(star wars music) A really bad parody of a really bad movie.

Spaz Blacklighter has been abandoned by his poker buddies and is now on an adventure that crosses over parts of SW ep. 4. His misadventures will make you laugh, cry, and laugh again. Please read & review.

A miniseries about where Episodes IVVI could have gone horribly wrong. Each 'chapter' is a different story, but they belong together in that they are all part of the same series. To be honest, I'm not sure anymore what I was thinking when I wrote these,

Obi-wan/Amidala. Anakin is returning to Naboo after six months in the Senate to marry Amidala, and the upcoming marriage makes her rethink her relationship with Obi-wan.

a poem I wrote to the love of my life when I was sixteen years old, a couple of weeks after I fell in love with him. We're both crazy about Star Wars, if you can't tell.

An Elori short fic I wrote, not too long, read and tell me if you want more! I'll see what I can do ::winks::

Takes place in between A New Hope and Empire. Luke, Han, and 3P0 are on a mission, to take the secret plans for the rebel base to a secure location. Can they escape imperial attention? Bear in mind, I wrote this when I was 13, 14 years old. Fairly creativ

Lt. Anin Darkstar is appionted stormtrooper trainer. But not for long. And poor Darth Vader goes insane dealing with her...

The story of Mara Jade's first love...

Obi-Wan's thoughts as he leads his fellow Jedi into war.

Luke, Han, Chewy, R2-D2, and C-3PO are old and living in a retirement home now. Lukily for us, they are still as fisty as ever. Now they leave on an misadventure to Coruscant with insane, but hiliarious results.

The aftermath of the battle in the Naboo hangar.

PreRotS. Set after his turn but before the duel with ObiWan. Anakin ponders his choice to turn to the Dark Side.

Vader's greatest fear...

This is my thought as to how Mara got taken by the Empire. Please R&R!

Obi-Wan writes down his thoughts and fears as the events of TPM take place.

Mara's thoughts on her life, her friends, her husband, and death. WARNING: Character death. In case you can't read below, THIS IS A POEM! But don't let that discourage you from reading this.

An AU Maul fic, where he is a Jedi. Originally archived at the DMEB, includes an original female char. Here is the riff A Jedi travels through an anomaly to a parallel universe where old friends are enemies and there are new allies to be found. R/R pleas

Just something I've been working on for quite a while...previously Book 2, didn't want to go through the trouble of re-writing book one. New chapters will now be added as I finish them.

AU fic in which Anakin never turns to the Dark Side. Includes Sabe's Big Fat Nubian Wedding AND possibly the FIRST EVER Star Wars meets St. Elsewhere crossover!

Luke Skywalker, desperate to know more about the Jedi before the Dark Times, finds an old woman, one of the last of the Jedi from the time before the Emperor, who knew and loved Obi-Wan as a young man. She tells Luke about Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon.

The fourth in the Excerpts From the Diary of a Handmaiden Series, this one is from Eirtaé's POV. (Duh. ;) )

A parody of most Star Wars elements with a shot or two at George Lucas. rated high for narcotics and language. R&R!!

This is a really corny nonsense story I decided to write. *shrugs* What can I say? I was bored.

Leia's thoughts when she first saw Han's carbonated form (Empire Strikes Back)