31: Old Scratch: Back in Black

Humor Fanifc

Once, Satan died at the hands of his own son mere hours after watching his nemesis, the god of the bible, die. The attack was designed with such skill and potency that his soul was crushed as the missing piece of Excalibur ran him through, nothing but dust of it remaining, guaranteeing he would never be able to reincarnate. After all, a body, a mind, a soul, and a spirit are needed for life. Any one, and sometimes two, maybe even three, can be replaced; but the results are a different person.

Satan, however, was displeased with this. The was against heaven was not yet over! His SON killed him by stabbing him IN THE BACK! He MUST have revenge.

As such, he did the impossible. After his death, he put away his pride to reincarnate as a human, letting a stillborn, who was missing a soul and had no mind as of yet, make up the difference of Spirit.

It didn't work like he hoped. Rather, he realized, in a moment of horrifying clarity, that his life stank, his goals stank, his cause stank, and that pride was useless.

Still, he ended up the wielder of True Longinus. Overall, he was satisfied.

Now all he needed was some tail!

Follow Young Scratch as he takes DxD by storm, proving his new philosophy of 'Party on, dudes!'

Powers at Story Start: Voice of Desire; Truest Lie (Speaks the truth in a misleading way perfectly); Devil Magic (Peak Mastery, Lower Low-Class Reserves); Fallen Angel Magic (Grandmaster Mastery, Two-Wing Adolescent Fallen Reserves); Curse Mastery (Master Mastery, Mid-Tier Mage Reserves); Corrupt (Turn a foe into a friend, make a saint fall; Low-level effect); Creature Creation (lesser than his strength); Demonic Command (All demonic-type creatures naturally obey; Spotty); Dealmaker (Soulbound Agreements; Self-Enforced); Face of the Devil (Less than five seconds); Spark of the Demons House (Investiture; Mostly Locked); True Longinus (Locked); Denial of the Divine (Locked)