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I present you one of the latest story, Please Don't Use Powers During Lovemaking! A semi-smut misc one-shot fanfic!
That is just a joke story with fourth wall breaking…A lot of fourth wall breaking. The inspiration I get from this is when I get some complains from few people that don't like how powers or abilities were used for lemon stories and I did see some in other writer's stories so…
Very short story, fyi. It's just a humor with no plot.
If you don't like the concept of this story or anything else in this story, please leave. No one is forcing you to read it and you chose to read it by your own will. You have been warned so don't yell/scream/whatever and just close the tab/hit back button.
All characters in this story are 18 and above.
Most characters might be OOC and there might be some grammar errors but I'm trying my best.
Enjoy the story of PDUPDL
Disclaimer: I don't own everything in this story
Please Don't Use Powers During Lovemaking!
"What's that?" Naruto Uzumaki raised his eyebrow at you while thrusting into Hinata Hyuga's maidenhood doggy style, the moaning woman was getting gangbanged by dozen of his clones as she perform blowjob, titjob and double handjobs and the rest just rubbing and smack their cocks on her body. "You telling me to not use kage bunshin? Pfft, what are you? A prude? Who are you telling us what to do in our private time? Don't you know that Hinata love this jutsu? Get out of here, you voyeur!"
"YEAH!"
"YEAH, GET OUT OF HERE!"
"FUCK OFF!" All clones barked out at you.
"I agree with this guy up above us." Elsa of Arendelle pressed large ice cube that she created up against Shrek's balls and the said orge was in binded leather outfit with gagball. They both were glaring at you, "If I want to use my ice powers for sexual reason, I will do it!" She created a snowball before she shove it up Shrek's ass to his muffled yelp, "Go away!"
"What the…?!" Lara Croft looked alarmed by your appearance as she lie on bed chest down with her rear up and Crash Bandicoot was spinning around with his cock inside her anal with a spin attack move. "W-What…Don't use supermove in bed…" She looked shocked before an angry scowl appear on her face, "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! WHAT WE DO IN BED AND WITH WHO IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! GET THE FUUUUUUUUUCK OUT OF HEEEEEEEEEERE!" She shouted angrily during the climax while her lover kept spun around like helicopter before the door slammed right in your face.
"Sound like someone's mad that they can't spice their boring bland sex life up." Clark Kent stared at you in disappointment as Kim Possible rode him with her legs wrapped around his waist…Miles high up in air before you fall down due to gravity and some sticky fluids hit your face on the way down.
"PRUDE!" You hear Kim's voice hollered from above.
"Look here, if you don't like it then why don't you go, oh I don't know…" Deadpool hummed as he hoisted up in hogtie by sea of hair and Bayonetta was pegging him with strapon, made out of her magical hair. "Oh, write your own lemon story with no use of power or find something else to read! OH, HARDER, MY MISTRESS!" tentacle of hair coil around his erected member, "YES! YES!"
"Oh god, not you again!" Helen Parr shot you a naughty look as she tangled her body parts around with Luffy D. Monkey and Reed Richards with their cocks buried deep inside her maidenhood and the members were ballooning up. "Why do you keep showing up and say it's ruining the story? You're the one who ruining the mood for everyone here!" She grunted out as white fluids flow out from her lower mouth, "If you don't like it, just zip it and go away!"
"Really? Do you know how many of lemon stories in this category rely on that?" Momo Yaoyorozu stared at you flatly as Kyoka Jiro vibrate her earjack on a bump above her lower mouth and Izuku Midoriya was using One-For-All to hammered her anal at rapid speed, "Do you?"
"Yeah, it's like this guy have never read a single lemon MHA fanfic in their life!" Ochaco Uraraka floated by with an annoying look directing toward you, Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu was ramming into her lower mouth with steel cock.
"Look here, if you don't like how the writers write lemon stories where we use our powers during lemon scenes…" A superhuman using his superpower to pleasure a random woman as all superhumans, both female and males, glared at you annoyingly while they fuck their partners with powers, "Just stop and find different stories to read…Or stop reading lemon stories, you prude."
The writer look up to you flatly, "Um…Ok, whatever…Like I care about what you say. I don't know who you are or how you get in here…And there's nothing wrong with add a zing into this story to brighten your day up…Or to fuel your dirty fantasy." The writer go back to writing fanfiction lemon stories with one last mutter before the story end, "Unbelievable."
And that end the story of PDUPDL!
It's a very short story and just for humor. I really get nothing to say about that.
Anyway, I think that's all I can say for now. Thank you for your time to read it.
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