Shepard hates press conferences. Especially when she misunderstands a question and unknowingly reveals she had sex with a certain LT. Hilarity ensues. Not to be taken seriously at all. Inspired by Frasier, and my pure love for both it and ME.

Downtime for the crew after the relay reveals all sorts of interesting things about the crew. Set after my other three Mass Effect stories.

Five years after the fact and just one week between the two of them. People change in stutters and false starts; and sometimes not at all.

Erin Shepard died a paragon. But by the time the Collectors were defeated, she had become... something else. A look at Shepard's shift into the red. Spoilers, some Shep/Garrus, rated for language, violence, and suggestive themes.

With Dr. Chakwas occupied, Shepard turns to Mordin Solus to tend to a minor injury. Shippy, but not what you're expecting.

Each chapter is one of my short pieces, all based on Mass Effect but with various themes.

After the Relay, life gets back to a semblance of normalcy. Pleasant surprises are always welcome however...

A short speech given by a Quarian supporting a war to retake their homeworld. Oneshot.

When Shepard loses someone he cares about, he wants only one thing. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH

A collection of one-shot stories featuring Commander Shepard and Miranda Lawson. Open to ideas regarding possible scenes featuring our two protagonists. Fluff. Please read and review! Note: Some chapters will be revised to address LotSB.

Shepard has brought a geth onboard, and worse, decided to make it part of the team. Tali'Zorah knows better than to trust the obviously-malevolent machine, but she could be wrong about its intentions. And she could be wrong about how she feels about it.

Alena thought it was odd when Kolyat said he wanted to meet Thane and her for dinner, she had no idea just how strange it would be. Oneshot.

Shepard and Kaidan do occasionally talk to each other...

Commander Shepard's not used to this feeling - Weakness. Emptiness. Defeat. Just what went wrong in this hero's life after he destroyed the Reapers? Series of one-shots, multiple POVs, M!Shep/Miranda. Rated M for later chapters of smut, language, and gore

After making love, Commander Shepard and Tali'Zorah come to grips with the likelyhood that they will not survive the coming battle.

A short poem about the Shenko events, or lack there of, in ME2

A little "poem thingy" written about the Shenko pairing in ME1

One past event reminds Shepard why exactly he really doesn't like one particular AI. Includes CAKE, blue-screens, rather peeved Rachni, a broken shotgun, Shepard's blood pressure, a desktop background designed to 'sooth' and an abundance of 2s. Enjoy...

Tali and Shepard reminisce about the SR-1's old tank as they look at the SR-2's new one.

After the Collectors, Shepard and company take a trip to celebrate one of their good deeds. Takes Place after On Makos and Hammerheads, Risks and Surprises, but before Festivities and Revelations.

A series of one-shots centered around Kaidan and Fem!Shep. Rating change due to language in chapter 3.

Random Stupidity 4. This one will not appeal unless you have a very warped mind, like me. Joker means well, sometimes anyway, but his pranks have a habit of backfiring on Kaidan. Seems this time he's gone a little too far.

I always wondered who/what put that holo of Kaidan in the SR2 Normandy captain's quarters. So here's my take on how it got there.

Aeryn Shepard and Garrus Vakarian are letting off a bit of steam the night before the suicide mission, but it turns out to be not quite what Aeryn had envisaged.

Written for the kink meme. FemShep/Garrus, joking mention of Joker/EDI. Romantic story with lots of awkward!Garrus, hence the humor genre. M/F, Xeno, WAFF. Takes place post-ME2, so expect some off-hand spoilers. Reviews are loved!