how will Alex react to books been made about his life as a spy. There are a total of 10 books about his life but the first one is storm breaker. also how will Alex react to finding out when jack , K - unit , ben Daniels (fox) , school teacher Mr Donovan , sectary miss Bedfordshire, headteacher Mr Bray, also the Pleasures family and cant forget his incredible best friend Tom. ect.

K-unit finds Alex on surveillance tapes after years of thinking he was dead. They launch a rescue mission but when they find him they worry he might just shatter. It will be a long road to recovery if it isn't too late.

Someone should have told Alex that Scorpia operatives are like birds. You feed one and then a bunch more show up. Part 2 of Walker's Web series.

Alex has regrets and letting these fuckers live with him was definitely one of them. Why did he let Walker past his threshold? Part 1 of Walker's Web series.

Alex gets turned into a cat by a villain. Yassen is secretly enjoying every second of Alex being a bratty fluffball.

Some rules are meant to be followed. Others were made to be broken. John decided the rule of not writing about his ordeals was one of the latter. Years later, Alex finds a notebook in the attic and decides he needs to know what it means. His decision changes a lot.

Worm! Alex. Basically, one day he finally has enough and a bunch of roaches come in and eat the villain du jour down to the bone. WARNING FOR GRAPHIC DEPICTION OF BUGS EATING A GUY!

Alex was somehow conned by Tom into going to some sort of mud park. They both end up completely soaked in mud.

Alex is secretly a witch who is sporadically haunted by the spirit of his father. Could be crack, could be Devilverse.

Alex has been permanently put off of British food after the Winston Yu incident. Watch as he has a wholesome night out trying out a new cuisine. He'll start with French because SPITE.

Yassen knew that he should have just gotten the overpriced furniture from SCORPIA's contractors. Why did he decide to be cheap and go with Craigslist?

Alex and Sabina's date is interrupted by someone from MI6. Sabina, not knowing what the fuck is going on and thinking that THIS IS A KIDNAPPING, tazes the bastard with the new tazer that Alex got her. :))

Alex Rider is sick of people dying because of him, so he does the only thing he can-he becomes someone else. 19 year old Matthew Smith passes Selection and joins the SAS, but not everyone seems to appreciate his company...at first. Maybe these people he swore he wouldn't get close to will become the family he needs...unless his enemies are closer than he thinks. K-Unit and OCs!

Alex gets sent back in time to a high piracy period. There are two things he's good at. Hunting and not getting scurvy. He now has to help the crew get ahold of enough gold doubloons that he can touch one, since that's his way back.

Alex works customer service at a grocery store. He must not murder any customers.

Scorpia kills Jack. Alex lives with K-unit. Chaos ensues. Now with an added side of Fluff and hurt/comfort!

Alex Rider dies and makes a deal to go back and fix everything with a suspicious figure...surprise! It works. Now he is back four years before the day his uncle dies. Can he train and pass as his age without raising suspicion? Good thing keeping up a front is what he was trained for... Note: Rating may increase. Updates are aimed at once a month, and never more than two apart.

Jack sneaks Alex out for some unhealthy snacks away from Ian's health nut self. What are older sisters for?

Alex gets all of his qualifications to be a zookeeper in order. He loves animals, okay? Then, his first job is taking care of a pet for a supervillain. Should he call MI6? Nahhhh

Brendan Chase knows he's a scummy person. He does not appreciate being blamed for the Australian Prime Minister's own corruption and blunders. Time to invite Alex to dinner to expose him. Rating may change.

Alex is suddenly body-swapped with Brendan Chase. What's hilarious is that nobody is noticing the fucking difference for either of them.

Doctor Three starts sending Alex 'Thank you' flowers and signed copies of his most recent books after he kills Razim and The Grimaldi Twins.

In a turn of events, Winston Yu and Alex Rider turn out to be cousins. All sorts of fun ensues. Set after Skeleton Key.

Nile is allergic to cats. The stupid tiger that Mrs. Rothman insisted on getting and then ignored after about a month loves him for some ungodly reason.

MI6 never had a good track record when it came to Alex Rider. When his most recent mission goes predictably off the rails, it takes ten days without contact before anyone in London reacts. In retrospect, MI6 should probably have looked a little sooner. Or: Alex becomes an accidental supervillain. Mostly fluff by Alex Rider standards.