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Disclaimer: I don't own either of the franchise
Mario is owned by Nintendo
Killer Instinct is owned by Microsoft
Danganronpa is owned by Kazutaka Kodaka
DEATH BATTLE is owned by Rooster Teeth
(Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston)
Boomstick: Who doesn't like dinosaurs? No one, cause they're awesome?
"You know I loved dinosaurs! Dinosaurs are awesome!" Masaru exclaimed
"Me too, especially the cuddly adorbs kind." Kotoko responded
"It's almost difficult to be disliking dinosaurs." Hifumi stated
Wiz: Like Yoshi, Mario's happy-go-lucky steed.
Boomstick: And Riptor, the Dino Warrior with a Killer Instinct.
"A battle between two kickass dinosaurs." Akane exclaimed
"You know, I've been thinking about owning a dinosaur." Monokuma suggested
"But Pops, they're extinct." Monosuke informed
"Yeah, they only existed over a millions years ago." Monotaro said
"I know that, but I meant by doing a proper work on making one if you know what I'm saying." Monokuma replied as the Monokubs nodded as they now understand
Wiz: I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
"Yoshi is a dinosaur from the Mario franchise who assists Mario and Luigi as their sidekick. Riptor is from an fighting game called 'Killer Instinct'. The two words of the title means aggressive tenacious urge for domination in a struggle to attain a set goal." Chiaki contributed
"So what you're saying is the characters in the game are fighting to achieve their own goals for their own reasonings?" Fuyuhiko asked
"Yeah, that's basically what Killer Instinct is all about." Chiaki replied
YOSHI
(Cues: Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island - Flower Garden Theme)
Wiz: Yoshi is a cheerful and friendly dinosaur whose race happens to be among Bowser's most hated enemies. Why?
Boomstick: Cause they're so goddamn happy all the time!
"Of course, though it pisses me off just listening to them laugh or sing." Juzo mentioned
"The same goes for me too. Seeing those dino brats having a good time together is my least favorite thing I wanted them to do." Monokuma agreed with an irritated expression and his claws out
BACKGROUND
Bowser's first nemesis
High, strong jumps
Can resist knock-back
Naturally skilled in basic combat & speed
Constantly followed by incredibly happy music
Wiz: Yoshi is considered one of the fastest characters in the Mario universe and has a higher and stronger jump than Mario.
"If Yoshi can leap higher than Mario, then how high can Mario jump?" Yasuhiro wondered
"Hmmm... despite weighing about 200lbs, I say that he jumps high enough to leap onto blocks and trees." Chiaki answered
Wiz: Despite his cute and cheery demeanor, Yoshi's powerful enough to put down this goliath single-handedly. He's able to keep up with experienced fighters like Solid Snake, Link, and even previous DEATH BATTLE! champion, Samus Aran.
Some of the audiences were amazed for a cute dinosaur to hold his own against the elite and experienced fighters like Samus who was recently analyzed since the first episode.
"Hey, are those other two fighters may be in the show as well?" Mahiru asked, pointing out to Snake and Link
"They'll later appear in the later episodes of the show... I think. Also for Yoshi to fighting against other video games characters like Snake, Link and Samus, that game of course is Super Smash Bros." Chiaki confirmed
"Wait, isn't that a crossover fighting game where it features a bunch of video game characters from their own franchises?" Nekomaru asked
"That's right. It's by far one of the biggest crossover game we have ever seen." Chiaki replied
Boomstick: And either he doesn't have any ears or he's really freakin' patient, 'cause he somehow put up with that whiny-ass Baby Mario!
Most of the audiences were annoyed and couldn't take it by hearing all that crying from baby Mario.
"Ughhhh, that baby's whiny-ass bitching crying is annoying me the fuck out!" Miu complained
"Trust me when I said, we're gonna have that stuck to our fucking head just thinking about it!" Fuyuhiko reassured
"I'm not gonna even play that Yoshi's Island 2 game or whatever if that's where baby Mario's crying is coming from." Kaito bickered
Boomstick: If it were me, someone would've found him in a dumpster after the first level!
Some of the crowd were shocked to hear Boomstick saying that bluntly.
"Okay, I know babies could be annoying, but that's not the kind of method that I would do in the first place!" Hajime said
"It's look as though if he wants to die." Maki hissed
Boomstick: Also, while young Yoshis are dumb enough to run off cliffs, they learn quickly over time, eventually driving go-karts, playing sports and surviving the greatest death trap ever created: Mario Party!
"It's ironic that the Yoshis first came off as feebleminded dinosaurs, but eventually they quickly learn to adapt to things and situations that they were in over time." Keebo stated
"I rather be stuck in a killing game than being invited to a party of death." Kazuichi said, already paled-looking
"Me too." Yasuhiro agreed
"Mario Party..." Chiaki said
"A party you said? Puhuhuhuhu... in that case, I shall plan my own party sometimes later and I'm gonna call it "Monokuma's Party of Despair." Monokuma suggested
"To hell with your despicable party plans!" Akane exclaimed
YOSHI EGGS
Maneuverable Projectiles
Light-Weight
Can carry up to 6
Different Eggs Create Different Effects
Made from the Souls of Devoured Enemies (Some were creeped out by this)
Wiz: Yoshi has a large arsenal of eggs to use as lightweight projectiles and can even create a giant egg shell to use as an all-encompassing shield.
"I see, Yoshi creates eggs and throw them as projectiles and hides in the egg as a shield. Wait, that means he's using his babies as weapons?!" Komaru said, horrified
"Not necessarily, there is still more info regarding to the eggs." Korekiyo replied
"Hold on, if Yoshi can make babies, then wouldn't Yoshi be a 'she' instead of calling it a 'he'?" Miu asked
"No, I don't think that's the case here." Chiaki answered
Boomstick: What is it with creatures from the Mario universe using their babies as weapons? Is it that effective? I'm gonna have to test this out. Maybe some sort of Baby Launcher...
"Don't even think about it!" Some of the audiences shouted in rage
"As I expected from adults, using newborn kids as projectiles is unforgivable!" Nagisa bickered
"That's literally abusing children!" The Imposter bickered
"That not gentlemanly at all!" Gonta shouted
"It's too cruel to do such a thing." Sonia said
"Yeah, that's just fucked up to even come up with that!" Kazuichi affirmed
Wiz: Boomstick! That's a terrible idea!
"Exactly like Wiz just said!" Kazuichi added
Wiz: Any time you'd want to reload, you'd have to wait nine months.
"Or not... you know what, I take back of what I say for agreeing with Wiz." Kazuichi rebutted
"Noted." Kyoko replied as most of them lost their respect towards Wiz for indicating the improper info
Wiz: Anyway, Yoshi's greatest asset is his stomach.
"What about it's stomach?" Akane wondered
"You'll see what they mean." Chiaki replied
DIGESTIVE SYSTEM
Long, Stretchy Tongue
Can eat almost anything (Akane can extend to that)
Can Get Special Abilities or Produce Eggs
Can Trap Enemies in Eggs
Has Trouble Swallowing Koopa Shells
Boomstick: Yeah, Yoshi's got a bad eating problem and devours everything in sight with his long stretchy tongue. He can swallow almost anything, even fire.
"Damn, that dino dude can eat almost pretty much anything like me!" Akane interrogated
"It's true, Yoshi can swallow up food, objects, animals, people and even fire." Chiaki added a bit more info about Yoshi's digestive system.
"H-his stomach really i-is amazing." Mikan complimented the dinosaur
"Here's a tip, shut your damn mouth you ugly pig barf and stop commenting about someone's stomach!" Hiyoko chastised
"Eeeeeek! I'm sorry for making a comment!" Mikan apologized
"I don't want to get swallow up if he or she ever existed!" Yasuhiro shuddered
"Neither do I!" Toko joined in too
Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. Yoshi has the strangest digestive system I've ever come across. Certain meals can grant him special abilities. Otherwise, after consuming a foe or item, Yoshi... uh... ejects an egg spawned from the subject. The egg may have special properties from said object, or contain the victim within.
"So it gains some special abilities after eating some special meals and even ejects eggs after eating someone or an object." Sayaka reassured as Chiaki nodded as she was correct on her statement
"The additional effects are also what makes the eggs more versatile and reliable." Makoto informed
Boomstick: Wait, is that how he makes eggs?! Are there any female Yoshis?
"Are there any girls of Yoshi instead of degenerates?!" Tenko wondered
Wiz: I don't think they're male or female. Yoshis may be asexual.
"That's another way of saying they're genderless." Maki conceded
"Point taken then." Tenko concurred
Boomstick: That poor miserable creature.
Yoshi: Oh ho ho, Yoshi got right stuff!
Being a cute dino friend of Mario, Yoshi is a formidable fighter with some interesting abilities like devouring almost anything that he finds or an incoming projectiles that comes at his way.
The next combatant is a large red raptor with a yellow underbelly, large tail and even wrist cuffs on its arms.
RIPTOR
(Cues: Killer Instinct - Riptor's Theme)
BACKGROUND
Height: 7'0"
Weight: 700 Ibs.
Genetically Engineered
Designed to be Smart and Vicious, but Backfired
Only 4 Years Old, so has Little Combat Training
Wiz: Riptor was genetically engineered by Ultratech to be the perfect combination of human intelligence and animal brutality.
"I must say, this 'Ultratech' must have used some impressive advanced technology to create an intelligent raptor." Byakuya remarked
"If this raptor was untamed, then it would killed its creator right away without hesitation!" Mukuro conceded
"Puhuhu, I like the sound of brutality there." Monokuma cackled
COMBAT
Tooth, Claw and Tail
Fiery Acid Projectile
Rushes Opponents with Combos
Boomstick: His tools of death are his teeth, claws, and impaling tail, and he knows how to use them well, pulling off insanely bloody combos. And when he's not fighting up close, he can spit a fiery acid!
"Ooh, that acid looks painful!" Aoi said
"Now that's a raptor I want to own!" Monokuma approved
"Ugh, I don't even want to face to be burned up by that acid spit cause then that would make my face uglier than Mikan's." Hiyoko said, grossed out anticipating her face getting torn if she was scorched by acid.
Wiz: Riptor's only four years old and yet, already, he's a nearly unstoppable killing machine.
"Damn, that's one savage raptor. A little, yet savage, kickass raptor!" Leon considered
Boomstick: That's one ass-kicking toddler!
"I just said that dude." Leon responded, slightly annoyed
Wiz: He has reached a point where his human emotion and reasoning conflict with his predatory instincts, often confusing him to the blind point of rage and aggression.
"He hardly makes any tactics while fighting, how unfortunate for this savage velociraptor." Sonia said
VELOCIRAPTOR INSTINCTS
Brutal and Cunning
First Incapacitates Victims
Hunted in Packs
Stealthy
Alone, they rushed and Overpowered Opponents
Boomstick: Riptor may look, sound, and act like a velociraptor, but he's really something else entirely. He's twice as big and twice as slow, and I don't think velociraptors could shoot acid. They were awesome enough without it! With a limited amount of combat training, Riptor relies on his raptor instincts in a fight. Raptors were pack hunters, preferring to plague their victims with stealth, speed, and secrecy, though they were no pushovers by themselves. On their own, they usually just rush their opponent and overpower them with ultra combos, and if "Jurassic Park" has taught us anything, it's that raptors are clever sons of bitches!
Most were surprised by Boomstick's knowledge of dinosaurs.
"Wow, I didn't think Boomstick would know so much about dinosaurs." Kaito spoke up
"Yeah, and here I thought he was some perverted idiot, but he must've been doing his homework on certain topics." Kokichi suggested
"Especially dinosaurs." Hifumi added
"Then again, velociraptors may appear to be mindless, but their intellect is impressive and sharp." Kirumi stated
Wiz: Wow, Boomstick, I didn't know you knew so much about dinosaurs.
Boomstick: Yeah, I always wanted me a pet raptor. I was gonna call him Barney after I found out what irony was.
Killer instinct announcer: Supreme victory!
Riptor feasts on the remains of what used to be a challenger.
Riptor is a savage velociraptor who is prepared for anything in the fight. Monokuma likes the fact about Riptor being a cunning brutal fighter and wants to own a raptor just like her.
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! Let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
VOTES
Makoto Naegi: YOSHI
Kyoko Kirigiri: YOSHI
Byakuya Togami: RIPTOR
Aoi Asahina: YOSHI
Yasuhiro Hagakure: YOSHI
Toko Fukawa/Genocide Jack: RIPTOR/RIPTOR
Sayaka Maizono: YOSHI
Mukuro Ikusaba: YOSHI
Leon Kuwata: RIPTOR
Chihiro Fujisaki: YOSHI
Mondo Owada: RIPTOR
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: YOSHI
Hifumi Yamada: RIPTOR
Celestia Ludenberg: RIPTOR
Sakura Ogami: YOSHI
Junko Enoshima: RIPTOR
Hajime Hinata/Izuru Kamakura: YOSHI/RIPTOR
Kazuichi Soda: YOSHI
Sonia Nevermind: YOSHI
Akane Owari: RIPTOR
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: RIPTOR
The Imposter: YOSHI
Teruteru Hanamura: RIPTOR
Mahiru Koizumi: YOSHI
Peko Pekoyama: YOSHI
Ibuki Mioda: YOSHI
Hiyoko Saionji: YOSHI
Mikan Tsumiki: YOSHI
Nekomaru Nidai: RIPTOR
Gundham Tanaka: YOSHI
Nagito Komaeda: YOSHI
Chiaki Nanami: YOSHI
Shuichi Saihara: YOSHI
Himiko Yumeno: YOSHI
Maki Harukawa: RIPTOR
Rantaro Amami: YOSHI
Kaede Akamatsu: YOSHI
Ryoma Hoshi: RIPTOR
Kirumi Tojo: RIPTOR
Angie Yonaga: YOSHI
Tenko Chabashira: YOSHI
Korekiyo Shinguji: RIPTOR
Miu Iruma: RIPTOR
Gonta Gokuhara: YOSHI
Kokichi Oma: RIPTOR
Kaito Momota: RIPTOR
Tsumugi Shirogane: YOSHI
K1-B0: YOSHI
Komaru Naegi: YOSHI
Haiji Towa: RIPTOR
Monaca Towa: YOSHI
Kotoko Utsugi: YOSHI
Masaru Daimon: RIPTOR
Jataro Kemuri: RIPTOR
Nagisa Shingetsu: RIPTOR
Kyosuke Munakata: YOSHI
Ryota Mitarai: YOSHI
Chisa Yukizome: YOSHI
Daisaku Bandai: YOSHI
The Great Gozu: RIPTOR
Kazuo Tengan: YOSHI
Seiko Kimura: RIPTOR
Sonosuke Izayoi: RIPTOR
Koichi Kizakura: YOSHI
Miaya Gekkogahara: YOSHI
Ruruka Ando: RIPTOR
Juzo Sakakura: RIPTOR
Monokuma: RIPTOR
Usami: YOSHI
Monokid: RIPTOR
Monosuke: RIPTOR
Monodam: YOSHI
Monophanie: YOSHI
Monotaro: YOSHI
YOSHI: 44
RIPTOR: 32
Mario's caretaker and sidekick dinosaur is taking the win on this one.
DEATH BATTLE
(Cues: Super Mario World - Overworld Theme)
Yoshi is happily dancing when Riptor emerges from a pipe and roars, scaring Yoshi, who begins cowering.
Which one of these dino-combatants will reach out to the top?
FIGHT!
(Cues: Super Smash Bros Melee - Yoshi's Island)
Riptor begins by brutally attacking Yoshi repeatedly with his claws, feet and tail and knocks him back with an...
Announcer:AWESOME COMBO!
"Damn, Yoshi is getting ass kicked!" Monosuke said
"What the hell was that?" Kazuichi wondered
"It's the announcer from Killer Instinct for when a character performs a combo attack." Chiaki answered
As Riptor slowly advances towards her prey, Yoshi throws three eggs at her, but they hardly did any damage as she was unflinched by them. Yoshi then forces out a larger egg and throws it at Ultratech's creation which did some damage to her and causes a baby Yoshi to appear from the egg.
Baby Yoshi: Yoshi!
"Awww!" Chihiro, Chisa, Gonta, Sayaka, Sonia, Ruruka, Monophanie, and Usami gushed at the newborn Yoshi.
Riptor attacks the baby Yoshi and bites its head off which took away the enthusiastic from them as they were completely stunned. Yoshi screams and runs off but was stopped by a lone Koopa Troopa, who was just minding its own business as he eats up the Koopa Troopa and spits it at Riptor, who deflects it but Yoshi protects himself with his egg shield. Riptor attacks the shield until it breaks and then proceeds to attack the defenseless Yoshi some more, until the green happy dinosaur manages to counterattack with his tail.
Announcer: C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Yoshi ground pounds Riptor, who then rolls back and spits acid at him, but Yoshi eats the acid and traps it in an egg and throws it back at the savage velociraptor, covering her face with acid.
"OHHHHHHH!" Almost the whole crowd winced at the moment for having a feeling of acid on the face
Riptor roars in pain and tries to attack Yoshi again, but Yoshi eats her and forces her out as a giant egg. As the egg falls off the cliff which Yoshi is standing next to, Riptor manages to break free, but all too late. Riptor falls down into a pink car with flame patterns on it dead, with only her legs sticking out.
K.O!
RESULTS
The ones voted for Yoshi gave an applause while some of the ones who voted for Riptor were shocked and disappointed.
"I don't believe it..." Mondo spoke, shockingly
"A kickass blood-thirsty raptor lost to a cute dinosaur, who wasn't even putting up a fight. Why...?!" Monokuma growled, crucially disappointed
"Daddy, I know how you feel, but you should listen to the results first before showing any emotions." Monophanie spoke, calmly
(Cues: Yoshi's Story - Alpina Blue)
Boomstick: NOOO, my car!
"Fuck your car you fucking moron!" Miu taunted, which made some of the audiences laughed
Wiz: Yoshi couldn't compete with Riptor's tough and brutal viciousness, but his varied arsenal ultimately produced a winning move.
"As I expected, Yoshi's eggs, additional effects, and digestive system gave it everything it needed to take advantage against Riptor." Chiaki informed
Boomstick: Riptor's a friggin' beast in a fist fight, but while Yoshi looks all cute and stuff, he's actually a deadly devouring machine, like my ex-wife!
"Wait, he has a wife?" Yasuhiro wondered
"Former wife, since he said ex." Makoto answered
"I doubt that his 'ex-wife' can feast on almost anything." Byakuya objected
Wiz: That raptor mind of Riptor's might be cunning and clever, but tooth and claw can only accomplish so much. Yoshi's bizarre digestive system rebounded the acid spit, blinding Riptor and leaving him vulnerable.
The whole crowd nodded to agree with that statement.
Boomstick: Riptor may be smart, but Yoshi can drive cars, and show me another dinosaur who can do that!
"It's still strange though for a dinosaur to be driving a car." Sonosuke said
Wiz: Even with a velociraptor's strong sense of hearing and smell, Riptor's confused and vengeful mind wasn't able to process the change of tactics fast enough. Even so, he was already finished.
Kyoko nodded at Wiz's statement. Mixing with a human and animal's DNA wasn't quite the smartest creation that someone would intended to do.
Boomstick: Even if that conveniently placed cliff hadn't had been there, Riptor would have lost his whole face pretty quick to the acid. He just didn't have the stomach for this dino-mite dino-Fight.
Some groaned at the pun while the rest chuckled at Boomstick's pun
Wiz: What?
Boomstick: I'm clever!
"Fuck no, you're not!" Miu scolded
Wiz: The winner is Yoshi.
This was an odd, but interesting episode. Most who voted for Yoshi want to see another cute combatant.
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle!
Teruteru instantly blushed at the moment when he saw the teaser showing a blue haired girl covering her entire body, with cat ears and tail and her opponent from the background is another cat girl with her entire face concealed showing her razor sharp smile and red eyes.
Blue-haired Girl: Nya!
Kazuo press play for the next episode, and this could be entertaining.
You know, when I have other stories that are still in progress, it would've been SO NICE if I had a co-writer who can help me out with the edits for this story.
Can't lose my motivation to keep on writing either, so bare with me my friends and support me!
Next Chapter: Felicia VS Taokaka