Dedicated to the dashing Made Nightwing, based *loosely* on a Lonely Island song. Read and enjoy. Crack.

At the edge of our galaxy, the Old Machines slumber, their dreams haunting our very existence. As humanity begins to find its place, a fifty thousand year old threat emerges from the darkness, and the shadows set their will against us. My Effect tie-in.

Where Garrus is lacking in information, Shepard is more than willing to provide. FemShep/Garrus.

Takes place just before the Omega 4 Relay, Shepard decides he needs to make peace with Ash. Little four chapter fiction. M!Shep/Ash.

How would the world look like with just one male asari? Would it collapse or not? Certainly it won't be the same. The newest creation of human scietists gets out of control. What'll be its influence on the universe?

Written for an idea I got from a fanart I saw. Sins of the father played a bit differently.

This is what I think Miranda was doing during the attack on the Lazarus station.

What if the plague on Omega had an unexpected effect on a certain Turian? F!Shepard and Garrus romance.

Commander Shepard has finally agreed to introduce her mother to Liara T'Soni. Too bad Hannah Shepard has some serious misconceptions about aliens... cue hilarity and warm fuzzies.

AU. Shepard and Garrus meet when they're much younger at the Citadel childcare center. Garrus has never seen a human before and Shepard has never seen a Turian up close. Shenanigans ensue as they both find out that aliens are really weird.

Set in dark space, from Harbinger's POV, just after the destruction of the Collector Base. One-shot.

Tali's back on board, and Shepard is wondering how to say what he's been thinking for two years...

Of course Saren is perfectly capable of laughing; only Nihlus hasn't found the right kind of jokes yet.

A summary of what all the romances in Mass Effect basically are! Guest starring Jacob 'JAkon' Taylor, Miranda Lawson, Ashley Williams, the Council, Udina and Aria! Dedicated to the lovely Miss Lynn!

Commander Shepard returns to Alchera to confront his past.

Sometimes, people make choices in their life. Sometimes, it's all down to luck. A look at how earthborn Olivia Shepard joined the Alliance.

In the time after the victory over the Reapers, Joker tries to stay a part of Shepard's life. Warning-this isn't a happy story. T for language. Femshep, one-sided Shoker, read for more details!

Dunai came to Omega looking for a better life only to experience the true harshness of the universe. Forced to sell her body to survive she has little hope. Will the strange Turian, Kamik Shrweik be able to save her? Or will he be her downfall?

Following the events of "Arrival", Commander Jared Shepard returns to Earth to face the consequences of destroying a star system as he tries to mobilize the galaxy for the impending Reaper invasion.

Commander Linda Shepard and Kaidan Alenko meet for the first time after Horizon. A one-shot follow-on to "Made for You".

Garrus and Shepard attempt to have a normal date night, but encounter a lounge singer. Yes, this is crackfic.

This a redo of my old Fighting off The Reapers fanfic which you can find on my profile, this version is set post Arrival and the plot elements are based on what we know about Mass Effect 3 so far.

One shot of few events which unfolded aboard Normandy in one silent night.

After the Arrival dlc Shepard and Garrus are left alone in her cabin worried about the future and their hopes of surviving the very real threat of the Reapers.

Reese Shepard is feeling despondent over the millions of lives lost due to the destruction of a Mass Relay Arrival . Suprisingly or maybe not so Jack cheers him up. Warning: might cause cavities due to fluff