A DARK HUMOR STORY! A drug addict ends up in the body of a Harry Potter character, just before the first day at Hogwarts. Blood, guts, comedy, and amoral behavior. Gets darker and more amoral as the story goes on. Really, really dark...

"Hermione Granger: Space Pirate, Liberator, and Purveyor of Forgotten Galactic Odds and Ends" had a nice ring to it. After all, new universe, new life. If only she could avoid getting caught up between the Empire and Rebel Alliance...

Starfy is jus an ordinary High School Jedi, until he wakes up from a dream and is actually a long hated teacher in disguise!

Harry, Ronald and Hemione entered Hagreds house, "By order of the Hogwarts School of Wizardry, You are under arrest, Milord" proclaimed Harry, Harged rose from his chair, Looming ominously over the kids. "Are you threating me, Young wizards" Hagred snarled. "Come quietly and there'll be no trouble" Harry stated. "It's treason then" Hagred said ominously. As he drew a wand from

After the attack on Godric's Hollow in 1981, Harry Potter is cast aside by his family in favor of his younger brother. After discovering the truth about his ancestor, he leaves the Wizarding World to fulfill his destiny. He must now learn the Ways of the Sith, rebuild a dead and forgotten Empire, and also get his revenge.

The Department of Mysteries has been keeping something within its chambers that was believed to be impossible, even by magical standards. Time travel was one thing, but opening up a new dimension into a world that was revered as one of the best sci-fi franchises by Muggles was another. Now Hermione has to navigate the world of Star Wars with Draco in tow, what could go wrong?

When Ben asks Rey to join him, she knows he can still be brought to the Light. During their escape they crash in a strange world of witches and wizards. Together they struggle to create a new life within the castle walls while an evil all too familiar threatens their new home.

Les objets du département des mystères peuvent être dangereux, Hermione le savait. Pourtant, elle n'a pas pu s'empêcher d'y toucher. La voilà à présent perdue dans un lieu très différent de tout ce qu'elle connait. Où est-elle ? Pourra-t-elle un jour rentrer chez elle ?

Follow the adventures of Ben Solo and Rey as they traverse a life that does not involve the Force, but instead magic. Drabbles set from their first year into early adulthood. They will be joined by well-known characters from both series, but will prominently feature the Next-Generation. I hope y'all enjoy!

A generic HP/SW crossover featuring Harry in the usual cliche profession and also featuring that random Twi'lek girl that everyone likes for some reason.

For Harry Potter, the Battle of Hogwarts came to an end with a shocking turn of events. By some unknown force of magic, Harry finds himself on the desert planet of Tatooine where he encounters an exiled Jedi Master. Under the tutelage of this new teacher, Harry will become something the Empire is not prepared for. He will fight a new evil.

The night Harry was left at the Dursleys, a cyborg Jedi by the name Zumatra Alder (OC) comes and picks him up. Watch as Harry grows up under the care of the Jedi, and discovers the meaning of his destiny. Slight Dumbledore bashing and Ron bashing. Will add Avengers soon. Multi-verse

Harry Potter was found by The Emperor as a small child, raised alongside Mara Jade as her brother, he becomes Hunter Jade Hand of the Emperor. But when he starts to doubt the Emperor and see the truth of who he serves, he is torn between two sides the Light and the Dark. Will he embrace the Light and become a Jedi or fall to the Dark and rule the Sith.

While taking a walk harry comes across an old man who is not from this world but is a jedi master that is dying. Follow Harry on his path to becoming a powerful jedi. it starts during the summer before GOF. Goes only through 4th year and some summer. fifth year will be in a new story. H/Hr. Dumbledore/Ron/Molly bashing. Mind problem Ginny.

As the title implies, this is a collection of random drabbles and ideas that won't leave me alone. So here. There will be all sorts of stuff, so don't mind the crossover tag.

timeline start HP-verse goes to SW-verse after Moldy-shorts death

Dumbledore Is up to No Good Voldemort is Back and the Ministry is ineffective. To Make Matters worse Harry May not be able to trust his friends.What choice Does Professor McGonagall Have but to call in some back up from a galaxy Far Far away? What Happens when the new teacher finds out what is really Happening at the School? major Weasley Bashing.

Prophecy speaks of a child who could bring balance to the Force. Many believed that this child was Anakin Skywalker, and it could have been. But now, as hope fades like a guttering light, another child has been found. A sinner shall become a saint as a young boy, on a forgotten world, finds a cradle. In Crimson Arms. On Hiatus.

Albus Dumbledore killed Lily & James himself, placing little Hope with the abusive magic-hating Dursley Muggles. But Hope was lucky that Aragon Palpatine found her, and became a part of the Palpatine family, getting adopted as their new daughter. When Dumbles knows Hope is gone from Privet Drive, he freaks out, fearing his perfect plan wouldn't work out. Now, he can only wait...

Part 2 of "Intergalactic". Sequel to "Wild Child." Anakin and Harry have gotten married and Harry's training to be a Jedi, all during a war. The Force is growing darker, threatening the balance. The two Chosen Ones lead the way to a brighter future.

Harry is tired of everything. He's tired of his parents pampering his younger brother Evan and paying no attention to him. He's tired of his brothers arrogant attitude. He's tired of everyone worshipping the ground Evan and Dumbledore walk on. So he's leaving Earth. HIATUS.

Anakin accidentally activates an old artifact which jump starts a series of events that may bring the galaxy to ruin as various factions previously hidden reveal themselves to the galaxy bringing even more dangerous and powerful players into the chaos of the clone wars.

Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.

When an idiot decides to hit a lever on a pedestal in a cave, all hell breaks loose. This is my first fan-fic.

Used to be called "The Vision" A compilation of my One-shots and The Vision itself, being posted sporadically. Enjoy!