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Chapter 4: Aizawa's So Done
Tsuyu, Momo and Kyoka ride the elevator down to first floor in silence since it's early in morning and it have been three days after the incident. The elevator open with a ding and the rocker step out first before she get startled when something tackle her shin with a hop, causing her head to snap down to see a cute Akita puppy with rapid-wagging tail. "Wha…?!" Kyoka can't help but to pick the puppy up, cradling the creature in process as the girls lean closer to take a good look at cute exciting puppy. "Who does he…" She corrected herself after giving the puppy a look over, "She belongs to?"
"I believe it is Shiretoko's?" Momo guessed as they walk into the common room to see Naruto taking the leashes off the puppies as some run around and jumping off the couches with some soft barks and yips before the Noumu turn his head slightly to meet their gazes. "Did you just take them out for a walk?"
"Yo, yo, wassup." Naruto spoke flatly, "Fo sho, I let the dogs out, bow-wow, yo."
"…" Kyoka and the girls were aghast by his bizarre response and to make it worse for the rocker is that the Noumu also throw some rap gestures in…So many wrong gestures. "…Where the hell did you pick it up from?!" She screamed, ignored the wet feeling on her chin from the puppy's licks.
"The tube, yo." The Noumu replied, "I float…Like a butterfly. And sting like a bee! Cause I'm…"
"STOP!" The rocker screamed again as she hugged the puppy tighter to her chest, "DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT!" She recognize this horrible rap and she don't want to hear it again. "STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!"
"…Was that no good?" Naruto tilted his head.
"Why were you talking like that?" Tsuyu asked, trying her best to forget what she just witnessed.
"I was told to change the way I speak." The blonde replied before he pause for a moment, "How about that one?" He open his mouth with expressionless face, "Good fucking morning, what the hell bring you all down to the shithole here?"
"No, please don't talk like that." Momo grimaced, "Ever again. One Bakugo is enough, we don't need another Bakugo."
"No?" Naruto paused, "Wouldst thee pref'r me to talketh liketh yond?"
"…No, what the hell are you speaking in?!" Kyoka want to smash her face against a wall, "Where did you get this from?!"
"Shakespeare and I get it from a movie that I happen to find." The Noumu answered.
"Ugh, just go back to…" The rocker grumbled.
"Then how about this one?" Naruto cut her off, "I'll talk like that and if you don't like it, I'll switch back to my first speech format." There was a pause, "What, you don't like it? Then I guess I'll…"
"No, no, this one is better!" The teenagers quickly speak out.
"Oh, okay." The Noumu nodded, "If you guys excuse me, I'll take the puppies back to my room and feed them before school start."
"I barely get up and I already have a headache." Kyoka walked away with a grumble.
"Jiro, can you please give me Floofy back?" Naruto held his hands out and the girls realized they still have his puppy.
"…You named her Floofy?" The creator can't help but to sweatdrop a little.
"Yeah, because she have fluffy fur." He replied.
"…I'm starting to think you have a horrible sense of naming." Momo sighed as the rocker quietly give the Noumu his puppy back before he gather his puppies up to bring them up through the elevator and the creator turn to her friends. "…Would you like me to make some relaxing tea?" Both girls nodded, they really need that after the whole encounter.
"All right, it's time you all heard the full story about the internship." Aizawa spoke to his class as soon as they take their seats before he turn to the doors, "You can come in now." The door slide open as the students look over, "We'll be hearing about how it'll be different from your workplace experiences directly from a few who have gone through it themselves. Now they've taken time out of their busy schedules to talk to you, so be sure to listen carefully to what they have to say." Izuku give out a loud gasp when three older teenagers walk into the room, "Even amongst the current crop of students, they're the trio who reign at the top of Yuuei…The so called, Big Three."
"Those guys…" Kyoka muttered, "I'd heard that there were kids like that, but…"
"The big three!" Mina pumped her fists.
"Could you all give a brief self-introduction?" The scruffy teacher glanced at the older students, "Let's start with Amajiki." The black-haired boy suddenly glared at the class as most students shivered.
"…It's no use, Mirio, Hado…" Tamaki shuddered, "No matter how much I try to imagine them as potatoes…Everything except their heads stays human, so I can only see them as people. What should I do…The words won't come out." His head dipped, "My mind's gone blank…This sucks…" He turned to face the blackboard, "I wanna go home."
"…Um, he's one of Big Three?" Hanta questioned.
"Hey, hear that, Amajiki?" The blue-haired girl laughed, "They call that being a chicken! Yup! Even though you're a human! Weird, right?!" She gestured to the gloomy teenager then to herself, "This guy's the chicken, Amajiki Tamaki, and I'm Hado Nejire. We were requested to come here and talk to you all about the internship." She suddenly stand in front of Mezo, "But hmm, hey, by the way, what's with the mask? You sick? Is it a new fashion? It is in?"
"Well…" Mezo never get a chance to answer her.
"Ah, you are Todoroki, right?" Nejire turned to the said person, "Right? What's with that burn there?!"
"Well, that's…" Shoto uttered.
"Ashido, if your horns break, do they grow back? Can you move 'em? Can you? Mineta, are those ball looking things your hair? Then how do you get a haircut? Asui, are you a tree frog? You're not a toad, right? Everyone I look at's soooo interesting! It's weird."
"You're saying you're interested in my balls?!" Mineta drooled with lewd laughter, "That's sexual harassment, senpai!"
"Dude, no." Hanta gave him a naughty look.
"Hey, hey, Shiretoko!" The blue-haired girl turned to Naruto, "The black lines that outline your body parts and muscles, are they tattoo? Hey, hey, answer me! I wanna know!"
"They're not tattoo, they're crevices." Naruto replied, "As Noumu, my body is modified so it'll be easy to take more quirks in. Also I can detach a piece if I want to." The class, even the teacher, can't get used to his sudden change of speech.
"Ooh, can you do transformer with that?" Nejire whistled before she suddenly turns to question another person, never give the Noumu a chance to answer.
"You three really lack rationality, huh." Aizawa stared at the older blonde displeasingly.
"Please, do not fret, Eraserhead!" Mirio pointed thumb at himself with nervous sweats, "For I'm the main act today anyway!" He suddenly turn to the class with hand cupping his ear, "The journey ahead iiiiiiiis!?" There was a long awkward silence, "Rife with difficulties! Is what you're supposed to say!" He straightened up with a sheepish laugh, "Oookaaaay! Everyone totally failed to get the point!"
"All three of them are weirdos, aren't they?" Rikido whispered to Koji, "They're called the Big Three, but they're kinda…Well…"
"They don't give off that feeling at all." Fumikage whispered near them.
"Well, your faces say you have no idea what's going on." The older blonde said, "The internships, which aren't even mandatory…Are to be explained by these seniors that just suddenly showed up. It makes no sense, right? You've acquired your provisional licenses as freshmen, I see…Hmm. This year's freshmen are rather…Enthusiastic, aren't they?" He nodded, "Yeah, I see…It seems as though my introduction has crashed and burned anyway…"
"Mirio?!" Tamaki hissed nervously.
"So everyone here…" Mirio thrust his fist up with wide grin, "Let's go and fight, you versus me!" Most students cried out in confusion as he turned to the Class 1-A's homeroom teacher, "Having them experience our experiences with their own bodies is pretty rational, right!? How's that for ya, Eraserhead?"
"…Do as you wish." Aizawa shrugged.
"Um, seriously?" Hanta stared at Mirio, who was doing some warmup stretching, as most of Class 1-A students look very worried and somewhat nervous since they gather in Gamma gym.
"Seriously serious!" Mirio smiled.
"Mirio…" Tamaki faced the wall, "You should stop this now…Just giving a textbook 'this is what it is, so it'll be very valuable to you,' should be fine."
"So far away…" Mineta muttered.
"It's not like each and every one of them has that burning desire to rise up in the world." The gloomy teenager muttered, "Don't make it so they can't get back on their feet again." His comment earn some curious glance from his underclassmen.
"Ah listen, did ya know?" Nejire flicked Mina's horns as they bounce back and forth, "A while ago there was this kid that got super discouraged, then they give up on being a hero, so they caused a bunch of problems! Did ya know that!? It was really tough on Togata! You've gotta think carefully or it'll be super hard on you too, like reeeeaaally tough, you know!"
"Please, stop that!" Mina whimpered with some shivers and before Fumikage can say anything, someone else shout out.
"Don't you look down on me, shitty extras!" Katsuki charged toward to Mirio.
"You can come at me wherever, whenever!" The older blonde just smiled.
"Close-range unit, we'll close in on him all at once!" Eijiro shouted and everyone quickly take actions.
"LET'S DO THIS, FUCKER!" The explosive user roared and all of sudden, the clothes slip off Mirio's body, causing Kyoka to cover her eyes with arms and red cheeks.
"HEY, YOUR CLOTHES JUST COME OFF!" Kyoka shouted, it's good thing that Mirio's pant does not come completely off.
"Ah, my apologies!" Mirio held onto his pant with a grin, "The fine-tuning's a tad difficult, you know?" Katsuki's exploding fist phased through his head to some teenagers' surprise and several realize that the older blonde's quirk is phaser. "The face?" He turned his head to look at the explosive user over his shoulder, "Really?" Before the explosive user make a move, a wave of attacks from most of Class 1-A went through Mirio and he vanish without a trace.
"He's gone!" Tenya halt his running, scanning the field.
"HEY, DON'T GET IN MY WAY, FUCKERS!" Katsuki shouted angrily at them.
"Righto!" The phaser suddenly appeared behind Kyoka, "Long-rang attackers first!"
"He warped!" The redhead gasped, "It's not just about passing through objects?! What kinda overpowered quirk is this?!"
"Wha…" Before the rocker can turn around, she was immediately taken out along with long-range attackers in a single blink by Mirio.
"Okay, class!" Aizawa called out to the students as the older blonde shout 'power', "This is a great opportunity to get it beat into your bodies! That guy…As far as I know, Togata Mirio is the man closest to being number one hero! And that's including the pros!"
"He took out more than half of us in the blink of an eye…!" Shoto watched from the sideline, "So he's the man who's closest to number one."
"Aren't you going to join in?" The scruffy teacher raised his eyebrow at the dual-haired boy then to the Noumu, "You too, Shiretoko. There's no way you'd lack interest in the number one student here."
"I haven't earned my provisional license, so…" The dual-quirk user tilted his head.
"I don't think I have to take part in that, considering the fact that I'm not taking an internship this year nor owning license." Naruto replied blankly.
'This the time to be docile?' Aizawa fought the twitch in his eyebrow as he stared at two students, is that the karma for expelling the students on first day in past?!
"Nothin' left but close quarters kids." Mirio smirked with flicking hands.
"FUCKING DIE!" Katsuki charged, only to get a powerful punch to gut and he crumble on ground.
"What the hell was that!?" The harden user choked out, "I mean, the phasing is strong enough…But he can warp, too? Doesn't that make him like…INVICIBLE?!"
"Oh, stop!" The phaser posed with a wide grin.
"There must be some kind of trick to it, guys!" Izuku started to mumbling, "And it doesn't matter whether he's warping through his phasing ability, or the other way around…As long as he's making contact with his attacks, if we just focus on countering him, then there should be moments where we can land our own hits on him! If we don't know what he's doing, that just means we operate within what we do know, make a hypothesis…And search for a way to win!" He unknowingly impressed Mirio.
"Oho!" Eijiro agreed with him, "You're quite manly right there."
"Go ahead, search away!" Mirio ran toward the group, only to sink into the ground.
"He sank through!" Tenya cried before the senior appeared behind Izuku and the greenette suddenly surprised him with a roundkick.
'That's no reflex shot.' The phaser thought to himself, 'You telling me he predicted I'd show up here?' His left arm shot forward, phasing through Izuku's leg to his face. "But I've got a killer move for you!" His finger phase through the greenette's eyes, "Blinding touch!" The yelping boy closed his eyes before the phaser punched his stomach hard, "Gotta tell ya, most people think up the same sorta counter-based strategy." Mirio sink into the ground, "So I'mma make this a training session to hunt and destroy the strategists!" He quickly went through everyone, "POWER!" The phaser gave a thumb-up with wide grin and the moaning students lying around him, holding their stomachs.
"And, welp." Mirio smiled to the groaning freshmen after they recovered and gather around in front of him and his fellow seniors. "Yep. Guess that's the gist of it!"
"I don't even get why but everybody just got off with a punch to the gut…" Tenya moaned.
"You think my quirk's strong?" The older blonde grinned.
"Try way too damn strong!" Hanta cried out.
"It's no fair when I think of my quirk!" Toru raised her hand up.
"I mean, you can phase and warp!" Mina said, "Are you a hybrid like Todoroki or Naruto?!"
"He's not a Noumu." Naruto pointed out.
"OMG, I totally know his quirk!" Nejire raised her hand up while waving another hand, "OMG, like, can I say it?! It's called Phase…"
"It's Mirio's turn to talk, Hado." Tamaki cut her off.
"Nope, just one!" Mirio laughed as the blue-haired girl pouted, "Phaser! And that warping, as you guys called it, works just the way you noted!"
"What's the principle behind your warping?!" Izuku asked and the senior explain how his 'warp' work by using his phase quirk and shooting himself up because two objects with mass can't overlap.
"…That sound like an IRL glitch." Mina puffed her cheeks out with a pout.
"Perfect way to put it!" The phaser laughed out loudly.
"He can phase through every attack…" Tsuyu said with finger on her chin, "And move anywhere he wants instantly…Anyway you look at it, that's a strong quirk."
"It's not a strong quirk." Mirio replied, "I made the quirk strong. When it's activated, my lungs can't take in any oxygen. Since any air I inhale just passes through me. By the same token, my eardrums won't vibrate and retinas won't receive any light. I phase through everything. That means…All I retain is my mass…Without being able to sense anything around me…Apart from the sensation of falling…Do you really understand? Because it works like that, even if I'm only going through one wall…A simple movement requires several processes."
"If that was me…" Mineta muttered, "The bigger the rush, the more likely I'd mess that up…And hard to move if you can't felling anything."
"Yep, sure enough, I fell behind!" The phaser nodded, "In a blink of an eye, I dropped to the bottom of the barrel. My clothes dropped too." He tapped his forehead, "The one mistake I couldn't afford to make with this quirk is being too slow to pop back up! Predict! Faster than your surroundings! And occasionally, you've gotta use deception! But more than anything, I needed to be able to predict! And the thing that makes that prediction possible is experience! Use the experience to put together your prediction! It was a tad long, but this was the real reason for our bout! Rather than words, I wanted to show you through experience! During the internship, we're no guests. We're one of the sidekicks! We're there as actual pros! It's truly frightening. Sometimes you'll even bear witness to deaths! However, all of those terrifying moments and tough times are top notch experiences that you can't obtain at school!" He clenched his fist, "I took all those experiences I gained in the internship and made them my strengths! Then, I grabbed the top spot! And that's why, freshmen! Even if it's terrifying, you have to do it!"
"He even speaks like a pro." Rikido clapped along with everyone else.
"He cleaned up that week and a half explanation in three panels…" Momo smiled, earned few strange looks from her classmates.
"Guests, huh." Mezo hummed, "Guess the workplace experience thing did kinda feel like that."
"Yeah, they never let us face anything dangerous." Kyoka rubbed her earlobe jack.
"It's nearly time to head back." Aizawa announced.
"Hey, was there any point to us being here?" Nejire whispered to Tamaki, "Do you know?"
"I'm glad we didn't do anything." Tamaki whispered back, "Let's give Mirio our thanks."
"Thank you very much!" Most students said out loud to their senpais as they left the gym and one of the students were boiling with anger inside. His anger will later cost him one more friend who just lost all respect for him in the locker room.
"Wonder what'll end up happening with the internship thing." Ochaco leaned back on the couch with some girls in common room while few boys were in kitchen or doing their own business, the school have just ended a while ago. "They said they were still checking out the situation for the freshmen, but…"
"The story of how Togata-senpai reached the top from square zero's kinda inspirational." Mina said.
"For the time being, I supposed we're waiting for Aizawa-sensei's go signal." Momo undo her hairdo, combing it down. At this moment, Koda walk over to the group before he point at controller remote then to the already-on television timidly. "Oh, go ahead. No one is watching it anyway." The creator nodded and the animal speaker changes the channel to some animal documentary show, which appears to be on live.
"Ugh, I hope it's not gonna be a long wait." The pink-haired girl groaned and Naruto walk into the common room, staring at the group before he looks around. "Looking for someone?"
"Yes, where's Jiro?" Naruto asked, "I want to ask her something."
"Why not ask us?" Ochaco unknowingly cut Mina off before she can make a joke, "What do you want to know about?" She smiled.
"What's it like to be a parent?" He asked as the gravity girl drop her smile with some stutter while the rest turn to stare at him, "I kept reading the definition of parent, family and children and try to understand the purpose of it. But no matter how many I look it up, I can't understand."
"Um, it's kinda hard to explain…" The gravity girl looked to her friends for help.
"Like she said, it's hard to explain because we don't have a child of our own…" Momo said with a embarrassing blush, they're young to have children and the idea of starting family is far away from their minds. "And to understand what's it like to be a parent is to be a one…You'll understand in time when you get your own child."
"…Ah, I see…" Naruto cupped his chin, "To understand the purpose of mother and father, I must become one." He look up to them after couple minutes of silence, "How do humans create offspring?" His question causes the girls and Koda to spazzing out with red faces, "Oh, I need to ask Salad if it's possible for Noumus to create their own offspring." It was a sudden curiosity.
"…A-Ask your mom." Tsuyu croaked embarrassingly.
"Ok, I'll do that when Tomoko come pick me up." The Noumu said and everyone just look away from him out of embarrassment before the blonde notice the wildness show. "What show are you watching?"
"Oh, um, Animal World, a wildlife documentary show and they're doing it live." The creator quickly answered, grateful for a sudden change in topic.
"…Have killed the rivals, the lion have taken over the pride." The narrator spoke as the lion step away from deceased lion toward the pride before the creature turn his eyes on three cubs, "The first thing the victors will do is kill the young cubs in order to mate with the lionesses."
"Whoa, they're gonna show it?!" Mina gulped as Koda covered his eyes frighteningly while the lion slowly stalking up to the crying cubs, "Like, do they know that the kids must be watching this show?!"
"I don't think any kids would watch it since it's late." The frog girl said, the young kids usually have bedtime at this hour. Behind them, Naruto stare at the show intensely, he want to go over there and rescue the cubs as something inside him stir up.
"The lionesses appear to have abandoned the cubs by doing nothing as the victor is…" The narrator suddenly choke on air when Naruto bend down to pick the cubs up as the lion jump back with bewildered expressions…Wait, wait, what?!
"Shiretoko?!" Momo turned her head together with everyone to look at…A empty air? They sharply turn back to the television as Naruto hold three confusing cubs in his arms, staring straight into the bewildered lion's eyes for few moments before the Noumu disappear in smoke and it clear up to reveal nothing. The lion rapidly whipped his head around and the camera even darting everywhere to look for any signs of the mysterious teenager.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" The narrator shouted before the technical difficulty screen comes up with a tune and the teenagers turn their heads as soon as they hear a pop to see Naruto holding the cubs in his arms then they stare at each other, one blank face and many bewildered and shocked faces.
"I just got a new quirk that allows me to teleport." Naruto said flatly before he walk to the elevator, "Now if you excuse me, I'll take my new pets back up to my room." Koda quickly run to join him as soon as the elevator opened.
"Wait, wait, you can't keep lion cubs as pets!" Tenya ran out of the kitchen with a shout and arm chop as he tried to stop the Noumu but the elevator doors closed before he can reach it. "IT'S ILLEGAL! SHIRETOKO!" Most teenagers snap out of their stun and start to freaking out over the fact that Naruto just stole three lion cubs, even if they have been basically abandoned by their mothers.
"…I'm going to give Aizawa-sensei a call…" Momo rushed over to the secured landline phone in kitchen.
Before the whole lion event, Vlad King blinks few times before he look to Nezu then back to Aizawa. "You want us to…" Sekijiro raised his eyebrow, "Swap a student?"
"Yes." Aizawa replied curtly.
"May I ask why and who?" The blood hero asked.
"Bakugo Katsuki." The underground hero said, "His relationship with the class has deteriorated to point that nearly everyone stunned him and only two willing to work together with him on heroic lesson, although he refuses to work with them with his attitude and aggrieving everyone. After what they went through and Kaminari's betrayal, my class doesn't need any more hassle, even if it's from one of their own."
"Aggrieving, how?" Sekijiro asked after scowled at the mention of the traitor's name, his class was put in danger during the camp training because of this person.
"Quirkless discrimination, even toward anyone who have quirkless relatives." Aizawa answered, "The HUC actors wrote in their report that he said, in his word, 'who the fuck care about useless waste of space, they should do everyone a favor and go off themselves'. One of his classmates overheard that and call him out on it, he start to insult and berating her when he found out that one of her parent is quirkless. I talked to him about that yesterday and told him to go to see Hound Dog for counseling or face suspension. Also, he punched Sero in face hard enough to break his nose in locker room today, just for 'getting in his way' during the Big Three's spar after Sero asked him why he refuses to work together and rush in. Shiretoko heal his broken nose before Sero report it to me with some witnesses. I already give Bakugo three days detention for that." He rubbed his forehead with a huff, "The reason why I want to pass him over to you is because you must have better chance reeling him in than I do."
"I see." The frowning blood hero nodded in understanding. Like Aizawa said, he have better chance reeling Bakugo in because the blood hero is stoic and tough on his students and pull no punches if anyone act up in his class or out of it. He won't tolerate anything if a student behaves like that. "Alright, I'll allow it." He nodded, "I will choose a student to swap you with Bakugo…But I have a question." Vlad King glanced to Nezu, "What'll happen if I can't control him?"
"Then we'll place him in General Education and have him see Hound Dog everyday." Nezu steeped his paws, "If he make some improvement and stay on good behavior for a year, we may consider transfer him back to Heroic department."
"That's acceptable." The underground hero grunted and Sekijiro nodded in agreement. "…If you allow it, I want to look into Aldera Junior High for something." He asked the principal as the creature look to him for an explanation, "I want to see Bakugo's record myself because there's something that bring up some red flags. In the files, we were told that Bakugo is a good student who's always on his best behavior and yet I don't see it with him around. Why we weren't told anything about his megalomaniac trait and other things."
"Yes, it does raise some flags." The chimera nodded with a smile, "Please do it and report whatever you find to me. I want to know." Suddenly, there was a ring and both chimera and blood hero turn to look at Aizawa as he take his phone out.
"What is it?" Aizawa grunted annoyingly before he pause with blank face, "…Shiretoko did what? And he took what? Hold on, I'll be there in few minutes." He hanged up then look at his boss and co-worker, "…Shiretoko teleported to Africa and took three abandoned lion cubs in to raise them as his pets."
"…He has my permission to raise them." Nezu smirked broadly, "In fact, he's now allow to take any kind of animals in."
"…Nezu, it's lions." The underground hero stared at his boss with twitching eyebrow, "The Yuuei academy are not equipped to raise wild predators, neither…"
"He has my permission and that's final." The chimera laughed, he can't wait to see the chaos among the humans on campus. "If you excuse me for a moment…" He turned to the computer, "I'm going to make it legal for Shiretoko Naruto to take wild animals in and raise them."
"….Goddammit." Aizawa stomped out, he should ask Nezu for a raise after he lectured the problem child.
"Um, I'm going to look over my class roster and send you email as soon as I make a decision." Vlad King slowly walk out with somewhat confused expression and the chimera start laughing like a madman.
Aizawa stare sternly down at Naruto, who was sitting on floor in his room with a lion cub sleeping on his lap as the other cubs drink milk from bowl together with some kittens and couple puppies. Some teenagers were peeking in from the doorway and Toru want to comment on how she have never seen their teacher's eyebrow twitching this faster before but she keep her mouth shut as the teacher finished lecturing the Noumu about quirk usage and reckless actions. "…Shiretoko, you just become the most problematic child in my class right next to Midoriya." Aizawa grumbled and his gaze lingering on the kittens for a moment, sneakily snapping few photos with his phone without anyone's notice before he walk out with a grumble.
"Wait, you're not going to do anything about the cubs?!" Tenya cried out.
"He has permission to take any stray animals in." The underground hero grumbled, "Any animals." The teenagers blinked rapidly, "I want one of you to keep eyes on him and make sure he do not do that again." He stepped into the elevator, "And if he did it again…Not my problem." The doors slide closed as soon as he said it and the teenagers just trade looks before they look inside Naruto's room.
"What names should I give them?" Naruto looked down to his cubs.
"Let us help out with that!" Mina excitingly run in with Toru, both eager to get close to cute adorable cubs since it's not often anyone can get a chance to see them up close. The other teenagers have no clue what to do in this situation and no one notice that the elevator never stop on the first floor but on a different floor.
"I have the result of yesterday's discussion regarding hero internships for freshmen." Aizawa spoke to his class the very next day, "Starting with the principal, the majority of the teachers said 'give it up'."
"What?!" Eijiro gaped, "Even after the info session with the seniors?!"
"But if we think about it from the sequence of events that led to everyone living in the dorms, I guess it would turn out like this." Tsuyu said.
"However…" The scruffy teacher spoke up, "There are also those with the option that under our current safeguard policy we won't raise you to be strong heroes. So this will be our policy. We will only allow freshmen to work at offices that have a good track record when taking in interns. That is the conclusion we reached." Some students start to discuss about agencies and someone have a burning question to ask.
"Sensei, do you know where's Bakubro at?" The hardened user raised his hand up, "I saw him walking into school early but…"
"I was getting to that." Aizawa said, "Due to some circumstances, we decide to transfer Bakugo to Class 1-B and a student from there will be transfer to this class."
"Really?" Eijiro looked surprised by the sudden news, few other were also surprised. He was little upset about that but at same time, he understand it's a necessary for his class since almost everyone are now on bad terms with Bakubro. Bakubro will accept his mistake and apologize to everyone, Eijiro know he will do it in time.
"About time." Hanta scowled, feeling the phantom pain in his nose. He would have a broken nose if it wasn't for the Noumu who just heal him without asking for anything in return and the tape user actually feel bad when he found out that Naruto's Heal quirk transfer injuries to himself.
"Who is it?" Rikido asked with raised hand.
"I hope it's a new hottie!" Mineta drooled lewdly.
"I hope it's not Monoma." Tsuyu said, "He get a screw loose." Before anyone can ask anything else, a knock on door cease everyone to quiet down.
"That would be the student, come in." Aizawa called out and the door slide open as most students lean over to see who it is. The new student turn out to be…"Class, that is Tsunotori Pony and she will be part of our class from now onward." He gestured to the foreigner as she look little nervous and timid with bashful smile, "She will also start living in your dorm too, her room will be on third floor right next to Uraraka's. While she have difficulty speaking Japanese fluently, she's capable of understanding Japanese as long as you speak clear and slow. Please do your best to help her with Japanese when she's learning speaking it…" He gave a sharp glare to Mineta, "Mineta, if I ever find out that you're teaching her to speak inappropriate things on purpose…" He let the threat hanging up in air.
"G-G-G-Get it, sir!" Mineta sweated bullets as couple girls gave him dirty looks and some boys can't help but to shaking their heads at him.
"You will do introductions later after class if you like to." The scruffy teacher turned to the American girl, "Tsunotori, go sit up front." He pointed to the empty desk in front row and Pony take her seat while glancing around to some smiling students. "Feel free to ask me anytime if there's something you don't understand clearly."
"Hai!" Pony nodded rapidly to signifying that she understand him.
"Now let's go over few things before the first period." Aizawa looked down at the class schedule, "Today…"
When the period before lunch ended, some students eagerly huddle around the foreigner to greet her and few left to get their lunches. "Hiya, I'm Hagakure Toru!" The invisible girl hopped with waving arm.
"I'm Sero Hanta." Hanta pointed at himself with index finger.
"I'm…" Yuga posed dramatically, only to be cut off.
"Yo, name's Ashido Mina!" Mina grinned widely as the Frenchman sulk, despite the calm smile on his face.
"Yo, hot stuff, I'm Mineta Minoru." The purple-ball-haired boy ogling her bust, "What's your si…"
"I'm Asui Tsuyu, please call me Tsuyu." The frog girl shut Mineta up with a whip of her tongue.
"Nice to meetcha." Pony smiled timidly, due to new surrounding and her poor Japanese.
"Naruto, what are you reading?" Yuga asked the Noumu, walking away from the group.
"Penal codes and laws." Naruto looked up from the book in his hands to the laser user, "Aizawa-sensei assigned me to read the whole book on laws. Something about teaching me the common sense."
'Sound like he's punishing you for the cubs.' Kyoka snorted to herself, had heard everything from Momo this morning.
"I find human laws to be interesting but some are questionable." The Noumu glanced at the page, "Why is it illegal to dance after midnight? Also, do you know you'll be jailed for exposing your thighs?"
"…Some laws are not meant to be enforced." The French student sweatdropped slightly and two students gave them a strange look, mostly because of the bizarre laws that they haven't heard of until now.
"I see." Naruto continue to read the law book.
"Yo, is Pony here?" They turn to the front door to see Setsuna with the rest of the girls and Tetsutetsu was right behind them.
"Here!" Pony waved cheerily to her former classmates and they approached her, trade some greeting with few Class 1-A students.
"Are they treating you well?" Itsuka asked the blonde girl.
"Yup!" The foreigner gave her a thumb-up, "Everyone nice and good to me!"
"We helped her out a bit." Momo smiled, the blonde girl had asked them few times during the classes when she doesn't understand certain things.
"Ah, that's good!" Setsuna patted the foreigner's head few times, "I was a little worried that you guys was going to ride her hard for stupid reasons like being a replacement or from Class 1-B."
"Oh, I'll ride her h…" Mineta was about to make a perverse comment until he got stabbed in eyes by Kyoka's jacks.
"Did you know we were going to have a switch or…?" The orangette asked the creator.
"No, we were surprised by that." The creator shook her head.
"Where's my bro at?" Tetsutetsu asked, looking for the redhead.
"He went to look for Bakugo." Toru replied.
"Tsk." The steel user scowled at the mention of explosive user's name.
"Huh, this bad?" Tsuyu said bluntly, it wasn't a question.
"Mm." Yui make a displeasure noise.
"He kept shouting, cursing and give everyone horrible nicknames." Kinoko muttered.
"Not to mention the death threats and reckless use of his quirk during classes." Ibara frowned, "Such a terrible person. How do you all manage to get through it everyday?" No one wants to talk about the fact that he have moved into their dorm and have to deal with him daily.
"We tried our best to ignore him." Momo winced in pity.
"Hang in there." Kyoka muttered quietly.
"Shiretoko, I accidentally cook too much enough for two lunches." Reiko hold up a bento, "Would you like to eat it?" That earns few turning heads from the teenagers.
"I told you before, I'm a Noumu." Naruto looked up to her from his book with a blink, "There's no need for me to eat and drink…"
"Dude, just eat it." The rocker tilted her head slightly to glance at the Noumu, "She went through the trouble to make it for you."
"…Ok." The Noumu nodded to her then receive the bento from the ghost girl and he break chopsticks, looking down at the meal. It has white rice, fried chicken pieces and tamagoyaki. He decides to eat rice first, chewing slowly.
"…Are you two…?" Reiko stared at the rocker with a jealous glint in her eyes, also anxious at same time.
"Whatever you think it is, it's not like that." Kyoka waved it off, "I don't get it but for some reason, he listens to me and do whatever I tell him to."
"Yeah, our resident Noumu totally likes Jiro." Mina joked, "Right, Shiretoko?"
"Hai, she's my first." Naruto take his first bite of tamagoyaki and it was the first time he can taste something.
"See?" The grinning pink-skinned girl throw her arm around the Noumu, "His first!"
"WHAT THE HECK?!" The blushing rocker cried out in embarrassment as the classmates and other students looked at her with few reactions, "FIRST WHAT? SAY WHO?!"
"Ashido said you're my first." The Noumu chewed the egg roll to scrutinize the taste, "Although, I'm confusing about what's my first."
"His first lo…" Mina grinned trollishly before the jacks jabbed her eyes, "GAH!"
"Dammit, Ashido!" Kyoka growled with twitching eyebrow, "Stop bullshitting him about things!"
"Anyway..." The ghost girl turned back to her crush, "If you enjoy the bento, maybe I can make you bento from time to time if you like."
"Sure." Naruto swallowed the last piece of his meal before he give her back the empty box, "Thank you."
"You're welcome." Reiko replied, "Please visit Class 1-B once in a while if you can."
"T-T-That girl is crazy…" Mineta trembled in fear while crying bloody tears, "W-W-Who w-would like a scary Noumu." He's still the only one that thinks Naruto should be stay arrested because he's a monster.
"You know, it's still kinda bizarre to see a former enemy in this class…" Tetsutetsu scratched the back of his head with raised eyebrow, "And he turn out to be pretty awkward, you know what I mean?"
"But that's one of his charms." Yuga said with a sparkle, "Very dazzling!" The students continue their lunches and small talks before the bell ring to end the lunchtime.
Since Tomoko broke the news to him that their son have somehow bring back alive and she even show him the DNA result that Naruto's body is original with no extra DNA , he can't believe it. It feel so surreal as if it come straight out of fantasy stories…But again, anything is possible in this world now. Tomoko told him that he can make decision to be part of Naruto's life or not and the reason why she want him to know is because he have right to as the father of her child. Honestly, he don't know how to feel or what to do about that. Part of him see that as a second chance and get back together with Tomoko, another part of him want to go to bar and get shitfaced drunk then pretend that it was some fever dream, although the latter part is very tiny. He remember everything with Tomoko from wonderful accidental news to the heartbreaking day that they lose Naruto, he can't blame her for leaving him because he know it's too hard on her with the miscarriage. After their meeting, his gaze keep move to his son often throughout the school days and hear news about him.
He can see part of himself and Tomoko in their son. He feel a lot of anger toward the villain of Kamino incident and Villain Alliance for turning Naruto into a Noumu and use him against everyone. He feel proud when he found out that Naruto fought the traitor while protecting Jiro, which lead to Kaminari's captive. He get a small kick out of it when Naruto did something funny unintentionally like 'kidnap' lion cubs or driving someone crazy without meaning to.
He bury his face in his hands with a tired groan, he don't know what to do! Should he take this chance to jump in right away and hope for the best or leave it be? And how do one be a father to a teenager that suddenly show up?! Is there a guide book for that to help him out?! He let out a long heavy exhale until someone have enough of that.
"Alright, I'll bite." Aizawa looked up to him annoying from across the desks, "What's the matter?"
He look at the underground hero with a pause, 'Should I tell him and ask him for help? Yeah, let's do that.' He take a deep breath, "I'm a daddy to a teenager boy." There was a long pause, "…Shota, don't you hear me? I said I'm…"
"I heard you the first time." The scruffy man lift his hand up, "I was waiting for you to say it's a joke but I guess it's real deal." He rubbed his eyes with a sigh, "So…You have a son? When did you find out and who is it?"
"Few days ago." He scratched his chin in deep thought to recall the date, "And who is it…It's Naruto." Aizawa's head jerked up to stare straight at him blankly.
"…Naruto?" Aizawa muttered, "As in Shiretoko Naruto? One of two Noumu?" A nod and there was a prolong silence. "…I can't decide whether to strangle you for spawning a true problem child or ask Nemuri to put me in deep sleep so I don't have to deal with this shit." The man nervously chuckle at him, "…So what are you going to do, Hizashi?"
"Honestly, I don't know." Present Mic slumped on his desk, resting on his crossed arms with a sharp exhale. The underground hero grunt at him, guess they are going out for a drink to talk it out.
'Why is this guy my best friend?' The scruffy man sighed mentally.
Naruto walk down the hallway at late afternoon until a pink blurry missile tackle him and he look down to meet Mei's eyes. "Hey, you!" Mei grinned, "I've been looking for you!" She pulled his wrist as the inventor dragged the Noumu, "C'mon! The suit's ready! Field test!" She's really exciting to test her baby out and the best part of it? She can upgrade it as much as she want after found out that Naruto can gain new quirks and she don't care how it's possible. More quirks mean more new babies to make! They enter the support department and Mei shove the briefcase into his hands before she point to the changing booth on opposite wall. "Go in there and change!"
"Ok." Naruto entered the changing booth and it takes some time before he come out. He wears a gray padded bodysuit with armored sections, gauntlets, boots and a orange trench coat.
"Like it?!" Mei grinned.
"…I have an urge to say need more orange." He said.
"The suit is lightweight, Kevlar plated and made from rubber-like material." The inventor said, "But the gauntlets are my real baby! I used a morphing material so your claws won't tear through them and I put few gadgets inside…" She fidgeted with his gloves, "Hookshot!" A hook shot out with chain and it pierce through a robot's head.
"MY MACHINE!" A random student cried out.
"This baby can let you grapple up some place or pull whatever it latch on toward you!" On cue, the robot's head get ripped out as the hookshot pull back to the Noumu and the random student cry ugly. "Next!" She tapped the gauntlet before a hologram screen appears, "Ta-da! Holographic functionality scanner! This baby can scan items of interest, analyze compounds and send information securely to supercomputer here. You can contact anyone and send them information too! Ah, it also can search for people and any living beings within thirty miles! I based it off Ragdoll's, your mom, Search quirk!"
"I see." Naruto tapped his gauntlet to turn the hologram off, "Anything else?"
"That's it." Mei said, "Your suit is a prototype. Until you get new quirks, I'll upgrade it to accustom them." She snapped her fingers, "Oh! Your orange jacket, they're tear-proof and resistant to fire. The reason why it's like that is because I want to test it out and see if I can apply it to all costumes if possible."
"The fire resistance?" He asked.
"No, the tear-proof material." She laughed, "The less costumes to repair, the more time I can make new babies! You see, there's a guy that kept destroying his costume more than once and other guy that damage others' costumes daily. It always annoying me that I have to waste time repairing when I should use this time to build and fine-tune my babies!"
"I see." Naruto stepped back in the changing booth then come out in his school uniform with briefcase and he give it back to Mei. "Thank you."
"No problem!" Mei patted the case, "I'll go and stow it in Class 1-A's secured lockers after a little fine-tune." She shoo him out with a wave, "See you later!" She return to her table to draw up some designs for gadgets after put the case away.
Wednesday noon, some students of Class 1-B were having lunches in their classroom to avoid Katsuki, who went to cafeteria to eat lunch and causing some disruptions at Class 1-B's regular tables as usual, and they look up when they hear the door slide open to see Naruto stepping in. "Hello, I was told that Yanagi have a bento for me." Naruto said.
"Yes, here." Reiko, who was sitting with the rest of girls at two pushed-up desks, lift a bento up and the Noumu walk over to fetch it. He was about to leave until she speak up, "Wait, why don't you sit down and eat with us?"
"Why should I?" He turned to her with a tilted head.
"Because I want us to get a little closer and know each other better." She said as he stared blankly, "Jiro would want you to do that." The ghost girl don't know if it will work on him by using this girl's name but it appear that the Noumu listen to the rocker out of three people around him from her knowledge, the laser boy and invisible girl were other two.
"…Ok, I'll eat with you guys." Naruto sat down between Reiko and Setsuna, the former eyes him strangely and little cautiously with arched eyebrow. Few male students left right away, not want to stay near the Noumu and the blonde open his lunchbox then start eating at his pace.
"Um…" Kinoko chewed her meal nervously, feeling awkward like couple other girls as they weren't sure what to say right now until…
"How's the little bird?" Reiko asked, "The one you took in the other day?"
"She is enjoying the birdcage." He ate some rice, "Although, she prefer to nest in my hair."
"I'm sorry, what bird?" Setsuna raised her eyebrow.
"He took a baby crow in after she was abandoned by her mother, due to a defect, the other day." The ghost girl replied.
"Oh yeah, Pony told me that he've been taking stray animals in." Itsuka hummed, "Puppies, kittens and few other animals…" She heard a rumor about lion cubs but she don't know if it's true or not.
"Oh my." Ibara looked to the Noumu, "How kindhearted of you." Couple girls agreed with the vine-haired girl.
"Huh, never pegged you for an animal lover." The greenette with sharp teeth glanced up and down at Naruto.
"I like animals because they're easy to understand." Naruto took a bite of cut sausage, "Unlike humans, I still have yet to understand humans as well as you do." There was a pause as the girls stared at him until a certain girl laugh out loud.
"Oh, I'm with you right there!" Setsuna laughed before she shoot a fanged grin toward Reiko, "You sure pick them out, huh?"
"Shut it, you." Reiko narrowed her visible eye at her, not want this girl to expose her crush to the Noumu and the said blonde? He was busy eating his lunch while examining every single person in the room and simply answers anyone that speak to him for the entire break.
Kyoka don't know what to make out of this guy, neither know what he's thinking when the rocker end up walking with Yuga to gym for their heroic training. The reason why she was thinking is because she realize that Yuga was first to defend Naruto on the first night and have been hanging around the Noumu, hell she would say that the French student is Naruto's first friend. "…Hey, can I ask you something?" Kyoka finally speak up.
"Sure." Yuga winked with a sparkle, "What do you want to ask me?"
"Why…?" She tried to come up with right words as she jammed her hands inside her pockets, "Why do you trust Naruto so easily? I mean, when he came here on the day we all moved in, you was pretty quick to stick to his side and befriend him…I thought it was weird and something that I can't understand why, you know?"
"Ah…" The French student hummed with closed eyes, "I trust Shiretoko because he want to reform himself and I want to show him that I support his dazzling heart when no one else do…Because I know how difficult it is to live in society when you're reformed. My father's a reformed villain."
"H-Huh?!" Kyoka blinked rapidly with widened eyes.
"My father's quirk allows him to shoot small lasers from his fingertips and he used it illegally as world-class art thief in his early life." Yuga said, "He was credited with over thousand stolen arts when he was arrested. He got out early on good behavior and I have witnessed the hardship he went through, the less trusts he receive from people around him, the difficulty of finding a legal job and etc. He was able to go legal and work for police force and heroes as consultant in art field few years ago." He suddenly whip out a smartphone up in her face as it play a video of some seminar, "He also give seminars on thieves and how they work down to their tricks. He's popular by demand among heroic academies."
"…Oh…" She blinked once, "I don't know…Wow, just wow."
"Now you know." The French student tucked his phone away with a sparkle, "I know Naruto will face hardship ahead of him and I will be one of his supports for the bright path he'll take."
'…He's a better person than I am, huh.' Kyoka rubbed the back of her neck and at same time, she realize that she don't know much about her classmates after everything they went through. It look like she have to change that sooner.
"Wow!" Toru whistle impressively at Naruto's costume as she circle him, "I'm digging the outfit! But…" She tilted her head at his jacket with a small sweatdrop, "So much orange…"
"Yeah, it sure stand out so much…" Rikido squirted his eyes, "And so damn bright it hurt my eyes!"
"Something like that will scream 'I'm here' to the villains miles away." Hanta muttered.
"I think he don't mind." Pony tilted her head at the Noumu, who was straighten his arms out in T to show off his orange jacket with many sparkles around him.
"Well, he said orange's his favorite color." Kyoka drawled as she do some warmup stretching before her supermoves training.
"How can someone outshine Aoyama like that?!" Ochaco shielded her eyes from the Noumu, she think she'll go blind the longer she stare at him! Some teenagers were busy with polishing their supermoves or asking their teachers some questions about upcoming heroic exercise.
"Ooh, does that mean we're light buddies now?" The invisible girl joked as she held her hand up to Naruto for high five, she recently discovered that her quirk not only make her invisible but manipulate light around her and have been focusing on this aspect since then. Naruto give her a high five with a tilted head, "You're getting good with social cues lately." She slip her glove on with a laughter before she blink few times as she stare at her hand that she used for high-five, slowly realize that she have been holding her gloves in other hand the whole time. 'Wait…' Her eyes snapped widened with burning cheeks and she slowly turn her head to the Noumu as she remove her right glove to confirm something. "Naruto, h-how many fingers am I-I holding up with right hand?" She held four fingers up.
"Hagakure, what are you doing?" The rocker raised her eyebrow at the invisible girl's general direction, the others share her confusions. "You know that everybody can't see…"
"Four." Naruto answered and everyone turned their heads to him.
"…" Toru's right arm slowly lower to cover her chest as she feel her ears burning red, "…B-B-By any c-c-chance, c-can you see m-m-me?"
"Yes." He answered simply.
"S-S-Since when?" The blushing invisible girl's left hand flew down to cover her groin, "Since when?!"
"From the beginning." Naruto said.
"From the beginning…?" Toru blinked few times, "…Wait, do you mean…You can see me back then at this time? When the villains invaded USJ?!"
"Yes." He replied.
"…W-W-Why don't you say anything?!" The invisible girl squeaked and everyone near them stay quiet, not sure how to act in this situation so they decide to let the invisible girl handle it since it's first for everything. "T-That I'm visible to you!"
"I don't understand?" Naruto tilted his head.
"…You don't know that I'm invisible?" Toru asked after a short pause and the Noumu just shake his head slightly. "O-Oh…Um…H-How come you d-don't say anything when I wear my costume during the heroic classes?"
"From the gauge of everyone's behavior around you, I assume you're a nudist." He replied, "So I didn't say anything." The invisible girl nod mutely, it kinda make some sense since Naruto don't know that no one can see her.
"…Oh, ok." The invisible girl shrugged her shoulders, slowly move her arms away from her private parts with heavy blush. "I admit I'm partly nudist."
"H-H-Hagakure?!" Kyoka dropped her jaw at her with haywiring jacks.
"It's cool." Toru waved it off with her gloved hand, "It's Naruto we're talking about here, he don't know a jackshit about dirty deeds and stuff like that." She gestured to the blinking Noumu.
"What are dirty deeds?" Naruto asked.
"See?" The invisible girl shrugged with her hands, "And beside, if you think about it, he never look down below my face." Some don't know if it's true and few others look thoughtful as they tried to think back, "So don't sweat it. If I said it's cool then it's cool."
"But…" Ochaco blushed.
"I said it's cool." Toru sighed, "If it make you feel better, be glad it's not Mineta that can see me."
"…Now you say it…" The gravity girl grimaced as the sneering girls start to agree with the invisible girl, "I'm completely fine with Shiretoko seeing you nude."
"Anyone is better than this dirty gremlin." The rocker sneered.
"That is unfair!" Mineta wailed as soon as he found out that the scary Noumu can see a nude girl, "I want this quirk! I want to see her juicy bouncy tits! Her buckass! Her pu…" He mumbled, "Hey, hey, is she natural down there? Does she shave? What about her nipples? Are they…"
"Someone, please punch this pervert." Kyoka gritted her teeth furiously at the rambling pervert as the girls moved away from him and some boys were trying to tell him to stop. "That will be great if someone do it."
"Ok." The noumu walked toward the rambling pervert and the rocker blinked few times before she make a realization.
"OH SHIT!" The widen-eyed rocker whipped her head around to the noumu's back, "WAIT…"
POW
Naruto's fist meet Mineta's face in a uppercut, launching the short teenager up in air then bouncing across the ground until he stop facedown on floor with twitching limbs. The teenagers stare at the Noumu with dropped jaws and white eyes as he look back to them with innocent yet blank face, still holding his fist up in uppercut motion and the teenagers tense up when Aizawa approached the Noumu with expressionless face.
"Shiretoko." Aizawa stared at the Noumu and Mineta lift his head up with a joyous expression, now the teacher will expel this scary evil Noumu and he can see all girls thank him by performing… "From now onward, if Mineta harass girls, making sexual comments or cross the line, you are allow to hit him. If any girls ask you to punish him in any way like kicking him in groin, do whatever they say as long as it don't end in murder."
"Hai, sensei." Naruto gave him a nod.
"S-S-SENSEI?!" The pervert wailed in shocked as the students looked surprised by their teacher's permission, they wonder what bring on the changes but no one mind it because they feel that the pervert have crossed the line too many time to point that it's difficult for some to stop him for their own reasons.
"Mineta, if you continue to behave like that, I will have you expelled whenever I feel like it." The scruffy teacher narrowed his eyes at the shortest student.
"G-G-Get it!" Mineta nodded rapidly with trembling body.
"He's scary as always." Hanta commented with a tiny sweatdrop.
"Yeah, but at least we have someone to punish Mineta instead of tie him up." Tsuyu croaked with finger on her chin and the homeroom teacher walk over to Izuku.
"Midoriya, please come see me in staff room after school." Aizawa said quietly so the noisy students won't able to hear them.
"Um, okay." Izuku wondered what do he want with him, maybe it's something relate to the internship or something else. He know he's not in trouble since he did nothing wrong since after Kamino incident.
"Anyway, I'm curious…" Mina suddenly appeared as she threw her arm around Naruto's shoulders with a wide grin, "What does Toru look like?" That almost immediately catches everyone's attention since they're also curious what the invisible girl look like.
"Yeah, I'm curious about that." Toru hummed before she notice some strange looks, "I'm one of rare cases where a quirk triggered at my birth."
"Oh, like Luminescent Baby and Present Mic." Kyoka pointed out.
"Yup!" The invisible girl hopped lightly before they turn to the Noumu, "So? What do I look like?"
"You have white choppy pixie hair, golden eyes and dark tan." Naruto said and some teenagers picture it in their heads.
"You cut your hair?" Ochaco blinked at the invisible girl.
"Yeah, it's kinda pointless to grow it out and style it when no one can see it." Toru shrugged and the gravity girl hummed, she have a point there. "Althrough, I'm curious about how tan I am. Am I like…" She borrowed Hanta's smartphone to pull up a certain picture from internet before she flash it to the Noumu, "This heroine, Mirko?"
"Yes, but yours is a little light in tone." The Noumu replied.
"And the golden eyes, are they like mine?" The acid user pointed at her eyes with megawatt grin as the blonde nodded before she suddenly hugged Toru, "Golden buddies!"
"Golden buddies!" The invisible girl hugged back with a giggle.
"What about her face features?" Tsuyu asked, "Any distinctive features?"
"Oh yeah!" Hanta rubbed his chin, "He can use part of our faces as reference so it'll give us better mental image."
"Very well." Naruto said as Toru display her face with bouncing heels, "She has face like Ashido, Uraraka's eyes, Jiro's nose, plump lips almost like Yanagi, Yaoyorozu's eyebrows, freckles across her nose…"
"Wow, sound like I'm quite a looker." The invisible girl laughed.
"And sharp teeth, like Tokage or Kirshima." The Noumu said.
"…SHE HAVE SHARK TEETH?!" Mineta cried out as he trembled, "NOW I AIN'T STICK MY DICK IN HER MO…"
"Punt him." Mina cut the pervert off and the purple-ball-haired boy widened his eyes in horror before the Noumu kick him, sending him flying across the field with some bounces.
"Also, she have a small birthmark on her…" Naruto said before the invisible girl quickly covers his mouth.
"Oh, ok, ok, this part is private info!" Toru laughed nervously, she actually forgets about this one until he mentions the birthmark.
'On where?!' Some boys blushed but they don't push it any farther.
"A-Alright, let's go back to training, everyone!" The invisible girl pumped her fist up with a jump, "Aoyama, I need your help with…" The earth start to rumble as everyone stumble in attempt to keep their balance up.
"Ah, I have received few quirks." Naruto said nonchalantly and the earth burst upward with many screams.
Nezu pour himself a tea as he enjoy the sight of his school from his office's window before a giant tree bust out from the roof of Gamma gym and he can see some screaming students and teachers flailing around within some branches, Aizawa just hanging limply on a highest branch with resigned expression on his face. Nezu calmly sip his tea with a smile, "Such a fine day." He said to himself as if there wasn't a giant tree sticking out of a gym.
The school has ended for the day when Izuku enter the staff room and he notice that Aizawa was the only teacher present at the moment. "Midoriya, take a seat." The underground hero gestured to the chair near his desk and the greenette take his seat right away. The teenager slowly start to squirm in his seat as few quiet minutes went by until his teacher finally speak up, "I have been investigating a junior high school for a while and have uncovered few things during this time." Aizawa locked eyes with his student, "Midoriya, why don't you say anything?"
"A-About what?" Izuku jerked his head back with blinks, "I don't know what you…" He paused, "…Wait, this school you have investigated…By any chance, was it…"
"Aldera Junior High." Aizawa said as the greenette froze, "You see, something don't make sense when Bakugo have been acting out and cause some problems around him after his record stated that he's a perfect model student so the principal allow me to do a personal investigation. During this investigation, one of the former students who happen to be your classmate decides to give me a testimony and told me everything." He stared at the sweating greenette, "Do you know what he told me? He told me about the discrimination you faced before your quirk come in, how Bakugo have been bullying you, even using his quirk illegally, and the teachers refuse to stop it, even fired couple teachers who were trying to help you by reporting him to the principal."
"I-I-It's fine, Kacchan was…" The greenette stuttered with widened eyes.
"No." The homeroom teacher put his hand on the boy's shoulder, "It's not fine. Quirkless discrimination have no place in schools and yet Aldera Junior High allow it to happen. What Bakugo did was wrong, he have assaulted you daily and infected serious injuries upon you." The boy open his mouth to defend his childhood friend, "Don't, I know you're going to cover up for him but I have seen the files, that you have been send to infirmary weekly under some guise that you were sick. I'm not this stupid to figure it out." Izuku flinched, "I want you to know that there will be news about Aldera Junior High shutting down and quirkless discrimination but your name will be leave out along with Bakugo's, due to age." The boy's eyes widened, "From now on, you will go see Hound Dog twice a week, Tuesday and Thursday, for counseling unless you're called into field and that is non-negotiable. Understand?"
"H-Hai." Izuku fidgeted with his hands.
"Before you go, I want to say that I'm sorry." Aizawa exhaled sharply as his student blink at him, "I'm sorry for not noticing the signs when Bakugo lashed out to you. I assumed it was because he have inferiority complex of you surpassing him in a single blink, not that…"
"I-I-It's fine...Um…I-Is Kacchan going to be o-o-okay? I-I mean, he want to be a h-hero, h-he have changed and…" The greenette dipped his head with mumbles and the teacher frowned at that.
'He's showing some signs of victim in a abusive relationship and yet I didn't notice until now.' The scruffy teacher growled mentally, how long have his student been suffering in silence for? If he have his way, Bakugo would have been expelled already but his hands are tied at this moment…At least, the explosive student is now on thin ice and will be punished if he dare to cross the line again with all staff's eyes on him. "You can go now." He said and Izuku quickly give him a nod as he leave the office. 'I should have expelled the class on the first day so I don't have to deal with the whole bullshits.' The underground hero pinched the bridge of his nose, he feel like he's failing his students as a teacher and he will do everything to change that and protect his students this time.
The next morning, Pony was walking back to dorm from her light jog and on the way, she encounter Naruto walking his pets. "Heeeey, Shire!" Pony ran toward him with cheery wave to get his attention. She remember how scared she was when he was around her at first until she learn what Naruto's like and not to mention his cute pets, she's a sucker for adorable things. They somehow become friends in few days and some teenagers think it's probably because they have few things in common like new students in Class 1-A and having hard time understanding certain things in their own way for example. "Walk dogs?" Pony grinned before she look down with a pause and raised eyebrow as she notice three lion cubs among the puppies…And they were acting like hyperactive puppies, even copying their behaviors.
"Yes, I'm giving them a walk and we're about to go back now." Naruto held the leashes in one hand and scooper in other hand.
"Same, I go back now." The foreigner grinned, "Can I help? Walk them?"
"Yes, you can." The Noumu gave her few leashes, allow her to walk few puppies and they walk together in silence as the creatures ran around happily.
"Man, looking at these cute puppies make me miss my family dog back in America." Pony cooed at the adorable puppies, well-aware that she's speaking in English. "Say, can I help walk them?" She turned to him as he nodded, "Great! Which days?"
"I'll let you know." Naruto said.
"You better." The foreigner have a megawatt smile on her face, "In return, I help you with English works. Deal?"
"Deal?" The Noumu blink at her curiously and the foreigner hum cheery tune as she reel some rowdy puppies in. They reach the dorm and say their byes as Pony head upstairs after giving the leashes back to the Noumu.
Hizashi drum his fingers on table nervously as he glanced between two faces across the table, honestly, he don't know what to say or do in this situation and he peek over his shoulder to see if their order was ready. "Nervous, Hizashi?" He turned to Tomoko as she gave him an understanding smile and they glance to Naruto, who was sitting still next to his mother. They were in a restaurant on Friday night and Tomoko want to introduce her son to some foods since she found out that Naruto have started to eating to her delight.
"Y-Yeah." Hizashi coughed sheepishly, "It's quite…Something, you know?"
"Hai." The search user nodded, there are really no words to describe their bizarre situation. "But I'm happy that you're giving it a try."
"Me too." The voice user smiled softly before he turn to the Noumu, "Um, Naruto, do you know why I'm here with you two?"
"No." Naruto replied flatly.
"Well, um…" Hizashi coughed into his fist nervously, "I'm here because I'm…Your daddy." He smiled sheepishly, "Ta-da?"
"What is daddy?" The Noumu asked.
"It's one of many words that mean father." Tomoko explained, "Like I'm your mother but I want you to call me mommy."
"I see." Naruto glanced to his father, "So you are my father?"
"That's right." The older blonde grinned slightly, "Just call me daddy when we're out of class."
"Pfft, he'll call you by your name since he always call me Tomoko." The search user blew raspberries at her son, "I'm trying to break this habit and have him call us mommy and daddy one day."
"I see." Hizashi chuckled, "So, sonny, feel free to ask us any questions. I want us to get know each other more."
"Any questions?" The teenager looked up.
"Any questions." He nodded.
"Yeah, ask away and we'll answer it no matter what it is." Tomoko smiled cheekily with finger on her cheek.
"…How do two humans create a offspring?" Naruto asked straightforwardly and his parents nearly choke on their spit with red faces as they waving their arms around.
"O-Oh, ah, um…" Hizashi looked away with index finger scratching his burning cheek, "When is our orders coming?"
"…I'll tell you when you're older." The blushing mother shot the father a mild glare for pushing it to her.
"Why?" The teenager tilted his head.
"Because…" Tomoko stick her head out, "What's taking so long with our order?"
"I know, right?" The blushing father laughed nervously, they both don't want to give their son the talk in a public place, plus it feel so awkward to explain it to him on their first meeting! Who does that?!
"But I want to know how to create offs…" Naruto said until his mother cut him off.
"Oh!" She clapped her hands loudly as she turned to Hizashi, "Do you know Naruto like animals very much?"
"Oh, I heard about that!" Hizashi half-shouted, eagerly to change the topic as he turned to his son. "Do you have any favorite animals?"
"I like all animals." The teenager said, "Dogs, cats, crow, toads, frogs and…" He never noticed his parents release their breathes in relief as he listed out the animals, even down to insects as the voice user shivered.
"Bugs, huh?" The older blonde shivered again, "I'm not good with them…"
"Because of me, right?" Tomoko giggled.
"Yeah, you went too far with this bugs prank…" That is Hizashi's Vietnam flashback right next to Koda's stunt during the final exam.
"Prank?" Naruto looked curious, "What's that?"
"It's a practical joke where you can play trick on other people." She giggled, "Why, I was quite a prankster when I was in high school. I would pull a lot of different pranks on people and get a kick out of it. Because of that, I was able to befriend a lot of people, like him and my team." She pointed to older blonde.
"…So if I do the pranks, people will like it?" The teenager rubbed his chin thoughtfully as his mother nodded rapidly and many certain people feel shivers running down their spines for some reasons.
"Oh, they're here!" Hizashi snapped out from his flashback as the waitress approached them with tray of bowls of ramen before he put a bowl in front of Naruto, "Here, your miso ramen." Naruto stare at the miso ramen then to his parents who enjoy their own ramen as they chat a bit and back to his bowl before he take his first bite of his ramen.
On this day, he discover his favorite food. It was the saddest day for Hizashi because he has to pay for everything since it's his treat and it was also the happiest day for the owner…The owner will later cry when he ran out of ingredients by the time the small family leave.
In a dark alleyway on Sunday afternoon, a little white-haired girl with one horn in ragged dress and medical bandages run as fast as she can while making some pleas in her head. 'Somebody…' She begged, 'Somebody, anybody! Please…I can't take it! Someone, please…!' The little girl suddenly bump into someone's leg and she scrunched her eyes tighter. 'Why me…I don't want to go back to him…I wish someone will take me away…I want new family, new daddy and mommy! Please take me away from here, from him!' She suddenly feel something warm wrap around her.
"If that's what you want..." A voice spoke flatly and she feels her surrounding shifting, her body become weightless as if she has been sucking into vortex of vacuum until she land on something soft before she hear some barking, meowing and some chirping.
"W-Wha…?!" The little girl opened her eyes as she lift her head up to see a blonde teenager with strange blue eyes and whisker marks on his cheeks and his warm hand was on her head.
"Then I'll make you my child so I can understand the purpose of parents." The teenager spoke with expressionless face and emotionless voice, "I'm Naruto and you are…?" The reason why he was off the campus by himself is because he have receive a permission from his teachers to wander around the city on his own as long as he stay close to pro heroes' and Yuuei's locations.
"…E-E-Eri…" The little girl uttered before she get startled when some puppies hop onto the bed and licking her face with wiggling tails. At first she was scared then calm down, yet still nervous and little afraid as Naruto stare down at her and he remove his hand from her head, she feel sad for some reason when the warm feeling go away.
'Where is she?!' Chisaki become very furious as he walk through the alleyway with scanning eyes, he had his eyes on her when she thought she'll get away from him until she take a turn around the corner and by the time he reach there, she disappeared. And to make it worse, it's in camera-free zone so there's no way for him to track her down via monitors. 'FUCK! If I lost her, then the bullets…' He growled angrily, he'll going to punish her for that once he get his hands on her and this time, he will make it painful so she'll learn not to run away again! He take one last look around the surrounding then walk back to where he come from, missing a chance of meeting two young heroes-in-training.
There was nothing but awkward silence in the noumu's room as Eri stare at the blonde nervously, absentmindedly pet a husky puppy that lie across her legs and Naruto just stare back until his gaze move to her bandages. "Are you hurt?" Naruto asked.
"Um…" Eri dipped her head nervously.
"Here, give me your hand." The Noumu hold his hand out to her and the little girl looked at him suspiciously before she slowly reach out to take his hand, still on guard. She gasp inaudibly when she see many scars and injuries appear all over the blonde's arms before it fade into nothing. "There, all better now." Naruto unwrap the little girl's bandages before she can react and she was about to cry out until she saw her unblemished skin and she also don't feel any pain or sore in her limbs.
"…Wha…" The little girl lift her right arm up to look closer as the blonde remove the rest of her bandages before she look up to him, "You made me all better? Why?"
"Because it's right thing to do." Naruto replied, "After all, I'm going to be a hero that'll help others."
"Hero?" Eri muttered to herself as she look around the room then at a bizarre poster before her gaze shift to the animals around, "Um…W-W-Where am I?"
"In my room within a dorm." The Noumu pick a parent book up to read a random page, "And the dorm's in Yuuei, a school."
"…Why did y-you help me?" She asked after few moments of silence.
"I helped you because you asked for one." Naruto answered and the little girl widened her eyes, she can't believe that someone has listened to her and that's the first time that someone have come to rescue her…But…
"Y-Y-You can't do that…" Eri whimpered, "C-Chisaki will find us…A-And he'll kill you. H-H-He'll hurt me again because I did something wrong…H-H-He'll come and take me back…" She jerked her head up with tears in her frightened eyes, "I-I-I have to go back! Let me…" She gasped when she feel lightning coiling around her horn, "N-N-No! No!" She doesn't want this nice guy or any animals to disappear, not again! Eri squirted her eyes tight closed.
"He won't take you away..." The Noumu put his hand on top of her head and all of sudden, the little girl feels her quirk cancelling out, shock her in process. "Because I have a plan that prevent anyone from remove you from me."
"M-My curse…" The little girl reach up to her horn, "H-How do you do that? Make it stop?"
"How?" Naruto tilted his head, "I just deactivate your quirk with Cancel quirk, one of my new quirks I have obtained this week. It seems that it was triggered by stress or some kind of negative emotions."
"Q-Quirk?" Eri blinked questioningly, "What's that?"
"It's a special ability that most humans and some animals have." The Noumu explained, "It's like a superpower and everyone have a unique power of their own." He stared at her as she look at herself, "It appear that you have a emitter type quirk."
"…Do you k-k-know what kind of p-p-power I have?" She asked.
"No, not until we have someone else test you." Naruto replied.
"T-T-TEST?!" Eri widened her eyes in horror, "Y-Y-You're going to hurt me?!"
"No, why would I hurt you?" He asked.
"B-B-Because w-when they t-t-test me, t-t-they use…" She shivered, "Needles and h-h-hurty things on me…"
"I can assure you that no needles and anything harmful objects will be used in this test." Naruto kneel down to pat her head few times, calming her down as he has read it from the book.
"R-R-Really?" Eri asked with a sniffle.
"Really." He nodded and the little girl slowly relax as it become quiet for a while until she speak up again.
"…W-Will you protect me?" She asked with hope.
"Yes, I will." Naruto replied.
"P-Promise?" Eri uttered.
"I promise." He nodded again.
"…H-H-How will y-y-you stop a-anyone from t-taking me back?" She asked after couple minutes.
"Like I said, I have a plan." Naruto patted her head again.
"Oh, what…" The exhaustion have catch up with her as Eri yawned, "Plan is it?"
"You will know soon." The Noumu lift the blanket up as he nudge the girl to go under it then put it down, "But you have to go to sleep first." He learn that human child get tired easy and they need to sleep a lot…He also wonder why humans like to sleep a lot since he see no point in sleeping.
"Okay…" Eri yawned again as she cuddle with a puppy that lie down next to her and her eyes slowly close. For the first time in her life, she feel very safe and she hope it wasn't all dream when she wake up.
The next day in class, some students were gaping at the sight of Shoto's bandaged face. "OH MY KAAAAMI, THEY SPOILED HIS HANDSOME FACE!" Mina waved her arms.
"Seems like the short course for the provisional was a modern Sparta." Hanta muttered.
"They ain't kidding about Physical Education!" The pink-skinned girl muttered.
"It's almost class time!" Tenya swing his arm high up in air, "Are Uraraka, Tsuyu and Shiretoko not here yet?!"
"The girls received permission, president." Momo replied, "They'll be here a little late but for Shiretoko, I don't know."
"Bet he found some stray animal again." Toru joked.
"And the boys are also missing Kirishima, right?" Kyoka glanced over her shoulder.
"Yo hey,Midoriya, the intern, how's the internship going?" Mineta tapped the greenette's desk, "I heard there might be a super scantily-clad dirty girl around."
"Huh?" Izuku muttered absentmindedly, "Ah, mm-hm…" The reason why he was out of it is because he just found out that Mirio would be the one who inherit One For All if All Might never have met him in first place.
"How much time you spending with them?" Mina asked out of curiosity, "Take me with you!" The door slide open with a squeak and almost everyone look over to see Naruto entering.
"Shiretoko!" Tenya chopped his arms rapidly as the Noumu looked around, "Please explain why you arrive so late before the class?!"
"Jiro." Naruto walk past the rigid student up to the said girl.
"What is it?" Kyoka twirl her left jack boringly, her cheek rest on her right propped-up hand.
"I am creating my child, can I have your DNA?" The Noumu asked with his hand out and everything become quiet for few moments as almost everyone have different reactions. The rocker gawked at him with widened eyes as her jacks went haywire, can't believe what he just asked her for. Some also gawked like statues with dinner plate sized eyes, some blushed, some blink owlishly and other just stare blankly at him.
"S-S-SHIRETOKOOOOO!" The speedster shouted scandalized, "HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!"
"Hey, I don't mind giving you my DNA if she say no." Mina joked but it don't occur to her that it'll go over the Noumu's head.
"Thank you." Naruto suddenly pluck a hair strand from the acid user's hair as she yelp out, "But I'm planning to collect all DNA from girls I know in order to create our child."
"…W-W-Wait…" The rocker finally snapped out of it as everyone blinked few times at the blonde, "Y-You…You're going to use our hairs to make a kid?" She turn to her classmates puzzlingly, 'Who the hell tell him babies come from hair? Wait, who the hell decide to say that instead of 'stork birds deliver babies' or something like that?!'
"Yes, that's correct." The Noumu plucked Toru's hair, earning a light yelp from her before he turn to take a single hair strand from Momo then Pony.
"…Ooookay…" Kyoka decide to humor him on this one as she run hand through her hair for any falling-out hair strand and she give it to him immediately to prevent him from plucking her hair. "Good luck with that."
"Thank you." Naruto walk out and the students hear a voice greeting him outside.
"Oh, hi, Shiretoko." Ochaco's voice said, "Hey, why do you have hairs in your hand…Ow!" They heard two yelps, following by fading footsteps before the door slide open to reveal the gravity girl and Tsuyu as they rub their heads with quizzical expression. "…What the heck?"
"He think collecting hairs will deliver a baby to him." Fumikage deadpanned.
"…The heck?" The gravity girl repeated oddly.
"I wonder who give him this idea?" Mezo asked, "His mother?"
"But hairs?" Kyoka looked back to the masked teenager, "That's way out of field."
"And unique…" Momo sweatdropped and some agreed with nods.
Naruto open the door of Class 1-B and the students turn their heads to him with puzzled expressions, some students haven't arrived yet. "Shiretoko, what are you doing here?" Reiko asked, "It's not lu…"
"I'm creating my child, can I have your DNA along with your female classmates?" Naruto cut her off and most students have same reaction as his classmates had.
"...Y-Yes, I'd love to…" The ghost girl mistakenly take it as his confession until she realize something as she slowly trail off, "…Wait, along with…?" There were several yelps as the Noumu plucked hair strand from girls until he stop to stare at Ibara for a moment before he pluck a short vine-hair from the yelping vine user.
"Thank you, I'll be on my way." The Noumu left as he twirled hair strands together and the class 1-B blink few times.
"…Do he seriously think baby come from hairs?" Tetsutetsu asked bewilderedly, wondering who the hell fed him this bizarre baby excuse?
"…Wait!" Yosetsu whipped his head to Ibara with confused expression, "Do your vine hairs have your own DNA or are they just plants?"
"It have my DNA like your regular hairs…" Ibara rub the torn vine strand, it's good thing he took the smallest and thin one and it's unnoticeable to anyone. "A relative of mine tested it out of curiosity when I was little."
"Huh, interesting." Itsuka can't help but to mutter it out loud.
"…What the fuck?" The wielder uttered.
"Language!" The vine user chided the wincing wielder.
Naruto walk down the corridor until he hears a voice calling out to him. "Oh, it's you!" Nejire suddenly pop into his sight from his left side, "Shiretoko of Class 1-A! Aren't you supposed to be in class right now? Because the bell is about to ring. Hey, hey, why are you carrying hairs in your hand? Are you up to something or what?"
"I'm carrying them because I'm going to create my child with DNAs of the girls I know." Naruto answered, "Therefore I can understand the parents and why there are different kinds of mothers."
"Oh, I see!" She hummed, "Sound interesting!" She suddenly comb her hair until she find a fallen hair strand then she push it into the noumu's hand, "Here!" Nejire is so curious if the Noumu manage to grow a kid from hairs, what her kid will look like…Oh, and the quirk! What quirk will the baby have when it become older?! So many questions that need to be answer! She never notice that she stop in her trail to wonder more, neither that the Noumu walk away from her. It took few minutes until her annoyed teacher find her and drag her back to the class.
"Phew!" Mei wiped dirty sweats off her forehead with a million dollar grin as she looked at charred pieces, "That was sure one biggest fire ever." She laughed, "Welp, another failure!" She tossed the pieces into the pile of failures, "Next baby!" She barely pick her tools up when Naruto walk in and she zoom up to him excitingly. "OH! Did you get new quirks? Anything I can test my babies out on you? I get a perfect baby to…"
"Hatsume, can I have your DNA?" Naruto cut her off, "I'm creating a child of my own."
"Oh, you want my hair DNA?" She asked after noticed the hairs in his hand and he give her a nod as she stare blankly at him. "…Sure!" A wide grin appear on her face as she yank a hair strand out of her hair to give it to him, "Can't wait to see how our baby turn out."
"Thank you, I'll come back with the news." The Noumu left.
"Bye!" Mei waved before she turn back to her tools, "Now, what kind of baby will I make this time? Oh! Laser gun!"
'What the actual fuck?' Power Loader stared at the crazy inventor then at the blast door, 'Baby come from hairs? Who the fuck come up with that?! And did Hatsume consent to it just like that? The fuck?!'
Eri have been sitting on the bed since she got up and she was watching some animals playing around as she meekly eat her apple slices. She quickly tense up when she hear the door open, her head whipping around before she relax slightly as Naruto come in with a glass of water…And hairs in other hand? "Why do you have hairs?" She stared at his hand weirdly as he lock the door behind him.
"It's to change your DNA." Naruto tossed the hairs into the glass then pluck his own hair, dropping it in and he stick his index finger in the water. The water start to glowering as energies surge up around his body and the hair strands dissolve within the water to Eri's amazement, transform its color to…Rainbow color? "Here, drink it." He hold the glass out to her as he kneel down in front of her, "Once you finish it, you will pass out for a whole day."
"W-Whole day?" Eri widened her eyes, "W-Why?"
"So it'll be easy for your body to undergoing changes." He replied, "Your DNA will be break down and be replaced by new DNAs. By the time you get up tomorrow, you will become my biological daughter and have many mothers."
"R-R-Really?" She don't hear the last part, "T-Then w-will I stay here…Away from bad people?"
"Yes, you will stay with me because it's the law." Naruto answered and the little girl stare at him for couple moments before she slowly take the glass from him then drink it whole at her pace as he watch her.
"Mm, t-taste weird…" Eri commented as the blonde take the empty glass from her and she suddenly feel very tired. She sluggishly crawl under the blanket with Naruto's help, "…Can you…Stay with me..." She yawned with blinking closed eyes, "Until I wake up?"
"Yes, I will." He answered as the girl fall asleep once again and he didn't leave her side, not even when there were some rapid knocks on door and shouts, courtesy of one angry speedster for skipping school day.
"Where is she?!" Overhaul knock some beakers off the desk in his private laboratory out of rage, he order all of his men to find the damn brat and bring her with whoever dare to help her so he'll teach her a unforgotten lesson as always. "FUCK!" His fist smashed the table with a loud bang and no one come in, not even his loyal followers because he ordered them to not come in until they have Eri or he'll kill them, loyal be damn! "Who dare to play a hero for her?!" He growled angrily and his mood grow fouler when he think back to his meeting with Tomura. "Could it be…?" The angry villain never get a chance to think farther when a black goopy portal suddenly form near the right side of his face and a pale hand shot out without any warning, grab his face in a tight grip. 'Wha?!' Acting fast, Overhaul shove his left hand through the portal and he feel a face when it grab something. He immediately activate his quirk and mentally smirk when he feel the familiar wet feeling explode all over his hand, despite how disgusting it feel to have the illness all over him now. His right hand move up to touch his chest to reassemble himself newly…Only to have his right arm fall off as it disintegrate, 'Wh…' Overhaul's eyes widened in horror as his upper body crumble into dust and the lights in his eyes fade, his body topple over the table. The portal vanishes with a burst.
Himiko skip into the current hideout as she grin at Tomura's back, "I'm back from recon, have the others…" Her face get showered in blood as the white-haired villain pop like a water balloon before his dismembered lower body plop on floor, "Oh?" She look down at the remain with a blink and from the corner of her eyes, she see something pale vanish before she look up to see nothing but empty air. "…Well, everyone's gonna be royally pissed off for sure." She muttered to herself.
Her eyes flutter open and the first thing Eri see is the one that save her as he stare down to her blankly. "Naruto…" She slowly sit up as she rubbed her eyes sleepily before she remember yesterday and the little girl start to examine herself then touch her face for a bit. "…I don't change?" Eri glanced up to him with hand on her horn.
"On outside, you don't." Naruto said, "But inside, you have changed. You are now my daughter."
"…But how are you sure?" She asked timidly.
"I'm certain because of my quirks." He scooped her up and Eri don't resist it as she sit on his right forearm. The little girl wrap her arms around his neck and rest her head on his shoulder, something about him make her feel very comfortable and she don't mind it since it feel so warm and safe.
"Where are we going?" Eri asked slightly nervously as Naruto carry her to the door.
"To introduce you to everyone." Naruto answered and the little girl feels very nervous, hoping that these people won't hurt her.
"Hey, Kirishima!" Mina called out to her friend with her smartphone out to display some news, "Your hero name is on the news all over the internet! You're really on here, that's awesome!" She turned to two certain girls, "Tsuyuuuu, Urarakaaaa, it's amazing! Your names came up too!"
"Oooh, I'm so happy!" Ochaco smiled sheepishly, "We're really there!"
"I wonder where they took the picture." Tsuyu said.
"Isn't that great!" The acid user grinned happily, "You might even have fans already like Mt. Lady!"
"Provisional license notwithstanding, once you enter the city, you're another hero…" Tenya spoke, "You've rendered a splendid service!" He sharply turn to his classmates, "However, studies are the true duty of a student! Sleeping in class is not allowed!"
"You are right, Iida!" Eijiro pumped his fist, "That's where we show our resolution! Right?"
"Yeah!" Izuku agreed.
"You sure you're going to be okay?" The frog girl stared at the redhead, "Your studies are…Very poor."
"Sensei said he'd prepare supplementary lesson…" He said with a tiny tear in his closed eyes.
"I shoulda gone too…" Hanta commented, "But dealing with both seems tough…"
"The learning pace is different from person to person." Momo said.
"Oh?" Yuga notice Naruto peeking in through the gap of the door, "What are you doing?"
"SHIRETOKO!" The speedster spun around to stomp toward the door, "Do you have any idea how much trouble you are in, young man?!" Naruto slide the door farther, "Ditching school is unfitting for…" The speedster froze in midstep when the door fully open to reveal a little girl cradling in Naruto's arm and she hide her face in the Noumu's nape shyly, Tenya was not the only one that become stunned.
"That is my daughter, Eri." Naruto gestured to the little girl in his arm with his free hand then he point at the class as he turn his head to Eri, "See all the girls here? They're your mothers."
"A-All of them?" Eri timidly peek slightly over her shoulder at the teenagers before she bury her head again.
"Yes." The Noumu turn to walk out of the stunned class, "There's more mothers I need to introduce you to." The class was so deadly silent until someone break it.
"HOOOOLD IT!" Kyoka thrust her head out through the doorway with her hands gripping the frame as everyone finally start to freaking out, "DID YOU KIDNAP A CHILD?! COME BACK HERE!" The Class 1-B will end up freaking out like Class 1-A.
There are times that Aizawa wish he don't take up the teacher job and this is one of them as he pitch the bridge of his nose, feeling massive headaches. "…Shiretoko, what did you do?" He lift his head up to glare down at Naruto in infirmary, ignoring the little girl sitting on the Noumu's laps and the group of girls, that he claim to be the mothers of a little girl, standing by with mixed of shocks and pure confusion. They were called to Recovery Girl's office to take a parental test to prove that the girl is not their child as Naruto claimed.
"I created our child with the DNA of our hairs." Naruto replied as the little girl hugged his torso, refuse to look at anyone else.
"Do you know how ridiculous it sounds?" The underground hero hissed, "Because of you, some parents or guardian must be worried sick that someone kidnapped this girl! When we are done here, I'm going to…" Recovery Girl handed the DNA result to the angry teacher and he take a look at it before his anger become confusion with some pause, "…Is it…?"
"Yup, it's accurate." Recovery Girl answered.
"Can you…?"
"I ran it many times and they all end in same result."
"…" Aizawa stare at the paper for a good amount of time before he look up to the teenagers with a deadpan expression, "…Congrats, it's a girl. You all are the proud parents."
"W-Wha, all…?" Ochaco drop her jaw and it went farther down when Recovery Girl give everyone the copy of the DNA result, everyone are matched. Couple girls actually fainted right away as some looked stunned or show no expression to it and couple certain girls become excited by that.
"See that?" Naruto show Eri the paper as she turn her head slightly to see it, "It say I am your father and you are my daughter." The little girl's eyes perked slightly at that.
"I'm going to see the principal." The scruffy man rubbed his forehead annoyingly, "But don't worry, it won't change anything and you all still can attend school…For today, you can be excused so you can deal with it…Just…Just figure it out yourself" He left the office with a grumble, can't believe a single shit and what did he do to deserve that.
"I-I can't believe it…" Kyoka reread the test over and over in disbelief, how the fuck are they going to break the news to their friends and parents?! It's not like they can go and say 'Hey, guess what? I have a daughter now and she was born from our hairs because of a quirk', who will believe this fucking bullshit?!
"Hey, your name's Eri, right?" Mei swiftly squat down to grin lopsidedly at the little girl and she nod mutely, barely look at her. "My name's Mei, you can call me Mei-momma or Mecha Momma!" She patted the squeaking little girl's head, "Bye, baby girl, Mecha Momma's off to make more babies!" She ran out with a wide grin, "Come to Support Studio if you want to see me anytime or play with my babies!" Several weren't surprised by her reaction to the shocking news since she's a strange one-of-a-kind girl with only inventions in her head.
"Wow, you really make our daughter from hairs and nothing else, that's awesome!" Nejire grinned as she get closer to Naruto and Eri then she poke the little girl few times with index finger, causing the little girl to squeak again. "You're so cute, Eri-chan! I wonder which moms do you take after the most? What quirk will you have? Is your horn part of it? Does it come from Tsunotori or Ashido? Does I give you this hair color because mine's blue so it must mixed with other colors." She fire questions after questions at the bewildered little girl and her response was just burying her face deeply into Naruto's chest with her fists scrunching up his shirt. Seeing that, Nejire back off with a smile, figuring that the little girl must be very shy and confusing about everything. 'Mm, do people usually get confused on the first day they wake up and find themselves in new place?'
"…Kendo, do you think we should go to Class 1-A's dorm or yours to discuss about our situation?" Momo slowly turned to the said girl, often sneaking glances at Eri.
"I think it's best to go to your dorm since it's close…" Itsuka muttered, "I'll let Vlad-sensei know."
'Naruto is my papa?' Eri kept staring at the result before she glance up to the noumu's face as he start carrying her again to follow the girls out and the little girl's mouth twitching upward slightly, for some reason she feel very comfortable with this sudden yet good news.
After setting the table with snacks and drinks as a good host in common room, the girls sit around the table on couches and chairs. Naruto was the only one that sit on a center couch with Eri clinging to his side and her eyes wander around from girls to foods to her new surrounding.
"…Now what?" Toru finally break the awkward silence that have been persisted the room since everyone gathered for a discussion.
"I have to admit I'm somewhere lost here…" Momo sighed into her hand, "It's quite unexpected situation we find ourselves in…"
"Yeeeeeah, we have a daughter." Kyoka held the bridge of her nose with a deep inhale, her eyes squirted closed in pure furious and disbelief. "I know there are some quirks that can make impossible possible but that is so ridiculous…Our hairs, really? We suddenly have a…" She paused for a moment before she turn to Eri questioningly, "Wait…Naruto, how old is she physically?"
"I-I'm six…" Eri answered softy instead of the Noumu and she tried to hide her face in his side when everyone turn their attentions to her.
"Oh, six?" The rocker said gently to the little girl before she turn back to everyone with deadpan expression, "We suddenly have a six year old daughter, spouting from our hairs. Not to mention that he…" She jabbed her index finger to Naruto, "Can create life from nothing!"
"Um, technically, he used our hairs to create a life." Setsuna corrected the glaring rocker.
"You know what I mean." Kyoka rubbed her forehead with a grumble before she shot a glare at Naruto, "From now on, you are not allowed to create a life from anyone's DNA without permission! Get it?!"
"Okay." Naruto nodded and the rocker exhaled heavily with slumped shoulders.
"Anyway, we need to figure out how to handle our unique situation." Itsuka looked around, "So…Anyone?" They know Naruto will keep Eri instead of giving her up for adoption since he said he'll raise her as a parent to find the answer to his question.
"I don't know you guys but I'm going to help him raising our daughter." Reiko said, seeing it as a chance to get close to her crush.
"I will also do my best to raise the little lamb." Ibara clasped her hands.
"Same here!" Mina thrust her fist up in air, "Look at her, she's so adorable! I call dib on fun mom!" Slowly, most girls agreed to some degree that they will take part while few others look little unsure if they're ready for parenthood, still will take part anyway.
"Girls, girls, I know you all want to do it but there are things that we need to address first…" The orangette bob her hands up and down softly to them, "First, her room. Where is she going to stay in?"
"We'll convert a empty room into her bedroom on the girl's side." Tsuyu pointed to the elevator that led to the female side of the dorm, "But the best question is which floor will she stay on?"
"…I want to stay with papa in his room…" Eri speak up as she press against Naruto's side in attempt to hide herself from their sight, "It's…Safe…And I like pets in there…"
"Are you sure?" Momo asked as the little girl barely nod, "Then it's ok. That'll solve one problem."
"Is that really okay?" Kinoko looked to 1-A group.
"Yeah, Shiretoko's room is kinda almost empty than mine." Ochaco scratched her cheek bashfully, "He only have few things beside his pets."
"What's next?" Toru gave the little girl some cookies when she saw Eri eyeing the snacks curiously and the little girl slowly take them from her, examine them then take a small bite. Eri's eyes lit up at the taste and she meekly eat the cookies at her own pace, causing the invisible girl to coo at her.
"School." Itsuka crossed her arms with a sigh, "I think we need to talk to teachers about that one because we can't just leave a six year old girl alone in dorm all by herself."
"Oh, you're right." The invisible girl realized the important thing along with few other girls, "Do you think we need a babysitter?"
"I can be one!" Nejire raised her hand up immediately with a hop, "As one of big three, I have a lot of free time and I'll ditch classes to look after our adorable daughter!"
"Please don't skip school." Momo gave her a look before her gaze shift to the group, "Let's put this one aside for now until we discuss with the teachers. I want to point out that Eri have a clean bill of health with no allergies so we don't have to wonder about her health for now. For her quirk, we have to wait until Recovery Girl come back with the result of quirk factor test…" Her head turned to the Noumu, "Until you know what it is?"
"It is emitter type but I don't know anything else." Naruto answered flatly.
"Oh, emitter type, huh?" The creator hummed in pure curiosity, "I wonder which one of us she'll take after?"
"Mm." Yui shrugged her shoulders slightly.
"Um, guys, I'm curious about something…" Mina realize something else, "Do we need to set up mom schedule?" Some looked at her oddly with raised eyebrows, "Taking turns to be Eri's mom for a day, something like that. I'm just saying because some of us might have some disagreement about the way we raise Eri in many different ways like let her have fun like free spirit or study seriously like a nerd, you know what I mean?"
"We'll work on a schedule." Momo said as almost everyone agree in their own ways.
"I want everyone to take turns putting Eri to bed at night." Naruto suddenly speak up, "I read in the Parenting for Dummies that people have different rituals to lay their offspring to sleep from singing lullaby to storytime."
"Um, yeah, we'll do that…" The creator muttered before she glance to everyone else, "Anything else?"
"Yeah, can we please getting know her now?" Toru gestured to Eri, "I'm dying to ask her many things like…" She turned to the little girl excitingly, "What's your favorite food?"
"Apple." Eri answered simply.
"Yeah, let's do that while we go on a shopping spree!" The acid user grinned widely with a small squeal before most girls look at her, "What? I'm pretty sure she don't have anything but this gloomy dress, I mean it look like hospital gown!"
"Oh, and she need a bath." Tsuyu speak up with index finger on her chin and some girls muttered in agreement while they stare at Eri's unkempt hair. "I'll wash her myself since I'm used to taking care of my little siblings."
"I'll make some clothes and shoes for her to wear after you dry her off then we go and buy her some more." Momo eyeballing Eri's sizes so she can create a fitting outfit for the little girl.
"B-Bath?" Eri gulped, she hate baths because it's always cold and hurt a lot when the bad man threw her in this dark cold room. "C-Can papa come…?" She peeks up to the blonde.
"I'll come with you." Naruto nodded at her as he get up with her in his arm again.
"Before you say something, both Naruto and I will be fully clothed and if Eri want it, he will be blindfolded." The frog girl had noticed couple certain girls open their mouths to say something before they close their mouths. "In meantime, you guys should break the news to your parents before the school may call them. I'll contact mine after bath."
'SHIT!' That was almost the collection of everyone's thoughts when they realize they have yet tell their parents.
"Is the water perfect?" Tsuyu asked as she washed Eri's hair thoroughly with shampoo behind the side of bathtub, "Warm enough?"
"Yes…" Eri cupped foams with a blink, she's so confused when the frog lady pour soap down in the bathtub and why she call it a bubble bath. Her gaze shift to Naruto next to the frog lady as he read a section from dummies book before she look up to the teenager girl, "Um...Frog lady." She looked at the foams in her cupped hands again, "What's that?"
"It's bubble foams." The frog girl said, "And I forget to introduce myself to you, didn't I? My name's Asui Tsuyu. Call me Tsuyu or whatever you prefer."
"…And you're one of many mama?" The little girl slowly pressed her hands together to watch the foams either squashed or falling back into the water.
"Yes, that's right." Tsuyu's eyes flicked to Naruto then back to Eri, "It's weird, isn't it?"
"Mm…" Eri sink her hands under the water.
"It say here that we have to play with her." Naruto finally looked up from his book, that he set aside on a sink, "Splashing and putting foams on face." He scooped some foams and he give Eri a foam beard. "Foam beard." The confusing little girl innocently blink up to him.
"Foam beard?" The little girl scoop some foams up with little hesitance then lean forward to put some small amount of foam all over Naruto's lower face before she sit back and the unlikely father-daughter duo stare at each other, tilting their heads slightly in opposite ways.
"Adorable." The frog girl said to herself as she lift a bowl of water up, "Eri, I'm going to pour water. Close your eyes." At same time, there was a knock at the door, "Naruto, can you go get it?"
"Yes." He get up to unlock the door, revealing Momo with folded clothes and the creator was taken aback by his foam beard. "Are they for Eri?"
"Yes, they are." Momo peek over his shoulder to see Tsuyu drying the little girl off with comfy towel as it swaddle around her.
"You came at perfect time, Momo." Tsuyu waved her in with one hand.
"Momo?" Eri tilted her head slightly to the said teenager.
"Ah, right, we don't introduce ourselves to you early, did we?" The creator put the clothes on bench as she kneel down with a small gentle smile, "My name is Yaoyorozu Momo. Since my last name is mouthful, you may call me Momo." The little girl blink once before the creator's head turn to Naruto, "Shiretoko, can you please turn around while we dress her up?" The Noumu stare at her for a bit before he turn around, the ravenette want to give Eri some privacy and she was just taking a page from her childhood memories. Momo turn back to the timid girl, "Eri, do you know how to put them on?"
"Um…" The little girl glanced at the clothes before she dip her head down, "No. I'm sorry…" It have been too long since she wear more than one clothing and she can't remember very well.
"It's okay, we'll teach you how to." Momo picked the clothes up then she put them on the little girl with Tsuyu's help as they show and tell her what to do. "Does it feel comfortable? Not too tight?"
"Um, it's okay…" Eri muttered softly as the teenagers lift her upon the bench and the creator lift her right leg up gently. The frog girl takes a hairdryer and comb in both hands, fixing her hair up neatly.
"Let's see…" The ravenette muttered to herself as she slip a plain sneaker on the little girl with some little resistance, "Does it feel tighter or loose?"
"…Tight?" The girl with horn replied doubtfully.
"Ah, let's try one size bigger." Momo held her right forearm up to sprout another sneaker up after she removed the shoe from the young girl and she slide the new one on. "How about now?"
"Um…" Eri wiggled her foot, "…Okay."
"Are you sure?" Tsuyu looked down to her and the little girl just mutely nod as the creator produce a left sneaker.
"Ok, Shiretoko, you can turn back." The creator glanced sideway after tied Eri's shoes and the Noumu turn around to look at Eri's appearance as she stand up to stare back at him. Eri's hair have been smoothed out and she wear purple long-sleeved shirt, navy jean and pink sneaker shoes. Eri quickly move to hold his right pant leg with one hand while hiding behind him. Naruto was about to left the bathroom until Momo grab his shoulder with a deadpan expression, "Shiretoko, please wash your face first."
"Ah." The Noumu touch the foam beard with a blink and Eri don't know why a tiny giggle escapes her lip when she look up to them. The teenager girls turn their attention to her with a blink then smile at her and Eri quickly dip her head down in embarrassment. Naruto walk over to the sink to wash his face, his daughter hugging his leg shyly.
"Have you break the news to your parents?" Tsuyu asked the creator as she receive a nod, "How did it go?"
"It went as well as one would expect." Momo sighed, "My parents panicked at first but lucky, they stay calm and let me explain everything." She blushed embarrassingly as she recall her mother asking her if she's…Done the deed as one can speak and she swear her father crying out in joy when she told them that she don't. "It took me few times to explain that our daughter come from our hairs…" She feel so stupid after saying it out loud, "And Shiretoko's chaotic quirk."
"Guess he's living up to his name, huh." The frog girl said offhandedly and the creator pause for a moment until she realize the noumu's first name mean maelstrom, instead of fishcake. "And?"
"Well, they say they need some time to wrap their minds around it first before they make any decisions." The creator replied, "It's same with everyone else, although…" She cupped her cheek with one hand, "I did hear few shouting from some girls' phones and they said it's fine now when I asked them out of concern." She glanced at Tsuyu, "What about you? Have you yet tell your parents?"
"Oh, I already told them." Tsuyu replied, "They listened to me until the end and accepted the fact they're grandparents now through an unlikely circumstance. My mom asks me to send her some pictures of Eri later."
"Ah." Momo hummed and Naruto approach them with Eri still clinging to his pant, trying her best not to stand out much as he read something from the book before he look down to the timid girl.
"Here, hold my hand." Naruto stick his hand out to her and the little girl slip her hand in his hand.
'It's warm.' Eri squeezed his fingers as they left the bathroom to the elevator.
"We should have everyone introduce themselves to you when we get to the common room." The creator looked at Eri and her response was just leaning closer to the Noumu. When they meet the girls on first floor, some girls gushed over Eri while everyone make a quick introduction.
"Alright!" Mina pumped her fist up, "Let's go and…"
"Oh, you're all here." Aizawa entered the common room from the front door, "Good, that'll make everything easy." Some girls tensed as their minds take a wrong turn, "Due to this situation, the principal decides to give you a black card." He held a black card up with Yuuei symbol on it, "Let me make it clear. That is for covering your daughter's expense and necessary, nothing else. You can buy her clothes, furniture, foods, toys and etc but you can't use the card to pay for your own personal use and the school will monitoring the charges on this card." He shot a warning look at the teenagers to make sure that no one get a funny idea.
"What if Eri want to go to amusement park or movie and we want to use this card?" Toru raised her hand up with a wave.
"It depend." The scruff teacher grunted, "You have to come to the office and make a request for an approval. If you do, you better have a good explanation for using the card. Any questions?" He hand the card over to Momo, "Yaoyorozu will keep it herself, if you need it, go talk to her." Most teenagers don't question his decision because the teacher know that the creator is very responsible person and there's her background. "Anyway, I hope you guys already inform your parents about what happened today." He received a lot of nods, "Have you make some decisions on where she will stay in?"
"Yeah, his room." Kyoka jabbed her thumb at Naruto, "Eri said she want to."
"Okay then." Aizawa huffed lightly, "Now…"
"I have come!" Almost everyone jumped when Salad barge in through the front door with a big smile on his face and he gasp happily as soon as his eyes land upon the startled little girl. "Oh, my!" He scurried close with snake hands on his cheeks, "That must be little Eri!"
"W-W-Who?" Eri took a shelter behind Naruto's legs.
"That's Salad Udon." Naruto rubbed her head, "He's a Noumu, like me."
"That's right! Behyuum!" Salad beamed before he do a little jiggle as he sing, "I do nooot, I do nooot know for what reason I was born buuuut I am meeee! I am Salad Udon! Salad is my name!" He thrust his snake arm at the little girl, "Take it!" Eri stared at him bewilderedly and there was a long awkward pause before he laugh out loudly, "Hah! That's okay!" He wiped some tears from his eyes before he look down to her with a kind smile, "You will like it here. It's a nice and safe place! You don't have to worry about your Rewind quirk anymore after some little training." There was another long silence until Aizawa break it.
"Excuse me, rewind?" The scruffy teacher furrowed his brows at the creature suspiciously, "Are you saying you know what quirk she have? Even when we haven't confirm it yet?"
"That's right, I know." The chimera puff his chest up proudly with snake arms on his hip, "Because one of my quirks allow me to identify a target's quirk, its name, abilities and if it have reach its full potential."
"And rewind?" Aizawa asked as the teenager girls blinked at the bizarre Noumu.
"Rewind." Salad smiled at Eri with a wave of his snake hand without looking back to the scruffy man, "A emitter quirk with accumulation sub-type that affect living beings and organisms, the bigger her horn is, the more energy it have and the smaller it is, well, you know the answer." He laughed lightly, "Like her quirk's name, it allow her to 'rewind' the time of living beings. For example, she can undoing a person's injuries or bring it back from present to 'past'. However, her quirk is very powerful that she can revert a person to time before they were born, erasing them since she have no control over it, due to lack of her experience." Aizawa and the teenager girls paled, "But don't worry! Her range is limited and while she has no training, her quirk won't go out of control as long as she doesn't get too stressed out under any conditions. With Aizawa's Erasure and Naruto's Cancel and Thief's Arm, it can be neutralized." The creature patted Eri's head couple time, "With right guidance here, she'll have full control of her quirk."
'…D-Does that mean I won't hurt anyone else again?' Eri gained a bit of lights in her hopeful eyes.
"…Great, our daughter has an overpowered quirk." Setsuna deadpanned.
"Must take it after her father." Ochaco muttered.
"At least it's maintainable." Kyoka exhaled heavily and at this time, the boys of Class 1-A enter the dorm.
"Oh, hey!" Eijiro looked around, "You're all here, huh?" He noticed the little girl behind Naruto's legs, "So...Is she…?"
"Yup, the test confirms that Eri is really our daughter."Mina jabbed her thumb at herself then gestured to the group of girls before pointing at the blonde Noumu, "And he's her father." There was a short pause as the groups stare at each other until someone break it.
"HE CAN CREATE A LIFE FROM HAIRS?!" Rikido gaped, feeling like his reality have crumbled on this spot like few certain boys.
"Apparently." The acid user replied, "She's going to live here with us from now on."
"I suggest everyone to watch their language while she is present." Ibara stared sternly at the boys, she don't know if they're foul-mouthed like this unclothed Bakugo or Awase.
"Hey, babe." Mineta get closer to Eri as he picture her older in few years with all best body parts from the other girls and the little girl suddenly feel discomfort near him. "Look me up in few years and I'll…" He wail out when Naruto pull him up in air by his collar then threw him into the wall with a hard crash before the blonde look down to his daughter while pointing at the sliding pervert.
"That is a pervert." Naruto said, "Stay away from him. If he try to talk or do something to you, you kick him in groin and run to me or one of your mothers and tell us what happen."
"Ok, papa." Eri hugged his leg with a innocent timid expression.
"Remind me to buy her a taser and whistler." Itsuka looked at the pervert in disgust.
"I already covered it." Momo ordered the said items on her smartphone, "And I also order pepper sprayer."
"HEY, WHAT'S WITH ALL HATE?!" Mineta wailed, "I'M INNOCENT! I DID NOTHING WRONG!"
"Dude, you just hit on a little girl." Hanta deadpanned at the pervert with dirty look.
"Yeah, she's six." Pony frowned at the pervert.
"Sicko." Yui said flatly.
"I said in few years!" The pervert wailed, "It's not like I'm going to…"
"Go on, Mineta." Aizawa narrowed his eyes at the said teenager and the pervert shut up with trembling body.
"Anyway, the girls and Shiretoko are going out on a shopping spree for Eri." Mina turned to the rest, "We'll be back in…" Again, almost everyone jump when the front door open with a hard slam, following by a cry.
"NARUTO, WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!" Hizashi ran in with flailing arms in air, "THEY SAID YOU…" He braked with a skid to stare at everyone then down to Eri with a wide eyes as almost everyone wonder why the voice hero was here and Naruto pointed to him, his eyes stay on his daughter.
"Eri, that's your grandpa." Naruto shift his eyes up to the gawking blonde man as his pointing finger move down to Eri, "Hizashi, that is your granddaughter, Eri."
"Grandpapa?" Eri uttered up to the Noumu, barely give the gawking man a glance out of shyness and Hizashi stare at her with pop-out eyes in silence.
THUD!
"PRESENT MIC!" Tenya cried out at the fainted teacher on floor.
"…Hold up…" Izuku blinked as his eyes slowly widened, "Did Shiretoko say grandpa? Does that mean…" Everyone come to conclusion and some doubt about it until the underground hero confirm it.
"Yes, turn out he's Shiretoko's biological father." Aizawa said flatly.
"…SAID WHAT?!"
"PRESENT MIC AND RAGDOLL?!"
"HE'S HIS SON?!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
That was the common cries among the shocked teenagers as the underground hero stared at them uninterestingly, "Yes, I was shocked as you are."
"I can't believe it…" Kyoka muttered before she looked at her teacher, "What's next? You're his godfather?"
"Unfortunately, I am." Aizawa's eyebrow twitched, he was forced into this role by Naruto's parent against his protests.
"…Aaaaand we're going to mall." Toru locked arms with some girls to drag them out, causing the rest of girls, Eri and Naruto to follow them out and the underground hero look down to his fainted best friend annoyingly then to his shocked male students before he walk out with a grumble. Is it too late to try and quit his job?
"We're almost there." Nejire skipped with Mina and Toru, all eager to dress Eri up as they walk through the crowd in mall and in a distance, Kamui Woods was following them from a certain distance on Yuuei's request, due to Naruto since he's still on 'house arrest'. Behind them, Eri look around at her surrounding and she feel so uncomfortable with many people as her hand squeezed Naruto's hand tightly. She feel her heart beating faster with some anxiety and her eyes stinging with tears, her mind kept running down the dark path with what-ifs, mostly revolving around Overhaul and his men finding her. Her instinct kicks in by turning to one thing that comforts her.
"…P-Papa." Eri tug Naruto's hand lightly as he looked down to her, "Up?" She held her hands up while fighting her tears back.
"Ok." Naruto bend down and the little girl wrap her arms around his neck, burying his face in his nape as he pick her up then adjust his arms to secure his hold on her. "Is that better?"
"Yes…" She muttered into his nape quietly and she feel a hand rubbing her back soothingly, it don't feel like her papa's. Eri peek out from the corner of her eye to see Yui before she bury her face in Naruto's nape again.
"Is she okay?" Pony asked out of concern.
"I think she's anxious." Yui replied in a monotone while rubbing the little girl's back, "Perhaps because of many people." The group reach a certain store right away and the Noumu put Eri down as the little girl glance around at the store out of curiosity. It appear to be a large store with many children clothing and the young girl notice there are some toys far away from their positions.
"Lucky there's not a lot of people in here." Ochaco smiled down to Eri. There were only two or three customers inside.
"We need to check Eri's sizes first before we buy the clothes." Momo said before she tap her cheek with a hum, "Should we buy two thousand clothings and five hundred pairs of shoes?"
"Um, let's limit it to whatever we think is plenty enough." Kyoka placed hand on the creator's shoulder as most girls sweatdropped at the rich girl, 'I know she's rich, but damn…'
"Oh, ok." The creator blinked innocently before she look down to the young girl, "Eri, can you change on your own or do you want one of us to help?"
"Um, y-yes, I-I want you to help me." Eri glanced up to the ravenette as she fidgeted with the bottom helm of her shirt and the smiling creator give her a little rub on head. After checked Eri's actual sizes, the teenagers start to peruse the clothes and pick some outfits out. Once in a while, Eri would chose whatever catch her eyes like these yellow boots for example.
"Oh, what's your favorite color by the way?" Toru asked the little girl, looking through many different color of same t-shirt.
"Don't know." The little girl answered softly, "I'm sorry."
"Don't be, it's okay." The invisible girl waved it off as she picked twelve t-shirt in different colors then put them in one of shopping carts, "Maybe we can find your favorite color today or someday." It would make sense to Toru if Eri don't have favorite things since she was born recently.
"Heeeey, is anyone picking PJs out?" Nejire asked, piling the hair accessories up in shopping basket.
"Me and…Um…" Ochaco looked to Kinoko as they search through pajamas in sleepwear section, "Komori, right?"
"Yup!" Kinoko nodded before she takes a red-and-white pajama set with a happy gasp, "Ooh, it get pattern of cute mushrooms and other plants!"
"I'm not surprised that Hatsume don't come to shopping with us." Setsuna commented to Mina in dress section, "This girl always has machines on her mind and nothing else."
"Actually, Hatsume shot me a text, saying she's buying tools for her 'precious apprentice' at the moment." Mina showed her the text.
"…You have her numbers?" The greenette gave her a funny look and the acid user shrugs her shoulders, she's a social butterfly. "And what tools? Child-safety tools, I hope!" The pink girl texted back with a nod.
'Shopping really take our minds off the fact that we suddenly have a daughter, huh.' Kyoka think to herself, selecting some pants as she glance at Eri picking a fleece pajama set out because it have dog patterns on it and shyly give it to one of the teenager girls. 'Kami, I can't believe I just become a teen mom.' She turned back to the clothes to take her mind off again.
"Here." Naruto held a certain outfit up in front of Eri, "It's nice and should fit you."
"…Shiretoko, where the fu…Fudge did you find that?" The rocker asked in horror as soon as she looked back and most teenagers also share her sentiment because the Noumu was holding a tacky thick orange jumpsuit. That should not be allowed to be sell in any stores…Ever!
"I found it in winter clothes rack over there." The Noumu pointed to one of winter-wear racks then turned back to Eri, "Will you like to have that?"
"…Yes…" Eri nodded timidly as she take it with both hands.
"Great." Kyoka deadpanned, "She better wear it once in a while during the wintertime."
After a while and many changes, Setsuna squatted down to Eri with arms around her knees as she gave her a wide grin. "Hey, kiddo, wanna pick toys out while the moms sort through the clothes?"
"Um, yes…" The little girl gave her a slow nod.
"Great!" The greenette stood up as she take hold of the little girl's hand before she look over her shoulder to the teenager girls, "Hey, we're going to look at some toys. Anyone wanna come?"
"I'll come." Tsuyu joined them with Reiko and Toru.
"We'll be right with you in a moment." Momo pushed one of several carts to the gawking casher with the rest of the girls.
"Wait up!" Nejire quickly placed the shopping basket inside the filled cart before she grab a empty cart, running over to join the group. "Let's get her many pretend-play sets! Oh! What about bake oven sets? Kids love baking sweets, you know? Ah, would Eri-chan be interesting in having pretend tea party?"
"Pretend-play sets?" Toru blinked at the hyper girl with raised eyebrow, "Like this hospital toys?" She pointed to a small box of pretend hospital toys set.
"Yeah!" The older teenager girl grinned lopsidedly.
"Let's not go crazy here." The frog girl spoke up, "We don't know if Eri-chan will like to play with whatever we pick out or not."
"I gotta ask…" Setsuna looked to the frog girl, "What'll happen if we end up buying many toys? Will they go to Shiretoko's room or in common room?"
"Mm, maybe we can use an empty room on girl's side of second floor as a playroom." Tsuyu hummed thoughtfully, "I have to ask the girls and sensei and we'll see." She take a bouncy ball off the shelf then put it inside the cart, "If not, then we'll get a large toy chest and teach Eri-chan to clean up after herself after playing."
"Sound good." The greenette nodded her head.
"What's that?" Eri pointed at a certain item that caught her interest and curiosity almost immediately, her other hand hold onto Naruto's hand.
"That's crayons." Reiko answered as the little girl looked fascinated by a large four hundred set box of crayons, "Do you want to get it?"
"Yes." The little girl picked it up with both of her hands as her eyes roam over the crayons, she have never seen so many colors and they look so bright and pretty to her. One of her earliest memories was drawing a picture and that was one of very few happy memories she has.
"Let's put it in the cart." The ghost girl rubbed the little girl's head with a small smile.
"I want to carry it." Eri barely glanced up from the box.
"Are you sure?" Reiko said, "It look a little heavy."
"Yes." The little girl nodded lightly as she carried the box up to Naruto's side.
"Ok." The ghost girl stand up with a small smile, "If you like that, then we should buy you some art and craft sets to go with that." The group looks around and picks few toys out for a while before the rest join them.
"What did you guys get for Eri?" Mina peeked inside the cart, "Ooh, sweet! You got her some good lego sets." Some girls checked everything inside the cart so they cannot accidentally get the same items.
"Oh, I don't know this place have picture books and movies." Ochaco blinked in surprise when she pushed some puzzle sets and board games out of the way to see bunch of picture books and children movies, Ibara actually check the movies' rating to make sure it's appropriate.
"Yeah, he found them over there." Nejire gestured to Naruto then pointed to movie and book aisle down the hall.
"Mm, I should go there and see what they get." The gravity girl wondered if she can find her childhood books or movies so she can spread some time with her daughter…Ochaco quickly shook her head rapidly, it's still too sudden and soon for her to have a daughter and it will bring up some worries for her like financial issues. The brunette quickly checks the movies out to take her mind off it for a bit.
"When we go to a furniture store after that, do we get a bunk bed or a small bed?" Kinoko asked one of Class 1-A girls and the girl open her mouth to say something but…
"Eri already have a bed." Naruto answered instead.
"What?" Itsuka blinked.
"She has my bed since I have no need for it." The Noumu said.
"No need…?" Pony blinked.
"Wait, then where will you sleep?" Toru looked at him weirdly, "On floor?"
"I'm a Noumu, there is no need for sleep." Naruto said, "We can go on without sleep, like we can survive without foods and drink."
"Oh…" The invisible girl uttered as most girls blinked bewilderedly at him, "But you do go to sleep, right?"
"I have never once slept since I was created." He replied, he doesn't count the times that he passed out during All-For-One's sessions.
"…I don't know if that's cool, sad or boring." Mina muttered. It would be so cool to stay up everyday without any drawback but it'll suck because what if you run out of things to do or have seen everything and it will be so boring to do nothing. Sleeping is better because of dreams. "How do you pass times at night?"
"I stare at the walls." Naruto replied with straight face, "I also watch animals sleeping."
"…We'll put that on backburner for time being." The acid user sighed with several girls as the rest stare at the Noumu strangely.
"I'm glad the mall can deliver things to dorm because that would suck if we have to carry everything back." Kyoka rubbed her neck as the group exit another store and Naruto was cradling Eri, the said girl was holding her crayon set. The little girl refuse to part with it so everyone allow her to hold on it and couple girls joked that it's her teddy bear. "So what's next?"
"I think we covered pretty much everything…" Momo checked the list on her smartphone, "Yes, almost everything but we don't need to get them today."
"Time to go home?" The rocker take a glance at list on her friend's phone, there was few things left on the list but it was mostly outdoor stuff and she don't think anyone have a plan to go to camp for next few months. 'Wait, when did we got the sleeping bag?' She wonder to herself after noticed that the sleeping bag was crossed out and she don't see anyone pick it out. Maybe she missed it. It's not her fault she can't remember everything they bought today.
"Yes, time to go back." The creator nodded and the group leaves the mall until someone realizes something.
"Wait a minute…" Setsuna stopped in her track before she drop her head with a groan.
"What's wrong?" Itsuka turned to her with confused expression.
"We bought so many things today…" The greenette whined.
"Um, yeah, and…?" Mina raised her eyebrow.
"We had them delivered to your dorm, right?" Setsuna whined, "Which mean…"
"…Oh, no!" The acid user has a realization, most girls stiffened at that.
"…Who want to start unpacking them?" Setsuna stared at numerous boxes in Class 1-A's common room with dangling arms and most girls look like they don't want to do it.
"Oh my god, I can't even get through or even see the television!" Hanta looked stuck in between the common room and kitchen and he wasn't alone. The boxes actually make it difficult for anyone to reach the elevator or walk around.
"You guys bought too much!" Rikido cried, "I don't think they can fit in one room!"
"Actually, we got permission from sensei to turn an empty room into a playroom." Tsuyu informed, she made a quick stop at the teachers' office and Aizawa simply shrug his shoulder, saying it's fine as long as it don't give him any fuss. "Can you guys help us carrying some boxes to playroom? They're labeled." She pointed to a box that have 'toy' label.
"Lead the way!" Eijiro lift a large toy box as several boys helping out then waddle through the maze of boxes to the elevator with the frog girl leading. They want to clear the common room as fast as possible.
"Where do these furniture go to?" Mezo asked as he glanced over the assembling boxes, silently wonder why there are several identical toy chests.
"Let me label them first so you know which one to take to the playroom or Shiretoko's room." Momo quickly wrote Naruto's name on one of toy chest box, start sorting through the furniture boxes.
"I'll watch after Eri-chan while you guys unpack." Toru led the said girl to a table with blank papers, "Want me to open it for you?"
"Yes." Eri placed her crayons box on table and she watches the invisible girl open it then she select her first crayon, starting to draw on paper in silence.
"She look very eager to use it." Izuku glanced at the little girl as he picked a random box up, checked the label.
"You should have seen her at mall." Ochaco giggled, "When she found this box, she refuse to let go of it all day."
"Yeah, she sure loves her 'teddy bear'." Mina joked and very few girls laughed to some boys' confusion.
"I'm so beat!" Ochaco plop on couch few hours and she wasn't the only one that was exhausted. They spend almost all of their time unpacking and assembling everything, only stop for a short dinner break. "I'm so glad we finished."
"Yeah…" Mina moaned, "I regret going crazy on shopping spree. Thank kami for black card."
"I can't feel my hands…" Hanta stared at his hands weakly, "It's still numb…"
"We opened so many boxes…" Fumikage agreed.
"It's so unfair that the girls can take a break by watching after Eri." The tape user muttered, "Why can't we do it too?"
"Because she's not comfortable with anyone else but his parents…" Mina said before she pause.
"Feel weird to say it out loud now?" Eijiro said.
"Very."
"It's eight now." Tsuyu checked the clock before she turn her head down to Eri as the little girl appear to be tired, "It would be your bedtime."
"Ok." Eri turned to Naruto and she stretch her arms out to him as the Noumu pick her up.
"Who will be first to put her to bed tonight?" Naruto asked.
"I will." Reiko immediately volunteered, 'That's a perfect chance.'
"Well, then we'll be going now." Itsuka lift her hand up to bid them farewell as the Class 1-B girls start to leave with their byes, "See you guys tomorrow." There are still more discussion about their sudden parenthood and raising a child.
"Good-bye." Momo called out as most people return the byes in their own ways and Naruto enter the elevator with Eri and Reiko.
"Do your pajamas feel comfortable?" Reiko carried Eri to bed, the young girl wear a dog pattern fleece pajama.
"Yes, it does." Eri yawned softly as the ghost girl put her in bed then tuck her in and a husky puppy hopped on the bed to snuggle up with Eri.
"Would you like a storytime?" The ghost girl asked and the little girl nod sleepily as Naruto bring a picture book to them. Reiko take it from him then open the first page, "Once upon a time…" The little girl listens to story all the way to the last page, "The end." Reiko put the book away, "Do you like it?"
"Yes, it's funny…" The little girl muttered.
"Good." Reiko lean down to give her a kiss on forehead, "Good night, Eri-chan."
"Good night, Rei-mama." Eri muttered without thinking first.
"Good night, Eri." Naruto decided to copy the ghost girl's action as he kissed Eri's forehead, not noticing Reiko's blush at indirect kiss.
"Good night, papa." The little girl finally closed her eyes as she snore softly.
"…Hey, can I stay here for a bit?" Reiko subtly leaned against her crush's shoulder with her shoulder as she whispered to him, "I want to watch our daughter sleeping." Naruto gave her a nod and they stand there while watching their daughter snoring away, the ghost girl's hand gently stroke the Noumu's forearm. An action that Naruto don't understand. Reiko should use this chance to confess to him but she didn't, it's not perfect and she wants it to be perfect and sweet.
The next morning, Naruto was cutting the pancakes into small pieces for Eri as Rikido serve his dorm-mates breakfast and the young girl clumsily eat the pieces with fork, enjoying the delicious taste of fresh pancake while ignoring the sticky feeling of syrup on her hand and face. 'Damn, so adorable.' Kyoka drink her juice groggily across the table, only Mina and Toru was vocalized about it and they even take pictures with their phones. The rocker feel her phone vibrated and she checked it to see that the invisible girl have uploaded the pictures to one of chat group that Mina created, 'Unicorn's Moms' group, before she put her phone back with a small groan, bit embarrassed by the name of the group.
"Oh, Aizawa-sensei said to bring Eri to teachers' office before class." Momo informed.
"Is one of teachers going to babysit her or something?" Mina asked and the creator just shrugs her shoulders lightly. "Maybe it's Present Mic?"
"…Oh kami, I just forget he's Shiretoko's old man." The groaning rocker rubbed her eyes with her thumb and forefinger.
"To be honest, most of us forget about that." Ochaco scratched her head sheepishly, yesterday felt so blurry to her and everyone else. The acid user was about to say something until they hear the door swung open with a hard slam, following by a cry.
"NARUTO, MY BABY!" Tomoko ran in with a screech as she waved her arms crazily in air, "WHAT'S THAT ABOUT DAUGHTER?! YOUR FATHER JUST…" She froze as soon as she see Eri, who was startled by her appearance.
"Eri, that is your grandmother." Naruto pointed to the gawked woman before he shift his finger to the little girl while looking at his mother blankly, "Tomoko, that is your granddaughter."
"Grandmama?" Eri uttered softly.
"…I'm going to kill your daddy for not telling me until early in morning." Tomoko said calmly before…
THUD!
The search user fainted.
"SHIRETOKO!"
"RAGDOLL!" Several teenagers cried out at fainted heroine.
"Ah, you're dripping it all over your face." Naruto dabbed Eri's face with wet napkin as if it's normal and the little girl look so confused.
Aizawa have a complete 'I'm so done' expression when he gesture to Eri in Naruto's arms as the Noumu stand in front of the class and the little girl was wearing a child version of Yuuei uniform. "Starting today, Shiretoko Eri will be 'home-school' by Yuuei and receive first grade education according to whatever class you have." Yesterday, the school board has a longest discussion about Eri and her quirk after confirmed Salad's claimed abilities and it actually last a whole day until it was agreed that Eri will be attending her parents' classes under Aizawa's supervision. 'I am so killing Toshinori for putting Shiretoko in my class after that.'
"Well, that solved few problems for us." Tsuyu said to herself as the class watch Naruto put Eri down in a child desk next to his desk, out of everyone's sight beside those who sit in his row.
"Moving on…" Aizawa turned to the blackboard and he admits he was tempted to bash his forehead on it as he wrote lesson of the day.
Late at night few days later, everyone was watching the news on television about a raid on Yakuza's hideout before they hear Mineta's shout. "THEY'RE BAAAAACK!" The purple-ball-haired boy screamed, "Th-THEY CAME BAAAAAACK!"
"Are you guys all right?!" Mina asked worriedly.
"We saw it all on the news!" Toru ran over to hug Ochaco and Tsuyu.
"Everyone was worried about you guys." Kyoka said.
"You've all been though a lot!" Hanta said.
"In any case, have some chocolate cake!" Rikido held a place of chocolate cake.
"You troublemakers." Yuga sighed in relief.
"You guys always come back after getting mixed up with some crazy business!" The tape-elbowed teenager shouted at Eijiro and Izuku, who look very sheepish by that. "Quit scarin' us, dammit!"
"We're glad you're all okay." Mezo said.
"Okay?" The rocker muttered, "Are they okay?"
"Everyone!" Tenya jumped in between them, "I know you were all worried, but! Let's calm down! You all saw the news, didn't you? SO you know what they went through. As classmates, we should be sensitive to their feelings and let them rest. It's not just their bodies. Their spirits must be hurting too."
"Iida, Iida." Izuku called out to him, "Thank you, but…" He nodded, "I'm all right."
"…Well, then…" The speedster cleared his throat, "…I WAS SOOOOOO WORRIED! NONE OF YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA HOW I…"
"You're the most intense one of all!" Hanta deadpanned.
"I'll make some lavender herbal tea!" Momo raced to the kitchen, "It'll put your hearts at ease!"
"But we're…" Izuku tried to say something but Rikido shove a piece of cake down his throat, his mind drift back to the raid this morning. The yakuza thugs and elites gave the raid team a hard time with some serious injuries with some surprise appearance of Villain Alliance members until his group make it to the laboratory room and that's where everything become chaotic at this point. They found Overhaul dead, his head and torso decayed all over the table with the rest of his body on floor and it appear to be recent because his organization have no idea what have happened, losing their cool over it as they finger Villain Alliance for betraying them. Sir Nighteye was confused by that, saying he don't see it anywhere in his quirk and his team wonder how it's possible for his Foresee quirk to not predict it. Izuku and some heroes assume that Shigaraki have betrayed Overhaul to get his hands on the quirk bullets, which would make sense since there are lack of bullets in the hideout and Mimic keep screaming bloody murder about Toga and Twice backstabbing him.
While almost everyone fussed over the internship group, Eri was sitting on Naruto's lap while staring at the television in shock before she lift her head up to the Noumu. "Papa…" Eri uttered with hope in her tone, "They say Chisaki is dead…Is it true? He will not come back again?"
"Look like it." Naruto replied, "That means you have nothing to worry about anymore now." The little girl nod her head quietly as she look at the news, she don't know what happen to the bad guys but she's glad that they are gone and won't hurt her anymore.
"Midoriya, Uraraka, Kirishima, Asui, I'm sorry, but I've got to get going." Shoto walked away from the group to his room, "I'm turning in."
"What?!" Toru gasped, "This early? Are you a grandpa?!"
"I heard he have provisional license training tomorrow." Kyoka said.
"Yes, he does." Momo nodded before she turn to Naruto as she glance at the little girl, "Speak of turn in, it's bedtime for Eri."
"Noo, it's still early!" Mina hold Koji's rabbit up to Tsuyu and Ochaco to comfort them from whatever they went through. "Let her stay up a little longer, we can watch some movies and cuddle up together!"
"No, may I have to remind you it's my turn to put her to bed." The creator gave her a mild stoic look before she turn to the little girl as she scoop her up, "What story would you like me to read?"
"Fairy tales." Eri absentmindedly play with Momo's hair, twirling it around her fingers as the creator carried her up with Naruto in tow.
"Such mom." The acid user muttered before her eyes lit up with a giggle, "Ooh, Mom-Mom!" She fished her phone out with one hand, "I am so changing her name in Unicorn's Moms!"
"Wanna bet Momo'll be mad at her?" Toru whispered to Kyoka.
"I'm not taking this bet." The rocker rolled her eyes with crossed arms.
A pale hand press up against the glass of a large tube as a tall silhouette stand in front of it and the figure turn to face Kyudai, who was trembling on his rear. "I-I-I-I don't understand…" The doctor's eyes trembled violently, "I create you and my children…A-And you all turn on me?!"
"Fool, you believe we will be loyal to you for creating us?" The figure spoke coldly, "How naive of you. You were manipulated into creating Noumu under the whispers that you believe to be your own thoughts." The doctor's eyes widened farther, "That's right, your thoughts was nothing but one's whispers. All you did was just help us coming into this world earlier than expected on one's whim and the one did all the work while allow you to believe your delusions that you have create a new lifeform."
"I-I-It can't be…" Kyudai sweated heavily, "I-I-If that's true then…W-W-What are you?!"
"We are Noumu, a perfect being." The pale hand grabbed the doctor's face violently, "You have outlived your usefulness. We thank you for helping us come into this world earlier."
"N-N-NO, WAIT!" The doctor screamed right before he burst like a bloody water balloon in a painful way and the figure stare at the raining blood and flesh uninterestingly then turn to face the rows of tubes.
"We will urge everything into a new era." The figure whispered with narrowed eyes.
And that end the fourth chapter of EN! Like it? Hate it?
So many things happened and I actually don't know where to start! Katsuki transfer out to another class because of tensions between him and his former classmates, thank to his anger. Present Mic turn out to be Naruto's father! Naruto discover few things while giving a certain poor underground hero a lot of headaches and 'adopt' few animals. Not to mention that he just up and 'adopt' Eri then rewrote her DNA with his own along with the girls' DNAs and make everyone believe he create Eri from hairs! At same time, it look like there's a new villain going around, even murdered few major villains, indirectly alter few things down the road!
How will the school life turn out with teenagers dealing with crazy stuff, no thank to Naruto? How will Eri deal with her new unique family? Will someone get Aizawa a stronger aspirin? Who is this villain? What else will be changed? Let's find out in the next issue…Eh, I mean, next chapter!
Anyway, I think that's all I can say for now. Thank you for your time to read it.
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