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Chapter 1: Pacifica Northwest
"Aw, fuck!" Pacifica vomited inside the toilet with moans and Naruto was holding her hair back while rubbing her back gently with other hand. "H-How long am I going to deal with this damn morning sickness?!" She grumbled before she vomits again.
"We can ask baa-chan if you want to?" Naruto suggested as the blonde woman wipe her mouth clean and he help her get up then hand her a cup.
"Nah." She washed her mouth out, brushing her teeth for good measure. "I want to stay in bed all day and do nothing." She fixed her robe as they walk back into the master bedroom and she lie down with Naruto's help. Pacifica turn her head to him as he tuck her in, "…Naruto, take your cock out." Her hand reach inside his pant just as soon as she said it, "I wanna suck."
"Ok, hon." He said, know better not to deny his pregnant wife of what she want after few experience with her mood swinging. Naruto start to think back to the day of their first meeting and how they end up together as Pacifica bob her head with few small strokes.
Naruto walk on a pier as he glance at the paper in his hand few times to make sure he get the right place, "The client should be around here…" He said to himself, the shinobi decide to do some odd jobs to earn some extra money during his world trip and the mission he took is just a simple bodyguard job, all he has to do is escort his client as long as the client like. Naruto finally find the yacht with 'Northwest' name and he spot a blonde teenager girl around his age, appear to look disinterested. She wear a purple jacket over grey sweater and denim jean short over black leggings with brown boots. "Excuse me?"
"Yes, what…" The blonde turned her head to face him before her face scrunched up in disgust and dropped jaw, "What in name of god are you wearing?!" She looked down, "And sandals? Really?! Who the hell wear these nowadays?!"
"Um, I'm here for the job." Naruto ignored her statements since he's used to it and the girl snatched the paper from his hand then read it before she look up to him.
"Bodyguard, you?" She scoffed absurdly, "You're more like an eye candy if it's not for your tacky clothes."
'Why does everyone hate my cool jumpsuits?' He sweatdropped mentally.
"Ugh, get any experience?" The blonde girl huffed, "Skills?"
"Yeah, I did a lot of escorting missions like bringing a drunk bum to Wave Country and end up liberating it from a greedy ceo, other mission where I escort a actress who turn out to be a princess and free her country by taking a evil tyrant who was her uncle." Naruto replied, "For my skills, I'm a shinobi so I can do really a lot of things like creating clones, wind jutsu and many more."
"…Oookay." She uttered slowly, "If I don't live in Gravity Falls in first place, I'd think you're crazy enough that you should be in a funny farm right now." That earn an raised eyebrow from him before she flick her right hand dismissively, "Whatever, you're hired since you're the only one that want the job. I'm Pacifica Northwest."
"And I…" Naruto was about to introduce himself but Pacifica suddenly grab his arm then drag him back into the city.
"Need to go shopping to make up for his terrible fashion sense." Pacifica grumbled, "I'm not going to be caught dead seen with a cute bodyguard's horrible outfit!"
"Cute?" He raised his eyebrow at her oddly, that's the first time someone around his age say that to him. "Um, I'm Naruto, by the way."
"Whatever." The blonde girl huffed, "Not like I'm gonna remember you after this job."
Naruto stretch himself out in front of a inn, it have been two months since he met Pacifica and she decide to keep him employed a bit longer after couple crazy events. 'Heh, I don't think anyone can say they have rescue a client from a bunch of crazy gnomes or group of crazy creatures that were out to get her for some stupid reasons.' He chuckled at the memory of them kicking tiny golf ball-like mob around, that's one story he can't wait to tell his friends after his trip.
"What's so funny?" He turned to face Pacifica as she exit a bedroom with her luggage and she was giving him a dirty-yet-curious look.
"I was remembering how we fought these little golf people off." Naruto chuckled, "And this time with gnomes."
"Oh god, don't remind me." The teenager girl shuddered, "I still have nightmare of this gross old gnome making puckering face at me. I swear that those creepy gnomes were planning to have some sicko orgy." She gagged with green face.
"I think they were going to do it." The shinobi scratched his head, "I guess they were…Very thirsty because there's no female gnome…" He paused then turn to her curiously, "Is there?"
"Um…" Pacifica blinked rapidly, "I…I…I don't know? I have to ask Dipper and Mabel about that." She shook her head, "Whatever, just let's go." She snapped then point at her suitcases, "Fetch."
"Hai, princess." Naruto rolled his eyes as he summoned three clones to carry the blonde girl's luggage, 'Why does most missions I go on always have ojou-sama types?!'
"Thank you." The blonde girl smirked before she give the clones a sideway glance, 'I still can't get used to his 'ninja' techniques but they are very handy.' She glanced back to Naruto as she rubbed her chin, 'If I make him mine, my life will be easier with his clones…Bonus, he's hot and sexy…' Pacifica's eyes suddenly widened with heating cheeks before she shake her head clear, 'No, no, why does it sound like I want him as my boyfriend?! He's a perfect bodyguard and butler!' She is not falling for him because how cool he looks when he save her or how hot he look when he take care of these freaks…
"Pacifica, you alright?" He looked at her with concern, "You look little feverishly…"
"I'M FINE!" Pacifica squealed before she powerwalk pass the confusing shinobi.
"…If you say so?" Naruto scratched his cheek confusingly.
Pacifica has been watching Naruto doing his weird training from safe distance, the reason why it's so weird is because he was fighting his clones and they were throwing weapons and jutsu around. "…How long are you going to keep it up for?!" She hollered loudly.
"Ten more minutes!" He hollered back as he duck under a wild swing and the training continue a little pass ten minutes before he dispel his clones. "…Alright, I got some fire jutsu down!" Naruto pumped his fist with a wide grin and Pacifica walk up to him with water bottle as she roll her eyes lightly at his action until she notice some blood oozing from his left palm.
"You're bleeding!" She quickly grab his hand, prying his fingers open to reveal his palm and it have a deep cut as she quickly take her handkerchief out to wipe it off. "We need to disinfect…" She blinked at the sight as the deep cut slowly close up, "…Oh, right. You heal faster." She continue to wipe his hand clean with a huff, "How do you get this cut?"
"Oh, I grabbed a kunai by blade when one of my bunshin try to stab me." Naruto said nonchalantly as if it's a common thing.
"YOU WHAT?!" Pacifica's head snapped up with widened eyes before they narrow into a stern glare, "Are you telling me you're using real weapons during training?" She hissed, "A lethal weapon?!"
"Um, yes?" He muttered before he cry out as soon as the rich girl pinched his hand hard, "OW! OW! OW!"
"You need to take better care of your body!" She hissed angrily, "When you are going to training, no more live weapons!"
"Ow, s-so jutsu only then…?" Naruto said.
"As long as you don't use it on yourself!" Pacifica replied as the shinobi's eyes shifted, "Naruto." Her nails dug into his skin.
"OW, OW, OW, OKAY, OKAY!" He cried out, "I-I'll be more careful next time!"
"Do you promise?!" She gave him another stern look and Naruto have to admit that she look cute when she look up to him with this look. "Do you!"
"Y-Yes, I promise, I promise!" Naruto said quickly.
"Good." Pacifica released him right away after she finished clean his hand then beckon him to follow her, "Come on, you're taking me out on a shopping spree as your punishment for worrying me!"
"Um, sure!" He followed her as he chuckle inside his head, 'She's pretty caring person than she look like, huh?'
"Naruto, you're free tonight, correct?" The said blonde turned to Pacifica with raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, I am." Naruto nodded, "Why do you ask?"
"Tonight you are taking me to a movie then dine and you will pay for everything." Pacifica crossed her arms with her nose up in air.
"…Are you asking me out on a date?" He blinked and the blonde teenager blushed madly.
"J-J-JUST GET READY!" She stomped away, "MOVIE START AT SEVEN!"
"Ok!" Naruto called after her before he scratch his head puzzlingly, "Why don't she let me answer her? I was going to say yes." He tilted his head, "I wonder what make her act on it?" He turned back to four fuming teenagers, "Do you know why?" The four girls walk away, grumbling something about getting ahead and whose turn will be next, and Naruto become more confused by that.
"You're quite unique, you know?" Naruto said out of blue as he walk together with Pacifica while they hold hands and she glance at him oddly. It's their fifth date.
"Oh, what do you mean?" Pacifica arched her eyebrow.
"For a 'rich and spoiled brat', you're pretty tame next to Trixie." He said, "You really don't throw money around and when you do, it's mostly for the others. You're humble compare to other girls and know how to take loss pretty well like when we played mini golf the other day and I beat you all."
"Mmm, unlike you braggart." She snorted amusedly, recalling how much he kept rubbing in everyone's faces after won the mini golf game and he chuckled at that.
"While you're bold like everyone else, you tend to think before you act and say. When you said something wrong or insulting, you follow up with apologies." Naruto replied, "You were first to discuss and work together with the other girls when you guys found out that I'm allowed to take more than one wife…"
"Well, we have a lot of things in common and become close friends so there's no point in losing our friendship over you when there's this option." Pacifica hummed before she mutter under her breath with a blush, "That and I don't think I can take you on alone in bed one day because of your monstrous stamina." That was a discussion between the girls when they were watching him working out for hours and hours without break a sweat.
"What was the last part?" He asked.
"I SAID I LOVE YOU!" She shouted quickly with flushed face before she clamp her mouth with a snap as soon as she realize what she just said, "Um, I-I-I mean…"
"I love you too." Naruto pecked her cheek, surprised her in process.
"N-Naruto!" Pacifica squeaked timidly and her boyfriend chuckled at her reaction.
"Come on." He tugged her hand lightly with a chuckle, "We better get there before they decide to cancel our reservation."
"R-Right." She gave him a nod with few sneaking glances and she wonder what will the future bring her.
"Awww, he's so cute." Bonnie gushed with her fellow co-wives as they huddle around medical bed with their husband, looking at a sleeping baby boy in Pacifica's arms.
"Yes, he is." Pacifica smiled tiredly, "Totally worth thirteen hours to deliver him."
'Worth the pain too.' Naruto thought with a smile.
"Have you two come up with a name for him?" Trixie smiled at the baby, she can't wait to spoil him when they bring him home and she wasn't the only one that thinks about spoiling the baby.
"Alexander, Alex for short." The blonde mother answered and her family approved it. She looks up to give her husband a smile and he gave her a kiss to forehead with a smile. Naruto wonder how will things change when they bring Alexander home but one thing he's pretty sure is that his other wives will want a baby of their own by the look in their eyes and he feel a little nervous about it.
'Oh well, I'll burn the bridge when I get there.' Naruto push it out of his head for now because he want to focus on his first child for now. The happy family spends some time together until they have to leave to give the mother and baby some rest and another checkup.
And that end the first chapter of WDHMT!
The first harem member Naruto met was Pacifica and it look like your standard 'We Met At Work' romance. At same time, Naruto have seen some side to Pacifica that most haven't seen.
Who will be next? What kind of moments will we see? How will things turn out? Let's find out in next chapter!
Anyway, I think that's all I can say for now. Thank you for your time to read it.
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