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I present you one of the latest story, Goddammit, Naruto! A Naruto x mass X-over smut fanfic!
That is kinda humor mixed into this story and may be consider as series of one-shot in some people's views.
Tags: Caught in act. May contain other things but we'll see how it turn out.
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All characters in this story are 18 and above.
Most characters might be OOC and there might be some grammar errors but I'm trying my best.
Enjoy the first chapter of GN!
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Goddammit, Naruto!
Sasuke was walking through the woods to Team Seven training field for a team reunion with his teammates and he come across a sight as soon as he reach the field. "…Goddammit, you guys!" He smacked his forehead annoyingly and in front of him, Naruto was humping Sakura crazily while holding her hip in place firmly and the pinkette press her hands against the training post with lifting heels with lewd moans. Sakura was wearing nothing but her sandals and Naruto's pants were down around his ankles, still wearing his shirt.
"Oh hey, Sasuke, you're here early than we thought." Naruto made eye contact with the last Uchiha, still thrusting into Sakura's lower mouth from behind as if they haven't been walked on by someone and the same person was watching them.
"I'm coming back in few minutes…" Sasuke sighed wearily, "Or hours."
"N-N-N-No, s-s-stay and w-w-watch!" Sakura moaned out lewdly with ahegao expression, "B-B-B-Be f-f-f-fucking w-w-while someone w-w-watch i-is hot! I-I-I want e-e-everyone t-to see N-N-Naruto-kun t-t-t-take me!"
"Yeah, you like that?" The blonde grinned down to his lover as he smacked her rear to her pleasure, "Maybe you enjoy it when I impregnate you in front of people!"
"O-O-OOH, YES!" The moaning pinkette cried out as her lover came inside her so much that white fluids run down her legs, "YES! YES! BREED ME!"
"Goddammit, you two perverts…" The ravenette's eyebrow twitched annoyingly, he's considering about betray the village again because they have been doing it every fucking day!
"Hey, guys, I got lost on the road of…" Kakashi showed up with his face in his book before he look up at the noise, "…Goddammit, Naruto, Sakura."
Hiashi slide the door open to step in, "Have you seen…" He stopped in his track with a widen-eyed blink before he pinch the bridge of his nose, "Dammit, girls." In front of him, Naruto was holding Hinata in full-nelson position as he thrust upward furiously into her creampied maidenhood and Hanabi suckling his family jewelries on her knees, fingering herself. "Really, Naruto, both of my daughters?"
"Hey, Hiashi." Naruto looked over Hinata with his chin on top of her head as he gave him a grin, "Hanabi said she want to have threesome with us as her first time as soon as she turn eighteen so…"
"Y-Y-Yes, d-daddy." Hinata panted with lolling tongue as her eyes rolled upward, "T-T-T-That is the b-b-b-best way f-f-for us t-to get a-a-a-along l-l-like you w-w-want us to!" She cried out in pleasure as she climaxed with her lover inside her and Naruto put her down on her bed, pulling out.
"Yes, but not like that." Hiashi exhaled out as the blonde pick Hanabi up, swiftly enter her maidenhood with her legs around his waist and their hips bucked in blur. "…I better get grandchildren out of that…" He turned around to walk away with a grumble, "Goddammit, Naruto."
"Tsunade-sama, two of the kages haven't show up." Shizune entered the hokage office before she stop herself with widened eyes and red face. "…Goddammit, not again."
"A-Ah, they're a-a-a-already here…" Tsunade tilted her head back over the edge of her desk as Naruto pound her furiously in mating press with his head between her breasts. To their left on the couch, Mei sloppily make out with second Naruto as she rode him wildly with his arms around her waist. On other side, Kurotsuchi was pinned up to the wall face-first by third Naruto as his hip smashed her buttocks blurry, white fluids slip out from her lower mouth onto the puddle under her.
"S-Shizune-nee-chan's here?" Naruto lift his head up from the moaning hokage's bust to give Shizune a wide grin, "Lock the door behind you and take it off."
"On one condition…" Shizune locked the door then untie her kimono with a sigh, despite heavy blush on her face. "We finish that before the meeting." Before she know it, she end up getting plowed by original Naruto doggy style and it have been going on for hours, missing the meeting in process. "G-G-G-Goddammit, N-N-N-Naruto…" She moaned out with ahegao expression as her lover climaxed inside her.
"YOSH!" Rock Lee entered the weapon store, "Tenten, let's tra…" He blinked rapidly as he watched Tenten get bend over the counter while Naruto thrust crazily inside her maidenhood and she have some sticky fluids all over her face with buns coming undo. "Never mind, I'll come back later another time…" Rock turned around to walk out, "…Goddammit, close the store before you do that next time.
"…Goddammit, Naruto." Shikamaru have a face of 'I'm so done', he just walked on Naruto…Fucking Yoshino's brain out in full-nelson position facing the front door and the lazy genius can see Ino and Temari engaging in threesome with another Naruto, a clone Shikamaru assumed. Temari bounced on Naruto's thrusting hip and Ino grind her groin on his face as they make out with each other. "My mother, really?"
"Yup, she's a MILF." Naruto replied as if it's a great excuse, some white fluids flow out from the moaning woman's lower mouth.
"Goddammit." The lazy genius left the house with a headshake, having a friend who have harem is so troublesome…Then he realize that he might walk on his mother from now onward. "…Goddammit, Naruto."
"AH, GODDAMMIT!" Kiba screamed out as soon as he walked into the dining room to find Tsume and Hana on their limbs, getting pound doggy style by Naruto and his clone. To make it worst for Kiba, his mother and sister was drenched in white fluids…Until he hear a noise to his right and he look over to see another Naruto plowed Tamaki in wheelbarrow position. "GODDAMMIT, NARUTO, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY BRING MORE PEOPLE OVER TO MY HOUSE?!" He stomped out with a grumble until he realize something, "…Wait, why were they wearing animal ears and tails…" There was a short pause before he groan in frustration, "Goddammit, guys." He shuddered at the possible knowledge of their fetish.
"…Goddammit, not in food stand." Choji groaned dejectedly, he just want to eat some bowl of ramen but Naruto is having sex with Ayame on top of the bar in missionary position and second Naruto was smashing Karui on top of stools from above with his hands groping her bust. "Ugh." The chubby shinobi left to look for another place to eat, quietly wondering where the owner of ramen stand was.
"Do you think she'll like the gift? I don't know what to get her for her eighteenth birthday." Udon said to Konohamaru as they walk to their training ground.
"I'm pretty sure she'll be fine with what…" Konohamaru said until they stop as soon as they see their teammate and childhood friend…
"H-H-HARDER, HARDER!" Moegi squealed out lewdly as Naruto thrusting deeper into her lower mouth, the orangette was lying on her side with her lover saddling her, holding her right leg straight up on his chest and the mixed love fluids run down her thigh onto the grass. "I LOVE YOU! I'M SO HAPPY YOU KEEP YOUR PROMISE TO TAKE ME ON MY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY!"
"I always keep my promise, Moegi-chan." Naruto increase the thrusting speed with a grin, "After that, we'll meet up with the girls and have some more fun."
"I'M SO HAPPY TO BE PART OF YOUR HAREM!" She wailed out in pleasure.
"…Goddammit, Moegi, boss." Konohamaru turned around to walk away with his friend as they sighed together.
"At this rate, we're all going to be single." Udon exhaled tiredly and his friend merely nod his head.
Iruka happen to encounter Naruto in the academy. "GODDAMMIT, NOT IN THE CLASSROOM!" Iruka shouted in dismay as he caught Suzume in act of giving Naruto a deepthroat while he have his way with her face but that wasn't the only one thing. The second Naruto carried Kurenai face-to-face around the classroom with his cock deep in her maidenhood and her ankles on his shoulders, leaving trail of white fluids all over. On the teacher's desk, Anko was nailed crazily with third Naruto on top of her buttocks and her wrists was tied down to the table legs, Iruka can see red welts on her rear as if someone have been using rulers on her. "Goddammit, you all! NOT IN MY CLASS!" He's so glad that it's day off for students.
"Samui, I need you to…" A enter the hotel room with a knock, it don't occur to him that it was ajar in first place and he froze at the sight. Samui sprawl out across the bed as Naruto humped her wildly in missionary position with his hands fondling her breasts and under the buxom blonde, Karin suckling Samui's nape as she begged Naruto for second round after Samui. On Naruto's back, Matsuri was dry humping him with arms around his neck as she kissed the back of his neck. "…Goddammit." The raikage walked out exhaustingly, he swear that young people are getting more horny and horny in several generation.
"Goddammit, I know there was something up when you came to visit!" Tazuna rubbed his temples with a heavy sigh after he caught Tsunami rode Naruto in lotus position…And they are still doing it!
"Well, I did said that I'm here to see Tsunami-chan." Naruto said over the moaning woman's shoulder with a easygoing grin, "Oh, and she's going to move to Konoha."
"Y-Y-Yes, I-I-I'm one of his b-b-brides!" Tsunami giggled lewdly as she felt her lover filling her womb up, "I-Inari is g-g-going to be h-h-happy to have f-f-father now."
"Now I know why he ran out screaming." The bridge builder walked out with a grumble, "Goddammit, can't get one break around here."
And that end the first chapter of GN!
Poor guys, walk on Naruto getting it on with women in many different places and some can't help it because it's in open to the men's embarrassment and annoyance. It's as if it's a common part of their daily life now.
Here's a little omake…
"Hon, have you seen…" Minato looked into the master bedroom before he blink at slight and he give out an groan. "Goddammit, you two!" He found his wife bouncing up and down on Naruto in squat position with leaking creampie.
"W-What?" Kushina shot the hokage a look over her shoulder with moans, "We're bringing our clan back…And he's way better than you. That's why I'm with him now and not you."
"Yeah, yeah, you said that for five years straight." Minato walk away with a headshake, why does his actual ex-wife love to 'cuck' him and have 'affair' with their son when they should have get divorce in first place?!
"Goddammit, Naruto." Sasuke looked so furious.
"What?" Naruto raised his eyebrow at him…As he smashed Kaguya's face into his groin by her horns like bike handle and the goddess have ecstasy expression on her face as she deepthroat him, white fluids drip from her creampied maidenhood. "We stopped her from destroying the world."
"You 'stopped' her because you asked her if she want to fuck." The Uchiha deadpanned with twitching eyebrow, "Then ask her to surrender so you two can fuck everyday."
"To be fair, she have a lot of pent-up sexual frustration from sealing in the moon." The blonde said.
"Goddammit, Naruto." Sasuke smacked his forehead with a groan. Many years later, he will utter it again when he walked on Naruto with his eighteen year old daughter, Sarada, and her friend, Chocho…With Sakura and Mebuki…And Mikoto.
Who will be unlucky guy to stumble upon Naruto and his lovers? What kind of hilarious events will we see in that? Who'll get it on with Naruto? Let's find out in next chapter!
Anyway, I think that's all I can say for now. Thank you for your time to read it.
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