Cat: Naruto X High school DxD X Rosario + Vampire

Title: Why does no one ever take the easy way out?

Rating: M

Pairing: Naruto X Akeno/Xenovia/Tsubaki/Koneko/Ageha/Akasha/Mizore/Matatabi/Ravel/Sona/Raynare/Kalawarna Female Vali, Issei X Asia/Rias/Ruby/Irina/Kurumu, Kurama X Yasaka/Kuroka/Tsurara/Serafall, Tsukune X Moka/Yukari

Summary: Himejiima Akeno, was the last person anyone would think of when it came to a High school girl with an elder lover. She was not the first girl you would think of as being a mistress. However if you asked the Businessman Uzumaki Naruto, then that was exactly what she was. She was his perfect little slut. To bad This woman would force him back into the Limelight of the Supernatural.

Hey everyone. Nothing to say here. Enjoy.

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Shadow: Thank you.

Bednarczykmiki: He does. All three heads of the Reborn have one.

Archangel Xireon Chaos God: Grew up watching it. Favorite character if you can believe it was Touson's and my favorite character was Soi Fon or Sei Fung depending on which one you like better.

Habu2010: Never seen/read Tokyo Ravens.

Redburningdragon: I understand that part. I just think that when characters do that They are stupid. I'm trying to win the fight and be done with it, not draw it out to test my limits. Plus the fact that Byakuya was a Mid Tier Captain at best.

Razberry17: Not really. I was going to use Shion but decided against it as that was too obvious. Whether or not another oni appears in the story is up in the air at the moment. As far as Azazel and Naruto go they have an... understanding like Naruto and Orochimaru in Boruto.

Calderoneric758: I've heard of it but never seen it or if it's a game played it. This chapter is inspired by you.

WastingDust281: Kurama and Koruka will have their moment. I can't confirm or deny when it will be as while I have moments planned in advance I have them saved and I'm waiting for the right moment to put them into the story. For instance, the Meeting of Naruto selected 7 was all preplanned, but I wasn't sure where I was going to place it.

Fanficreadr71: I'm glad you enjoyed the chapter.

SolSparda369: Oh wait till I get to the battle. Akeno will get a bit more attakcs then her little lightning blasts that she normally does.

Jeremiahkelly93: Thank you.

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Chapter 16.5: God Meets Second Sage

Location: Dimensional Gap

Place: Isolated Island

Time: Unknown (Sometime around 40,000 years ago)

The multicolored emptiness was something that he loved. The emptiness of it all was just breathtaking. The silence was pretty nice. Occasionally he would hear a whoop of joy, the sounds of a fight but otherwise, it was quiet. Of course, were it not for his abilities with seals then the chunk of rock that was only about half the size of the meteor that Madara dropped on the Shinobi Alliance would have been crushed by the intense pockets of gravity that appeared from time to time. Few beings could actually reside inside of this place and survive. After his assertion to whatever the hell he was now. Maybe the new 10 tails. Of course, he was WAY stronger than Kaguya, the Ten tails, and Madara combined at this point. There were several trees growing on the planet, a small hut that was designed similar to the Uzumaki Mask Temple, a small pond, and finally a garden.

Uzumaki Naruto sat in a meditative position wearing orange shorts, shinobi sandals, black tattoos on his arms, chest, and stomach, orange pigmentation around his eyes, and had he opened them it they would be yellow and look like a they had cross shaped stars. He had been in this meditative state for almost five years at this point or five years according to the gap. In the Shinobi Nations it had only been a few weeks since the war ended. Since His best friend had decided to Kill Sakura in her sleeping state, before taking his Ninjato and taking his own life, forever sealing the Millions of People in Elemenca in their eternal slumber.

For the last few years Naruto had jumped from person to person to see what their true happiest world was. Tenten apparently had a crush on Neji and in her dream, they lived as a happy family. Shizune wanted to be Naruto's wife and have at least 4 kids. Kiba wanted to be Hokage and use his unlimited Political power to make all 'bitches' bow to him and his bros Shino, Shikamaru, Lee, Choji, and Naruto himself as his new Council. Ayame-nee wanted to get married and have kids, Finally Shikamaru wanted to have a nice relationship with Temari. Finally, Gaara wanted to live in peace. Naruto had lived in and been a part of several thousand people's dreams. All living what they thought were their best lives. Hell, some people's dreams coincided with others, and they fused.

His reprieve was broken as he felt someone enter the alert perimeter that he had set up. Standing up he went into his hut and retrieved his black pants and his Red Sage Coat, and 9 Magatama beads around his neck and he allowed his ten sun-kissed golden tails to appear behind his back.

Walking out of the hut, Naruto created a pair of chairs with a small table between them. He took a seat and summoned water from his home and instantly heated it up before summoning some ingredients for noodles and putting them in the bowl. He glared at the bowl as it was taking to long to long to finish.

Just as it finished heating to the perfect temperature, the secondary alarm was tripped. He looked in the direction of the alarm and saw it. Three figures fly to his place. He had met two of the figures before. Micheal Leader of the Seraphs and Second in Command of Heaven and Gabriel the most beautiful woman in Heaven, final was the person who he had never seen but knew about.

God or as other factions called Him Jehovah. He took no true form, except for a tall male with his face devoid of features. with the complexion is a softly Divine golden light. and his build is muscular with a crown of branching antlers upon his head. With a simple of shoulder toga.

"Welcome to my home. Had I expected to have company I would have cleaned up," said Naruto.

"It is fine my son. You are quite a hard man to get a hold of. I am God or Jehovah to the other Divine Factions," said Jehovah as he walked forward and took a seat.

Naruto narrowed his eyes. "First don't call me son. I have a father and you are not him. Second, I've had to move my space a twice because of these two here. As for an official title. I am Uzumaki Naruto, Toad Sage, and Second Sage of Six Paths from the Elemental Nations," said Naruto pointing to Gabriel and Micheal.

Micheal narrowed his eyes as he fought to keep his Aura in check. "Heretic! You are in the presence of God Almighty himself. The God of Gods! You will speak with respect to Father, or I will force your compliance," said Micheal as he held out his hand about to summon a spear of light.

Gabriel rushed to her brother and pulled his arm down! "Brother, please there is no need for such Violence! I'm sure Sir Uzumaki just isn't aware of the greatness of father and spoke out of ignorance," said Gabriel.

Naruto closed his eyes. "Look Gabriel you're a beautiful woman, but you are a bit on the naive side. As for your brother. I don't give a damn about who's in front of me. I've killed a god before and she was at least as strong as your dad at her weakest," said Naruto. (2)

Jehovah raised his hand stopping Michael from speaking. "Peace my son we didn't come here for a battle," said Jehovah.

Michael held his tongue. "Yes, father,"

"So, what do you want?" asked Naruto as he picked up his bowl of ramen and began to eat.

"I'll get straight to the point. I'm in need of aid. My former Son Lucifer who denounced all of his Holy power for demonic energy and took the first human woman Lilith as his bride instead of leaving her to Adam and my son Azazel who allowed himself to stray from the pure path due to his lust, are raising armies to attack the realm of angels," said Jehovah.

"How is that my problem? In case you haven't noticed I'm not a mercenary," said Naruto.

"This is serious Sir Uzumaki! If they start a battle, then it could lead to the destruction of several realms. The humans are in grave danger from our relatives, the Devils alone," said Gabriel.

"Again, not my problem," said Naruto as he put his chopsticks on his bowl. "I managed to make this place my home because I wanted nothing to do with the Supernatural. I've had everyone from Zeus to Sheeva asking me to either come to join their faction as a warrior or for marriage in the case of Aphrodite. I want nothing to do with the Factions and your politics,"

"With someone of your caliber helping lead the armies of Heaven we could end all this conflict before it reaches its apex!" said Michael hoping to sway the Sage.

"My brothers and sisters are all living their lives according to what they think is best for them. None of them have come to me about this so-called war that you are about to fight. They have no interest in it so neither do I. None of you are my friends," said Naruto.

Jehovah sighed before rising from his seat. "I can see that you are dedicated to your neutrality. I hope that you don't come to regret that choice," said Jehovah.

Naruto vanished from his spot, Michael moved from his spot and appeared before Jehovah with a light spear, blocking a truth-seeking rod strike! Michael was having to constantly apply energy to the spear to keep it from dissenting. Gabriel placed her hands together and began to speak in the Angelic tongue. Naruto disengaged from Michael as a barrier appeared between them.

"I don't take kindly to threats," said Naruto holding the rod over his shoulder.

"You came at Father with the intent to kill!" yelled Michael.

"Not with the intent to kill, just make you remember that I'm not one of the gods you're used to dealing with. Remember that as far as powerful beings go I'm just as strong as You, Lucifer, Great Red, and Ophis.

"Forgive me, my child. I meant no harm by my words," said Jehovah.

"Get off my rock," said Naruto as he slammed his Rod into the ground.

Gabriel lowered her barrier. "Please, Sir Uzumaki! There is no need for this violence! We came in peace. We want to end this conflict before it truly arises!" pleaded the female angel.

"It's not my fight," said Naruto

Gabriel opened her mouth to plead her case, but Michael stopped her. "It's a lost cause sister. He is after all similar to those bloodthirsty savages in the Shinto Faction," said Michael.

Naruto ignored Michael as he looked at Gabriel, and she looked back at him with those big innocent green eyes that reminded him of his old Teammate. In truth had she come to Naruto when he wasn't so battle-hardened and world wary he might have folded. In fact, he might have tried to get to know her better. But Michael would probably always be an obstacle to any friendship. Instead of saying anything before Naruto took a seat on the ground and glared at them. God and his Two Seraphs off the rock and past his barrier line.

Naruto allowed his final rod to vanish before he got into a meditative state to return to the Dreams of his friends. Maybe he would visit Yugao-nee and see what she was up to in her dreams.

Location: Heaven

Place: Throne of God

Time: Unknown

Jehovah sat down on his throne on the 7th level of heaven. While he didn't get what he wanted, he got something just as good. Creating an Orb that represented the earth. Nine dots appeared on the Orb. Jehovah winced as his hand shot to his ribs. Removing the upper part of his robe he revealed a massive hole that was leaking divine energy with the edges of the wound creaking and peeling away with corrupted energy. He was able to hold out by using an invention of his to slow the bleed out.

"I must hurry and finish The Sacred Gears. It is the only way my children will be safe from those who would use them for ill intent," said Jehovah as he applied healing energy to the wound.

Rising from his throne he opened a door to a location a workbench. On the bench was a spear. A spear that would hold his will inside of it.

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And cut. A little interlude to break up things and show a bit of the past. If this does well, I'll have another interlude about the past as well. Actually, when I do another interlude what moment would you like to know about?

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1: The planet is the same size as North Kei's planet in DBZ

2: I honestly am of the opinion that Kaguya was MUCH stronger than she was portrayed in the Manga/Anime. She was sealed away for what 1000 years 10000 years. She could have wreaked they shit.