I present you one of the latest story, Naruto, Son of Gwen! A Naruto x Camp Camp crossover fanfic!
That is based off the chapter from Naruto's Mother story but it'll be very short one.
Most characters might be OOC and there might be some grammar errors but I'm trying my best.
Enjoy the first chapter of NSG!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Camp Camp.
Chapter 1: A Prankster In Camp
Gwen stare at David annoyingly with crossed arms as he play this stupid song to the new campers that have arrived today and she was about to stop him until her phone play ringtone loudly that caught some attentions before she answer her phone. "What?" Gwen huffed annoyingly before she straighten up with a pause, "…Say again? He did what? You what?" She held a hushing conversation with someone on phone and David turn to her questioningly while the campers lean close to try to hear everything but they didn't. "…UGH!" The female counselor jammed her phone back in pocket with a sharp exhale before her gaze shift to David sharply with a flat face, "I'm going to pick Naruto up and bring him here." She spun on her heels then stomp toward her car with a low grumble.
"…Who the fuck is Naruto?" Max raised his eyebrow oddly.
"Ooh, look like it's time for Welcome Back song!" David grinned widely before he strum his guitar, "Let me warm my vocals up…OH!"
"Ah, fuck!" The foul-mouthed boy covered his ears, "Not again!" He glare at Nikki and Neil, the former enjoy it very much while the latter just stand there doing nothing.
When Gwen park the car, she lean her head slightly to stare through the windshield at the sight. Dozen of children hang from the tallest tree by their underwear with clown makeover and they were scratching their bodies with wails. Her gaze shift to cabins that seem to be on fire with colorful smokes and dozen of overturned rowboats on the ground with glues, they were rattling and trembling as if some people are trapped inside. "Wonderful." She deadpanned before sharp knocks on window jerk her back and she look outside to see a twitching man dressing up like an clown, it look like he have a serious nervous breakdown. Gwen slowly roll the window down, "Um, hey…"
"…TAKE THE DEVIL AWAY!" The clown lift a young blonde boy up by armpits.
"Hi, mom!" The boy waved with innocent grin, the boy have whisker birthmark on cheeks, blue eyes and short spiky blonde hair. He wear an orange oversize padded coat with jean, pair of sneakers and large orange backpack.
"Naruto." Gwen exhaled at her son before the clown shove the boy to her through the opening window, "Do we get…"
"HERE'S YOUR FUCKING REFUND!" The clown threw money at her face with jerking head, "DO NOT BRING THE DEVIL BACK HERE AGAIN!" Gwen calmly roll the window back up, "HE'S BANNED AND SO ARE THE CORNCOBS!" He thrust his face on her window, "BEWARE THE CORNCOB!" With that, he passed out with frothing mouth and the car slowly back away from the clown.
"Well…" Naruto slide into the passenger seat and put the seatbelt on before he look up at his mother as she drive down the road for a while in complete silence. "That happened."
"I can't believe you, Naruto!" Gwen smacked her hand on the top part of steering wheel with a growl, "You beg and beg me to send you to the trickster camp for nearly a year then you just went and got yourself kick out…ON THE FIRST DAY!"
"They were asking for it." The boy picked the money up with a small scoff as he count them, "Go on and on about lame pathetic 'prank' they pull then saying bad things to me after I told them that I'm the prankster king. I sure show them."
"It don't matter!" She hissed furiously at her son, "What you did was wrong! People should have get hurt by…" She paused before she narrow her eyes at him sideway, "Please don't tell me you used this corncob prank."
"Yup, I used it on this clown dude." Naruto replied unashamedly.
"NARUTO, I TOLD YOU TO…" Gwen yelled.
"He's a pervert because he told us he want to give us 'special ice cream' if we go with him behind the shack." He cut her off, "And when he said he have an animal balloon to show to us, he was fondling with his dick under his pant. Same goes for some so-called counselors."
"…I'll overlook it this time…" She muttered after few minutes of slience before she slowly bring phone up to her ear with a ring, "Hello, is that police? Yeah, I like to make a report…"
"Oh, would you look at that?" Naruto chuckled to himself after he finished counting the money, as his mother report to the police, "We earn two thousand dollars extra from refund."
"Mine." Gwen snatched the money from her son with a hushed whisper as the police put her on hold.
"Here they come!" David grinned widely as he spot Gwen's car approaching and the new kids were standing behind him, watching on in some curiosity and disinteresting in one case. Gwen step out of her car as soon as she parked it and the children see a blonde boy hop out from other side of the car. "Naruto!" The peppy counselor strummed his guitar as he sing out, "Welcome back! To Camp Camp, oh what…"
"Goddammit, no!" Gwen swiftly slapped the guitar out of his hands with gritted teeth, "You are not going to sing another stupid song around my son! EVER!" The last time he did, Naruto have been annoying her with stupid song for months when she refuse to give him ramen until she caved in.
"Awwww…" The peppy counselor pouted for a moment before he perk up, "Oh, well! It's good to have you back, Naruto! We're going to have so much fun this year!"
"Glad to be back." Naruto lift his hand up with laughter.
"Ugh…" The sullen counselor rubbed her forehead annoyingly.
"Wait, son?" Max looked at the woman funny, "Like, you give birth to him yourself or did you adopt him?"
"I'm a teen mom." Gwen glared down at the foul-mouthed camper, "You get problem with that?"
"Nah." The cynical camper shrugged his shoulders, "Just wondering…And to give myself another ammo to rip on you about."
"I fucking hate you, you know that?" She said.
"The feeling's mutual."
"Wow, that's awesome!" Nikki grinned, "Having camp counselor as mom and come here all the time? That have to be a dream coming true."
"F-F-For you, b-but a nightmare for me." Neil gulped nervously.
"Did anyone claim a spot in boys' cabin?" Naruto jogged into the campground with a wicked grin as he dig into his backpack, "I'm taking the bottom one!"
"You better not make another prank, Naruto!" Gwen hollered with cupped mouth before her head drop with a hand on her head as she groaned, "Ugh, he's going to prank someone." She spun around on her heels then walk toward the counselor cabin, "I'm going to watch my fucking soap."
"Oh, what happened to the camp that Naruto was at?" David called out to her.
"He blew them up but it's okay because it turn out to be a part of some kind of child smuggling ring, according to the police." Gwen waved dismissively over her shoulder with deadpan tone.
"…Oh." The peppy man blinked owlishly along with the campers, "Must be Tuesday." He shrugged his shoulders then stride ahead with a grin on his face.
"…What the fuck?" Max uttered.
Nikki dragged Max and Neil over to the boy's cabin against their protests and her head poke inside to see Naruto on the bottom of the bunk bed, putting something together. "Hiya!" She called out to get his attention as his head turned to her with arched brow, "I'm Nikki, that is Max and Neil." She introduced themselves.
"Hey, I'm Naruto." He waved before he turn back to whatever he was doing.
"What are you doing?" Nikki tried to peek over his shoulders few times.
"Building bombs." Naruto answered with a snicker.
"…Bombs?" Max blinked rapidly with raised eyebrow, "Like real bombs?"
"Oh no, no, that's bad, that's bad!" Neil gasped with cold sweats, "You can't do that! It's illegal! I-I'm going to tell adults about…"
"Ugh, take it easy, guys." The blonde shot a annoying glare at the nervous wreck, "I am building a bomb, but it's nonlethal because it's all paints." He lift one of the bomb up, revealing three painting cans tied together with some wires and egg timer. "No one is going to get hurt…" He turned back to his bombs as he mutter something under his breath, "Until someone get too close to it and lose one of their limbs."
"Oh." The nervous wreck uttered before he blink with lifting index finger, "…Wait, what was the last part?"
"I said shut up, you fucker." Naruto rolled his eyes.
"…Dude, can I help?" The foul-mouthed camper smirked.
"Me too, me too!" The hyper girl hopped, it look so much funny if you think about it!
"Sure." The blonde grinned wickedly and two campers join him, building paint bombs under his instruction.
"Um, I-I'm gonna…" Neil was about to go out and report it to adults but he suddenly get hoisted up by an snare rope around his leg and he flailing his arms with yelps as he tried to get himself down with few attempts. The kids just ignore his pleading as they chat over the project.
Dozen of explosives following by colorful splashes and some screams echoed within Camp Camp campground before Gwen slowly lean her head out behind the door of the counselor cabin to see some screaming painted children running around like headless chickens and she can see her son ran away with maniacal laughter with Max and Nikki in tow. "I fucking know it was going to happen like that." Gwen deadpanned before she went back inside and the door closed with a click, just in time to avoid yellow splash.
And that end the first chapter of NSG! Love it? Hate it?
Like I said it's going to be a short story and it's possible that the chapters will be short like this one. How many chapters? I dunno, maybe around four?
Naruto have got kicked out from some pranking or clown camp to his mother's furious and it appear that he make a quick friendship with Max and Nikki for all wrong reason!
How chaos will it get in Camp Camp? How will everyone deal with a prankster who is the son of Gwen? How much will it change from what we know? What will be next? Let's find out in next chapter!
Anyway, I think that's all I can say for now. Thank you for your time to read it.
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