Or, the things Greg Lestrade has to compete with. Inspired by an actual cake.

Sherlock has arrived just in time to witness how the Irishman twists John's left arm behind his back. The brute's right hand holds a hunting knife to the smaller man's neck and a wicked grin forms on his face when his gaze falls on Sherlock. - A botched chase triggers a flashback in John. TwoShot with a bit of BAMF!John

"You're not a- are you?" "Yes Sherlock, I am." After Sherlock found out Irene's secret, his world was crushed deleting all of his childhood memories that they shared. From then on he decided he would never open his heart again, he did not know he would violate this promise twice. Not angst.

"Falling. Never ending falling. Always falling. No end, just down. Down, down, down. Never slowing. Never stopping. Just down. I'm falling, John". John has been alone for 2 weeks now. Post-Reichenbach. My first fanfic, so its all just a muddle of stuff.

Greg Lestrade is kidnapped and tortured. He supposes to himself that Sherlock might come and rescue him, but inwardly he doesn't hold much faith. It really would be nice he he could be saved.

"Are you free?" she asks, letting me out of her arms. - "Never." / Post-series 2. Written for the Sherlockiada ff-writing competition. Kind of John/Irene. Probably not what you think, though.

Mystrade one shot based on the prompt "He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Legendary Mode." Slash, obviously. Rated T for implied sexual actions, but nothing graphic.

I've always wanted to write Sherlock on cocaine, so here you go. Title from the Fall Out Boy song "Sugar We're Going Down." Warnings for drug use, though it isn't described explicitly.

Drabble/Oneshot. Irene Adler collected many things. Hint of Irene/Sherlock.

So, uh this is my first story. It's a Mystrade, I don't particularly have a summary yet, but once I get further in the story, I will. Please rate, and let me know what you think : Thank you!

John and Sherlock are stranded deep in the wilderness with no phones and no foreseeable escape. With John wounded, Sherlock fears they will die here: in the cold, in the damp, in the woods. Prompt fill. Oneshot.

Within the universe, there exists two hands: one being Life, the other being Death. The question is: which do we hold on to, and which do we let loose? I do not own the rights to BBC's Sherlock or the characters.

Through one of Jim's plans, Sebastian comes across a book describing the process of diagnosing a psychopath. For most, if not all of the traits, Sebastian can think of some classic examples of Jim's psychopathy.

FEMLOCK. Companion to Shirley Holmes: A Study in Pink. What if Sherlock and John were female? There are some things that girls do that guys don't.

John has had enough. He's leaving. After an argument at the flat, John decides that Sherlock needs to grow up. Unfortunately, Moriarty has something big planned...And without John there to help, the criminal mastermind might win the game./ The first chapter is the preview and table of content.

She's not sure when the wine turned to whiskey, or when separate chairs became them sitting together on the sofa, but she now finds herself pressed up against Sherlock Holmes' knee, entertaining the most inappropriate of thoughts. short fill for a BBC Kink Meme prompt .

Jim Moriarty waxing on the ideas of stars and interconnectedness.

Maybe it was fate. Maybe it wasn't. It could have just been a coincidence. There was probably a logical reasoning behind it the whole time.

Three months after Sherlock returns home after Reichenbach, he and John are on a case involving a suicide victim. Sherlock's nonchalance towards the widow provokes John into finally expressing how he felt being left behind for those three years. Rated M for the naughty happenings that ensue. Johnlock.

John was vaguely aware of the people surrounding him and the smoking gun in his hands but the one thing that really caught his attention was the bullet hole in the wall …a mere three inches above Sally Donovan's head. John has a nightmare during a drugs bust. REWRITING EVERYTHING.

After eighteen months of living with Sherlock, John knows how to spot a tail. After two tours in Afghanistan, John knows how to spot a sniper.

Anderson's diary basically. Warning: May lower your IQ. Read at your own risk ; I am not responsible for any brain cells that may get killed whilst reading this.

Sherlock Holmes y John Watson van a un concierto de Tchaikovsky que trae consecuencias inesperadas para el médico militar y eso que no lo invitó.

Sherlock returns after three years to a less then pleased John who is now engaged to Mary Morstan. Sherlock and John and Mary figure out how they all connect now, who loves who and where this leaves them with Sherlock back from the dead to face all the pain he caused.

Tłumaczenie, część pierwsza cyklu. Autor: Kryptaria. Tłumaczenie: ja. Beta: Winc. Miejsce akcji: strych na Baker Street. Występuje: najprawdziwszy dinozaur.