Previous Translations: Yorokobi - Pleasure/Delight/Joy
Yokubo - Desire/Lust
Kajo - Excess
Shifuku no Kurushimi - Blissful Throes/Blissful Suffering
Tatakainouta - Song of Battle
Zeitakuna Kutsu - Luxurious Torment
Hentai-ryu: Erokenho - Pervert Style: Erotic Fist Art
Konton - Chaos
Kanzen - Perfect
Henka - Change
Harakainokeru - Dispel
Aka-en - Red Flame
Aoi-en - Blue Flame
Kiiro-en - Yellow Flame
Orenji-en - Orange Flame
Tankoshoku-en - Pink Flame
Maho - Magic
Chishiki - Knowledge
Unmei - Fate
Nozomu - Hope
Hoho no Chenja - honestly this one is a mess, but roughly means Changer of Ways
Ryuketsu - Bloodshed
Chikara - Strength
Meiyo - Honor
Budo - Martial Arts
Ikari - Rage
Jumon - Incantation
Himitsu no Sewanin - Secret Caretaker(Keeper of Secrets)
Sento - Combat
Same no On'na - Shark-Woman
Maebure - Harbinger
Shibari no Ashikase - Binding Fetters
Kanpeki - Perfection
Reikan - the closest English word would be Inspiration, but it specifically refers to 'a divine creative impulse'
Sekkyo-sha - Preacher
Aijin - Lover
Kaen Hosha-ki - Flame Radiator (Flamer of Tzeentch)
Himeiwoageru - Which Screams (Screamer of Tzeentch)
Shikkan - Disease
Ai - Love
Zetsubo - Despair
Mi Haito - Undivided/Not Divided
Shibo - Aspiring
Koki - Exalted
Chakra no Bato - Coruscating Chakra/Chakra of Coruscation
Gyokai - Industry
In case someone somehow doesn't know, Hi - Fire
Don'yoku - Greed/Avarice
Yokuatsu - Tyranny/Oppression
Yami no Chichi - Father of Darkness/Dark Father
Raimeiton - Thunder Release, what Naruto has decided to name his mix of wind and lightning chakra
Shuryoju - Hunting Beasts (same word for plural or singular), an alternate name for Fiends of Slaanesh, best word I could find for them
Konton no Omo - Lord of Chaos
Kemonojin - a very jank way of translating Beastmen into Japanese, basically would mean Animal-Human
Gyumao - Ox Demon King
Eiyu - Hero
Gyumahime - Ox Demon Princess
Kajomahime - Excessive Demon Princess
Naruto sighed in exhaustion, pushing himself to the brink of blacking out training every day was one thing, but adding Kage Bunshin on that was another thing. He himself had said to train body and mind to excess, and the kinjutsu Kakashi had taught him and Sasuke definitely allowed that, but now the blonde had a migraine.
The horned blonde kept his eyes closed to keep the setting sun out of his eyes to provide some modicum of pain relief, the hermaphrodite trying to sort through the thoughts and feelings of his bunshin. Naruto wondered if he should probably go easy on the kage bunshin, with his enhanced senses even hearing someone approaching him caused his head to throb.
"Naruto-kun, are you okay?" Haku asked with a concerned tone, Maemi was sure Naruto was fine but let the two have their interaction.
Naruto managed not to groan at the sudden spike of pain caused by his enhanced hearing, "Kage Bunshin are awesome and terrifying." he muttered, mostly to himself, as his supposed slave approached.
Haku frowned as he checked Naruto's temperature with the back of his hand, "A mild fever, you must have pushed yourself too hard again." he muttered, "I should drag you home, but in your current state and how the girls are, you probably need rest away from home." he continued, "Wait here." he ordered as he disappeared with shunshin.
Naruto scoffed, he was not going anywhere soon. Although he couldn't deny Haku's words, the Hinata and Karin especially could be insatiable. Isaribi was the easiest to manage, Kin came a close second, and Tayuya was easy enough to palm off on someone else when she wanted punishment at least.
Haku returned with a damp cloth, colder than the river he'd used from his Hyoton chakra, and pressed it carefully to Naruto's forehead, "Thankfully, nothing serious enough to warrant Karin-chan, she'd probably give you an earful before fixing you up." the pretty boy mused quietly with a fond smile.
Naruto chuckled despite the pain, "You really are a softy." he pointed out with a cheeky grin. Only to wince as his nurse clapped, even without physically touching that had hurt, "How are you such a sadist when you're so soft?" he grumbled.
Haku smiled pleasantly, "I may take no joy in killing, but causing pain is different." he insisted, "The fact that a masochist like you looks so cute while in pain only fuels that side of me, I suppose." he mused idly, returning to nursing Naruto despite his words. The blonde would need the rest before returning home, an odd side effect of a harem.
Sasuke did not want to admit how long it took him to realize his team, his genin cell, were both technically receiving private training from two of the loyal remnants of the Densetsu no Sannin. The realization startled the Uchiha, who immediately asked why Aoki had not informed him. Apparently the Fearling didn't see the big deal, or realize how it was significant.
Sasuke made a mental note not to rely too heavily on Daemonic knowledge, ignoring how offended his Imp was as he considered how best to resolve his latest issue. Obviously complaining about it was pointless, it would only highlight how long it had taken him to realize. The Uchiha considered the Rasengan eventually, and realized that in a way he was taking some things through Naruto.
The issue with that idea was of course, continuing to share jutsu with the blonde. Sasuke did not desire to give away the strange jutsu that any ninso should be capable of, greedily intent on keeping them for himself to use as secret weapons. That did not actually leave him many jutsu to bargain with however, which left the Uchiha at a loss for how to resolve the situation.
Briefly, being trained by Orochimaru occurred to him, but he scoffed immediately. He could be cocky at times, but he'd have to be seriously mentally unbalanced to consider going to that S rank traitor. The fact the idea even occurred to him was a sign he probably was already a little unhinged, but he already suspected ninso marked by the Konton no Kami were twisted slightly, subtle and slowly but noticeable despite almost seeming like natural progression.
Aoki suggested the Uchiha just summon a Daemon to train him, "I can do that?" Sasuke asked, verbalizing his question from the surprise. According to the Fearling it was indeed possible, but the caution the Imp advised implied to the Uchiha it might not be a great idea. Sasuke decided he'd consider it later, after he exhausted what the Daemon within his Juin could help him learn.
The young Uchiha had been mostly self taught with pointers from instructors for a while anyway, Sakura clearly needed the help compared to him and Naruto was, well, Naruto was just weird. Sasuke held no illusions about the blonde Uzumaki, the hermaphrodite had been changed more drastically than any marked ninso since graduation when he had been the first marked by the Kami.
The Uchiha was somewhat grateful to the Uzumaki though, thanks to Naruto pulling the gaze of the ruinous powers to their world Sasuke had an opportunity. It wasn't much, but it was a leg up on Itachi. Also from the sounds of it Aoki probably saved his life, Orochimaru's Juin were apparently very dangerous.
"Sakura-sama, it is time to awaken again." Genkei informed, a little annoyed at acting as an alarm clock but he supposed he didn't need sleep like a mortal. His quiet insistence was a bit more effective than standard clocks too, which the pink haired kunoichi had promptly broken in a fit of rage at being awoken by such an annoying sound. She'd gone through a few clocks before Genkei had taken over.
Sakura groaned and rolled out of bed, "That Godaime Hokage is a damned slave driver." she bemoaned, the fact the training was showing far better effects than anything Kakashi ever taught her was the only reason she kept going back for more.
"I think your blonde teammate is technically the only slave owner in all of Konohagakure no Sato." Genkei pointed out as a dry retort.
"Figure of speech." Sakura retorted blandly, although Naruto technically owning slaves was a strange prospect that she still wasn't used to, "Although, yeah, I think all the spoils of war within Konoha were released as part of treaties." she mused, wondering how long it would take for Naruto grabbing nukenin to cause some kind of incident.
The kunoichi figured that would be a catalyst for some kind of war, but wasn't sure why she felt that. Surprisingly instead of purely fear, Sakura couldn't help a hint of excitement at wondering what a real war would be like. The skirmishes along their borders with Oto and Iwa were just that so far, more so with Otogakure as Iwa was a bit more careful. Not by enough to avoid getting caught obviously, but Iwa clearly was testing how well prepared for war Konoha was.
Sakura wondered if the Konton Gundan was acting as a deterrent against conflict, or a reason to escalate by other villages. There would be no way to tell until Kumogakure and Chigiri responded however, and Suna had already pledged assistance to Konoha as part of their surrender.
The Haruno girl knew she shouldn't be excited about war, all the older generation clearly had a dislike for war. Sakura couldn't understand why the thought of all out battle excited her so much, and the fact something that was supposed to be viewed as bad made her anticipate excitement was probably a bad thing but she couldn't bring herself to be concerned.
Sakura decided not to worry about it for now, she had training to do.
Isaribi sighed in content as she enjoyed the smell of her own cooking, sometimes she missed the ocean, but losing out on some salty air in exchange for the forests of Konoha was no contest. It helped that Naruto could afford a nice big bath, so the purple haired young woman could enjoy a clean hot bath every day. Sometimes multiple times a day if the fancy took her, she had never wanted for food but just having food ready for her instead of having to travel, trade, and fish for herself was nice too.
If there was one thing she'd change, Isaribi wished sometimes she could have the blonde for herself. She knew normally desiring a partner for a monogamous relationship was simply normal, but Naruto was strange enough that it actually felt selfish to try keeping him for herself. It helped that Haku was such a nice boy too, although he could be scary with the blonde at times the fact Naruto clearly enjoyed it assuaged any concerns.
Isaribi supposed Hinata was nice enough as well, although she wasn't sure how well she got along with the other girl. Kin, Karin, and Tayuya were also mysteries to her. The red head Uzumaki at least seemed nice, although she and the Hyuga also seemed understandably exasperated that Naruto had brought Isaribi home without consulting them.
Thankfully for the purple haired woman, the two kunoichi were surprisingly used to Naruto doing whatever he pleased. Tayuya made far less effort at playing nice with other members of the harem, but all of them knew she acted out intentionally for punishments she enjoyed. Isaribi idly wondered why they didn't just keep those 'punishments' as rewards and use punishments the dark-pink haired girl didn't enjoy as actual punishments, but she assumed there was something about the dynamic she simply wasn't understanding.
"Fuck!"
Speaking of the foul mouthed girl, Isaribi poked her head into the lounge area to see what had prompted the swear this time. The fact that it was just the former kunoichi cleaning her flute was confusing, "What happened?" Isaribi figured she should ask, as she couldn't see an issue.
"Fucking flute, hard to clean is all." Tayuya grumbled, cleaning the flute was the worst part of owning it in her opinion but it had to be done, "Wait, why?" she asked, wondering why the purple haired girl cared.
Isaribi raised an eyebrow, "You swore very loudly, I was making sure you're unharmed." she answered dryly.
"I swear, deal with it." Tayuya retorted with a shrug as she went back to cleaning.
Isaribi sighed, "I'm not indulging in punishing you," she retorted blandly, "go find Kin-san if you want that." she added as she went back to making dinner, smirking at the indignant sound that came from Tayuya at the implication.
Hinata hummed as she orally pleasured her future husband, it was a shame he couldn't return the favor, she knew it was a shame thanks to Karin, but his horns really did get in the way. Naruto made up for it in other ways, recently using chakra threads to caress erogenous zones. It took the white eyed kunoichi a bit longer than she'd like to admit to realize what he was doing, and when she did she released his still stiff penis from her mouth.
"Naruto-kun, are you training during sex?" Hinata asked dangerously, activating her Byakugan.
"Perhaps." Naruto answered with shifty eyes, he'd thought it was a great idea, and until she realized what was happening the Hyuga seemed to agree.
Hinata sighed and used two of her arms to lift Naruto's legs up from under his thighs, putting an end to the blowjob as she lubed up two fingers on her remaining third hand with her own saliva. The blonde didn't quite see what the punishment was, but he could tell the kunoichi intended to punish him somehow.
Being a masochist Naruto couldn't help but want to provoke the girl holding his legs up, but more importantly he was confused, "What? I thought you were enjoying the chakra threads?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.
His expression changed from confused to pleasured as Hinata slipped her lubed up fingers into him, "Sex time is relaxation time, not training time, Naruto-chan." she scolded gently, using her Byakugan to locate and tease Naruto's prostate gland, but instead of touching it relentlessly like when she was trying to pleasure him she kept her fingers tracing around it and barely touched it directly.
The effect was not entirely immediate, but it didn't take long for Naruto to be a moaning mess beneath the bio-electrical kunoichi. Hinata smirked as she kept it up, waiting for the blonde to apologize. He did not, and eventually the Hyuga realized her lover was enjoying the denial almost as much as he enjoyed actual orgasm.
Suppressing a sigh of defeat the kunoichi carefully measured her chakra for a very light Juken strike directly to the prostate, using her leverage on Naruto's legs to lift his hips as she did. This time the effect was immediate and the horned blonde's eyes rolled back as he shot his load all over himself.
"You're impossible to punish." Hinata lamented, there were advantages to her lover being a masochist, but him enjoying any attempts to punish him was not one of them. She did notice that all the teasing and foreplay had built up a rather sizeable but watery load to coat her future husband, which she decided was a good look for the hermaphrodite.
Naruto couldn't feel his legs, "I love you." he muttered breathlessly, his chest heaving and his face flushed. The fact his dick was kind of numb after that orgasm was a minor concern, but he figured he was probably fine.
Despite her complaints Hinata giggled, "I love you too, Naruto-kun." she responded happily, "No more training during sex though, or I'll make you watch us have fun without you." she threatened, pleased when the blonde nodded with a dazed expression, "Oh, also, you won't be able to get hard again until that tenketsu I hit recovers." she added idly as she cuddled up to the now alarmed blonde.
Naruto found that last bit of information disturbing, Hinata being able to give temporary erectile dysfunction on a whim was the scariest jutsu he had ever encountered. Feeling aroused and being unable to get hard was also a strange experience, thankfully the rest of his harem didn't mind overly. A few of them, especially Isaribi, might be a little disappointed though.
Kakashi decided to teach his genin shunshin, "Alright, aim yourselves away from anything until you get the hang of it." he ordered, "Back up further, Naru-chan." he added, waving for the blonde to back up further. This did not help and the blonde knocked himself out slamming into a tree, Sasuke scoffed at the display, "Sasuke-kun, thank you for volunteering to take your teammate to hospital." the jonin said with a smile under his mask.
Sasuke cursed before he moved to pick up the horned hermaphrodite, struggling to find a pose that wouldn't embarrass both of them. Eventually he gave up, summoned a disc, and forced that to carry Naruto for him. To his annoyance the strange Daemon was opposed to this idea, Aoki explained the Daemon would not carry a champion of another Kami.
The Uchiha's eye twitched and he activated his Sharingan, using genjutsu to force the Disc to do his will. Aoki was genuinely surprised that had worked, but kept quiet as the floating disc followed Sasuke to the hospital. Unsurprisingly, Naruto woke up on the way there, making the entire thing pointless, much to the annoyance of the Uchiha.
"Where am I?" Naruto asked groggily as he sat up and scratched the hair behind his second right horn.
Sasuke sighed, "You slammed into a tree, I knew you damaged it more than yourself with that thick skull." he informed in a slightly mocking tone.
"Thick with brain!" Naruto retorted, before he frowned at how bad that response had actually been, "Okay, my head does hurt though." he decided, hopping off the disc and stumbling towards his home.
Sasuke grabbed his arm and directed him towards the hospital, "I don't care how many nurses you live with, Kakashi told me to take you to the hospital." he explained.
"Karin-neechan can fix me up." Naruto insisted but his teammate ignored him, Sasuke was not going to be blamed for the blonde passing out on the way home from a concussion, "My magnificent self is too amazing to die." he added arrogantly.
Sasuke scoffed, "Too stupid to die maybe." he retorted with a smirk.
"No you!" Naruto retorted right back, his quips were quick but a bit lacking in bite. That was the main reason Sasuke was staying Kakashi's course, the blonde probably did have an actual concussion. Maemi's lack of insisting the blonde would be fine was another major factor.
"I do not care how differently built you are, you clearly have a concussion." Sasuke pointed out dryly.
"You have a concussion!" Naruto retorted and the Uchiha sighed again.
"You had a concussion." Shizune told a pouting blonde hermaphrodite dryly, the smug look on Sasuke faltered a bit as he registered the past tense, "You're fine to go home though." the iryonin added with a shrug, "You need a way bigger clearing for practicing Shunshin no Jutsu for the sounds of it, and you need to use way less chakra." she added.
Maemi was relieved by that, head injuries were not something she was confident about. The Imp wondered if she should get the blonde to get a custom helmet, but it would likely be a waste. If Naruto grew more horns or something else, it would need to be replaced. His mane of hair also made a helmet impractical unfortunately, and cutting it would be an insult to Slaanesh.
Naruto was about to leave, "Actually, Naruto-kun, while you're here I might as well give you a more thorough check up." Shizune added, "I should be familiar with your altered body structure, it sounds like some boons might be harder to detect than others." she explained, having heard about the more subtle ones Kakashi noticed.
Shizune began diagnostics after Sasuke left and the horned blonde got naked, but was surprised by what she found. Naruto's musculature was not normal, even discounting his bestial legs the blonde's body was far more developed than it should be for his age. The woman was confused by this, she knew he trained but the human body could only develop so much with training alone which implied a lot of the musculature change was boons.
"What is all this?" Shizune wondered out loud, her confusion concerning Naruto as she traced his muscles with a glowing green hand.
Maemi understood the confusion well enough, "Naruto-sama was gifted with enhanced speed and agility." she explained vaguely.
Shizune nodded in understanding since that would explain the strange musculature of the young blonde, "But still..." she murmured, failing to hide the concern in her tone. She noticed Naruto becoming agitated by her concern and pulled back to consider what she'd found, "Is this safe?" she asked suddenly.
Maemi hadn't expected that question, "Nothing is truly safe." she answered vaguely, wanting to understate the dangers of the ruinous powers, "Naruto-sama will be fine." she added with more confidence.
Shizune still looked worried, "But, if his body is this developed at this age, there's no room to grow." she pointed out, "Naruto-kun shouldn't have this kind of body until he's fifteen at the earliest." she explained, wondering if the Daemon simply misunderstood human biology.
"Naruto-sama is fully grown already." Maemi answered, startling the woman and surprising the blonde.
"Wait, this is as tall as I get?" Naruto asked with a slight pout, the iryonin present was a little exasperated that he was concerned by that of all things.
Maemi couldn't help but giggle at his concern, "Not quite!" she answered in a sing song tone, "Boons could still increase your height, but physically speaking your body has been matured by the various boons." she explained.
"Your height is fine, Naruto-kun." Shizune assured with a sigh, "However, physically aging someone with 'boons' doesn't sound very good." she pointed out.
Maemi shrugged, "Naruto-kun will be fine." she reiterated plainly, "Trust in Slaanesh-sama." she added, knowing that the woman being marked would help make that statement stick.
Shizune did find herself relaxing at the words, a glance down at her restored left arm, even tipped with a scything chitinous claw as it was she was grateful for it. The tentacle was useful too but it definitely would have been more convenient if it remained an arm, but the transmutation from arm to tentacle had technically been her own fault.
Naruto cleared his throat to pull the dark haired woman from her thoughts, "So, my magnificent self enjoys being naked in front of attractive nurses and all, but is the check up over?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.
Shizune flushed at the compliment, "Yes, you may leave," she answered, "sorry about that Naruto-kun." she added with another worried look.
Naruto grinned in response, "Don't worry about it, like Maemi-chan said, I'll be fine!" he assured cheerfully as he started to get dressed. The jonin woman glanced back down at her left arm again, the claw replacing her hand was still confusing.
As the blonde genin left Shizune wondered what the point of giving a claw to a healer was, it was too large for precision surgery despite the sharpness being comparable to a scalpel. Also at the end of the day it was chitin, far too brittle for combat against weaponry until she got better at chakra nagashi.
Sasuke's eye twitched, by the time he returned from taking Naruto to hospital Sakura had learned the Shunshin no Jutsu. Kakashi noticed the agitation of his male student and figured he should say something, "Those with low starting chakra reserves tend to have good control, but good control also comes with practice." he began, "Training up stamina is far easier than training control," he added, "good control can keep up with untrained power, but honed power will usually win out so you should both train hard." he finished.
Sakura frowned at the lecture, not sure if she was being praised or not. Sasuke considered it and shrugged, he was already training control anyway. Kakashi noticed the confusion of his two present genin, but was unsure of how to explain it clearer. The jonin supposed they seemed to understand the gist of it at least.
Naruto decided to check around for a bigger training ground to practice shunshin, and upon finding one he lined himself up so he was as far as possible from any obstacle, the closest being a river that was even further than the tree he'd initially hit. With a tiger hand seal the blonde focused, using as little chakra as he could the horned genin still tripped over the edge of the river and into the water.
Naruto dragged himself out of the river quickly, hacking up some water he'd inhaled from the shock of slamming into the water, "How is the chakra control of my magnificent self so bad!?" he complained loudly, he'd trained harder on chakra control than anything. His iryo ninjutsu was still borderline non-existent even though he was learning the more mundane iryojutsu, but that was basically just first aid anyway.
Maemi sighed at the irritated question, "You just have a lot of chakra, and it's powerful." she explained, "Think of it like," she struggled to think of an analogy he'd understand, "the difference between real broth for proper ramen and boiled water for cup ramen." she decided to stick with his obsessions, "Most chakra is just regular water, some might have extra minerals or chemicals, or even thickness, but yours is like gourmet bone broth." she explained.
Naruto seemed quite pleased with that explanation, "Wow, my magnificent self sure is awesome." he laughed happily.
Maemi nodded in agreement, "Yeah, but have you ever seen what happens to bone broth when it's cooled?" she asked, predictably the blonde shook his head, "It thickens up, it doesn't flow like a liquid as much, becoming more like gelatin." she explained, "Basically you need to warm up more to get your chakra flowing, expend some chakra before practicing. For most people this would be a waste, but your chakra is so damn near infinite that you pretty much need to."
Naruto nodded slowly, "I think I get it, so because my chakra is so much more potent than others, I need to work harder at control, right?" he asked, and a pleased Muse nodded with a happy grin. Maemi was surprised he picked that up so well, why the blonde could only understand metaphors when they were ramen based was still a mystery to her though.
With that explanation Naruto made fifty-four kage bunshin and had them practice shunshin, turning the training ground into a blur of orange and purple as the kimono clad horned genin trained excessively. Maemi grinned at that, confident that her mortal master would match S rank opponents soon. Surely one of them would be worth Apotheosis, but the Muse could be patient as Naruto's vitality should hold for far longer than any normal person.
On her way home Karin noticed a crowd outside of the Uzumaki home, wondering what was going on she approached quietly and listened, "Damned brat hording slaves like this, makes our home look as bad as places like Chigiri or Iwa." one of the people murmured to another, the sentiment apparently being shared among the crowd.
Karin hadn't considered that some might take unkindly to Naruto's habit of grabbing spoils of war, but he hadn't broken any law to her knowledge so she wondered what the big deal was. Then she remembered Haku, the red haired iryonin hoped it hadn't gotten out that the pretty boy wasn't actually a spoil of war but in fact a purchase.
Isaribi had apparently been the one to answer the door, the poor girl looked flustered and scared, "No, I'm not a slave, and I'm not being forced to lie, please leave." she requested, hiding slightly behind the door. Karin wondered where Haku was, she supposed he must be out since he had not been the one to answer the door.
"Come on young lady, you don't need to be afraid," A woman tried to soothe the bandaged young woman, "you're covered in bandages." she added with a frown, "We should get you to a medical specialist." she urged.
"I live with iryonin, and another comes by to train them and check on Hanako-san." Isaribi responded, unaware she should just shut the door on them. Karin started to move around the crowd, annoyed at the intrusion.
"Not an iryonin, a real doctor!" The woman insisted, a man standing beside her nodding. The man got Karin's attention, while the woman was plainly dressed in worn clothes, his clothes were clearly new. The kunoichi wondered who he was, able to ascertain easily that he was a ringleader of sorts.
Hinata came to the door to see what the fuss was, "Isaribi-chan, who are all these people?" she asked, concerned for the clearly agitated purple haired young woman.
"You don't have to answer to her!" The same woman insisted again, the crowd nodding along.
Isaribi moved to hide behind Hinata, "They think I'm a slave, and that you're abusing me." she answered sadly, upset with the accusations towards people who treated her so well. She was convinced that if the people saw under the bandages they'd want to hurt her instead of help her.
Hinata crossed two of her arms, resting the third on her hip, "Really now, how rude." she muttered, "You should all disperse, you're trespassing on clan property." she warned the crowd, "Do not make me protect my home and family from a bunch of civilians." she added dangerously.
"You call slaves family?" The strangely well dressed man asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Isaribi-chan isn't even a slave!" Hinata insisted hotly, "Now get off my future husband's property!" she demanded as she activated her Byakugan, a show of intimidation that sent a few members of the crowd some steps back.
Karin took the opportunity to hop up over the crowd and land besides Hinata, "She's right, Isaribi-chan was invited to live here by Naruto-niichan. You might consider her a ward of the Uzumaki clan, but she's actually an adult woman who lives here because she wishes to." the iryonin explained.
"Like the other ward, a Hanako Kaguya who was wounded being captured by Naruto Uzumaki?" The well dressed man asked, surprising the girls with how well informed he was, "By rights, she should be turned over to Kirigakure no Sato, however she is kept as a ward because Naruto Uzumaki attempted to capture her as a slave." he pointed out as he pulled out a card, "I am Nagi, of the Daimyo's court of Hi no Kuni." he introduced, "I have reason to believe this Naruto Uzumaki is engaging in human trafficking."
A scoff surprised the man and he glanced up at the roof to see Tayuya, dressed in her usual attire, "As if, he wouldn't have kept me around so long if he was just going to sell me to some rich pervert like you." she accused lightly, smirking at the irritated look of the man, "I'm happy with the rich pervert who currently owns me, and I'm not for sale." she added dryly.
Nagi cleared his throat, "Your name?" he queried politely.
"Mind your fucking business, Daimyo's dog." Tayuya spat, having no respect for court officials, "Now beat it, or those of us who are actually spoils of war will show you why you shouldn't intrude on shinobi business." she warned, unafraid to level the crowd with her killing intent as Hinata was hesitant to do.
The crowd took more steps back, a few at the back wisely slinking away already. Nagi surprisingly held his ground, "In accordance with the law, spoils of war are the property of the shinobi, samurai, or even ashigaru, that claimed them." he agreed, "However, I have reason to believe Naruto Uzumaki has purchased-" he began to accuse.
"If you don't fuck off I'll prove to you the hard way why he needed to claim me in combat." Tayuya interrupted, cracking her knuckles dangerously.
"Tayuya, no." Hinata scolded, "Naruto-kun might get in trouble if you beat this fool within an inch of his life." she warned, "Unless I tell you to because I feel threatened that he has yet to vacate the premises." she added, turning a glare on the man.
Nagi began to sweat, he had not expected slaves to side with their masters in such a situation. The dwindling remains of the crowd seemed confused as well, but as a koto started playing their eyes glazed over and they wandered away, leaving the court official alone. Without the backing of a crowd of righteously indignant witnesses, Nagi decided to leave as well without further words.
Isaribi sighed in relief, "I don't like answering the door." she decided, leaning against Hinata as she relaxed.
Tayuya scoffed, "Ask someone else to do it next time, weaklings shouldn't be answering the door of a shinobi household anyway." she scolded, the purple haired young woman looked annoyed at the insult but she didn't disagree.
Tsunade stared down Nagi, a courtier from the Hi no Kuni Daimyo's court. She didn't know much about him, he was a plain man with short black hair and brown eyes, no real distinguishing features. If he had the training he might make a good shinobi, but a Hyuga within her Anbu informed her his keirakukei was not developed enough for that.
The real issue was that the courtier had entered the village without announcing himself ahead of time as nobles usually did, so that he could gather a mob and accuse one of her ninja of illicit deeds. Technically the man was actually right, but Tsunade was not about to let the man know this, "Such an accusation, baseless as it is, reflects poorly on Daimyo-sama's court." she said plainly.
Nagi bowed, "I have no desire to reveal my sources, I must protect their identities in this." he said politely, "Merely know that I am investigating with the authority of the Daimyo behind me, and he knows where I am and what I am doing." he added, the warning was clear, if the courtier went missing Naruto and Konoha would take the blame.
"Your sources were false." Tsunade lied bluntly, "Naruto Uzumaki has taken spoils of war in accordance with old traditions. As you likely saw his prisoners, if they can even be called that, are quite protective of their new home and master." she explained plainly, "I will be sending a message to Daimyo-sama ahead of you, making my displeasure of your tactics clear."
"Were the tactics I employed not used by shinobi regularly?" Nagi asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Not against allies." Tsunade snapped as she penned her note.
Nagi narrowed his eyes at that, "Allies?" he questioned, "You are the Hokage of Konohagakure no Sato, your power and ability is obviously respected," he began, "however shinobi villages are in service to Daimyo-sama, not alliance." he pointed out, "Do not presume yourself to be Daimyo-sama's equal." he warned.
Tsunade reigned in her temper, "Of course." she agreed in level tones, "However such things cause Daimyo-sama to lose face in the eyes of the people. A courtier should be more careful of such things." she warned the arrogant courtier.
Nagi made no physical reaction, "A lord does not lose face in the eyes of peasants." he said arrogantly, Tsunade decided not to bother further with the man. Although he would likely become a problem in future, the courtier would clearly not survive what Naruto was slowly becoming.
Tsunade wondered if she should remove such a problem before she resigned, but knew it would be suspicious if he died so soon after antagonizing Konoha. Nagi would learn eventually that shinobi kept grudges though, likely the last lesson the courtier would ever learn.
Asuma wished he'd had a cigarette before meeting with the Godaime Hokage, he wasn't sure what she wanted though so he assumed making her wait for him to smoke was a bad idea. He was comfortable with smoking in front of his father when the old man wore the hat, but Tsunade was an iryonin.
Seeing her pouring a cup of sake had him fish a cigarette out, "Asuma-san, you worked as a guard for the Daimyo, didn't you?" the Hokage asked suddenly, although with the kanji for fire on his waistcloth it seemed a rhetorical question.
The Sarutobi took a moment to light his cigarette as he considered how to answer, "Well, that was a while ago. Why?" he asked, curious as to what the Hokage wanted to know.
"Nagi, a courtier, did you know him?" Tsunade asked, straight to the point.
Asuma raised an eyebrow, "No last name?" he questioned and the blonde woman shook her head in the negative, "Hm, doesn't ring a bell. I guess he must be new. Something happen?" he asked.
Tsunade frowned, "I'll just say he caused a stir in our humble little village lately, he seems a bit lacking in true etiquette." she answered, "Also, a damned fool, arrogant too." she added idly.
Asuma chuckled, "Yeah, sounds like a courtier. Those in the courts of the Daimyo of the Shinobi Godaikoku are particularly bold." he explained, remembering his days in the Shugonin Junishi, "Especially the young ones, they usually learn better if they live to about my age." he added idly.
Tsunade smirked at the 'if' as she had similar thoughts, "That will be all then, I was just curious." she said, she had no intention of doing anything about the man yet.
Naruto frowned as he and Haku listened to the account of what was essentially a mob harassing Isaribi, "Why don't they just mind their business?" he wondered, clearly annoyed by the trespass from the courtier.
Karin sighed, she agreed but at the same time, "They think they're doing the right thing, slavery is considered morally wrong." she pointed out, "They have no idea how well you treat the girls you supposedly enslaved." she explained, although she clearly didn't like it either.
Naruto frowned, the more he learned of courts and politics the more annoyed he was, "Why do shinobi have to answer to them anyway? By what right do they get to make rules?" he grumbled, even Hinata wasn't really sure how to answer that.
Maemi couldn't suppress a grin, "The right of might, his family achieved nobility status by conquering land in the past through use of shinobi, samurai, and other soldiers." she explained plainly, "Simply put, he rules because of the actions of his ancestors, as do most Daimyo." she added, "However, I count at least three Daimyo who owe their nations to you, Naruto-sama." she finished with a smirk.
Naruto's eyes widened as he considered that, he hadn't considered that the female Daimyo he helped would have lost their right to rule without his might, "It was my job to help them." he pointed out, although he looked thoughtful.
"Were it your job, would you have helped Koyuki-chan's uncle instead?" Maemi asked, already knowing the answer.
As expected Naruto scoffed at the very idea, "No way, he was a jerk. Helping scum like that would be imperfect, Koyuki-chan may have been a bit cold but she got her house in order eventually." he answered.
Maemi grinned, "So just keep trusting your instincts, Naruto-sama." she assured, "In a way, your will is the will of Slaanesh-sama in this world." she praised, intentionally inflating his ego and sowing seeds for a separate right to rule. A divine right to rule, something the various shinobi nations seemed oddly lacking in.
After all, in the eyes of a Daemon like Maemi, no mortal had more right to rule than one directly chosen by Slaanesh. Naruto was not only marked, but already had two pairs of horns. Soon the blonde may even learn exactly how accurate a title like Kajomahime might be.
Champion Index: For those curious I take these boons from various editions and lore of Warhammer, but mostly they come from Tome of Corruption from the second edition of Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay made by Fantasy Flight Games.
On another note I'll condense it a bit more from now on, this seems like a long sections, so I won't do every champion every time.
Naruto's Mark of Slaanesh is integrated into the Fuin that holds Kurama, currently he wears a purple skintight outfit similar to Lee and Gai under his orange kimono, he still wears the white haori with the kanji for Kajo/Excess on the back. His kimono has a modified Uzumaki clan symbol, the white spiral being inside of a symbol of Slaanesh, on the left shoulder. His hitai-ate remains over his forehead, a pair of leather arm guards cover the backs of his forearms and hands, and a curious ivory hunting horn covered in dull red runes hangs from his belt alongside a gourd of potent alcohol.
Naruto wears the lightning blades, Kiba, on his back with a leather harness, and four swords in a purple sash around his waist. Katana and wakizashi on his left hip, ninjato and tachi on his back. As the weather in Konoha has heated up he's forgone pants, and uses leg warmers to cover up more weights he got from Maito Gai.
His first mutation was merely cosmetic, his irides turned purple, since then he has gained the ability to hear the Song of Battle, become a hermaphrodite, grown a pair of forward curving bovine horns, his hair grew to be a mane, his teeth grew another pair of canines that are like fangs, his senses were heightened, a venom gland grew in connected to the aforementioned fangs, he gained a chakra affinity that combined with his existing affinity to create a new Kekkei Genkai, all of his facial blemishes were removed to make him more alluring, a bone formed under his ribs which can vibrate to simulate a purring sound to mildly invigorate his healing factor, bone spurs originally grew from his heels but since his legs became more animal-like they became more akin to hidden claws, his musculature has been enhanced to promote agility and speed, his absorbing of the Hoshi chakra has granted this strange power to Slaanesh and thus connected his soul more directly to Slaanesh, and finally a second pair of upward curving horns have grown in behind the first pair.
Sasuke's Mark of Tzeentch is on the back of his neck, integrated into the Juin that Orochimaru attempted to give him. His outfit is a little tattered lately from his wings and bird foot, but he covers it with a cloak. Due to feathers coming from his brow covering his forehead like a crest, his hitai-ate has shifted to hang around his neck. He hides much under his cloak, but carries a wooden staff. In his left eye socket is a golden false eye with the symbol of Tzeentch, as he fused his eyes together to form an evolved Sharingan.
Sasuke's first boon could be said to be the Conjoined Familiar, Aoki, a Fearling that teaches and advises him. A feathered head crest keeps sweat out of his eyes, his left leg is like that of a great raven, his chakra reserves and intelligence were both boosted, he is somehow capable of thinking faster than should be possible, his limbs were made more elastic, he gained the ability to split off into smaller physical copies of himself but it seems inferior to the famed Kage Bunshin so far, and finally as mentioned a pair of dark blue feathered wings sprung from his back which are capable of converting his chakra to wind for him to allow flight despite not having hollow bones.
Sakura's Mark of Khorne is on her massive forehead, under her hitai-ate. Her outfit hasn't changed much, mostly she's just added extra armor, a happuri to her hitai-ate, small pauldrons, chain arm guards, and metal shin guards are clearly visible. She's also gotten obviously more muscular and grown well, she carries a black round shield and a war axe with a flame shaped peen. She lost her left arm in a fight recently.
Sakura's first boon was in fact an immense bloodlust that overtook her reason until she learned to control it, next she got the more noticeable and useful Brass Choker that resists ninjutsu and negates genjutsu. Her blood was turned molten, you could say the iron content went up, and her soul was directly connected to Khorne's realm to let her unleash Daemonic intent to kill and makes her pupils glow with the flames of Khorne's realm. She also grew a dog tail, her skin turned brass, thorns emerged from under this brass skin which can be thrown like weak shuriken, and when she killed the man who disarmed her of her left arm a Daemonic arm that turns her chakra to heat grew from the stump.
Shino's Mark of Nurgle is on the left side of his chest, outwardly he hasn't changed too much as he hides the necrotic hole in his stomach under a green haramaki which is further hidden under his usual outfit.
The Aburame heir has gotten bigger kikaichu with necrotic venom and a horn like that of a rhinoceros beetle, but that seems to be all for Shino so far.