC and there might be some grammar errors but I'm trying my best.

Enjoy the chapter of HWUMOCN

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and everything in this story


Chapter 1: What The Fuck?!


When Naruto turned eighteen, he start to notice that something weird is going on but he can't explain it. The women around him acting different than usual, they always give him glances with some unfamiliar yet familiar giggles and keep licking their lips. The men around him acting like it's a normal thing, didn't bat eyelash at anything that are out of place and whenever he bring it up to them, they just shrug it off and carry on as if it have never happened…Like when one woman just flash him her chest openly during the meeting and the men just ignore the sight, discussing about the peace treaty and it become regular part of his life, getting flashed by women, even those who he know.

'That is so weird.' Naruto shook his head as he walked into the hokage's office to see Tsunade behind her desk and a group of ninjas. "Hey, you call for me?" He joined the group with a raised eyebrow, ignoring Hinata lifting her shirt up to expose her chest at him or Ino squeezing her bare breasts at his direction with flirty expression and the men simply look at their hokage to wait for their orders without any pervy reactions. 'Seriously, so fucking weird.'

"Yes, as you all know that we have been chosen to host a world festival and will be host to not just people from other nations but visitors from overseas for the first time since we opened our borders to the world." Tsunade bring her hand up to pull her top aside to expose her right breast then cupping it up toward the sweatdropping unpredictable shinobi, swinging it up and down.

"So are we going to be part of security force or…?" Kiba asked, does not give any reaction to the fact that the women were blatantly flashed their busts like other men.

'How can you not get a nosebleed or pitching tents?!' Naruto stared at his male friends and some shinobi with widened eyes, he's struggling to keep his member soft with a small nosebleed.

"Some of you will while some of you will have different roles like tour guide to visitors for example." The hokage replied, now remove her top to swaying her breasts at Naruto's direction.

"Um, so what's my role?" The unpredictable shinobi asked with raised hand as he tried his best not to stare at breasts around him.

"You will show some VIP to hotels or give them a tour." Tsunade form an O shape with her mouth at him with tongue slightly hanging out down her chin, "Other than that, you'll be free most of time until we call you in."

"Alright then." Naruto coughed into his fist, "Um, can I leave? I have some, um, training to do."

"Sure, go ahead." The hokage gave him a nod.

"Later." The blonde shinobi quickly left the office.


'They're getting bolder.' Naruto have been called in for the guide task and he tried his best not to look at several women pulling their skirts up or pulling pants down to show their groins and bare ass off to him as if they were inviting him while the other men carry on normally with their everyday life. 'How long will it take until it all stop?' He sighed mentally as he get close to the gate and he spot a group near Izumo, "Yo, I'm here." Naruto called out to the gatekeeper with raised hand as Izumo waved back, "Is that the group?"

"Hai, they need you to show the way to Golden Leaf hotel." Izumo nodded to him, "They don't mind a bit of tour on the way."

"Get it." The blonde shinobi turned to the group, "Yo, name's Uzumaki Naruto but you all can call me Naruto."

"Hello, my name is Lucy Heartfilia." The blonde woman gave him a friendly smile before she gesture to her group, "And that is Fairy Tail, one of magic guild. That is…" She introduced everyone and Naruto wonder why Makarov let Lucy do the introduction since he's the master but he chose to stay quiet.

"Nice to meet you all." Naruto beckoned them to follow him, "So you guys are mages?"

"That's right." Lucy walked up to his side with a smile, "We're from Fiore and…" As she explain to him about the magic and her homeland, Lucy's right hand move up to hook her crop top to pull it down to expose her breasts to the shinobi and her left hand spray close to his pant, rubbing his groin. The blond shinobi nearly choke on air with raspy squeaks before he look back to the group to see that the men were unfazed while the women start to expose themselves to him with familiar glint in their eyes.

'Goddammit, don't tell me everyone in this universe is like that?!' The shinobi cried internally as the Celestial mage continue to fondling his privates and he push her hand away, only to have her hand back on his covered member. Juvia Lockser and Erza Scarlet join Lucy in copping feeling on his groin and the other women start to molesting him while the confused shinobi kept pushing their hands away as he show the group around to the best of his abilities until he manage to get them to their hotel without any problems.

"I hope we'll see each other very soon." Mirajane Strauss pulled the top of her dress down to shaking her breasts at Naruto with a sweet smile. Her sister, Lisanna Strauss, does the same thing.

"Um, yeah…" Naruto walked away from the group with atomic red face, 'Yup, more bolder.' He turn around the corner at the crossroad to face both Hinata Hyuga and Sakura Haruno, "Oh hey, girls, what's up…" Before he know it, both Hyuga heiress and pinkette drop down on their knees with their top over their bare chest as Hinata pull his pant down to expose his member, which she eagerly gulp whole of it up in a deepthroat move and Sakura suckling his family jewelries. "Wha…" The blonde shinobi dropped his jaw at two women who were taking turn to sucking him off.

"Hey, boss." Konohamaru walked by him with a wave as if his role model wasn't getting double-teaming by two horny kunoichi in public.

'A-A-Am I trapped in some kind of Icha Icha books by pervy sage or what?!' The blonde shinobi was so confused and dumbfounded by the whole bizarre situation but it don't stop him from ejaculate all over the horny women's faces and in their mouths.


And that end the first chapter of HWUMOCN!

Poor Naruto, so confused about why everyone are behaving like that and start to questioning himself if he's really sane or not as the women slowly rank it up while the men just carry on.

FYI, most chapters are short because it's just an crack fanfic with no plot. Just FYI.

How will Naruto keep his sanity together from now onward? How far will the horny women take it to? Why are all men act like it's normal and nothing pervy is going on in front of them? Let's find out in next chapter!

Anyway, I think that's all I can say for now. Thank you for your time to read it.

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