Mordin takes the crew of the Normandy 2 to the theater to see the Elcor performance of Hamlet. Disaster ensues.

Kaidan has a deep appreciation for a particular part of Shepard's anatomy. He takes matters into his own hands for a little relief. - both game-neutral and Shepard-gender-neutral

A Hanar who constantly belted out obscene profanity and expletives at anyone who walked by is about as likely as a pacifistic Krogan or a Turian getting into Cerberus...oh wait that just happened. The so-called 'pro-human' organization has just accepted the first non-human into there ranks. Join Ahlek as he battles for acceptance but also for something much, much bigger.

It's thirty seconds after Virmire, and a choice has been made.

A collection of 100-word-ficbits that will contain all sorts and shall be updated as often as new drabbles are written.

This is a parody send-up of the ME3 ending, using lesbian sex as the DeusEx Machina that saves the galaxy. It is intended to be funny. Well, hilarious really. It contains some material that may offend some people, so please read the warnings, and search your soul, and don't read this if it might offend you. because, really, my life doesn't need any extra drama.:-

The water on the top deck has suddenly stopped working, along with the plumbing in the women's bathroom. Unfortunately, Shepard was in the middle of a shower. This is problematic. Fun little oneshot, ShepardxEVERYBODEH!

Shepard gave her the homeworld, gave her a new life. In return, Tali gave her everything, including herself. FemShep/Tali romance, smutty and sweet.

Months after Shepard defeated the Reapers, he falls into a coma. Yet,he wakes up and finds himself transported into the past where he meets his parents as Alliance soldiers.He adopts the pseudonym Solomon Gunn and through them, he learns more about himself and surprisingly about the two loves of his life Miranda Lawson and Liara T'Soni. Could this be his second chance?

A slice of life: Garrus and Shepard learn there are little things they both wouldn't mind helping each other with. Inspired by a prompt from MEK community on LJ.

While the Reapers ravage Palaven, some of the Turians on Menae pass the time by trading stories about the species they've bedded. Garrus enlightens them on what it's like to be with a human. Originally posted on the MEK community on LJ.

Dante Lee returns to Earth shortly after the death of Shepard and the destruction of the Normandy. Being an old friend of Kaidan Alenko, he goes to check on him and try to comfort his survivor's guilt. M/M slash Lemon. Original Character... not totally mary-sueish.

Takes place post-ME3. Kaidan takes Shepard to the beach.

After two years of fighting batarian terrorist cells on the fringes of the Terminus Systems, the Alliance finally makes a stand. This is my interpretation of the Siege of Torfan. Rated M for graphic violence and language.

Thessia was not at all the intellectual paradise Miranda hoped for after leaving Earth. But she may find her equal in the most unlikely of places. And perhaps more than that.

For many, Omega brings only the end, but for a lucky few it brings success and infamy. She was caught in the middle, looking only to sever the ties that bound her. OC Character driven dark piece. Rated M for multiple reasons.

Shepherd, garrus and legion discover a synthetic being by the name of Altair on board a abandoned ship, taking the being on board shepherd begins to understand why he was designed to be the perfect killing machine.

Liara got pickpocketed in a back alley on Earth once... she never expected to meet the pickpocket again. Earthborn Shepard. T for mild language. Eventual Liara x Shepard.

A rich kid gives up a life of luxury to chase his dream of becoming a soldier. What he does not expect is that fate has more planned for him. One moment changes his life, the offer to join Commander Shepard. Unknown to him, Saren is only the beginning.

Kaidan and Shepard share an intimate moment.

Garrus is sick of C-Sec's rules. So he decides to travel to Omega, form a team, and enforce his special brand of justice there. Details Garrus' adventures between ME1 and 2.

Grunt develops a secret crush on Jack, and tries to find an outlet for his emotions through poetry. Jack/Grunt. Or, as I accidentally said today in the car, 'Junk'.

"It is difficult. All things worth keeping are." - A series of linked Shenko oneshots, spanning all three games in a random order. It shows how they became who they are, in a time where nothing is ever easy but worth the fight. Spacer/War Hero/Vanguard/Paragade.

There's new crew aboard the SSV Normandy and Garrus Vakarian has no problem working alongside humans. But there's one who just gets under his skin. GarrusXOC I still suck at summarys.

Son of famous war hero Commander Shepard and the biotic Jack, Thane Shepard has a lot to live up to. This is a coming of age drama/romance focusing on Thane as he attends a new biotic academy. Rated T for language and adult themes. Updates to come, mushy